You've always known just what you want, always got just what you need, anything you were
looking for, and then a little more.
And as the years go by, my friend, there's certain things you can depend on to go your
way, really make your day.
What you want is what you get, every day in every way.
What you want is what you get, at McDonald's today, what you want is what you get, every
day in every way.
What you want is what you get, at McDonald's today.
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day in every way.
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day in every way.
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day in every way.
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day in every way.
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day in every way.
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day in every way.
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day in every way.
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day in every way.
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day in every way.
Thank you.
I've seen her here many times before, but I forgot all the right things to say.
I've seen her here many times before, but I forgot all the right things to say.
I've seen her here many times before, but I forgot all the right things to say.
I've seen her here many times before, but I forgot all the right things to say.
I've seen her here many times before, but I forgot all the right things to say.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Here's the spot.
Here's the spot.
Here's the spot.
Here's the spot.
Here's the spot.
Here's the spot.
She was my first love, and I knew no one could ever take her place.
Good time, great taste, of McDonald's.
McDonald's presents future Olympic hopefuls.
Carlos Tapia Ruano, whose innovative soccer play could lead his country to the gold.
Uta Grunewald, who might someday stun the world with her devastating backstroke.
Akeen Bawali, who will develop the blazing speed that will make his country and his village proud.
The powerful Anatoly Nozavitsky, a name to remember in weightlifting.
Kelly Peterson, equestrian events.
Heracles Sinopoulos, Greco-Roman wrestling.
Sachiko Tanaka, volleyball.
Jim Watson, rings.
Alessio Franzoni, cycling.
And Jacques Bouclé, for whom discus seems the most likely event.
McDonald's is proud to sponsor today's U.S. Olympic team,
and to help keep the dream alive for tomorrow's Olympic hopefuls.
Dad, can I parachute out of my bedroom window?
No.
Can I grow a mustache?
No.
Can we go shark fishing?
No.
No.
Dad, can I have a pit monkey?
No.
Oh darn.
Beekeeping!
No!
Dad?
What?
Can we go to McDonald's?
Yes.
I guess we can.
Can I drive?
No.
No.
There's a new fangled daddy coming down the street.
A modern mom moving to the beat.
In a high-tech world, you need an oasis.
A place where you can get back to basics.
Food, books, and fun.
And fun, fun, fun.
Food, books, and fun.
McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's.
You're the one McDonald's.
Food, books, and fun.
Hi.
You must be Larry.
Larry.
Look, before you develop some whole big list of expectations from me, let me just spill
out how it is.
This is what I wear.
Nothing important, but that's fine because I'm not a professional male model.
I'm also not a doctor.
I'm not a lawyer.
I'm not a banker.
I'm not a CPA.
I am a salesperson at a record store.
Therefore, if you want to go out with me, we will not be going to any restaurant which
refers to itself as Bistro, Casa, Amazon.
We will be going to McDonald's.
Afterwards, we'll catch a movie.
Not a play, not the opera, not the symphony, not the ballet.
It'll be me, McDonald's, movie, think it over, or I'll be out in my car.
My plane will just find a car.
Larry, McDonald's and a movie?
Sounds great.
You know the one McDonald's.
Well, just so you know, it's just a date, not a commitment, not a proposal, just a date.
Hey, isn't that Calvin?
I haven't seen him for a while.
Wonder where he's heading.
I heard he got a job.
Is that right?
Well, it's about time he got himself together.
Now that you mention it, there is something different about him.
Just goes to show you can't judge a book by its cover.
Looks like responsibility's been good for him.
Well, I'm just glad somebody believed in him enough to give him a chance.
Wonder where he's working.
Welcome to McDonald's.
May I help you?
Okay, you ready to go?
Yeah.
You nervous at all?
A little.
You can do it.
Ready?
Okay, now let's go.
Start with the pedals.
Keep it real steady.
That's it.
Pedal, pedal, pedal.
Go, yes.
Go, Kelsey.
You got it, honey.
Yeah.
That's great, Kelsey.
Okay, turn around now.
Come on back, Kelsey.
Kelsey, where you going?
McDonald's.
Kelsey, wait a second.
Ronald McDonald in a new do.
Hey, maybe I could use a new hairstyle.
What do you think, Birdie?
Let me try.
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Grandpa, and I'll take you to McDonald's every day.
There's something going down at McDonald's.
The prices.
An original hamburger is just 49 cents, and a cheeseburger is just 59 cents.
This is not a promotion. This is McDonald's Today.
Hamburger, cheeseburger.
This is a McDonald's commercial take one.
What's hot today?
The hottest part of McDonald's is the drive-through.
It's like fast, fast, fast.
Why do people come back here?
Because they have great low prices and people like that.
Great service day or night.
We're a lot quicker than other places, for one thing.
We all even put a qualm nose on for them.
You guys better than those guys down the street?
Oh, yeah.
We run circles around those guys down the street.
What do you do when you make a mistake?
Fix it.
What's the funniest thing anybody's ever asked you in the drive-through?
Can I have it to go?
Whatever it takes.
That's McDonald's Today.
It's about the kind of foods you want today.
It's giving you and your budget the break you deserve.
And it's treating you just the way you want to be treated.
It's what you want.
It's what you get at McDonald's Today.
What you want is what you get every day in every way.
There's a commitment to giving you just what you want.
A great man once said, winning, gentlemen, isn't everything.
It's the only thing.
Look, a grasshopper.
High formation, thirty-four sweep, on two.
Got it?
Just give the ball to Matt.
Tell him the run toy is dead.
Got it?
One, two.
One, two.
A field, a field, a field.
You get one of those every September.
With teams like the Turkey Creek Hawks, the Bronx Eagles, Newport Richie Giants.
On fields where dads weren't only coaches and oak trees marked the end zones.
And a good day wasn't determined by if you won or lost.
where you went after the game.
So McDonald's would like to salute the players,
the coaches, and the families who
helped make this season the perfect season.
Can we go to McDonald's now, Coach?
After the game, Lenny.
This is only halftime.
Go sit down.
Do you believe in magic, and where does the talk?
Chicken McNuggets you can take for a walk, and a clown,
making wishes come true.
The fun never ends when you know.
It's McDonald's House.
Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do?
You'll always have a friend wearing big red shoes.
Anything can happen, right before your eyes.
Whatever you're expecting, expect a surprise.
Purple guys and funny fries all over the place.
Hey, talking with a friend puts a smile on your face.
Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do?
You'll always have a friend wearing big red shoes.
Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do?
Do you believe in magic?
I believe in you.
Do you believe in magic?
I got a shell and two starfishes.
It's called Me Day.
My mom says he looks like my daddy's boss.
It's the day when everyone in Mrs. Meyer's first grade
brings something from home.
My daddy cut it for me.
And shares it with the rest of the class.
Jack, you want to come on up?
On this Tuesday morning, Jack Moore brought something different.
This is my dad.
His name is Jack, like me.
Last Saturday we built a dog house.
Maybe someday I'll get a dog.
Every Saturday morning, we let mom sleep
and we go to McDonald's together.
That's where we tell each other things
we'd never tell anybody else.
At McDonald's, we never planned on being part of Jack Moore's Me Day,
but we're glad we were.
This is my dad.
He's my best friend.
Ray Kroc was four years old when his father took him to a phrenologist
who said Ray would make his best living as a musician
or in the food and beverage business.
Not a bad call.
He actually did okay as a piano player.
He did much better, though, in the food and beverage business.
But not until he was 55 years old.
That's when he opened his first McDonald's.
They said it was a choice between building it here
or building it over in Pleasant Valley.
Poor old Pleasant Valley.
The first time Ray Kroc's restaurants were exposed on national television
was during Macy's Thanksgiving parade in 1966.
That's when we all first saw a clown named Ronald McDonald
leading McDonald's all-American high school band.
A young actor named Willard Scott was playing Ronald in those days.
I've checked, and McDonald's has bigger napkins.
They really care.
In his nomination of Ray Kroc to the Advertising Hall of Fame,
Gene Cummell of McCann Erickson Worldwide said that Ray literally wrote the book
on advertising in the industry he founded.
He purchased TV advertising when it was unheard of for a restaurant chain to do so.
And he thought big.
McDonald's ran its first national advertising before their restaurants were even national.
Just as Ray's restaurants broke new ground,
both literally and figuratively,
McDonald's commercials have set new standards in the advertising industry.
Rabbit, bucket, and mop.
Scrub the bottom and top.
Ray's method of fighting competition was simple.
Stress your own strengths, he said.
Emphasize quality, service, cleanliness, and value.
And the competition will wear itself out trying to keep up.
McDonald's advertising still reflects Ray's principles,
and today McDonald's is the world's single most advertised brand.
I hear there's a new kid starting today.
Oh, I hope he's cute.
Ray said, I never hesitate to spend money in advertising
because I can see it coming back to me with interest.
A child who loves our TV commercials and brings his grandparents to a McDonald's
gives us two more customers.
To a beef patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese.
Ray also said, we take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else.
A hamburger patty is a piece of meat, but a McDonald's hamburger has character.
To a beef patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, onions, pickles, onions,
sesame seed bun, and we forgot the onions.
Ray Kroc's sense of corporate responsibility began
when he personally served free hamburgers to Salvation Army workers in 1957.
Today, 119 Ronald McDonald houses serve as homes away from home
for families of seriously ill children.
And Ronald McDonald Children's Charities, established in memory of Ray Kroc,
gives away millions of dollars each year to help young people reach their full potential.
Is this seat taken?
No.
Ray said about his customers, it's not enough to just want their business.
To have them come over to our place and leave the money there,
we've got to do something about making them feel more friendly toward us.
Making them want to come to our place.
Because we're cognizant of the community.
And we show a spirit of cooperation.
It'll be nice having a place where everyone can get together.
Poor old Pleasant Valley.
Ray was also nominated by Ike Herbert, President and CEO of Coca-Cola USA,
who said Ray Kroc was a man who changed business and changed advertising for the better,
while extending the fruits of his company's success to the benefit of people everywhere.
Whack, whack, wha-wha, whack, whack, wha-wha.
She thought just yesterday, she climbed on my knee,
saying, Daddy, won't you go to McDonald's with me?
Tom, you're not coming in.
No, no, I'm not even hungry.
columnist George Will summed up Ray Kroc's accomplishment when he wrote,
Eating at McDonald's became a ritual, a part of life, a pop culture phenomenon,
a rite of passage for children and teenagers,
a habit practiced by millions every day around the world.
We're not talking about retail, here he wrote.
We're talking about changing the way people go about their lives.
Guess he won't be cooking dinner every night.
You deserve a break today.
Let's get up and get away.
Ray said, when you're in this business, you're in show business.
Every day is a new show.
It's like a Broadway musical.
If the people come out humming the tune, the show was a success.
Music
presenting Ronald McDonald in You Make Me Feel So Young.
You make me feel so young.
You make me feel like spring has sprung.
Every time I see you grin,
such a happy individual the moment that you speak.
I want to run and play hide and seek.
I want to go and bounce the moon just like a toy balloon.
You and I, we're just like a couple of tots.
I hope you're thirsty, Grimmett.
Running around the meadow,
picking up all those forget-me-nots.
You make me feel so young.
You make me feel there are songs to be sung,
bells to be rung,
and a wonderful fling to be flung.
And even when I'm old and gray,
I'm gonna feel the way I do today.
Because you make me feel so young.
You make me young.
Anybody got a can opener?
You make me think that spring has sprung.
Every time I see you grin,
I'm such a cuckoo individual the moment that you speak.
I want a chocolate shake, Sally, and make it thick.
I like to run and play hide and seek.
I'd like to go and bounce the moon just like a big balloon.
Because you and I, we are just like a couple of tots
who are running around the meadow,
snatching up all those forget-me-nots.
You make me young.
You make me feel there are songs to be sung,
lots of bells to be rung,
and a wonderful fling to be flung.
And even when I'm old and gray,
I'm gonna feel the way I do today.
Because you make me feel so,
man, I just feel so.
You make me feel so young.
You make me feel so young.
I heard you. Again.
So tell me, do you come here often?
The show is about to start.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Enjoy the show, and please come back and visit us again.
Nobody does it better, makes me feel sad for the rest.
Nobody does it, half as good as you.
Baby, you're the best.
What's this?
Rubble, rubble, rubble.
What'd he say?
He says that's the first tunnel without a cookie.
I wasn't looking, but somehow you found me.
I tried to hide from your love.
But like heaven above me,
the spy who loved me
is keeping all my secrets safe tonight.
My children, I told you the story of Richard Tracy
and the earthquake.
So you see?
Again.
And nobody does it better.
Though sometimes I wish someone could.
Nobody does it quite the way you do.
Why'd you have to be so good?
McDonald's gift certificates for me, you dumb shits.
I get them free.
The way that you hold me, whenever you hold me,
there's some kind of magic inside you.
I love you for sentimental reasons.
I hope you do too.
I'll give you my heart.
So you see?
That's how it all happened.
That keeps me from running,
but just keep it coming.
How'd you learn to do the things you do?
And nobody does it better.
Makes me feel safe all the rest.
Nobody does it half as good as you.
Baby, baby, darling, you're the best.
Baby, you're the best.
Baby, you're the best.
Baby, you're the best.
Baby, you're the best.
Baby, you're the best.
Well, let me say this.
I am not a clown.
You're listening to me very, very carefully.
Everybody's heading for McDonnell land.
Furby and his furry in the beat the band.
They're in a happy mood to get that happy frog.
Like Furby shakes and fries.
My nephew was in that bag.
Yay!
He's guilty.
I'm going to run.
You get fun in a bun.
Fun, fun, fun.
Ronald is the one.
He makes hamburgers fun.
Ronald is the one.
He puts fun in a bun.
Ronald is a fun clown.
Who's got good food to eat.
Ronald has hamburgers.
That really are a treat.
At McDonnell, hamburgers are so much fun.
There are millions and millions of goblins in the french fry patch, you know.
He shouted.
They'll eat up every delicious bag of french fries in McDonnell land.
Oh, it's fun to be a goblin.
It's fun to be a goblin.
Because goblins are wonderrific in McDonnell's land.
That's why you'll always see me in McDonnell's land.
It's wonderrific.
You, you're the one.
You should keep your eyes on your fries or they'll disappear like this.
Keep your eyes on your fries, they're hard to resist.
Keep your eyes on your fries or they'll disappear like this.
At McDonnell, hamburgers are rock.
French fries are fun.
Hamburgler, you didn't keep your eyes on your fries.
At McDonnell, french fries are fun.
What'll we do?
Oh my, oh my, this is awful.
Then what do you suggest?
Greetings, friends, what this place needs is more cheeseburgers.
Cheeseburgers, yeah, they're delicious, honest.
Adore the mayor in this land of plenty.
Yes, mighty snappy, mighty snappy.
In McDonnell's land, McDonnell's, in McDonnell's land.
Ronald, what happened to the sun?
It's cloudy all over McDonnell's land.
I'll study harder and have a cheeseburger.
Quick, the goblins.
Give a cheeseburger and pie to a favorite girl or your favorite guy.
Order, order in the court.
Isn't that rather severe?
Oh, well, one week, without road makers then, you know.
I wish I'd stayed in bed, you know.
Who, me?
I'm not a cheeseburger, I'm Mayor McCheese, you know.
Hang on to your cheese.
Oh, I'm dizzy.
It's the world's greatest living mad scientist working on another contraption.
My psychedelic electric hamburger machine will make the best hamburger in the world.
Ah, boom.
Maybe if I discombobulated the fratistat.
Like burger shakes and fries and like this apple pie.
There must be a Skrullo somewhere.
You can say that again.
There must be a Skrullo somewhere.
Oh dear, oh dear.
I don't know what went wrong.
Everybody's head for McDonald's land.
Follow my plan carefully and this play can't fail.
I borrow your hammer.
Here comes the order.
Wait a minute.
You need milk for a well-balanced breakfast.
Professor, I've got a better idea.
Why didn't I think of that?
Why didn't I think of that?
It's Captain Crook, the Crooked Pirate.
All right, me mateys.
Hand over all those tender golden filet-o-fish sandwiches you've got.
That flannel cast his line into the Crooked Pirate's boat,
pulled out its crooked blood.
I'm sunk.
Why, Crook, as he floundered in the water.
Back, back, back you, my pet star.
Am I really that gorgeous?
It's always like a party when you get there.
Yo ho ho, and a bag of french fries.
And a great treasure.
All right, matey.
Take that and that.
I found a treasure map.
You're right, Captain.
Where's my boat?
Where's me boat?
How did he do that?
Oh, awful.
Rubble, rubble, rubble.
You should keep your eyes on your fries.
They're hard to resist.
Why, it's that crafty old Hamburglar.
And sure enough, the crafty old Hamburglar went for it.
But then, like Ronald said,
Meanwhile, the Hamburglar is stuffing the ballot box and his pockets.
This is a train robbery?
Or would he?
Do you think the Hamburglar will try and get her hamburger?
It's up every side.
How ever they do, what ever they do.
A likely story.
Give him a hand.
Who is the happiest of fairies?
The happiest Ronald McDonald.
With a smile on his face and a yellow shoelace.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing in jail?
The cheeseburger.
He's his.
He captured himself.
Come along and join in the song.
While his friends keep things rolling along.
He can make a day of fun.
For me, for you, for everyone.
Good idea.
McDonald's is McFawn for everyone.
McFawn is McShakes.
McFawn is McHamburgers.
Why don't you give it a try?
That's the Hamburglar!
McFawn for you today.
At McDonald's.
running off with loads of shakes and coke.
I'm thirsty! I'm really thirsty!
I'm gonna make you a star!
The evil Grimace was very flattered.
Huh? Flying saucers! I'm getting out of here!
You there, where's the coke?
There, where are the shakes?
Ooh, I got the blues!
Yes, indeed, I got the blues!
Poor guy.
I got the blues over McDonald's blueberry flavored shakes
for the holidays!
Oh yeah!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Well, there goes another season.
That must be next week!
No, Grimace!
It's about time!
No, Grimace!
It's green time!
No, no!
It's green wiggle time!
What shake?
I'll shake later!
To the beach, uh, to the beach!
Ah, boy, it's time!
Oh my, that's easy for you to say, you need some cookies.
Oh my, what?
Make sure everybody looks great.
Let's get going.
Whoops.
I like it.
Let's go.
Boy oh boy.
It's time.
Oh goody, I think I'll drop in.
Isn't this exciting?
I'm coming Grimace.
Better hurry Ronald.
You can say that again.
Oh, better hurry Ronald.
I know I'm getting close.
Good.
Get ready, get set, McDonald's.
Ah, the pitter patter of little feet as they hurry towards our famous McDonald's hamburgers
is music to our ears.
We are now about to put that same enthusiasm into larger feet.
Now, for fathers who like hamburgers, but not as often as their children, announcing
roast beef on a roll, new from McDonald's.
Tender roast beef, sliced thin and piled high on a freshly toasted sesame seed bun.
And on the side, McDonald's special barbecue sauce.
Delicious.
Roast beef on a roll, new from McDonald's.
Now, more than ever.
McDonald's is my kind of place.
McDonald's is my kind of place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
McDonald's, hamburgers, fried chicken.
Hamburgers, that's what I want.
Fried chicken.
A hamburger, sizzling hot on a lightly toasted bun.
Fried chicken, golden, crisp.
Light meat's the best.
Although the kids like the dark meat.
A hamburger is, is, American.
McDonald's, the people who did so much for the hamburger, happily introduces home
fried chicken.
It's the closest thing to mother's home fried chicken we can make.
We put all the dark meat in a silver foil package and all the light in a gold foil
package so everyone can have just what they want.
McDonald's strives to reunite the American family.
Oh, what a beautiful day for fun.
What would you like to do?
Party.
Party.
That's a wonderful idea.
Let's see.
What kind of food should we have?
McDonald's.
Great.
I packed some right here.
Let's see.
McDonald's hamburgers?
Yeah.
And some french fries?
Yeah.
Don't they look delicious?
Yeah.
And some triple thick McDonald's shakes?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, we can always make good use of that.
Ah, here they are.
Triple thick McDonald's shakes.
Why, they're empty.
Hey, you sure can get a lot in these bags, can't you?
I just invented this, my decision maker.
I built it to help me decide which McDonald's food is best.
I can never make up my mind.
What do you like best?
Cheeseburgers.
Right.
I can't decide either.
Let's see what my machine thinks.
I'll put in a hamburger, some french fries, and a triple thick shake.
Hamburgers, that's what's best.
Now it says french fries.
Whoops.
I don't think my machine can decide either.
They're all so good.
Hey, it ate them.
That was my dinner.
I guess you'll never know which one is best.
We'll just have to go on eating them all.
Isn't that too bad?
Hi, my uncle built this.
He says it serves good food just as fast as McDonald's.
Isn't that silly?
Let's give it a test.
What about a chocolate shake?
Chocolate shake.
That is fast.
Let's give it something tougher.
How about a cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger.
That's as fast as McDonald's.
Okay, here's one.
Nobody makes french fries like McDonald's.
French fries.
Just kidding.
They're long and crisp just like McDonald's.
And they're delicious.
I'm afraid my uncle did it.
He made a machine that's as good as McDonald's.
I can't understand it.
I'm going to show you how McDonald's builds a Big Mac sandwich.
It starts here with a lightly toasted bun.
And then a pure beef hamburger.
Sizzling hot.
A slice of cheddar blend cheese.
And some crisp fresh lettuce.
Then our own secret sauce.
The club slice.
Toasted.
Another hamburger.
And a little more sauce just for good flavor.
Crisp dill pickles.
And the sesame seed crown.
This is the sandwich.
McDonald's new Big Mac sandwich.
For the bigger than average appetite.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
I'm making McDonald's new Big Mac sandwich.
Two pure beef hamburgers.
Crisp lettuce.
A slice of cheese.
Pickles.
And our own secret sauce on a sesame seed bun.
McDonald's new Big Mac sandwich.
For the bigger than average appetite.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
This is McDonald's new Big Mac sandwich.
Two pure beef hamburgers.
Crisp lettuce.
A slice of cheese.
And our own secret sauce on a sesame seed bun.
McDonald's new Big Mac sandwich.
For the bigger than average appetite.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
I'm making McDonald's new Big Mac sandwich.
Two pure beef hamburgers.
Crisp lettuce.
A slice of cheese.
Pickles.
And our own secret sauce on a sesame seed bun.
McDonald's new Big Mac.
For the bigger than average appetite.
This is McDonald's new Big Mac sandwich.
Two pure beef hamburgers.
Crisp lettuce.
A slice of cheese.
And our own secret sauce on a sesame seed bun.
McDonald's new Big Mac.
For the bigger than average appetite.
McDonald's new Big Mac sandwich.
For the bigger than average appetite.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
And our own secret sauce on a sesame seed bun.
McDonald's loves people.
And people love McDonald's.
Especially little people.
Listen to these comments from some of McDonald's satisfied customers.
I've tried them all and no hamburger compares with a McDonald's hamburger.
I mean 100% pure beef on a toasted bun.
What a deal.
What brings me back to McDonald's is their french fries.
They are excellent.
Crisp and golden brown.
They are not soggy like those they sell at...
The attraction of McDonald's for me is that it's so neat and clean.
I wouldn't switch.
I've checked and McDonald's has bigger napkins.
They really care.
If you want a shake that's really a shake.
You know, one that's really in there pitching.
You got no choice but McDonald's.
McDonald's loves people.
People love McDonald's. Especially little people.
Another satisfied customer.
I've tried them all and no hamburger compares with a McDonald's hamburger.
I mean 100% pure beef on a toasted bun.
What a deal.
People love McDonald's. Especially little people.
Another satisfied customer.
What brings me back to McDonald's is their french fries.
They are excellent.
Crisp and golden brown.
They are not soggy like those they sell at...
People love McDonald's. Especially little people.
Another satisfied customer.
Father and sister are coming to McDonald's for McDoubleburgers.
Mother adores their french sandwiches.
Sister loves their french fries.
I think it's nice to come here as a family.
People love McDonald's.
The attraction of McDonald's for me is that it's so neat and clean.
I wouldn't switch.
McDonald's always give you big plastic straws so it won't collapse.
So a lady can be a lady.
I've checked and McDonald's has bigger napkins.
They really care.
I've checked and McDonald's has bigger napkins.
They really care.
McDonald's has bigger napkins.
They really care.
McDonald's has bigger napkins.
They really care.
They really care.
They really care.
They really care.
They really care.
They really care.
I'm going to show you how McDonald's builds a Big Mac sandwich.
It starts here with a lightly toasted bun.
And then a pure beef hamburger.
Sizzling hot.
A slice of cheddar blend cheese.
And some crisp fresh lettuce.
Then our own secret sauce.
The club slice.
Toasted.
Another hamburger.
And a little more sauce just for good flavor.
Crisp dill pickles.
And the sesame seed crown.
This is the sandwich.
McDonald's new Big Mac sandwich.
For the bigger than average appetite.
McDonald's is your kind of buddy.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
It's such a happy place.
Hep hep hep happy place.
A clean and snappy place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
It's such a happy place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
Your kind of place.
Your kind of place.
Your kind of place.
Ho ho ho yum dum dum dee.
McDonald's just love McDonald's filet-o-fish sandwich.
McDonald's exclusive filet-o-fish sandwich.
Fish that comes piping hot.
Golden brown.
Humph.
Moist.
And flaky.
And it's served on a steamed fresh baked bun.
Fresh ingredients mixed at McDonald's go into the tangy tartar sauce.
A recipe created by a world famous chef.
Filet-o-fish sandwich.
I'm just crazy about McDonald's filet-o-fish sandwiches.
Everybody every day gets hooked by McDonald's filet-o-fish sandwiches.
Let the fish that catches people hee hee catch you.
The fish that catches people.
Look for the golden arches where quality starts fresh every day.
I just love McDonald's filet-o-fish sandwiches.
Golden brown.
Plump.
Moist.
And flaky.
Topped with our own tangy tartar sauce.
McDonald's filet-o-fish sandwich.
Let the fish that catches people catch you.
Look for the golden arches where quality starts fresh every day.
At McDonald's try a delicious filet-o-fish sandwich.
The fish that catches people.
Look for the golden arches where quality starts fresh every day.
Okay smile say cheeseburger.
Cheeseburger.
Cheeseburger.
Cheeseburger.
When people really want to smile they order a McDonald's cheeseburger.
We kept one of the world's largest cheese makers busy for months.
Creating McDonald's special blend for special smiles.
Sparks that beefy flavor is never before.
Made to melt over our hamburgers more evenly than any other kind.
A cheese that's just sharp enough to let you know it's there.
Right there in the middle of a mouth-watering blend.
Juicy pure beef hamburger, freshly baked bun and tangy cheese.
In our regular size or for hearty appetites our double cheeseburger.
When you want something to really smile about stop by at McDonald's and say cheeseburger.
Cheeseburger.
Look for the golden arches at McDonald's.
The closest thing to home.
People really smile when they say McDonald's cheeseburger.
McDonald's special blend is a cheese just sharp enough to let you know it's there.
Regular size or double.
Stop by at McDonald's and say cheeseburger.
Cheeseburger.
Look for the golden arches at McDonald's.
The closest thing to home.
When you want something to really smile about stop by at McDonald's and say cheeseburger.
Cheeseburger.
That's it folks.
Ready for a meal now that the game is over?
Hurry over to one of the more than 900 McDonald's.
Now serving family communities from coast to coast.
You're probably only minutes from America's favorite carry out restaurant.
You know McDonald's is the closest thing to home.
McDonald's fast take home service is the perfect answer for parties, work day lunches, and family meals anytime.
With no fuss or dishes to do.
Whether it's a cheeseburger, fish sandwich, pure beef hamburger, our famous french fries, a triple thick shake or a soft drink.
It's America's greatest food value.
No wonder you see so many of your neighbors there.
If you want home quality cooking without the homework, try McDonald's for fast take home meals.
Look for the golden arches at McDonald's.
The closest thing to home.
In every neighborhood there are some special young men like this one.
Goers.
You see them in the right places at the right times.
Pursuing things that really count.
McDonald's hires thousands of clean cut young men like these.
The things they learn working at McDonald's will pay dividends throughout their lives.
A sense of responsibility begins here.
They get business experience.
And the basic understanding of people.
They learn to work with others as a team.
They discover that discipline is the key to good work habits and is essential to the team spirit that makes McDonald's home.
You probably know some special young men like these in your neighborhood.
We'd like to know them too.
McDonald's is their kind of place.
May I help you please?
And without them, there'd be no McDonald's.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
It's such a heavy place.
F-F-F heavy place.
A clean and snappy place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
It's such a heavy place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
Your kind of place.
McDonald's believes in getting food to your kids before they get to each other.
Such good food too.
McDonald's famous french fries.
Triple thick creamy shakes.
Mmm, beefy cheeseburgers and hamburgers.
Icy cold soft drinks.
And here's a plus.
Spill proof lids on all beverages.
Another plus.
Napkins that are big as a bib.
Quality, cleanliness, extra care of service.
That's McDonald's.
A total value that's unmatched anywhere.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
It's such a heavy place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
Your kind of place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
It's such a heavy place.
McDonald's is a friendly atmosphere.
Plus good food prepared in sparkling clean surroundings.
And service that gets food to your kids before they get to each other.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Your kind of place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
It's such a heavy place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
Certainly McDonald's is our kind of place.
Take their french fries.
We love them.
Look at the trouble they go to.
More so than I would.
This is exactly the way we like them.
Crisp, brown, and good.
That's why it's our kind of place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Certainly McDonald's is our kind of place.
Take their french fries.
We love them.
Look at the trouble they go to.
More so than I would.
This is exactly the way we like them.
Crisp, brown, and good.
That's why it's our kind of place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Are you kidding?
Sure, McDonald's is my kind of place.
You can't beat the value.
I could feed the whole gang a McDonald's hamburger,
a cheeseburger,
or a fish sandwich,
a shake, and some of those great french fries,
all for about 58 cents for each of us.
Well, it's my kind of place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Are you kidding?
Sure, McDonald's is my kind of place.
You can't beat the value.
I could feed the whole gang a McDonald's hamburger,
or a cheeseburger,
or a fish sandwich,
a shake, and some of those great french fries,
all for about 58 cents for each of us.
Well, it's my kind of place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Want to know why McDonald's is my kind of place?
Look, I'm a den mother,
and last week we took the kids through for a tour.
Just look around.
Everything is kept so clean all the time.
It's no wonder why McDonald's is my kind of place.
You know, McDonald's is your kind of place.
My kind of place?
Of course McDonald's is.
Look, I don't have too much time,
so a McDonald's hamburger is a convenient meal for me.
Besides, on a secretary's salary,
it really fills the bill.
So naturally, it's my kind of place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Is McDonald's my kind of place?
Look, being on the road a lot,
I'm particular about my food.
So when it comes time to eat,
I look for a McDonald's.
I know it's clean, and the food's good,
and prices well added all up,
and it's a real buy.
It's my kind of place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Oh yes, McDonald's is our kind of place.
We're especially fond of their filet-o-fish sandwiches.
You see, there's just enough breading
to make the filet-o-fish delicious.
And that tartar sauce is the best I've ever tasted.
Then, of course, if you add a bag of french fries
and a cold drink, you've got an entire meal that's just wonderful.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Sure, McDonald's is my kind of place.
The reason?
These triple thick shakes.
The kids really love them.
Three flavors, too.
Chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla.
One thing, though, I'm never sure who gets which.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Sure, McDonald's is my kind of place.
The reason?
These triple thick shakes.
The kids really love them.
Three flavors, too.
Chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla.
One thing, though, I'm never sure who gets which.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Sure, McDonald's is my kind of place.
Look at all those people out there.
They're really enjoying themselves.
You see, I get around all kinds of places,
but McDonald's is the only place where having a meal is like having a ball.
Believe me, McDonald's is your kind of place.
Sure, McDonald's is my kind of place.
Why?
Look at all those people down there.
They're really enjoying themselves.
You see, I get around all kinds of places,
but McDonald's is the only place where having a meal is like having a ball.
Believe me, McDonald's is your kind of place.
My kind of place?
Sure, McDonald's is.
Look, I deliver meat to many of the best restaurants in town,
but when it's time to eat, I make sure I'm at McDonald's.
They use top quality hamburger, and I know it's fresh.
I deliver every day to my kind of place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Of course McDonald's is our kind of place.
One thing I still insist on is quality.
Honey, tell them about the value.
Say, do you know we can have a hamburger or a cheeseburger,
a bag of fries and a shake for about 58 cents?
That's value.
It's our kind of place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
McDonald's is our kind of place because the kids just love it here.
For me, I go for those tasty cheeseburgers.
You see, they've got a cheese that really turns your taste on.
It's my kind of place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Naturally, McDonald's is my kind of place.
See, I don't like to be away for more than a few minutes,
so of course I eat here frequently.
When you combine McDonald's fast service with their good food,
it adds up to my kind of place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
You want to know why McDonald's is my kind of place?
Well, just look around.
Everything here is kept so neat and clean all the time, inside and out.
Well, no wonder McDonald's has the parents' magazine seal of approval.
You know, McDonald's is your kind of place.
I'm a cartoonist, and I'm here at McDonald's
gathering material for this booklet called Your Kind of Place.
It features the people who frequent McDonald's,
shows the fun they have, and the funny things that happen.
Like this little girl.
She came by loaded down with french fries.
Why all the french fries, I asked, and she explained.
They let me order all but my fill, and I love french fries.
Let's face it, McDonald's is famous for french fries,
and they are awfully good.
So is all their food.
I've got a weakness for their cheeseburgers myself.
And there was this little type who wouldn't eat anything
until Dad offered a bite of his cheeseburger.
Well, you know how tempting a McDonald's cheeseburger is.
McDonald's food turns on the old appetite all right.
Good food, clean surroundings, fast service, a wholesome atmosphere.
These are the things that make McDonald's our kind of place.
And isn't that why McDonald's is your kind of place?
McDonald's is our kind of place.
It's such a happy place.
Happy, happy, happy place.
A clean and snappy place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
It's such a happy place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
up like your kind of place.
Your kind of place.
Your kind of place.
McDonald's is our kind of place.
Your kind of place.
Your kind of place.
Tempting news. Now McDonald's family restaurants have America's favorite dessert on the menu.
Hot apple pie. Like you've never seen or tasted before.
Tender, flaky pastry. Plump, full of tart, sliced apples.
And spiced like homemade apple pie.
Try it at McDonald's. Your kind of place.
Apples and spice and everything nice. That's McDonald's hot apple pie.
Try it at McDonald's. Your kind of place.
Get an All-American and McDonald's will give you the hot apple pie free.
No, no. And McDonald's All-American is a hamburger shake and fries.
And when you order all three, the hot apple pie is free.
Now, isn't McDonald's your kind of place?
Get an All-American and McDonald's will give you the hot apple pie free.
No, no. And McDonald's All-American is a hamburger shake and fries.
And when you order all three, the hot apple pie is free.
Now, isn't McDonald's your kind of place?
Hamburgers at McDonald's are fun.
McDouble hamburgers at McDonald's are double the fun.
McDouble hamburgers at McDonald's are double the fun.
Shakes at McDonald's are fun.
French fries at McDonald's are fun.
Filet-O-Fish sandwiches at McDonald's are fun.
McDouble cheeseburgers at McDonald's are fun.
McDouble cheeseburgers at McDonald's are fun.
McDonald's is our kind of place, because it's Ronald's place.
McDonald's is our kind of place, your kind of place.
Hamburgers, steak, and french fries, please.
Cheeseburgers for me and a hamburger for my little brother.
We like Ronald's food because it's McDonald's food.
And we like McDonald's food because it's Ronald's food.
Hey, look, Ronald's got a new kind of game we can play.
I did it. You're supposed to pin Ronald's on his flying hamburger.
Why don't you do it first, Ronald, and show us how?
I'll help you tie on the blindfold, Ronald.
Careful, Ronald.
McDonald's is our kind of place, because it's Ronald's place.
McDonald's is our kind of place, your kind of place.
Ronald's off again on his flying hamburger.
If you happen to have a brush or even an ordinary cotton swab and a little water,
you're all set to win yourself a dandy prize in Ronald McDonald's coloring contest.
Here's all you do.
Touch one of the pure food color blocks in the official entry folder and paint yourself a winning entry.
You can't lose.
Everyone wins in this coloring contest.
So come to your nearest McDonald's family restaurant today and pick up your free entry folder.
No purchase necessary.
And look at the great prizes you can win.
So, won, boys and girls?
No!
Looks like I'm having trouble getting started.
Guess I better give her a push.
I think I'm at McDonald's.
I'm going to need some energy, and we know there's no better way than with a delicious McDonald's pure beef hamburger
and a triple thick McDonald's shake.
Really great.
Go together.
Muscle builders, too.
Did you notice how fast I got my food?
There's no waiting at McDonald's, and I'm glad I didn't have to dress up either.
And now to get my flying hamburger started.
Gee, wait for me!
If you want to be strong like me, ask your mom and dad to take you to your kind of place for your kind of food.
McDonald's, remember, when you see my face, think of your kind of place.
McDonald's!
Hey, that's me!
Pretty good likeness, wouldn't you say?
But you know what this means, boys and girls?
Yours truly, Ronald McDonald is going to make a personal appearance at your favorite neighborhood restaurant.
McDonald's!
Just look for this sign, or this fake banner, or this sign up on the McDonald's menu board.
Remember, boys and girls, when you see my face, think of your kind of place.
McDonald's!
Don't forget, I'll be seeing you very soon in person.
Right now you'll find out when I'll be appearing at McDonald's.
Listen!
Hi, gang!
Hi, Ronald!
Hey, I want to show you a new kind of art.
I'm painting pictures of all my McDonald's food.
How about this one?
Don't they look good enough to eat?
They sure do!
And now I'll start cooking and painting the next one.
My career is ruined!
What will I do?
This ought to solve everything.
Coke, delay a fish, hamburger, french fries, shake.
My food is always a work of art.
And you can get it anytime.
That's your kind of place.
McDonald's.
Gero, this moon trip is taking a long time.
Yeah, I'm hungry.
Yeah, me too.
Well, I'll just push the food button.
We're out of food.
We're out of food?
Wow! I guess we ate all the McDonald's food I packed.
Hey, look!
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it either.
But it's true.
A McDonald's hamburger.
What are you doing so far from home?
Real Cokes and those delicious french fries.
No wonder everyone is trying to get up in space.
Boy, this is what I call good food.
I wonder how it got there.
Well, we're here.
All out for the moon.
Maybe the man on the moon can tell us where all that McDonald's food came from.
Oh, I'm sure he can.
It looks like the moon is our kind of place.
Gee, I wonder where all the fish are today.
I haven't had a bite all day.
Fooey.
Yeah, fooey.
I've got my home out all set for a fish sandwich.
I got one! I got one!
Hold on, everybody. It's a big one.
Don't let him get away, Ronald.
Look out!
Of course, this is where all the fish are.
I can't wait to taste a filet of fish sandwich.
Hey, Mr. Shaggy's good.
So is his coat.
I got another one.
Come on over to McDonald's.
It's a great place to catch fish.
Your kind of place.
It's a great place to catch fish.
There's only time for one more play.
And there goes Ronald McDonald into the game.
It's up to you, Ronald.
You just got to make a touchdown.
Boy, am I hungry.
I can just see those delicious McDonald's hamburgers.
And those crisp, golden McDonald's french fries.
And a frosty Coke.
I got to have some McDonald's football.
Ah, this is the place to go after the game.
Or whenever you play up a big appetite.
Why not stop at my house today?
McDonald's, it's your kind of place.
Exploring this magic castle sure is fun.
But I'm getting hungry.
Yeah, let's get out of here and go to McDonald's.
Yeah, to McDonald's.
McDonald's is my kind of place.
Did you hear what I heard?
It's such a happy place.
He's singing our song.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
It's such a happy place.
A hap, hap, happy place.
A clean and snappy place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
It's such a happy place.
McDonald's is your kind of place.
You see?
Delicious hamburgers, french fries, and Cokes.
Just like magic.
At McDonald's.
Your kind of place.
We're five points behind and time's running out.
What do we do?
That's it.
Time out.
Let's get a minute to play, Ronald.
What do we do?
Just think McDonald's.
If we win, there'll be hamburgers, french fries, and Cokes for everyone.
Think McDonald's.
Come on, let's play.
Think McDonald's.
Think McDonald's.
Think McDonald's.
Think McDonald's.
Think McDonald's.
Think McDonald's.
Think McDonald's.
Think McDonald's.
Think McDonald's.
Think McDonald's.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Next time you work up a big appetite for delicious food, remember,
Big McDonald's is your kind of place.
Oh, what a beautiful day for fun. What would you like to do?
Party!
Party. That's a wonderful idea. Let's see. What kind of food should we have?
McDonald's!
Great! I'll pack some right here. Let's see.
McDonald's hamburgers?
Yes!
And some French fries?
Yes!
Don't they look delicious?
Yes!
And some triple-thick McDonald's shakes?
Yes!
Well, we can always make good use of that.
Ah, here they are. Triple-thick McDonald's shakes.
Why, they're empty.
Hey, you sure can get a lot in these bags, can't you?
I just invented this. My decision maker.
I built it to help me decide which McDonald's food is best.
I can never make up my mind. What do you like best?
Cheeseburgers!
Great! I can't decide either. Let's see what my machine thinks.
I'll put in a hamburger, some French fries, and a triple-thick shake.
Hamburgers! That's what's best.
Now it says French fries. Whoops!
I don't think my machine can decide either. They're all so good.
Hey, it ate them!
That was my dinner.
I guess you'll never know which one is best.
We'll just have to go on eating them all.
Isn't that too bad?
Hi! My uncle built this.
He says it serves good food just as fast as McDonald's.
Isn't that silly? Let's give it a test.
What about a chocolate shake?
Chocolate shake!
That is fast.
Let's give it something tougher. How about a cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger!
That's as fast as McDonald's.
Okay, here's one. Nobody makes French fries like McDonald's.
French fries! It did it!
They're long and crisp, just like McDonald's.
And they're delicious.
I'm afraid my uncle did it.
He made a machine that's as good as McDonald's.
I can't understand it.
Introducing the world's newest, silliest, and hamburger-eatingest clown,
Ronald McDonald!
Now where is that clown?
Oh, Ronald! Ronald!
Ronald! Hey, Ronald!
Here I am, kid. Hey, isn't watching TV fun?
Especially when you've got delicious McDonald's hamburgers.
Ronald, you can't be on TV and watch it at the same time.
Now come on and meet the boys and girls.
Oh, we've already met.
I know we're going to be friends, too,
because I like to do everything boys and girls like to do.
Especially when it comes to eating those delicious McDonald's hamburgers.
A magic tray here keeps me well supplied.
McDonald's hamburgers, French fries, and milkshakes.
Watch for me on TV. We'll have lots of fun.
He's Ronald McDonald, the hamburger happy clown.
A McDonald's drive-in restaurant is his favorite place in town.
Hey, look who's skating.
It's Ronald McDonald, the hamburger happy clown.
Here he comes.
And there he goes.
Well, hi. Isn't that McDonald's hamburger delicious?
Mom told me never to talk to strangers.
Well, your mother's right as always, but I'm Ronald McDonald.
Give me a McDonald's shake.
Well, you sound like Ronald.
Here, I'll prove it. I'll give you three more hamburgers.
I know. You're not supposed to accept guests from strangers, either.
But you're no stranger. You really are Ronald McDonald.
He's Ronald McDonald, the hamburger happy clown.
A McDonald's drive-in restaurant is his favorite place in town.
Two, one, zero, blast off.
And there goes America's moon rocket.
But wait, what's that on the rocket?
Oh, no. Ronald McDonald, what are you doing there?
I'm just taking a little ride,
proving that McDonald's hamburgers are really out of this world.
Might just make it to the moon in record time, too.
How's that, Ronald?
Well, first we got a liquid fuel. It's the best ever.
McDonald's creamy thick milkshakes.
For solid fuel, we got McDonald's delicious all-meat hamburgers
and tender flaky filet-o-fish sandwiches.
This rocket likes them almost as much as you boys and girls do.
And in the auxiliary bags, McDonald's crisp gold and french fries.
Wouldn't I tell you, we're here on the moon already.
Is that a McDonald's drive-in there on the moon?
Of course. How else could we refuel for the ride home?
Ronald McDonald, the hamburger happy clown.
A McDonald's drive-in restaurant is his favorite place in town.
Ronald was on his way to Grandma's house with a basket of goodies.
Uh, Mayor, that's Grimace's house,
and this is a basket of McDonald's cheeseburgers.
Oh, whatever. Suddenly, the big bad wolf jumped out.
Rubble, rubble.
The wolf, there's the hamburgler.
Ooh, wow.
What time is it now?
Uh-oh, time to leave.
Things are looking up already.
Donald's drive-in, Ronald?
Rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble.
We must be close.
Oh.
Hey, Mayor.
Howdy to you too, Ronald.
Reckon I'll lose you to McDonald's for some grub.
That's cowboy talk for a hamburger and french fries.
It's a wonderful day, do-do-do-do-do, now that you're on your way.
Hey, see the snow everywhere.
Found the magic in the air.
We're going to McDonald's.
Hooray!
Hi, handsome.
Time to get dressed.
Ah!
Oh, boy.
Hey.
Oh, googie, googie.
Googie, googie.
May not meet me. I'm getting hungry.
Me too, me too.
To be the planet
Is hard to do.
I love McDonald's.
I love McDonald's.
What is McDonald's?
What is McDonald's?
Wait a minute.
Draw his magical line.
Oh, I love the french fries from McDonald's.
Hold it.
We're doing Little Red Robin Hood.
And it's still pink.
Oh, that story.
Hi, hamburger.
Hi, hamburger.
I'm getting out of here.
Here's the ghost that took my french fries.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm getting out of here.
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
Thanks, Ronald.
You're welcome.
Hi.
Would you like some McDonald's fries?
Maybe we're dreaming.
That's right.
We're dreaming, dreaming.
Okay, okay.
Nobody can do it like fun can.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Of McDonald's.
Hello.
Food.
Save the cheeseburgers.
Hurry, Ronald.
There he goes.
Ronald's got a stage to catch.
Cheeseburgers.
Galloping through the old west.
Cheeseburgers.
Oh, goody.
I think I'll drop in.
Can Ronald save Grimace?
I'm coming, Grimace.
Ronald, the hamburger's got the cheeseburgers.
Got a train to catch.
Hey.
Oh, hello.
What to do?
Can't stop now.
Hop on my hamburgers.
Can't stop.
I really thought Grimace couldn't stop.
So off I went to save him.
Time coming, little purple kid.
Hurry, Ronald.
Hurry.
I'll hit him off with the pass.
Isn't this exciting?
Yahoo.
We love McDonald's french fries.
They went that-a-way.
Ronald will save the day so hamburger won't get away.
Whoa.
Ronald, you're trying to save us.
Call me any time.
La, la, la, la.
But I've got a great idea.
Suddenly, I had an idea.
Got a plan.
Hey.
Got an idea.
Hop off.
Uh-huh.
Whoops.
No problem.
I'll make another door.
I'll go.
Whoa.
Now it's time for dinner.
Oh, goody.
Uh, where do we go?
To McDonald's, of course.
It's so much fun for you today.
I love dinner at McDonald's.
It's a real work of art.
At McDonald's.
We'll go back in time through my revolving time door.
Oh, boy.
Come on!
Rattle, rattle.
Every single time you get in the car,
do a quick little trick to make your seatbelt click.
Oh, but don't start to frown.
What goes up must come down.
It's Sparrow Wing.
To McDonald's we'll go.
Yeah, but how?
With my magic pogo stick.
One McDonald's cheeseburger coming up.
Ronald scoops some stars from the bright milky way.
I make Sundays this way.
For you and you and you.
McDonald's makes them for you.
White rice.
To brighten your day is a good time
for the great taste of McDonald's.
The Great Basketball Playoff, starring Ronald McDonald.
And that's Chicken McNugget.
And Ronald makes the first basket.
Now the McNuggets make a basket.
The score's all tied up and the crowd's going wild.
Ronald moves in for a dunk.
Bobby, you suck.
McDonald, Bobby, you suck.
And the McNuggets go for a dunk.
And you didn't even dribble.
It's a good time for the great taste of McDonald's.
Hi, Happy Meal Guy.
Hi, Ronald.
Hi, Ronald.
Hey, what are the Chicken McNuggets doing in their box?
Oh, they're just clowning around.
Sweet Harmony.
See if you can learn that at home, chum.
Touches of sweet harmony.
I like that.
How's it all, Bees?
Don't you ever go home, Travis.
Hey, it's low at the top, you know.
It's low in the middle, too.
Here's the tapes for the 1030 spa.
Right on.
You're probably wondering about my outfit here, huh?
Not exactly.
Hey, there's not much to think.
See, I don't wear this kind of stuff to look good.
Naturally.
I run home from work every time.
To keep in shape.
To look good.
Well, the color's certainly right for you.
Yeah, I know.
If I ran home from here, I'd stop by the cops seven times.
Hi.
How's it going?
Fine.
Good.
I'm just kind of knocking around.
Waiting to meet Carmen
at our natural childbirth class.
Oh, yeah.
I hear you reading poetry on here.
Yes, there I was.
Who was it?
Shakespeare.
Oh, he's good.
One of the best.
Wait a minute.
If you heard that, then you've been listening to the station.
Well, yeah.
Oh, that's great.
I mean, that's real.
Congratulations.
I can't do it for a long period of time.
I'd get better.
In fact, I listened to Johnny
the other morning for a couple minutes.