["Jingle Bells"]
Ah!
Whee!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Whee!
["Jingle Bells"]
Sometimes it got boring in Michael's bedroom.
Ah!
Sometimes it got so boring, Macduff was even bored with her boredom.
Ah!
Tsk tsk tsk tsk.
I'm bored, Johnson.
Oh, you could play Heidi with Squeaky.
Ah, that's boring.
Then play Chasey with Diesel.
That's boring too.
Isn't there something exciting we could do?
Well, you could try reading a book.
That's even worse than boring.
Anyway, I don't know how to turn a book on.
There's no knobs or buttons or anything.
You don't turn it on, you just open it and start reading.
If only something exciting would happen.
One small exciting thing in this dreary, dreary bedroom.
Johnson! Macduff!
What's wrong, Diesel?
Something exciting's happened.
Oh, finally! What is it?
Did a leaf fall on the floor?
This is really exciting.
There's a monster in the wardrobe.
A monster?
I saw it. It's huge, it's fierce, it's really scary.
And if it comes out of the wardrobe, you'll be sorry.
A monster?
I love it when it's boring.
There's absolutely nothing to do.
Don't you ever knock!
Sorry, Ulfred, but there's a monster in the wardrobe.
What?
But it wasn't there yesterday.
But it shouldn't be there any day.
I hate monsters.
Come back!
Don't leave me.
Uh-oh.
Alright, everybody.
When I open the wardrobe door,
I want you to make as much noise as possible
and frighten that old monster.
Then we'll charge.
What if it frightens us and then it charges?
Yes.
Oh, no.
Charge!
Help! Help!
General Johnson!
That's not a monster.
That's just Michael's dressing gown.
I think somebody's tricked us, Macduff.
It was me. I tricked you.
Diesel?
But why, Diesel?
You scared us half to death.
It's boring in the bedroom.
I just wanted to liven things up.
You should have seen yourselves.
You fooled you this time.
Oh, Diesel, we believed you.
Rotter!
That night, after Michael and all the toys were fast asleep,
a second exciting thing happened.
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
What the blithering blazes is going on?
Big Alfred, there's a fire!
Fire? Call the fire brigade!
There's no time!
We've got to save the toys and we've got to save Michael!
Save the toys! Save Michael!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Call the fire brigade!
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire!
What we need is lots of water.
That's the only way to put out a fire.
You've got lots of water, Alfred.
What? Oh, so I have!
Just a minute.
Can you smell smoke?
No.
Neither can I.
Oh, that's a good thing too.
I hate smoke.
But you can't have a fire without smoke.
Huh? Huh?
Hmm.
Oh.
Be careful, Johnson.
Look, what's that string doing on the curtain?
It's not even hot.
It doesn't look like a fire.
Hmm.
Very strange.
It's just Michael's torch.
Oh, it's a trick.
Who'd play a terrible trick like that?
It wasn't a terrible trick. It was a good trick.
Diesel!
You should have seen yourselves.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I failed you that time.
Oh, but what if it had been a real fire?
But it wasn't.
It was only a trick fire.
My trick fire.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, gee!
Hmm.
I don't think I like Diesel's tricks, Johnson.
Yes, I think it's preposterous.
He certainly livened up Michael's bedroom.
I think I liked it better when it was boring.
I think it's about time Diesel found out
what tricks were all about.
Yes!
Come here, you two.
There are many sorts of tricks.
Nice tricks and nasty tricks.
And the toys had to find a way
of showing Diesel the difference.
Help me!
Help me, someone, please! Help me!
Johnson?
Diesel, you've got to help me. I'm down here.
Johnson, what are you doing down there?
Oh, chin-ups.
Oh, no, I fell out the window.
I've been hanging here for ages.
Can you pull me up?
Oh, right. You try and reach up and grab me.
Pull, Diesel, pull!
I can't grab hold of you, Johnson.
Oh, we'll get the others.
I can't hold on for much longer.
And you know what today is.
Er... Er... Laundry day.
And lawn mowing day.
If I fall out, I might get mowed.
Oh, Johnson!
Don't worry, Johnson. We'll save you.
Come on!
Now we'll see how you like being tricked, Diesel.
Oh, MacDuff!
MacDuff, here he comes.
Hmm. He looks very anxious, doesn't he?
Yes.
But just remember, stay bored.
Right.
MacDuff! Alfred!
Oh, Diesel.
What a lovely day for laundry day.
Yes, but a horrible day for lawn mowing day.
Johnson's just fallen out the window.
Oh, has he?
Oh.
What a silly thing for him to do.
He needs all of us to help pull him in.
Oh, really?
Good trick, Diesel, but you won't fall us this time.
No.
But this is no trick.
Johnson really did fall out.
I saw him.
Oh, you know what, MacDuff?
I almost believe him.
Don't you almost believe him?
Yes, Alfred. I almost do.
But you must believe me.
This is no trick.
Oh.
What have I done?
Because of me, we'll never see Johnson again.
Oh.
Johnson.
Johnson, are you there?
Oh, no, Johnson.
It's all my fault.
Because of my tricks, you've fallen out the window
and gotten mowed.
You be careful at the window, Diesel.
You don't want to fall out like I did.
Johnson, you're safe.
Mm-hm.
I only pretended to fall out the window.
We had to play a trick on you, Diesel,
to show how dangerous your tricks were.
But I really thought Johnson had fallen out the window.
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure
that you were going to fall out the window.
Johnson had fallen out the window.
And we scared you silly,
just like you've been scaring us.
Mm.
I'll never play another trick like that again.
I promise. Really promise?
Really, really, really promise.
Good.
Now this bedroom can get back to normal again.
And be just as boring as it was before.
Yes. No, it won't.
Look out, everybody. There's a spider in the window.
Oh.
Oh, Diesel.
Haven't you learnt your lesson yet?
Yes, I have. But this is no trick.
There really is a spider.
Oh, really?
Really.
The spider kept the toys
amused for the rest of the day.
And nobody was bored.
No, wait, no, wait.
Oh, it's getting a little ugly.
No.