Welcome to the World Wide Web TV. Welcome to the World Wide Web TV. Welcome to the World Wide Web TV. It's so lovely. It's Valentine's Day, and we did a Valentine's Day TV special. We got to wear hearts and lights. And I got to play cupid and shoot redness full of arrows. Ha-ha! Ha! What's that? They're roses! I bet they're a Valentine's Day gift. I bet they're for me. I bet some great filthy rich hunky boy sent them to me. Ah! Dream on, fur-face. Only a blind warthog would send you a valentine. Ah! They're for me! What? They can't be. They're mindy here. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! Mixy, me love you. Come for me in Studio Four O'Clock, Secret Admire. I've got a Secret Admire! Hey, guys, isn't that romantic? I wonder where my Secret Admire is. Mixy, I am yours. I come to you. Ooh! I wonder who he could be. Ah! Ah! Ah! Julian? This calls for a romantic dinner for two. Now, you two lovebirds, I've organised this special table for you. Mixy, you are a very beautiful bunny. Really? Really? Julian? Don't spill any, Desa. Spaghetti's such messy stuff. No! Ah! Darren, look what you've done. How could you? Oh, Julio, never like me now! Ah! Julian! Ah, Mixy, Mixy the Azul Celeste. He said the spaghetti makes you look like Madonna with wet hair. Did he say that? Darren, you speak Spanish! I do? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro! Lucio, Fulci, to' amporto, Lenzi, la cerveza mas fina, sonia braga la la la. I wish I knew what he was saying. This is a word of chance, Master Sportia. Mixy, Mixy, Mixy. Ah, the quack at the bit, sorry. He said Mixy, Mixy, Mixy. Oh. Desa, where did you learn to speak Spanish? Also a Spanish movie, Redis. How did you know it was Spanish? I couldn't understand what they were saying. Give me a guy like Rainer. Ah, you're as ugly as a bucket of compost. You're a magic butt to it, big head, leggity, whoosh! Julian loves me, don't you, Julian? Si. Si. There you are, Julian. Julian! Ah, ah, ah, ah. He's mine, he sent me a valent... A valent... He must have sent a valentine to every girl here. You shipped me. Come here, Julian. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm running away, I'm running away. Ah, ah, ah, ah. I thought he was really truly my boyfriend. Oh, come on, Mitzi, don't cry. I'm never going to fall in love again, never, ever, ever. Ah, don't give me that care-a-press. You're such a hopeless little suck. You'd fall for the first bloke to walk through that door. I would not. Flowers. For me. For me. For me. I've got an admirer. Oh, romance, love, happiness. Ah. Oh, give me a break. Rodney. Rodney? Ah! Ooh. La, la, la.