Oh
Ever
Since the toys had discovered dinosaur footprints in Michael's bedroom
Alfred had insisted on mounting a guard on the door around the clock and made the toys help him do it
Captain Alfred if you don't mind saying any dinosaurs Captain Alfred not yet private diesel, but I know they're out there somewhere
Horrible things now. Do you know what to do? We got the doorway and if we say any dinosaurs we report to you good now
I'm going to retire back to my guard post under the bed. You see I've been on guard duty all night and
I'm a bit tired
I'm going to take a nap
Left right left right happy napping captain
Happy guarding toys
A few minutes later
Private diesel and sergeant Macduff guarded the doorway quite alertly, but it was very boring work
This sure is boring isn't it oh you can say that again
So afraid of dinosaurs anyway, oh probably worried about being trodden on their big footprints
We can't be sure that they belong to a dinosaur squeaky said they were she saw one but dinosaurs are extinct Macduff Johnson said
Stink
Oh
the poor things
Haha extinct that means there are no dinosaurs left. Oh, that's why I'm not afraid of them
Look a dinosaur could come down this hallway right this minute and you know what I do. What you do diesel I just
love
Even though that dinosaur had thick legs, excuse me, a long neck and huge jaws and ferocious teeth. Diesel!
Hello!
A dinosaur!
What is this?
What is this crazy thing?
Whatever's the matter with you?
So you are a dinosaur then?
Stuffed and stitched but a dinosaur all the same
I'm Victoria I live up the hallway in Melissa's bedroom
Melissa's?
Michael's sister she's always borrowing his paints
Sometimes Melissa decides to swap me I'm looking for a place to hide until she changes her mind can you help me?
Well we're not supposed to let any dinosaurs into the bedroom
Oh I quite understand yes thank you for your trouble I'll just try
Oh here comes Melissa
She's coming down the hallway
Oh on the other hand
Yes yes yes
We can always make an exception
Oh thank you
Now where can we hide you?
Under the bed Macduff it's the safest place
Yes
Follow me Victoria be careful of the dinosaur tracks
Oh they're yours
Oh is that where I left them?
I wonder what I've done with them
Goodness me I left a lot
Quickly Victoria hurry
There you go
You'll be safe under there
Macduff and Diesel hid Victoria under the bed
And went to report to Johnson
Well done you two I must say that was very quick thinking
She's a very nice dinosaur too Johnson
And heaps old
But where did you hide such a big dinosaur?
Under the bed
Oh the perfect hiding spot
Have you told Alfred yet?
We haven't had a chance yet Johnson
It's all been so quick
Then you'd better tell him now
Where is he?
Under the bed
What with Victoria?
A dinosaur
A monster
Oh
It took the toys ages to calm down both the dinosaur and the hot water bottle
It was hideous Johnson
This huge monstrous face peering down at me
Oh I can imagine
Victoria got quite a fright too
She did didn't she?
And Johnson that's what I don't understand
She called me a monster
But I don't think I look strange in any way do I?
I thought I was quite good looking
In a hot water bottle he sort of way
You're certainly that Alfred
Now come on
What?
Let's go and meet Victoria
Oh no Johnson anything but that
I don't think I could cope with a dinosaur
There's nothing to it
No no
You'll see
Meanwhile the Duff and Diesel tried to calm down Victoria
A monster under the bed
Who'd have thought it?
No monster just Alfred
He's quite nice once you get to know him
Oh you must be joking
He was the most hideous thing I've ever seen
Take another look Victoria
You might change your mind
Oh shut that
What's all this noise McDuff?
We found your dinosaur Squeaky
She's just about to meet Alfred
Oh this should be fun
No no I protest
I won't go let me go
Come on Vic
Oh this is really unpleasant
Come on Alfred
Oh
Uh huh
Oh
I can see that the toys are treating you
With the same disrespect that they're treating me dinosaur
Yes
It really is most insufferable
Yes it is
Water bottle
Most rude indeed
Look my name is Alfred
How do you do?
I'm Victoria
Delighted I'm sure
Look everybody
They're friends already
Isn't that sweet
And there in front of all the toys
A wonderful friendship was born
Shh everybody
Here they come
Oh this is so exciting
Later that afternoon
Victoria invited Alfred to visit Melissa's room
Now attention toys
I'll only be gone for a few days
But during that time I'm leaving Michael
Totally in your care
Now I hope you know what to do
If his feet get cold
Yes Alfred we check that the sheet is over his feet
Good and pull down the blanket
And be very careful
Not to tickle him
Very ticklish you see
I should know
Is there anything else you'd like us to do while you're away Alfred?
Yes
Air under the bed at least once a day
Because it gets very stuffy under there
With the quilt down
Yes yes yes Alfred
Have a good holiday
Bye
Bye Alfred
Bye
Well Victoria
I never thought I'd see myself strolling down the hallway
With a dinosaur
Really Alfred
Mind you
I have found myself in the odd peculiar situation
Once or twice before
What's that about?
When I found myself abandoned
In the bath
I'm glad Alfred's gone
Yes we certainly won't miss
Being ordered around all the time
But Macduff was wrong
Within hours
The toys missed Alfred very much
Indeed
The bedroom just wasn't the same
Without him
Oh it's only half past three
Boy the bedroom's
Really boring without Alfred
Seems like he's been gone for ages
Thanks for watching!