UPN's Movie Tuesday is brought to you by Blockbuster, bringing entertainment home.
Marcus, there are two types of gamers in this world. Those who play for fun, and those who play for keeps.
B button. B button! New game at Blockbuster! Wait! You forgot your card! New game at Blockbuster! Wait!
That was B.
Chat?
Like the latest and greatest in video games, Blockbuster's got new PS2 systems and games for rent. New game at Blockbuster! Wait! You...
Blockbuster! Are you gaming up?
Let's take five.
Now with our new taste menu, you can always find new and different tastes at McDonald's. Cause hey, variety is the smile of life.
She just doesn't understand me.
What's to understand?
I mean, what is that, Michael?
Is that what you think I sound like?
Yes.
Mr. Doyle, do you use a cellular phone? What's come between you two is static.
Here, Sprint PCS built the only all-digital, all-PCS nationwide network, so your calls are clear.
Thank you.
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Reach for what you've never been able to get before. The soap and water fresh, clean feeling of New Leaver 2000 wipes.
Thick, soft, and alcohol-free gentle. New Leaver 2000 wipes with vitamin E.
Like nothing you or your 2000 parts have ever felt before.
What's visual? You have the lead on the right.
Got the lead on the right.
Sight's on.
Left nine now.
You got the airspeed on me.
Visual.
Oh, there you are.
I was hoping you wouldn't see me.
It's my turn to gun track.
Let's do that one again.
Okay.
Just in case you didn't catch the number the first time.
Hold it.
Thanks.
Twenty-one, please.
Like playing around with stuff?
Well, at Best Buy, you can play around with anything you want.
Actually, that's half the fun.
Best Buy. Go ahead. Turn on the fun.
Change things up.
Now with our new taste menu, you can always find new and different tastes at McDonald's.
Because, hey, variety is the smile of life.
We love to see you smile.
To fight monsters like this, you'll need guts.
You'll need gadgets.
Careful, that's an infrared hair trigger.
You'll need a little help.
Meet Carl.
Unknown.
Carl helps us out from time to time, so we go easy on his little convenience store for opera problems.
What do you think you're doing?
I was just in the neighborhood.
Special Unit 2.
You tell me who kicked who's...
Coming Wednesday, April 11th to UBM.
Dear Eve, you work miracles.
When arthritis pain in my knees made it difficult to run my business, even a knee operation didn't help.
Products like Tylenol quit after a few hours, and it was like sand grinding in my joints.
Then one of my customers reminded me how great Aleve works.
Once I tried it, I could rely on being pain-free all day.
Two Aleve can stop pain all day. It would take eight Tylenol to do that.
Like I said, you work miracles.
Thanks, Aleve.
Basketball teams often paint their logo in the middle of the court.
It seemed like just the thing for 7Up.
Next time, I'll get started a little sooner.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Give me a break, give me a break.
Break me up a piece of that kick-ass heart.
Give me a break, give me a break.
Break me up a piece of that kick-ass heart.
Open your eyes all the way
If I listen to your lies, would you say
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go
My intelligence
My body
My style
No one can have my style
My ambition
My obligations to myself
My genius
My strength
My free will
My goals
My mom
My potential
My future
What's your reason for not smoking?
My knowledge
My endurance
My life
The essence of communicating
is not saying a single word.
If one can tame the tongue
and still express his true desire,
eternal bonding is achieved.
1-800-Collect presents Ava Sabala
and Jeremy McGrath.
Hey, champ. Need to make a call?
Yeah, and I don't have any change. No pockets.
Ever hear of 1-800-Collect?
Are you kidding me?
So you know it saves at least a buck or two.
And it's easy to remember.
So for your Collect call...
I'm dialing 1-800-Collect.
Smart boy.
Hey, have you been riding long?
It's my first time.
1-800-Collect. Save a buck or two.
Chains of Love premieres April 17th on UPN.
Get attached.
It's okay. You're gonna be fine.
You're in Los Alamos Hospital.
What do you want?
I want to live forever.
I was dead, and they brought me back.
Who are you?
I'm the Dream Maker Princess.
All Souls.
First day at All Souls?
Yeah.
Premieres Tuesday, April 17th on UPN.
Seinfeld has a new home.
Where am I?
Seinfeld is now on UPN 9 at 6.30.
You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing.
But if Seinfeld is on at 6.30, what happened to Friends?
It went away.
No, Friends is now on at 6 and 10.35.
Fine by me!
So you could say Seinfeld is...
Between Friends.
Get out of here.
Friends at 6 and 10.35.
Seinfeld at 6.30 on UPN 9.
Put it on, put it on!
This April, UPN will chain five single people together for four days.
I'm a sexy, actually.
Is this any way to find true love?
Real people.
Where did I get myself into?
Real romance.
They care about you.
They do.
Real choices.
Their relationship spots me.
Chains of love.
The reason why I should be the one staying is plain and simple.
I'm the one.
Get attached, Tuesday, April 17 on UPN.
We were young, rich, and in love.
It was perfect.
There are few people in life...
You got this little import-export thing in Miami.
...who get to have it all.
I know what you're up to.
Where did you get this stuff?
Columbia.
And even fewer...
I bring you in, this is how you pay me back.
...who get to keep it.
Look, George, this is business.
I'm great at what I do, Dad.
You haven't been great at anything.
She just doesn't understand me.
What's to understand?
I mean, what is that, Michael?
Is that what you think I sound like?
Yes.
Mr. Doyle, do you use a cellular phone?
What's come between you two is static.
Here, Sprint PCS built the only all-digital, all-PCS nationwide network,
so your calls are clear.
Thank you.
Sprint PCS, 1200 minutes, all with nationwide long distance.
Do you ever think about the Big Bang?
You know, how it all started, like, why we're here.
Yeah.
Like how everything came together so perfectly.
The Big Bang.
It's not a theory.
It's a sandwich, new from KFC.
The Colonel's tender white meat filet,
creamy Monterey Jack cheese,
crispy bacon,
fresh tomato,
and peppery mayo sauce.
You should believe in a higher intelligence, huh?
The new Big Bang bacon melt, original or tender roast,
on this planet for a limited time only.
Dr. Pepper makes the world taste better.
You know that voice?
The one that asks, have I got it today?
Answer with this.
Gatorade Energy Bar.
Carbs to build stores of energy, energy to burn.
What burns inside you?
I don't know if I'm ready.
One minute, I think I can quit.
Next minute, it's like.
Where are my cigarettes?
Yep.
I'm going to give up smoking.
Maybe.
Even though most smokers know they should quit.
He's trying to quit.
A lot of them just aren't ready.
I get so tired of trying to quit.
But now Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Minnesota
has a quitting program that says no problem.
It's called Blue Cross.
Blue Cross.
It's a whole new beginning.
An innovative new program designed to work for all smokers,
even those who aren't ready to quit.
And it's only available if you're a member of Blue Cross
and Blue Shield of Minnesota.
Let me get this straight.
This program starts work even while I still smoke.
I still get to smoke?
Yeah.
Call 1-800-543-5444 to get things started.
Just give them a call, I like it.
I love it.
The program doesn't say quit now.
It says quit in your own way.
And quit at your own pace.
Call today about Blueprint for Health from Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Minnesota, because quitting your way is the best way.
That's brilliant. That's brilliant.
Generation after generation, it's good to have someone you can depend on.
That's two words, Brainiac.
Another one of the best pizzas under one roof.
Marcus, there are two types of gamers in this world.
Those who play for fun, and those who play for keeps.
B, the controller. A button. B button. New game at Blockbuster. Wait! You forgot your card. New game at Blockbuster. Wait!
That was B.
Chat?
Moderate the latest and greatest in video games, Blockbuster's got new PS2 systems and games for rent. New game at Blockbuster. Wait! You...
Blockbuster! Are you game enough?
Let's take five.
Attention tobacco manufacturers! You have a lot of embarrassing reports lying around the office. You can't just leave that job to any paper shredder. You need Shredder 2000!
That is right, folks. You need the Shredder 2000 to use on documents. Like this research report from 1981 that says, today's teenager is tomorrow's potential regular customer.
Or this report where you actually draw the smoking patterns of sixth graders.
And you know what, folks? With the Shredder 2000, you don't even need to take those highly confidential files out of the cabinet. You can just throw the whole darn thing in. The whole filing cabinet.
Heck yeah, or even your briefcase. Shredder 2000 shreds it all more efficiently, quicker, better than any shredder in this building. Am I right?
You are right.
I guarantee it.
And you know those top secret files you got on your computer? Just throw the whole computer and it's gone.
Completely gone. You need Shredder 2000.
Shredder 2000, now available in regular and key sized.
When I had started, we could walk into the back of production and say, who's got Bill Johnson's computer? And someone in manufacturing would say, I do, Mo. And that's got to go today.
You know, I promised my firstborn that would be on a truck tonight and they'd say it's done. And people that work at Gateway are extremely passionate about working with people and helping people.
And at 10 with Jeff and Angela, the most innovative news station brings you more local news every night.
I'm Jeff Passell. Tonight on 9 News, the bizarre details behind the murder of a woman in Minnetrista and the arrest of a man police say did it.
And what could cause some first class problems? A cost cutting plan that might mean no mail on Saturdays.
9 News. We get it. And we bring it to you every night at 9 and at 10.
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Marcy, I have something to ask you.
You do?
Could you lend me $400?
Don't quite have the bucks for that ring yet. Or for anything else.
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Hi, everybody. I'm meteorologist Sam Scammon. April showers in the forecast at 9.
This April, UPN will chain five single people together for four days.
Is this any way to find true love?
Real people.
Where did I get myself into?
Romance. I care about you. I do.
Real choices.
First relationship spots me.
Chains of love.
The reason why I should be the one staying is plain and simple. I'm the one.
Get attached. Tuesday, April 17th on UPN.
The essence of communicating is not saying a single word.
If one can tame the tongue and still express his true desire, eternal bonding is achieved.
There's the Cadbury Cream Egg and the Caramel Egg and the Cadbury Chocolate Cream Egg.
Buck, buck, buck.
All with delicious creamy fillings.
I love these eggs.
Nobody knows Easter better than Cadbury.
This hair! I can't take it anymore!
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I'm a man without conviction.
I'm a man who doesn't know
how to sell a contradiction.
You come and go, you come and go.
Come a, come a, come a, come a, come a chameleon.
Terry, I've got a math question for you.
Okay, shoot.
What's the total cost of a satellite TV system?
Uh-huh.
Plus installation.
Okay, Howie.
Plus a new RCA DVD player.
That would be...
Free.
Basketball teams often paint their logo in the middle of the court.
Seemed like just the thing for 7-Up.
Next time I'll get started a little sooner.
Right now.
Complete.
Convenient.
9 News.
Right here.
Right now.
Nice ever sale at Slumberland Furniture.
Before it's gone.
Something new, something different.
McDonald's New Tastes Menu.
For breakfast, there's our new bacon, egg, and cheese bagel sandwich.
Crispy bacon, egg, and cheese all on a toasted bagel.
What about lunch and dinner?
Try our mouth-watering new Big McBacon cheeseburger with hickory smoked bacon.
The New Tastes Menu.
Always changing, always at McDonald's.
We love to see you smile.
Try the bacon, egg, and cheese bagel and Big McBacon cheeseburger today.
on UPN.
I mean that's the city.
Tomorrow may never come.
For you and me, life is our promise.
Tomorrow may never appear.
You better hold this very moment.
Very close to you.
So close to you.
Don't be afraid.
Let it shine.
She just doesn't understand me.
What's to understand?
I mean, what is that, Michael?
Is that what you think I sound like?
Yes.
Mr. Doyle, do you use a cellular phone?
What's come between you two is static.
Here, Sprint PCS built the only all-digital, all-PCS nationwide network.
So your calls are clear.
Thank you.
Sprint PCS, 1,200 minutes all with nationwide long distance.
Marcus, there are two types of gamers in this world.
Those who play for fun and those who play for keeps.
B, the controller.
A button. B button.
New game at Blockbuster.
Wait, you forgot your card.
New game at Blockbuster.
Wait.
That was B.
Chat?
Monitoring the latest and greatest in video games?
Blockbuster's got new PS2 systems and games for rent.
New game at Blockbuster.
Wait, you...
Blockbuster, are you game enough?
Let's take five.
Is there a problem?
Problem?
Yeah, yeah.
You're whacking me pretty hard there.
Whack?
No, I might have tapped at parking, but I didn't whack it.
Yeah, you slammed into me there.
Slam.
Yeah, a slam.
Look at this.
It's fine.
That's misaligned.
You can't replace that.
Well, I'll have to get that in Europe some place.
Okay.
Oh, look who's here.
I'm glad you're here to see this.
I can't drive this home, and my wife's upstairs giving blood.
I don't know if I mentioned that.
The new Passat wagon.
It only looks like a million bucks.
Oh, oh, I'm not an internist, but I think I got some bleeding going on here.
Anything in the mail?
Hmm.
Joke.
Hey, look at this.
What?
A credit card, pre-approved.
You know what that is.
We already have a credit card.
But it's pre-approved.
What do you want?
A trip to Bermuda?
The Caymans?
Yeah.
Or a nice dude.
You know what I want?
A house.
Using credit wisely is the first step toward owning a home.
Call for the free guide on credit from the Fannie Mae Foundation and for a list of lenders
and credit counselors.
She just doesn't understand me.
What's to understand?
I mean, what is that, Michael?
Is that what you think I sound like?
Yes.
Mr. Doyle, do you use a cellular phone?
What's come between you two is static.
Here, Sprint PCS built the only all-digital, all-PCS nationwide network, so your calls
are clear.
Thank you.
Sprint PCS.
1,200 minutes, all with nationwide long distance.
The essence of communicating is not saying a single word.
If one can tame the tongue and still express his true desire, eternal bonding is achieved.
I watched this guy in his bathroom when he's getting ready for work.
I don't know how old he is, 27, 28 maybe?
I want you to want me.
But you can't rule out a guy who knows all the words to one of the greatest songs of
all time.
This spring, millions will shop for Easter clothes at Burlington Coat Factory.
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That's what Burlington Coat Factory's all about.
They're more than great coats.
Nearly three quarters of a million remarkable individuals serving your country, and they
all believe they have the best job in the world.
Join us, America's Air Force.
No one comes close.
How Martian ZigBig Dorlew eats a Reese's.
There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
Working out was not working out.
I needed a pad, and Meg says, pads feel like diapers.
Try Playtex tampons.
Great move.
Playtex gentle glide tampons.
So comfortable, you can't even feel them.
Special Unit 2 premieres April 11th on UPN.
Nine News at 9 with Robin and Jeff, and at 10 with Jeff and Angela.
The most innovative news station brings you more local news every night.
I'm Jeff Passell.
Coming up tonight, a troubled marriage that turned to murder.
People have the verdict from a Minnesota trial that has received national attention.
And departure was right on time at the airport, a 90-second round trip into the future of
mass transit at Twin Cities International.
Nine News.
We get it.
And we bring it to you every night at 9 and at 10.
Seinfeld has a new home.
Where am I?
Seinfeld is now on UPN 9 at 630.
You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing.
But if Seinfeld is on at 630, what happened to Friends?
It went away.
No, Friends is now on at 6 and 1035.
Fine by me!
So you could say Seinfeld is...
Between Friends.
Get out of here!
Friends at 6 and 1035, Seinfeld at 630 on UPN 9.
Put it on, put it on!
Ford Focus.
Comfy ride, comfy price, at your Northland Ford store.
What?
UPN.
These aren't your ordinary monsters.
How the hell does that thing know how to drive a car?
And these aren't your ordinary cars.