The doctor said I could take Anacin-3 for my headaches.
Anacin-3 has the same aspirin-free acetaminophen that's in Tylenol tablets with no coating,
but Anacin-3 adds a protective coating for easier swallowing.
Take 3, Anacin-3.
Also, Anacin-3 coated caplets.
My sister recommended Preparation H for my hemorrhoidal symptoms.
Why should I listen to my sister?
Because she's also a doctor.
In a national survey, two out of three doctors named Preparation H among the hemorrhoid remedies
they recommended to their patients.
Doctors know best.
Hi, I'm Ed Lowe.
Since I invented cat box filler in 1947, I've been improving it ever since.
First, I added two deodorants to my kitty litter brand to control both kinds of odor.
It's the only cat box filler that offers you this benefit.
Now I've made it 99% dust-free for less tracking and better health for your cat.
You might wonder what motivates a man like me.
Simple. I love cats.
99% dust-free kitty litter brand leaves others in the dust.
I'm the world's biggest skeptic.
I was at my sister's house for the weekend and I'm the first one up.
And I'm dying for a cup of coffee.
And she's out of milk.
All I can find is coffee.
I'm skeptical, but without my morning coffee, I don't function.
Turns out I had one of the best cups of coffee ever.
Rich and creamy.
So good, in fact, that by the time my sister woke up, I was on my third cup.
Coffee made from Carnation.
Don't doubt it till you've tried it.
If you think the two best-selling spray cleaners are alike, you're in for a big surprise.
There's really a big difference.
One's been improved by adding a powerful, fast-acting grease dissolver that no other spray has.
New improved Formula 409 spray cleaner.
Big difference, big improvement.
This, this is the land I love, from the gentle rolling valley to the mountains high above.
The fruit of this earth is the sweetest a man can grow.
If goodness, I will always treasure your pleasure.
Pure pleasure from God.
Would you believe that eating chocolate gives me the same feeling as being in love?
It's true, but don't tell my boyfriend.
You see, lately I've been spending a lot of time with my latest obsession.
New Double Dutch Chocolate from General Foods International Coffee.
An inspired blending of rich, luxurious chocolate and smooth coffee that satisfies my innermost cravings anytime I want it to.
Sorry, Michael.
New Double Dutch Chocolate. The incredibly chocolate coffee.
What mascara looks spectacular on?
That shrugs off water, but not soap and water?
Clean Lash Mascara by CoverGirl.
What laughs at tears, but dissolves in soap and water?
Clean Lash by CoverGirl.
What gives you big, beautiful lashes that last and last?
Clean Lash, the waterproof mascara that's soap and water washable.
It's everything you want, all in one.
Clean Lash Mascara, only from CoverGirl.
Oh wow, does that piece of snow good?
By those, Whitney, those two stuff.
How about Halls?
Halls Vapor Action penetrates deep to help your stuffy nose feel clearer while Halls soothes your cough.
Halls Vapor Action works.
Now let's work on some pizza.
Skinny Stiklet, fat with flavor. See how skinny, taste how fat.
Stiklet Scum gives you nine slim sticks instead of seven wide ones in a regular pack.
See how skinny, taste how fat.
Good party again, Harry.
Are you keeping a chart now?
Harry, I know you've been playing gin with Mr. Meadows.
I do recall a nice friendly game of cards with Mr. Meadows.
Harry, you're built to not have $650.
Well, the man couldn't remember the cards. He couldn't remember the cards.
And if he can't remember the cards, he's certainly not going to remember the $650.
Hi, Harry.
What's up?
It's too late to get in on the kidney stone pool.
Well, technically we paused it last night.
But for you, Bobby, you got the sheet?
Alan Arkin is Harry coming to ABC in March.
This is just a flat old tater chip. It's just flat. It's just tater.
It's just an old chip, but not this.
It's a new Cajun Spice Ruffles potato chip.
Look at them ridges full of cayenne pepper, onion, garlic, paprika.
Oh, this is Cajun Spice. Ain't nothing flat about it.
Try new Cajun Spice Ruffles brand potato chips with a feisty spicy bite in every crunch.
It's the new taste that won't leave you flat.
Oh, boy, they want them with our guarantee.
Introducing Vaseline Intensive Care Moisturizing Foam Bath.
Escape into velvety softness.
And just when you think it's over, the softness lingers from Vaseline Intensive Care.
Mommy can't get crisps softer, safer swabs than Q-tips.
Because Q-tips has 50% more cotton at the tip.
Isn't that a good feeling?
Q-tips, a swab by any other name, just isn't the same.
After work at the Silver Bullet.
She ain't coming.
She'll be here. Just take it easy.
She ain't coming.
Relax. Have a course light. She's just a little late.
She ain't coming.
Look, what time did you tell her to meet you?
Eight. Eight.
So she's an hour late. No big deal. You know, Friday night traffic.
Friday night? Man, I told her Thursday night.
She ain't coming.
With no slowing down, we're the Silver Bullet, goodnight.
Hi, I'm Joan Lundensmar. Our Unsolved Mystery Series continues with the Colin Davis case.
Special correspondent Mike Connors tells a story involving Texas millions and murders.
And find out which orange juice is rated the best by Consumer Reports.
Plus, Justine Bateman tomorrow on Good Morning America.
America will continue in a moment.
An ABC News Free brought to you by the fun ships of Carnival Cruise Lines.
Now from Washington, Carol Simpson.
Good evening. Before hundreds of delegates from 80 nations,
Soviet leader Gorbachev told an international peace forum that the process of democratization in his country is irreversible.
And he said the Kremlin has adopted a new approach to human rights.
In the audience, sometimes applauding, Andrei Sakharov, the leading dissident in Russia,
freed from internal exile two months ago.
Later on Nightline, a sometimes predictable, sometimes charming look at Soviet television.
Now this.
On your next vacation, take a three, four or seven day cruise on Carnival, the most popular cruise line in the world.
Because Carnival's got the fun.
Adolfo Calero, the most powerful of the country leaders, resigned his political post, but remains commander of the largest group of rebels.
More news later.
For the past two years, every time you shopped at Safeway instead of Ralph's, you paid on the average an extra 522 for visits.
How do we know? Based on price surveys for the last two years, one of the world's largest accounting firms has verified Ralph's lower prices.
Hey, I'm not paying 522 extra.
You really don't have to put up with higher prices.
Welcome to Ralph's, higher standards and verified lower prices.
A deal is not a discount price on last year's technology.
A deal is not a rebate on something that's already overpriced.
A deal is not the lowest interest rate on something you're just settling for.
A deal, a real deal, is the best price you can get on something you want, something worth having.
Think about it.
Get the right deal right now at your Toyota dealer.
That's true, at the time there was nothing up there now.
It was nice, I enjoyed growing up in Torrance.
I liked the big oil wells.
Yeah, you used to climb those as a kid.
Yeah, that's right.
Remember when you got near the top and that one wooden stake you'd grab and the nail would come loose?
I used to ride a pump.
And a bit in the arm.
How do you get on them?
You'd go up to, you know the dairy part?
Yeah.
But you'd start climbing about halfway and then you could shimmy across on the cable.
You could do that?
Yeah.
You're crazy.
I'm Tawney Little.
Chris Christopherson talks about his part in America at 11.
You know how terrific that turkey sandwich tastes after Thanksgiving?
Well, now you can enjoy a turkey sandwich that good any day of the year with Lewis Rich sliced turkey.
It's cooked and sliced for you, delicious up to 95% fat free.
It's naturally lean.
So for the ultimate turkey sandwich, you don't have to wait till after Thanksgiving.
But you do have to wait till after math.
Dynamite.
The Porsche 944 goes from 0 to 50 in just 5.9 seconds.
So does my Volkswagen Scirocco 16 valve.
But with the Porsche, you get the thrill of paying $12,000 more.
Introducing New Hall Trim.
If you're bothered by menstrual cramps, try New Hall Trim.
It's from Upjohn, the makers of Motrin, and it has the medicine more gynecologists recommend for menstrual cramps.
New Hall Trim.
Does it ever work?
Staying fit and trim isn't all hard work.
I have a good time.
And I drink milk.
It has nearly half the calcium I need, more than half the riboflavin.
Milk's beautiful nutrition without a lot of calories.
Only an ace of my days total.
You can't just count calories.
The stress of making your calories count.
Milk does a body good.
Wendy's presents Hot and Juicy Hamburgers.
If you've ever had a dry, chewy hamburger, you're going to love Wendy's Hot and Juicy Hamburgers.
Wendy's new big classic.
Soft Kaiser roll.
Juicy meat.
Juicy toppings.
And lots of napkins.
On the inside, the view is different.
How dare you spray me with that?
But the outlook is the same.
I care about these men.
You're slumming.
Happy birthday to you, man.
Reality's not that simple.
Nothing's that simple.
I know that.
Drop it, man.
Drop it.
Montoya States, it's life.
It's the way we say goodbye, the way we say things like it's the way we come to smile, the way we say goodnight.
Drinking our kind of coffee, good to the left, strong, yeah.
Only men will have fresh flavors, taste like coffee made our way.
Is that our new car, Charles?
Yes, it is.
What is it, Charles?
It's a Volkswagen Cabriolet.
What does Cabriolet mean, Charles?
It means loosen up, Harry.
Any mouth will feel cleaner, any mouth anywhere.
Any mouth will feel cleaner if the signal is there.
Signal has tingly clean foaming action, so compared to both leading mouthwashers, Signal cleans better.
Mouths know it, now tests show it.
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Any mouth will feel cleaner, get the signal and see.
Signal cleans better.
Ask any mouth.
You know, Jerry, sometimes I take you for granted.
You're a terrific husband, a great golfer, and a super salesman.
Hey, Beth, what is this?
A financial genius.
You're not.
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America will continue in a moment.
A fortune in stolen gems lead Audrey Hepburn and Robert Wagner on an adventure that will give them a run for their lives.
Couldn't wait seven days to kiss a woman.
I'd put your bathroom over their head and drag them into a cave, eh?
Love Among Fees, one week from tonight.
I'm Paul Moyer for IWD News.
At 11 o'clock, some of those bargain airfares may not be the great deals they appear to be.
A report on a pill that could someday sober up a drunk person in just minutes.
We will take you to Mammoth Mountain where lots of snow has given a sagging local economy a shot of white gold.
Harold Green looks at why Soviet citizens decided to leave their homeland in part two of his report on Russian immigrants.
And Loni Lardner continues her report on the controversy over the miniseries America.
Dr. George with a major change in our weather, and Ted Dawson's got UCLA Highlights 2 at 11 o'clock tonight right here.
Join us then.
I haven't seen Gary lately.
He went on vacation to the Caribbean.
Why?
Soviets living in LA tell their side tonight at 11.
Tonight on a special edition of Nightline, Ted Koppel shows you what the Soviets see on TV.
Their news, game shows, how they portray us on Nightline Tonight.
When an urgent package leaves your hands, make sure the hands you leave it in can deliver.
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Over whatever stands in the way.
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For about half what most others charge.
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Mazda's got your number. RX-7.
So hot it's won seven straight infant GPU championships.
So hot a special RX-7 just shattered a land speed record at Bonneville.
And so advanced its unique rear suspension system has multiple passengers pending.
Yet RX-7 is thicker thousands less than Nissan 300ZX, and that may be the best number of all.
Get a great deal at your Southern California Mazda dealers today.
Gridlock is a reality in LA today.
New freeways, carpools and mass transit won't stop it.
And by now you know that the other guys don't have the answers either.
But all this week at 6, eyewitness news goes to the experts on the ground and in the air.
Paul Johnson for KABC.
Meet the faces behind the voices of LA's best traffic reporters and get the real solutions to gridlock.
Join reporters Jerry Dunphy and Fred Anderson for a report that will keep you from being driven crazy
all this week at 6 only on 7.
Ah, the wonderful flavors of home.
Taste them as in the recalendar's restaurant.
Welcome home.
Americans against foreigners.