Oh
Michael had a box of magic tricks and Johnson loved magic though. He could never get the tricks to work
One day however, he thought up a brand new trick of his own
It promised to be the best trick he had ever done
This is my magic cabinet a magic cabinet
Wow, that's right when I enter my magic cabinet, I can make myself disappear
Now watch I'm going inside my magic cabinet when I say the magic words
Abracadabra fiddledy-deer now let Johnson disappear
Has he gone have a look inside no one do you think it's safe? Oh, yes
Yes, it's quite safe go on. Oh
Johnson you have disappeared
Goodness gracious me. That's the best trick I've ever seen
Johnson where have you gone to?
How did you do that I wonder if there's a secret door at the back of the magic cabinet
That's right. See if you can find it
See I knew it I knew it
It's just a trick yes, ma'am
Oh, it's just a trick. Yes McDuff. That's what magic is all about tricks
Now I thought you and Victoria might like to help me trick the other toys with my magic cabinet
Johnson, that's a great idea
Oh, another one of Johnson's magic tricks. They never work do they? Oh no
Johnson must be the worst magician I've ever seen mind you. I haven't seen any others, but if they're like Johnson
I don't want to
Hello everybody
I'm John
Hello everyone my name's Johnson the magician
This is my magic cabinet which will make anyone I like disappear when I say the magic words
Here he goes again another disaster
Magic trick might be different
That'll be the day now. I need a volunteer
Oh
No, no squeaky you're too young
Anyone else
Duff oh sorry Johnson
Oh, yes McDuff you'll do very nicely now step into the magic cabinet
And don't be frightened I hope you don't disappear me for too long I don't want to miss my lunch
Now I close the magic curtain
Are you still there McDuff? I'm still here. I haven't disappeared yet
I say the magic words
Abra cadabra
Fiddledy-deer a wave of my wand now McDuff
Disappear as Johnson said the magic words
McDuff opened the secret door at the back of the cabinet and slipped out
McDuff are you there McDuff?
She's probably going to sleep
Now I open the magic curtain
He's done it he's really done it fancy that Johnson what have you done to McDuff
Dumb to McDuff
It's alright I'll bring it back again in a moment when I say the magic words
At the back of the cabinet Victoria and McDuff prepared to change places one wave of my wand
now McDuff
reappear
Oh blithering blaze
Now hang on Johnson, where is McDuff?
Obviously diesel Johnson has changed McDuff into Victoria
Johnson thank you
I want McDuff back. Oh
I'm a bit tired now diesel
Perhaps later on this afternoon. I'll bring her back again when I feel like it
But I want her back now
Johnson I think you should talk to diesel
He thinks your trick really worked and I've been changed into Victoria and Victoria changed into me
Oh McDuff
Oh go away
Oh dear stop it
Just stop it
But wait McDuff you love playing dumps and thumbs
Oh look I'm not McDuff and I don't even know what bumps and thumbs is
See
I'm not McDuff
Oh game of chasey then
Come on here we go
Goodie
I told you
The tricks work too well
This calls for something drastic
Sir Johnson gathered all the toys together to straighten everything out
So you see everybody it was just a trick
Oh
But since some of you think I've changed Victoria into McDuff and McDuff into Victoria
I'm now going to change them back again into their old selves
Oh good
Into the magic cabinet Victoria
That's McDuff
Quite right so it is
There now I say the magic words
Abracadabra
As Johnson said the magic words
Victoria left the cabinet through the secret door and went over to consult with McDuff
Your turn McDuff
But what should I be doing now?
As McDuff dithered
Diesel became curious and spotted the open secret door in the back of the cabinet
Oh I wonder where this goes
And now for the last part of the trick
Abracadabra
Fiddly dear
A wave of my wand now McDuff reappear
And here's McDuff
Ta da
Whoa
Diesel?
Aye
Oh look Johnson now you've gone and changed McDuff into Diesel
Aye
We're in a worse mess than ever you pink powder puff
Hello McDuff
Am I?
But it's such a simple trick how could it go so wrong?
Abracadabra
Fiddly dear
A wave of my wand now who are you?
I'm Johnson
Oh no you're not go through again squeaky
It took the toys the rest of the afternoon to work out who they were
And after that Johnson lost all interest in magic tricks they were much too confusing
My Michael
You've knocked your Alfred go around again
Abracadabra
Around again
Abracadabra
Fiddly dear
A wave of my wand now who are you?
I'm Johnson
Oh no you're not go through again squeaky
It took the toys the rest of the afternoon to work out who they were
And after that Johnson lost all interest in magic tricks they were much too confusing
My Michael
You've knocked your Alfred go around again
Abracadabra