Daddy came barging in on me!
Alright you bunch of dorks, I'm getting my own TV show and I want ideas.
You?
Show up!
I want ideas from everyone.
And I want them in five minutes.
In five minutes?
How are we supposed to think of a TV show for that loser?
He's a no talent, stupid, boring dork.
So what kind of show would you give a no talent, stupid, boring dork?
How about his own quiz show?
Good day and welcome to You're a Loser.
You know the rules, I ask a question and the contestant answers.
If they get it wrong then they have to eat a huge bucket of boiled cabbage.
Contestant number one, any questions before we start?
Yeah, what do you play with a wombat?
Err, aren't supposed to ask a question.
Wom, you play wom with a wombat.
Just like you play cricket with a cricket bat.
Get it?
Bad luck to you.
And now you get to crunch that cabbage.
Oh no.
Let's do this toad what we want to see.
Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.
Ha ha ha.
Kerry's own quiz show, eh?
Not a bad idea, cat cats.
But I've got a better one.
Give Kerry his own gourmet cooking show.
Bonjour and welcome to Kez's kitchen.
Now for a real gourmet meal you can't go past something French.
Ta da, frog's legs.
And if you don't like his legs you can always try the rest of it.
Ah, ah.
Frog's legs.
Hey guys, I've had a great idea for Kerry's show.
Oh as if, bone brain.
I'm listening, Darren. What's your idea?
Will.
G'day and welcome to Kerry's world of fishing.
Tonight we're going to teach you all about shark fishing.
The good thing about fishing for sharks is you don't have to have special bait.
Sharks aren't fussy, they'll eat anything.
Ready?
Ready.
Watch how your old mate Kazza does it.
What's so funny you dorks?
Oh Reddus wants to do a cooking show where he cuts your legs off and eats them.
Don't listen to him, Kazza.
He had you a shark bait in your own fishing show.
I tried to stop him.
Ha, fungus face here stuffed your head in a bucket of boiled cabbage.
But it was all done in such good taste.
Listen you drop kicks, I told you I wanted great ideas on my TV show.
I want them now.
What about a nature program?
What sort of nature program?
Insects. Do something on insects.
Cockroaches?
I hate cockroaches.
Worms?
No, I hate worms.
Slugs?
Yeah, slugs are fun.
Nice suggestion, sugar puss.
But I've got something better in mind.
Quick pour on that honey on us, pea brain.
We're only joking Kazza.
Why are we covered in honey?
Because you're all in a sticky situation.
Put a sock in it, feralts.
G'day and welcome to Kerry's World of Insects.
And today we have a special treat for all you viewers for the sweet tooth.
We'll be taking a close up look at the feeding habits of the wild land.
Eggs?
Shake that jar up Rodney, but be careful.
They bite.
It's the great Australian bite.
Yes.
Get us out.
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