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Tonight, Seth Rogen, L. Fanny, music from The Dan Thing, and special guest director,
Michelle Gondry.
It's me. Yes, it's me. It's me. Action!
With, leader of the Klee Tone, and now, on your ears, Jimmy Kimmel.
Very nice. I'm really sorry. I guess I overslept or something.
Thank you for coming. Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching.
I'll begin by introducing our guest director tonight, the director of The Green Hornet,
the great Michelle Gondry is here tonight.
Hello, Jimmy. Hello, Michelle.
How are you? Thanks for having me.
It's wonderful to have you. Thank you for being here.
You know, I was up all night learning French to speak to you today.
You know, Michelle has directed videos for Foo Fighters, for Beck, The White Stripes,
he's directed Kate Winslet, Jim Carrey, don't say anything, he thinks I'm John Travolta,
so this is the third celebrity guest director we've ever had.
Quentin Tarantino directed the show once, then J.J. Abrams, and now Michelle.
Our show has surrendered to the French, and we couldn't be happier.
So this should be fun, and definitely different, unless you watch the show while you're high every night.
Then it will be about the same.
Jimmy? Yes?
Jimmy, sorry to interrupt. I think you have a phone call.
A phone? I do? I don't usually take calls during the show.
I know, but you better take this one.
I don't hear a phone or anything, and I don't have a phone.
Let me transfer to your desk.
Oh, now I hear a phone. Is that the phone on my desk? This is very strange.
And who is calling me? I think it's you.
What? Just interact with yourself.
I usually do that in the privacy of my bathroom, but...
Hello? Hello, Jim? Yeah?
It's me, Jimmy. Oh, hey. How you doing?
Nothing. I'm just here in bed, and I wanted to tell you not to trust Michelle.
Oh, okay. All right, thanks. Just don't trust him, okay?
All right. I won't. You look great tonight.
Oh, thank you. Goodbye.
Goodbye, me.
From Hollywood...
Oh, crap. I'm late again.
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Michelle? Michelle, what should I do about him?
Interact with yourself. Just talk to yourself.
That's a great opportunity to introspect your double personality.
Yeah, no, but you understand I have to do a monologue,
and it's not a monologue if there's two guys, so I'm just going to...
See, you don't respect the director here.
Yeah.
Especially the French one.
No, that's not true. I have a lot of respect for you.
I just, you know, I do the show by myself, and that's... I apologize.
Where was I? Oh, yes, there's a new animal sensation from Germany.
Remember Knut the polar bear?
Well, he's old news now.
The new thing the Internet is excited about is Heidi the cross-eyed possum.
Say hello to Germany's latest animal celebrity.
Heidi the cross-eyed possum has become a media sensation in the country,
despite the fact that she hasn't even been seen in public yet.
Well, that is cuter than a fern with Tourette's, I'll tell you that.
It's really adorable, isn't it?
That's terrible. Poor animal. You don't respect animal either.
Well, no, no, that's not true. That's not true at all, Michel.
All right, okay, let me make it better.
Okay.
Say hello to Germany's latest animal celebrity, Heidi the cross-eyed possum.
Heidi the non-cross-eyed possum has become a media sensation in the country,
despite the fact that she hasn't even been seen in public yet.
Well, you know, that's nice of you, but it's not funny unless the possum...
All right, all right, okay, okay, okay.
Watch this, watch this.
Yeah, otherwise it's just a possum, and, you know, that's fine, but...
Say hello to Germany's latest animal celebrity, Heidi the googly-eyed possum,
has become a media sensation in the country,
despite the fact that she hasn't even been seen in public yet.
See, now that's even better than the original.
That's good.
That I like.
You know, Seth Rogen, who plays the green-horned, is here tonight.
His co-stars in the movie are Cameron Diaz and playing Kato, a guy named Jay Chow.
Now, Jay Chow is from Taiwan. He's a massive star in China.
He's an actor, singer, songwriter, model. He's like the me of China.
And we get a lot of Chinese tourists here in LA,
and it would be fun to send him and a keyboard out onto Hollywood Boulevard
to pretend he's just one of these street musicians we have out there,
just to start playing and see what would happen.
And, well, here's what happened.
MUSIC
MUSIC
MUSIC
MUSIC
MUSIC
I didn't get any money, but it did work out fine.
Yes? Yes, Michel?
I'll just...
Oh. Oh, thank you.
I don't think you should interact with the audience.
I think in French cinema, you interact with yourself.
It's very interior.
When I was a little boy, we would play with the camera,
and the great French director would give me the sense
that to always just ignore, basically, who's there.
Right.
So just do it for yourself.
And the new French...the French New Year, they were just...
Yeah.
It's a report of the neocerealism in Italy.
I have no idea really what you're saying.
Right now, it's a problem.
It's really just difficult.
Can you talk to him?
Guillermo, what was he saying?
Did he simply say that to himself?
I think he said, just keep doing your job.
Oh, OK, all right.
Thank you.
I will then, I guess, is what I'll do.
I didn't understand what you said.
I'm sorry, Michel.
I have my super-speaker phone, good English.
Oh.
I said I love your work, and I love your shoes.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
My shoes.
My shoes are...
Why are my shoes made out of bread?
I'm wearing loaf loafers here.
Where are my regular shoes?
They are under your desk.
Oh, excuse me for a second.
I have to wear real shoes.
We have mice here in the studio.
This is a very strange thing to do to someone,
to make their shoes turn into bread.
Oh, there's my regular shoes.
Pardon me for a moment, if you would.
Where are they?
Wake up, Jimmy.
It's just a dream.
Wake up.
Jimmy, wake up.
Jimmy, wake up.
Wake up.
Oh, look, I'm late again.
Action.
And now, on your ears,
Jimmy Kimmel!
What is this now, too?
I'm starting to get sick of me here.
Be gone again, will you?
That is...
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And it's time for our weekly tribute to the FCC,
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What did you think about them f***ing?
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All plans went out the window.
I felt like I had like a c*** in my d*** or something like that.
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They did some confusion.
Brandon Stokely c***ed some big balls.
They didn't mugshot me.
They didn't finger-b*** me.
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Good show for you tonight.
Elle Fanning is here.
We'll have music from the damn things.
Yes, yes.
Last time, sorry to interrupt.
I think I have a surprise for you behind the curtain.
No, because I'm not going to a dream again.
No, no, it's not that.
Go with me.
No, I'd rather not.
I really would rather not.
No, no, just trust me.
All right.
It's beautiful.
Michelle.
Son of a s***.
I knew this was a bad idea.
Maybe there's a way I can...
Oh, thank God.
We'll be right back with Seth Rogen.
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The Green Hornet opens tomorrow night.
Please welcome Seth Rogen.
That's really cool.
That's really cool, but I was expecting the human Seth Rogen.
Well, he's looking.
Yeah, I know it's really, really cool.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, your drumming is excellent, too.
But I was hoping the actual Seth Rogen would come out.
So is he not, is Seth not going to be here?
No, he's not.
That was, have you ever exited through your own head before?
I've exited through my own mouth many times, actually.
Well, it's very good to see you.
You, too. Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
This is the craziest thing that's ever happened in the world.
I think you might be right.
How long did you guys, how long?
I worked with him for years, if you can imagine this.
You guys have done this for one night, and I've seen it's really taken the ringer.
Yes, it has.
It's pretty amazing.
It reminds me of the effects of salvia, in a way.
Exactly, yeah.
I think this is all in Miley Cyrus' head right now.
You're probably right.
That's where this is occurring.
So you were the, what, you were like not only the star, but you co-wrote the movie.
Yeah.
You were the executive producer of the film.
Yes.
And you lost more than 150 pounds.
895 pounds.
Which is amazing.
So, since though, since you're denying yourself all these things, have you cut loose?
Have you relaxed these self-imposed restrictions?
I haven't cut loose that much.
When I was younger, I used to go crazy.
I used to like really drink a lot.
And I stopped doing that because I had an incident when I was 16 years old.
It was New Year's, and I was hammered.
And I was in Whistler Village, which is kind of like Aspen or something.
It's like a big ski resort.
And I was just drunk out of my mind.
And I was wandering around the village, and there was like thousands of people walking around.
And I see this like 60-year-old lady approaching me with her hand extended.
And I was like, okay, this is interesting.
What do we got here?
And she just kind of walked and put her hand right on my testicles.
And I was like, okay, I didn't know what to do.
I like froze kind of.
And I was like, what's going to happen now?
And then she just kind of gave him a jiggle.
And then she just kind of walked on her way.
And I realized I was like way too drunk.
I was vulnerable.
There was nothing I can do about it.
And I was like, why?
Why did she do that?
Did she think she was helping me?
Like, did I look?
Could she see my balls are uncomfortable from my outward appearance?
And ever since then, I just, I can't allow myself to get that drunk in public
lest a 60-year-old woman will molest my balls.
Wow.
And I just can't, I can't leave myself vulnerable like that anymore.
That seems like, I don't know.
I think that would actually encourage me to continue.
Exactly, yeah.
At the time, and it was sad, and this is true, she was the second lady ever to touch my balls.
So it was kind of a good accomplishment at the same time.
Wow.
And is this something that happens to you regularly?
Are they a magnet of sorts?
They are, yeah.
No.
Her, my girlfriend, and my mom technically are the only three people to touch my balls.
Really?
I think ever in my life.
I tell you, that's a club I'd love to get into.
You can do it.
We can do it right now.
Do you feel like, wouldn't it be funny?
Oh, there you are again.
Is that what I look like?
We're in your head.
Yeah, that's exactly what you, if you look, if you were on Rugrats, that's exactly what
you would look like.
That's right, that.
So does your, now, well now you've lost all this weight, and women are attacking your
genitals, left and right.
Exactly, left and right.
You're recently engaged, I know, and congratulations on that.
Thank you very much.
Do you have problems now that you're a big movie star, beating the women off with a stick?
No, I do physically beat women with sticks, which is helpful to not having them approach
you.
People ask me, you know, that question, you know, does your girlfriend get jealous because
girls, you know, now that I'm in movies, approach me, and what I always explain to people is
my fans are not like hot girls.
My fans are like fat dudes with like Dorito powder all over their shirts, and like, those
are the people who approach me, and my girlfriend's cool if I sleep with those guys.
Oh, okay, all right, well that's very, very nice of her.
Exactly.
We have a few more surprises, I'm sure.
I hope so.
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What's this?
That's so wicked.
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That's Seth Rogen.
It opens tomorrow. Seth Rogen is with us.
And look at this. You're with the police now, I guess, huh?
We actually use these same visual effects in the movies.
It's impressive that it holds up so well.
I have working headlights and yours are just really just...
You guys kind of ran out of money somewhere between here and there.
Well, I am the host of the show, so I got the better car.
Exactly. You get the big budget car.
For those who don't know, tell us about the Greenhorns.
Greenhorns is one of the first superheroes ever, right?
It is. He was invented in the 1930s as a radio show originally
and then it was movie serials in the 40s
and then in the 60s it was a TV show and Bruce Lee was on it,
which is the reason...
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So the original Cato is the Cato from the Green Hornet,
not the Cato from the Pink Panther.
No, the Pink Panther is actually like a ripoff of the Green Hornet.
Oh my goodness.
Green Hornet, Pink Panther.
If I could sue someone, I would, but I think everyone has been dead
for a hundred years who has anything to do with that.
Who does own the rights to the Green Hornet?
Well, actually the family is still around, the Trindle family,
and you know, we were kind of horrified to meet them
because we thought they would hate us for making their, you know,
their legacy into a comedy that I'm in.
So they actually came to set and I was just so apologetic.
I'm like, I'm sorry, it's me and it's not someone cooler than me.
Brad Pitt was unavailable. I'm sorry about that.
And they were really nice actually and they were like, you know,
we're really happy that it's finally getting made into a movie.
And, you know, we're really happy that you kept it like the original show
and the Green Hornet and Cato don't kill anybody.
And we were literally standing on the set about to shoot a scene
where I squished like 50 people with my car.
And we were just like, yeah, thank you so much.
You know, we couldn't do that.
We were like, get these people off the set.
We're about to murder people.
What the hell is happening right now?
With their grandpa's character.
Exactly.
You know, I want to pay no attention to the man behind me.
I will just ignore it.
I wanted to mention that Cameron Diaz was here and she said that
between you, who are Canadian, and Michelle, who's from France,
and Jay Chow, who's from Taiwan,
that she could not understand anything that was being said on the set.
No, I don't speak English very well at all, as most people probably have seen.
Gondry is maybe the most indecipherable human being ever to live.
Christoph Waltz has a thick accent.
Oh yeah, Christoph Waltz.
None of us really knew what the hell was happening.
We made a whole movie with this guy, which is pretty unbelievable.
I want to explain how the scene was created.
So here you have Seth Ragan.
And that's Ivan Goldberg, the writing partner.
So they're always together.
Then you have a bombshell, which is Cameron Diaz.
I'm glad that's not said.
Then you have a big studio, Sony Pictures.
They have money, that's good.
Then you have a producer, Neil Moritz, who makes all those movies,
Fast and Furious, who makes the car look like Speedos.
So that's Neil Moritz.
And then you have a French director.
Do you want to tackle that?
I would like to tackle that. I can wear that, actually.
A French director.
That's you.
Oh, that's you.
It actually does look like you.
Nice.
And a Taiwanese disco superstar.
That's Jay Chow.
That's Jay Chow.
That's Jay Chow.
So you take all that, put it together, and then you go to...
You know what? Now I understand.
Now you get it, see?
Oh, you know what?
It was all very confusing until you explained that.
I'm sorry, I have to keep directing the show.
Okay, thank you, Michel.
Michel Gondry, everyone. Seth Ragan, thank you for being on it.
It opens tomorrow, and we're right back with Elle Fanning.
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While most girls her age are hanging Justin Bieber posters and shoplifting lip balm, our
next guest is appearing in her thirteenth movie, the critically acclaimed Somewhere
directed by Sofia Coppola is in Select Cities.
Now please say hello to Elle Fanning.
Sorry we didn't have a giant version of your head up here.
That was hilarious.
When you're a twelve year old movie star, how does, like, when your parents tell you
to clean your room, do you hire someone to do that for you?
Another kid?
No, I still have to clean my room and make up my bed.
You do?
Yeah.
I'm pretty good about it though, because I don't really like things that messy.
I'm sort of a perfectionist.
You do?
Okay.
All right.
So you got a little OCD that takes care of that.
Yeah.
Are you allowed to spend your money, the money that you make from movies?
Well, I sort of, I don't really get an allowance or anything, but I just got the iPhone 4.
Uh huh.
So that's really cool.
I had the iPhone 3G before.
Right.
And that one's no good once the 4 comes out.
I know.
Then it's like old news.
You have to throw it away.
It's vintage now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I accidentally, I dropped it in the pool, the 3G one.
Oh, accidentally?
Yeah.
It was totally accidental.
Uh huh.
And my sister thinks I dropped it in the pool because I wanted to get the iPhone 4, but that's
so not true.
It isn't true?
It's not true at all.
I have to clear that up.
Then subconsciously it accidentally fell in the pool.
Your hand said, ew, it's so old, and then threw it into the pool?
It's so not true.
It's so not true.
Yes.
And then, but it was weird because it was like a day before the iPhone 4 came out, so
bad timing.
Oh, what a coincidence.
Yeah.
And good timing also.
Good timing as well, yeah.
On top of that.
My sister, Dakota Fanning, actually was here.
And in fact, I think when she was here, she was just about or trying to get her driver's
license.
Did she get her driver's license?
She didn't.
Sadly, no.
She has her permit now, but she's supposed to get her driver's license soon, but I've
never seen her drive.
I'm a little scared to get in the car with her.
Oh, you haven't?
Yeah.
Because I would be excited because you guys could go to the mall or wherever kids like
to go.
I know.
I'm sort of looking forward to it because she can drive me to school and stuff, but
at the same time-
You enjoy being alive and all that?
Yeah, yeah.
I sort of want my life.
Yeah, yeah.
It's always good to have a life.
Yeah, yeah.
My parents always said that.
Do you go to a regular school or do you have one of these onset schooling things?
No, I go to a regular school.
I just started seventh grade.
You did?
Yeah, you move up and I'm in middle school now.
Ideally, yeah, you move up.
Yeah.
So you're going to a new school now?
Well, no, it's the same school because it's kindergarten through 12th.
Oh, it is.
Yeah.
Do you like that?
You have to be there with the little kids in the same school?
I know, but it's in a different section, like there's elementary and then there's middle
school and then high school.
Then there's the cool section.
Right.
Now you're in the cool section.
Yeah.
I got a locker now.
You have a locker.
That's good.
Yeah.
That's a huge deal.
Yeah, it's good because, you know, for some reason, like my kids have, their books are,
they have like a wheelbarrow full of books that they have to carry around.
Me too.
Me too.
I have, I can't open my locker.
I'm not good at it.
I don't get it.
I mean, I remember my combination, but it's like, I have one that's messed up.
It's like stuck all the time.
So I have to, I don't put my bags in the locker.
I don't put my books in the locker.
I put it in this humongous bag that I have and I just carry it around.
And you carry everything around.
And I know it makes fun of me because it's so heavy and they're like, here's just put
it in the locker.
And then I have to confess that I can't open my locker.
We're going to have like a generation of hunchbacks in about 60 years from these kids carrying
all these books around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you should get, try to get that locker open.
Maybe the green hornet could punch it open for you.
Yeah, that'd be perfect.
And do you, now, how do you work school with, like, are you working on a movie right now?
Yeah, I'm doing a movie called We Bought a Zoo right now.
And I'm doing rehearsals for that.
Are there animals in the movie?
Yes.
I just met the monkey.
You did?
Yeah.
It's like.
Where'd you meet them?
I know.
We went to the set where the zoo is and then there's the monkey, Crystal.
And she was in like a pink jumpsuit with like a little Crystal tiara on it.
Really?
Yeah.
She's like a person.
Really?
Yeah.
She was, she was sitting on my shoulders and she does this thing where the trainer that
trains her gives her, like, all this type of food and, like, it doesn't even matter.
She was chewing gum one day.
Really?
Yeah.
And then there's this trick where the trainer goes like this to the monkey and then it starts
hitting you on the head.
Why would you ever do that?
I know.
And then the trainer gets faster and faster and then a monkey starts hitting you faster.
Did the monkey hit you on the head?
Yeah, it did.
Have you had that with any other co-stars?
No.
Not yet.
No?
You haven't.
Oh, I'd love to know.
Do you have any pets?
I do.
I have a horse, a dog and a goldfish.
Really?
Those are all in your bedroom.
It's amazing.
You keep it so clean.
You have a horse, a dog and a goldfish.
Yeah.
How long have you had the goldfish?
Um, I had it for about three years.
Which is amazing.
That's the world goldfish record.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you sure your parents aren't switching goldfish out while you're at work, while you're
meeting monkeys and what not?
Right.
Mine is pretty unique though.
It was a party favor from this, this party.
Really? Yeah, which is so weird. I went to this girl's birthday and she had this humongous
tank of all these goldfish and they were all, of course, like the orange color that you
always think of. Yeah, gold.
Right. But then they scooped the goldfish out for me and mine is see-through. Like you
can see through it, like the veins and stuff. It's not gold.
You have an invisible goldfish? That's way better than a monkey. I mean, so you can just
barely see it when it's in there? Well, yeah. I mean, you can see it, but it's
like fluorescent. Oh, really? Oh, that's pretty cool.
Her name's Angel Wings. Oh, Angel Wings. Oh, that's nice. Angel Wings.
Yeah, I'm like the only one who really cares about the fish.
In the world? Well, no, no, like in my family.
Oh, in your family? Oh, they don't care about Angel Wings, the invisible goldfish?
My dad calls her the fish. Oh, your dad calls her the fish?
Yeah, like just the fish. And I'm like, no, it's Angel Wings.
You can't just call them the fish. I know. And then we had this one goldfish named
Flounder, but I wasn't alive when they had it, like my sister was really young.
And now Flounder's not alive either? Flounder's not alive.
Now this movie, I know you're getting great reviews in the movie. You made it with Sofia
Coppola and that had to be a very exciting thing for you.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Did you know, like it's a rated R movie. Are you even allowed to see the movie?
Well, I did see the movie. Oh, you did?
Yeah. But it sort of depends, I guess, because I've read the script and I sort of know the
story. So I was okay for this one.
Yeah, right. Yeah, so it was okay?
Yeah, but when... Have there been movies that you haven't
been able to see? Yeah, when I was about like five or six,
I did this movie called Door on the Floor, and when I was five, I definitely couldn't
see it. Yeah. Have you seen it since then?
No. You haven't?
Mm-mm. Oh, well, that'll be a nice Halloween treat
for you and Angel Wings. Yeah.
Well, the movie... Oh, no, here we go. There's something going on over here. Yeah, Michel,
what is that you have? It's a magic mirror.
It is a magic mirror. And what is... Wow, look at this.
Wow. I don't know if you can see what's going
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