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We now return to the broadcast premiere of Die Hard, starring Bruce Willis.
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We will return to the broadcast premiere of Die Hard after these messages.
It's your dad.
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Yesterday, he was just a boy.
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And with the help of an unlikely ally, tomorrow, you'll become an Iron Eagle and pull off a
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Yeah!
Share supersonic adventure with Louis Gossett Jr. in Iron Eagle.
Tuesday at 7 on Fox 29.
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An innocent man.
Hang him.
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You're making a mistake.
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No.
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Wednesday at 7 on Fox 29.
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We now return to Fox night of the movie's presentation of Die Hard.
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My saxophone was at 8.
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With who?
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It's the event they've all been waiting for.
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We now return to the broadcast premiere of Die Hard.
Look at this inkblot, Bart, and tell me what you say.
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And this one?
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He also says lake trout go crazy for silver spinners.
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And now, back to Die Hard, starring Bruce Willis.
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