Down at McDonald's there's something new
And $2.95 we'll get it for you
It's a Bushcamp Happy Meal
Here's the deal
A cheeseburger, coke, french fries for you
A bonus food that's your free child's pass too
Crumb and Sanctuary
And all this fun is waiting for you
And for $2.95 you'll get all of that
Plus a mess, tit, canteen, cutlery or cup
Get a different one's week at Sooner's Rable
And eat on the ground and not on the table
That's a lot of good stuff
$2.95 at McDonald's
Get it!