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We are the kings of the Earth Patrol And we will fight to protect our land
Look around you, what do you see? The time for action is now ahead
Defense of the town, you're a mastermind Or do you take the birds from the trees?
And disturb the creation of Mother Nature You're a threat to her while I'm born to be free
We are the kings of the Earth Patrol And we will fight to protect our land
Hey!
Are you Sir David?
Look ahead at that old launch
I don't believe it
He's not allowed to do that, is he?
He sure isn't
Professor Plumb!
Mother!
I wasn't asleep until I was awake with my eyes closed
I've got all my notes written on the inside of my eyelid, you see
It's a group of kids on a ferry called Earth Patrol
Patrol!
Oh, here!
Oh, hi there! I am the captain of this fine ocean-grain liner
What is your business?
It's against the laws that I'm trashing the river
Gaff, what have you been doing? Have you been polluting the river again?
But you said...
Silence when you speak to me!
I told him to put all the garbage on the tip
But he's like the electricity supply here, he's not very bright
They've still got to be getting up to the tip now, all right?
Raise the anchor, Gaff!
But you said...
I said raise the anchor, Gaff!
Oh, stop
We are eternally grateful to you all
Pollution is our business
Yes, I'm sure
What?
What? Trouty creeps!
See?
Who do they think they are?
They're doing my business like that?
Earth Patrol indeed
How did they find out about us, Professor?
Well, you nana, if you will empty it into the river under their noses, of course they'll find out
Right, well now their noses have gone, empty it in the river
But you promised we'd dump the trash at the tip
Look, just drop it in the river and that floats it down to the greatest tip of all, the ocean
Now that's what you call using your nut
Brilliant, Professor, brilliant
Yes, of course it's brilliant
I mean, garbology is a science like any other garbology
And you're a master of it, Professor
Yes, it's my life
It's my life, you see
I mean, I've worked for it all my life
I mean, you don't become a big thing in pollution, a big thing in pollution overnight
No, I had to get my hands dirty
But I did it, and I did it
My way
You did it, Professor
You worked your way to the top of the scruppy
Yes, makes me look taller
Hi there, Captain Brent
Hi there, Wally lad
Hello, Brenda
Come on, Cass
Are you going to sing us a song today?
Oh, we'll see, lassie, we'll see
All ashore for the sanctuary
All ashore is coming ashore
Forward now, forward, forward, one more, one more
Forward again, forward, forward as you are
Forward, forward, that way, that way
Get it down, now
You see some string hanging down
Professor Plumb
This must be the warning
Are you Professor Plumb?
Who wants to know?
Mr Alexander Hungerford
Behind you with the millionaire
Mr Hungerford is down below
He's expecting you
I must get aboard right away
Up you go, Professor Plumb
I know how to do it, don't worry, I know
I'll give you a hand
No, no, I know
What a terrible filthy river to fall into
I think he'll walk on it
It's not poppy cured
I'm Professor Lucius Eustace Plumb
How do you do, sir?
My dear Professor Plumb
I'm delighted you could call in
At whatever has happened to you
I don't bother to explain
Tell me, have you found out what I want to know?
Yes, several boatloads of tourists have gone to the place already
And there should be a large number of people there
Splendid, splendid, yes
Yes, the Queensland hairy-nosed wombat
From Claremont, you know, very rare, very rare indeed these days
Very few of them left alive
I want one
Ah, to pack
To pack? To sell?
To sell, to sell
Tell me, what would they be like to pack?
Well, let me put it like this
I don't know
I've already got a buyer
A buyer?
Ah, from overseas
Naturally
Naturally from overseas
And he's going to pay you a fortune for it
Well, of course
Let us just say that you will be well taken care of, Professor Sherry
Professor Plunk
Claremont is a long, long way away
So I'll have a lot of expenses
There's my hotel room, one dollar twelve, alcohol, three hundred and ninety-six dollars
You will not be going to Claremont
So
Fortunately, there's a hairy-nosed wombat here in the local animal sanctuary
Ah, and you want me to pinch the little fellow in front of all those people?
Oh, no, no, not pinch, my dear professor
That would be stealing
Let us say, borrow
All right, let me say it
Borrow
I'm sure that you'll find a way
Remember, the best crimes are always committed before a large audience
No
Then settle them
Here are your instructions
You will bring me a hairy-nosed wombat
I will see that you're awarded handsomely
Yes
Don't bother to thank me, my dear professor
For you almost anything
Goodbye, Professor Plunk, goodbye
Goodbye
Must get a gangplank
Yes, you must
This little creature's just like me, the last of a dying breed
He's a Queensland hairy-nosed wombat
A bear, it's a little bear
It's not a bear, it's a marsupial, a mammal with a pouch for the young
It feeds its babies on milk and keeps them in its pocket like a kangaroo
Funny thing about wombats though is that the pouch is upside down, it sort of opens backwards
An upside down pocket?
Yes, it helps to keep her pouch clean when she's burrowing underground
Best little digger in the world, the wombat
Why, he called that nothing like a bear
He's not a bat, he's a wombat
Out in the forest late one night
I came upon a remarkable sight
A thick-set chap with a hairy nose
Curled up nails at the end of his toes
And I thought to myself it's one of those
But I wasn't too sure of that
He lumbered along with a rolling gate
And I called out, oi, will you hang on mate?
I said, could you tell me who you are?
He gave me a look, picky liar
And said to me, you won't go far
If you can't see, I'm a bat
A bat?
That's right, what's wrong with that?
But I'm not a bat that flies in the air
I don't fly anywhere
I'm not an ordinary bat
I'm a wombat
Right, there we are
I tell you, nobody will recognise us from this here
These disguises are foolproof, I tell you, foolproof
What if we don't meet any fools, Professor?
Don't worry, the country's swarming with them, I tell you
I'm having trouble with this pram
Good heavens, blast, there's the Earth Patrol ferry
What are we going to do, Professor?
We'll go ahead and steal it
Steal the ferry?
Steal the hairy-nosed Queensland wombat, you nana!
Do you think we should really steal the wombat, Professor?
It's almost extinct
Look, we don't hurry up
It'll be extinct by the time we get there
Bring that wombat cage with you, hurry!
I want you to know I'm not doing this for money
Don't worry, I'm not giving you any
This way, go on
Don't worry, then
There
Which one?
That one
Thank you
Excuse me
Do you know the bite of the wombat out?
I didn't ask you, you idiots
I don't understand a word they say, not a word
What the hell are you doing?
I'm educating my arrangement
I'm sorry, Professor
Come on, push, push, push
Daddy, don't injure him
I'm going to jump on him, Professor
Don't do that, you idiot
I've broken my shoe
We'll jump with one leg then
I can't jump with it, there's a nail stuck in my foot, Professor
Just a minute
I've missed him
Wombat, wombat, wombat
On the other way
Don't you know any?
Push, push, push
I see him, I see him
Hey, stay there, wombat
I've got him cornered, Professor
I've got him cornered
I've got him, Professor
I know, I can see that
Get him in the...
He's in
That's fine, right
I've got him
Guns don't sneeze
Got you, come on, come on out of there
So, so
Spying on Professor Plum, eh?
What's the meaning of this?
I just will...
I just will-er
She's speaking in code
But she'll never break me
Because didn't she know that we are on secret government research?
Looks like you're just a couple of animal thieves to me
Hey, hey, hey, you can't speak to the Professor like that
Why not, everybody else does
It's no good, she knows all about it
We'll have to take her with us
Plan B, turning night into day, the secret growth bag
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Right, now then, a word out of you
And I'll eat that little hairy-nosed wombat of yours
You wouldn't hurt a poor little wombat
Oh, wouldn't I?
I tell you, wombat and chips, take away Chinese wombat, wombat and sausages
Keep going
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Fine, act normal now
Keep your cool
Look out
Look out, something escaped from one of the cages
Oh, lovely day, sir
Is it?
Beautiful
Is it?
So good for the little ones
Is it a girl or a boy?
It's a girl
A little girl
Oh, how sweet
I don't know
How sweet, a little girl
What's its name?
Charlotte
Oh, Charlotte Mary
Oh, how lovely, how sweet
May I have a look?
Let me have a look at the little darling
Ah!
It's a good job the wombat didn't see her
He never lived through it
Come on, everybody
Back the other way, quickly
Come on
See, that was a perfect wombat race
It was her second in tebby
Hurry then
Hurry
I'll help you out
Come on
Oh, I've got to throw the X-butt
Oh, yes
Come on
You step on the wombat, you fools
Don't step on the wombat
Give it up, give it up
Put it in the icebox
Put the wombat in the icebox
You piece of fish
Now, in you go, go
You go in there
Keep quiet, understand?
Try that hat thing
There's a hat in there
Now then, I'll just go out here
I've got it, I've got it
Ah!
I've got it, look here, another one of them
Oh!
Keep new
Get inside, get inside there
Ha ha ha
We've missed it, that's the first
There we are
Let us go, you fools
We didn't mean to be hard, he can't do this to us
Well, we are doing it, aren't we?
In there, you savage little
Ah!
She's jumping like Tootsie
I'll never dance less self-eat again
Sir, have you right, you big boy?
Hey, hey, hey, mind your manners, girl
That's no way to speak to the professor
Professor?
He's not a real professor
Not a real professor, how dare you
Me not a real professor indeed, let me tell you
I have several degrees from several universities
My work is known throughout the
Ow!
My work is known throughout the world
Even further, ow!
Yeah, everyone knows your work all right
Crashing, jumping and animal pinching
You're just a possum pincher
Get in there
Get in there, get in there
Get in there, get in there, go
Look, we can't stay dressed like this
People will say we're in love
Ow!
We've lost them
Or they've lost us
Full speed ahead
Aye aye, sir
All the blanchons
Spread the blame
Aye aye, sir
Heal the natural
And lull the aborted
Aye aye, sir
All the blanchons
Spread the blame
Thanks a lot, Lolly
Thanks for what?
Cassie, thanks for rescuing me
I'll see you
Later, Cassie, anyway
I haven't finished yet
You can't squeeze through there
Have you got a better idea?
Yeah
I thought we could cut that road part and
put the bits out the porthole
You know, make a trail
No, no, see little pieces of rub
It's a paint for me, Lola
Maybe
Here, you cut and I'll dip them in the paint
Well, we'll suppose we'll try
There's nothing on the horizon
I guess we must have lost them
This old tub is just too slow
Well, we'll just have to keep going and hope we can find them
Ah!
There's the place guard
St. Helena's Island
It's a lonely looking place, Professor
Yes, yes, it used to be a
prison for convicts in the early days
You see that
crumbling ruin on top of the hill?
Yeah, I see it
The place where you put the kids and the wombat
Oh
Then what?
Then what, you soppy nana?
Mr. Hungerford will send a ship to take the wombat away
Oh
Young
Young and lovely
Why was I born to be
Young and
Ah, now then
Listen, you children
Listen, now then
When you get ashore
You behave yourselves
And you'll come to no harm, understand?
Where are we going?
Where are you taking us?
Well, don't you
St. Helena's Island
And it's haunted
I got that one back you too, hurry up
Come on now, come on
I'll just finish this
I'll just finish this, how you doing?
Hey, cheetah kiddin'
You know what place back there?
What?
Yellow Rock in water, look, look
Yellow rocks
There's one, look
There are pictures of rocks everywhere
There's one, look
They must be leading towards
Today's island
Look, they're all over the place, they must be in the best place
Oh, and the yellow rocks
After them, David, full speed ahead
Come on, David
Come on, don't be a hound
Come on, it's all nice business now
Hurry up
I'm trying, Professor
You're very trying, if you must have
Well, it is heavy
It's supposed to be
Very rare
It's worth a fortune, then
Come on now
Come on, come on
Come on now
Come on, this way
This way
These cells have been damaged
They're not going to be able to breathe
It's a dead end
They're going to die
We have to be quick
These cells were built a hundred years ago.
Not one can be described from it.
Not one?
Not one.
Now remember that.
They do say the place is haunted.
Don't move on you. Come on, get on.
Go on.
You wait, I'm going to tell my mother that you...
What, shut up or I'll put an ant in your knickers.
I tell you this place is haunted by convicts.
Their eyeballs rattling in their empty sockets.
Their mouths gushing with blood.
Yes, and they have no pity.
No pity!
Like me, I've got no pity.
Come on kids, get in there.
Go on inside, go on.
Go on.
Get in there.
Yes, it's nice and cold in here.
God, it's the convict mob.
That's where they laid out all those nice cold bodies.
Don't do that.
Anyhow, you didn't frighten me.
It was just the weight of your hand on my shoulder.
What about the wombat, Professor?
He's got bad breath.
Well, I'll put him in here as well.
All right, honey.
All right.
All done.
Which way now?
Maybe that island.
Or that one.
But which one?
Just sail in between them for a while and we'll keep a sharp lookout.
Well, you can't squeeze through here.
That leaves down.
Let's try digging a tunnel.
But the grounds is house of bricks.
Well, we can at least try.
Try and squeeze through here.
He must think he's trying to help us.
Look, he's as strong as a bulldozer.
Beautiful.
Yes, Professor.
We could build a dump right across there.
We could put the furnaces over there.
Yes.
And we could chop all these trees down to feed the furnace.
You mean burn them up?
Yes, get rid of them.
Yes.
Right, let's go back and see if the wombat's eaten the children.
All right.
Gypsy am I, so fun living by.
I travel the world.
Stop that!
Don't pull my trousers!
Never I tuck my trousers.
I'm a thing shaking in the divide.
I can't throw them in the pour.
We'll get it all organized eventually and we'll go away from this place a million heads.
Now then, I'd better knock.
That is drastic. What a digger.
Quick, come on.
What?
You count the children and I'll count the wombat.
No!
None!
None again!
What?
How?
They've stolen our wombat.
What?
How?
They've stolen our wombat.
Hello.
It's for you.
Hello.
Yes.
Sir, my men have arrived at the jetty to collect my order.
I trust that everything has been arranged.
I'm sorry, they have stolen the thing that you want.
They stole it?
My order?
Who stole it?
Some children from the thing called the Earth Patrol.
Earth Patrol?
Some kids?
Oh, brilliant, brilliant professor, brilliant.
Oh, thank you.
We did our best.
Best?
Well, never mind.
The beast's on an island.
They can't get away.
I'll send my men ashore to help you.
Yes, yes.
Professor, I want my wombat back.
Don't worry, you can rely on us.
Right.
After them, sir.
They've gone.
Again?
That's a second time today.
Quick, after them.
After them.
Did they see us?
No, I don't think so.
Where's the wombat?
I don't know.
He's probably hiding somewhere.
We'll be safe here for a while.
Let's have a rest.
Great, stone washing.
Oh, that's better.
Gotcha!
Earth Patrol's looking for us, and if you don't let us go, you'll be in big trouble.
Professor Plum knows how to deal with Earth Patrol.
Professor Plum?
Why do you work for Professor Plum anyway?
All you do is steal animals and dump trash.
I don't have to.
I could be famous, you know.
Famous?
What can you do?
Magic.
Magic?
Magic makes trash disappear.
I'll make you disappear in a minute.
I mean real magic, like on a stage.
On a stage?
Yep.
Garth the Great, that's me.
You can't really do magic.
Yes, I can.
Ah, booey.
Prove it.
All right, then.
You watch the lion.
Right, I'm going to help.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
He's not there.
Ha ha.
Look, he's behind my hand.
Ha ha ha.
There.
I can do that sort of thing.
Do something harder.
Something harder?
Oh, well, uh, oh, I know, yeah.
Ah, da da da, da da da.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Garth the Great will perform his world-famous Indian rope trick.
But before I do, I need the assistance of someone from the audience.
But, but, but...
Me, I'll volunteer to help, Garth the Great.
But first you have to undo the rope.
Well, well, just for a minute, then, all right.
Ha ha.
Right, step this way, young lady.
The first thing you have to do is to do the rope.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
The first thing you have to do is to see if there is anything in Garth the Great's hands.
No, nothing in Garth the Great's hands.
There is nothing in Garth the Great's hands, ladies and gentlemen.
And now you have to see if there's anything in Garth the Great's sleeve.
No, nothing in Garth the Great's sleeve.
Thank you very much, young lady.
There is nothing in Garth the Great's sleeve.
Now, Garth the Great will do his great Indian rope trick with his short piece of rope, which
we have to tie the ends together with.
Ha ha ha.
Hey, hey, hey.
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Let me go, you little brats.
Hey, hey.
Professor.
Cassie, look.
Look, the fairy.
Here.
Over here.
Here, here.
Oh no, it's running right past the little deers!
Hey, over here!
Where are we? Over here, we're here!
We'll have to send a message or something.
Sure, I'll just find them up.
Empty your pockets out, Wally.
Hey?
Just empty your pockets out.
Oh.
Hmm, not much here.
Hey, some chocolate.
Hey, I was just saving it for later.
Well, it's later now.
It looks just like a mirror.
Try and pass a signal to the boat.
OK, but it won't work.
Hey, there's something strange over there!
Anishinamiko!
Everybody's getting further away!
Ha ha ha!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Yes? Hello? What?
Hangarbert, Spain. We're on the island.
Oh, good. Mr. Hangarbert said you'd be here to help us.
Now, it's action strawberry jam.
Spread out over the island. Don't let them escape!
Ah!
No! Hello! Hi! Operator!
Listen, they're in the ruins!
Head for the ruins, quick!
Don't let them get away! The ruins!
They're coming! Erpataw's on the way!
And so's Professor Plum.
And there's some more of his men!
Come on, you two!
You can't fool us with that disguise!
I know you are!
They're goats, Professor! Goats!
There! There they are!
There's the children! Follow them! After them!
Action!
Cassie! Wally!
Look!
In there, quick!
Oh, there they are.
There they are.
Oh, look, look, look.
Hey, hey, hey, watch out.
Hey, don't you do that.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh.
Stoker.
I can't go any further.
I'm tired out with, um,
with exhaustion.
I'm tired out.
With, um, with exhaustion.
What about the wombat, Professor?
He's not tired.
You carried him half the way, didn't you?
Ah!
Good heavens!
That Earth Patrol, they've captured our friends.
What are we going to do?
They've overwhelmed them.
That's good, sir. That everything is there.
They've stolen our dinghy as well.
Kerr, we can't, we live on it.
There are too many of them for us.
We'll have to escape.
We'll have to swim to the boat.
Follow me now.
We'll have to swim for it.
The sea's that way, Professor.
No, you've got to change behind here.
Change into what?
Change into swimmers.
Where's the woman's name?
I can't see them.
Well, they seem to disappear.
They're all right.
Yeah.
And look, we rescued the Queen's Anne Harry Knight Humpback.
Oh!
Don't swim now.
You have to wait till you get wet.
We are the Kings of the Earth Patrol.
And we will track you down, down, down.
We are the Kings of the Earth Patrol.
And we will track you down till you get wet.
Till the day you are dead.