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Good afternoon and welcome to this, the 26th Olympiad.
The very first year that the Olympics have been telecast by Feral TV.
Our satellite dish is all ready to receive the Olympic Games pictures.
Isn't this exciting, Redders?
You said it, Catcats. I mean, Modigliana.
Ready, begin.
Thanks for the satellite dish. Let's cross live to the opening ceremony.
And...now.
The satellite dish! She's missing! Look! Look!
Oh, no!
We're leaving right back after this short commercial break.
Where's the satellite dish?
We can't show the Olympics without it.
No.
What are we going to do?
You Feral's will have to...
What?
Fake the Olympics until we get the satellite dish back.
Fake the Olympics?
Signor Durbray, you needed in studio.
I'm practising my cooking.
Please, Signor Bonhedy, emergency.
Welcome back, viewers.
We have those minor technical problems sorted out
and we're now going to cross live to the Olympics.
So it's over to our expert commentator, Keith.
Right. Thank you, Redders.
Well, I suppose we better cross to the opening ceremony.
And here's a very impressive display put on by the Feral.
I mean, hundreds of thousands of school children from up above.
This is incredible, folks. I love this sort of stuff.
What a thrill!
Looks like it's time for the match past.
We're all competing countries. Fly their flags high and proud.
And here come the Australians, too.
Looks like they're really very...
Here we go. We got this. It's the German team.
Here they come. Here we go.
Here we go. And here come the Spanish.
Hola. Hola, papa.
And now it's the Japanese team.
By rightly by Jenga, they're simply moving too fast at the moment.
It looks like the end of a very impressive opening ceremony.
What now? You found the satellite yet?
No, but you're still on air, idiot.
Oh, ah, like, crocky.
Sorry, viewers, um, well, I guess we better check out
some of the exciting sporting events happening here at the Olympic Games.
First of all, the javelin throwing.
Javelin? Who thought they said javeline?
Oh, well.
One, two, one, two.
Ah!
Oops.
Well, wasn't that exciting?
Oh, time for the gymnastics.
Ah. Ah.
So, Freulein Mixle.
I can't see. It's the new gymnastics.
But you never swing into the tights.
Whoa!
Whoa!
It'll be interesting to see what the judges think of that jump.
Oh, a contestant from Germany certainly didn't seem too happy with those scores.
Now, let's cross to the weightlifting.
Things are very tense here at the weightlifting arena.
Here's the only female lifter in today's competition,
Mori-chan from Japan.
Whoa!
Ah!
Ah!
Reckon she must have been a sumo wrestler by the look of her.
Ah!
And that's all from the weightlifting.
What?
Thank you very much, Rattus. And now let's cross to the closing ceremony.
See you.
Oh, I wonder what happened to the satellite dish.
Oh, it doesn't matter now.
Our pretend Olympics worked really well.
Yeah.
Some people believe everything they see on TV.
He-he-he.
Hi, guys. Dinner's ready.
On your desi.
That's our satellite dish!
You idiot!
Ah!
My satellite dish was a work.
Ah!
Save some of him for me!
Ah!
Save some of him for me!
Ah!