Sh ๊ทธ๋ž˜๋„ We are the kings of the Earth Patrol And we will fight to protect our land Look around you, what do you see? The time for action is now ahead Defense of the town, you're a mastermind Or do you take the birds from the trees? And disturb the creation of Mother Nature You're a threat to her while I'm born to be free We are the kings of the Earth Patrol And we will fight to protect our land Hey! Are you Sir David? Look ahead at that old launch I don't believe it He's not allowed to do that, is he? He sure isn't Professor Plumb! Mother! I wasn't asleep until I was awake with my eyes closed I've got all my notes written on the inside of my eyelid, you see It's a group of kids on a ferry called Earth Patrol Patrol! Oh, here! Oh, hi there! I am the captain of this fine ocean-grain liner What is your business? It's against the laws that I'm trashing the river Gaff, what have you been doing? Have you been polluting the river again? But you said... Silence when you speak to me! I told him to put all the garbage on the tip But he's like the electricity supply here, he's not very bright They've still got to be getting up to the tip now, all right? Raise the anchor, Gaff! But you said... I said raise the anchor, Gaff! Oh, stop We are eternally grateful to you all Pollution is our business Yes, I'm sure What? What? Trouty creeps! See? Who do they think they are? They're doing my business like that? Earth Patrol indeed How did they find out about us, Professor? Well, you nana, if you will empty it into the river under their noses, of course they'll find out Right, well now their noses have gone, empty it in the river But you promised we'd dump the trash at the tip Look, just drop it in the river and that floats it down to the greatest tip of all, the ocean Now that's what you call using your nut Brilliant, Professor, brilliant Yes, of course it's brilliant I mean, garbology is a science like any other garbology And you're a master of it, Professor Yes, it's my life It's my life, you see I mean, I've worked for it all my life I mean, you don't become a big thing in pollution, a big thing in pollution overnight No, I had to get my hands dirty But I did it, and I did it My way You did it, Professor You worked your way to the top of the scruppy Yes, makes me look taller Hi there, Captain Brent Hi there, Wally lad Hello, Brenda Come on, Cass Are you going to sing us a song today? Oh, we'll see, lassie, we'll see All ashore for the sanctuary All ashore is coming ashore Forward now, forward, forward, one more, one more Forward again, forward, forward as you are Forward, forward, that way, that way Get it down, now You see some string hanging down Professor Plumb This must be the warning Are you Professor Plumb? Who wants to know? Mr Alexander Hungerford Behind you with the millionaire Mr Hungerford is down below He's expecting you I must get aboard right away Up you go, Professor Plumb I know how to do it, don't worry, I know I'll give you a hand No, no, I know What a terrible filthy river to fall into I think he'll walk on it It's not poppy cured I'm Professor Lucius Eustace Plumb How do you do, sir? My dear Professor Plumb I'm delighted you could call in At whatever has happened to you I don't bother to explain Tell me, have you found out what I want to know? Yes, several boatloads of tourists have gone to the place already And there should be a large number of people there Splendid, splendid, yes Yes, the Queensland hairy-nosed wombat From Claremont, you know, very rare, very rare indeed these days Very few of them left alive I want one Ah, to pack To pack? To sell? To sell, to sell To sell, to sell Tell me, what would they be like to pack? Well, let me put it like this I don't know I've already got a buyer A buyer? Ah, from overseas Naturally Naturally from overseas And he's going to pay you a fortune for it Well, of course Let us just say that you will be well taken care of, Professor Sherry Professor Plunk Claremont is a long, long way away So I'll have a lot of expenses There's my hotel room, one dollar twelve, alcohol, three hundred and ninety-six dollars You will not be going to Claremont So Fortunately, there's a hairy-nosed wombat here in the local animal sanctuary Ah, and you want me to pinch the little fellow in front of all those people? Oh, no, no, not pinch, my dear professor That would be stealing Let us say, borrow All right, let me say it Borrow I'm sure that you'll find a way Remember, the best crimes are always committed before a large audience No Then settle them Here are your instructions You will bring me a hairy-nosed wombat I will see that you're awarded handsomely Yes Don't bother to thank me, my dear professor For you almost anything Goodbye, Professor Plunk, goodbye Goodbye Must get a gangplank Yes, you must This little creature's just like me, the last of a dying breed He's a Queensland hairy-nosed wombat A bear, it's a little bear It's not a bear, it's a marsupial, a mammal with a pouch for the young It feeds its babies on milk and keeps them in its pocket like a kangaroo Funny thing about wombats though is that the pouch is upside down, it sort of opens backwards An upside down pocket? Yes, it helps to keep her pouch clean when she's burrowing underground Best little digger in the world, the wombat Why, he called that nothing like a bear He's not a bat, he's a wombat Out in the forest late one night I came upon a remarkable sight A thick-set chap with a hairy nose Curled up nails at the end of his toes And I thought to myself it's one of those But I wasn't too sure of that He lumbered along with a rolling gate And I called out, oi, will you hang on mate? I said, could you tell me who you are? He gave me a look, picky liar And said to me, you won't go far If you can't see, I'm a bat A bat? That's right, what's wrong with that? But I'm not a bat that flies in the air I don't fly anywhere I'm not an ordinary bat I'm a wombat Right, there we are I tell you, nobody will recognise us from this here These disguises are foolproof, I tell you, foolproof What if we don't meet any fools, Professor? Don't worry, the country's swarming with them, I tell you I'm having trouble with this pram Good heavens, blast, there's the Earth Patrol ferry What are we going to do, Professor? We'll go ahead and steal it Steal the ferry? Steal the hairy-nosed Queensland wombat, you nana! Do you think we should really steal the wombat, Professor? It's almost extinct Look, we don't hurry up It'll be extinct by the time we get there Bring that wombat cage with you, hurry! I want you to know I'm not doing this for money Don't worry, I'm not giving you any This way, go on Don't worry, then There Which one? That one Thank you Excuse me Do you know the bite of the wombat out? I didn't ask you, you idiots I don't understand a word they say, not a word What the hell are you doing? I'm educating my arrangement I'm sorry, Professor Come on, push, push, push Daddy, don't injure him I'm going to jump on him, Professor Don't do that, you idiot I've broken my shoe We'll jump with one leg then I can't jump with it, there's a nail stuck in my foot, Professor Just a minute I've missed him Wombat, wombat, wombat On the other way Don't you know any? Push, push, push I see him, I see him Hey, stay there, wombat I've got him cornered, Professor I've got him cornered I've got him, Professor I know, I can see that Get him in the... He's in That's fine, right I've got him Guns don't sneeze Got you, come on, come on out of there So, so Spying on Professor Plum, eh? What's the meaning of this? I just will... I just will-er She's speaking in code But she'll never break me Because didn't she know that we are on secret government research? Looks like you're just a couple of animal thieves to me Hey, hey, hey, you can't speak to the Professor like that Why not, everybody else does It's no good, she knows all about it We'll have to take her with us Plan B, turning night into day, the secret growth bag Da da da da da da da da da da da da da Right, now then, a word out of you And I'll eat that little hairy-nosed wombat of yours You wouldn't hurt a poor little wombat Oh, wouldn't I? I tell you, wombat and chips, take away Chinese wombat, wombat and sausages Keep going Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Fine, act normal now Keep your cool Look out Look out, something escaped from one of the cages Oh, lovely day, sir Is it? Beautiful Is it? So good for the little ones Is it a girl or a boy? It's a girl A little girl Oh, how sweet I don't know How sweet, a little girl What's its name? Charlotte Charlotte Oh, Charlotte Mary Oh, how lovely, how sweet May I have a look? Let me have a look at the little darling Ah! Ah! Ah! It's a good job the wombat didn't see her He never lived through it Come on, everybody Back the other way, quickly Come on See, that was a perfect wombat race It was her second in tebby Hurry then Hurry I'll help you out Come on Come on Come on Oh, I've got to throw the X-butt Oh, yes Come on You step on the wombat, you fools Don't step on the wombat Give it up, give it up Put it in the icebox Put the wombat in the icebox You piece of fish Now, in you go, go You go in there Keep quiet, understand? Try that hat thing There's a hat in there Now then, I'll just go out here I've got it, I've got it Ah! I've got it, look here, another one of them Oh! Keep new Get inside, get inside there Ha ha ha We've missed it, that's the first There we are Let us go, you fools We didn't mean to be hard, he can't do this to us Well, we are doing it, aren't we? In there, you savage little Ah! She's jumping like Tootsie I'll never dance less self-eat again Sir, have you right, you big boy? Hey, hey, hey, mind your manners, girl That's no way to speak to the professor Professor? He's not a real professor Not a real professor, how dare you Me not a real professor indeed, let me tell you I have several degrees from several universities My work is known throughout the Ow! My work is known throughout the world Even further, ow! Yeah, everyone knows your work all right Crashing, jumping and animal pinching You're just a possum pincher Get in there Get in there, get in there Get in there, get in there, go Look, we can't stay dressed like this People will say we're in love Ow! Ow! We've lost them Or they've lost us Full speed ahead Aye aye, sir All the blanchons Spread the blame Aye aye, sir Heal the natural And lull the aborted Aye aye, sir All the blanchons Spread the blame Thanks a lot, Lolly Thanks for what? Cassie, thanks for rescuing me I'll see you Later, Cassie, anyway I haven't finished yet You can't squeeze through there Have you got a better idea? Yeah I thought we could cut that road part and put the bits out the porthole You know, make a trail No, no, see little pieces of rub It's a paint for me, Lola Maybe Here, you cut and I'll dip them in the paint Well, we'll suppose we'll try There's nothing on the horizon I guess we must have lost them This old tub is just too slow Well, we'll just have to keep going and hope we can find them Ah! There's the place guard St. Helena's Island It's a lonely looking place, Professor Yes, yes, it used to be a prison for convicts in the early days You see that crumbling ruin on top of the hill? Yeah, I see it The place where you put the kids and the wombat Oh Then what? Then what, you soppy nana? Mr. Hungerford will send a ship to take the wombat away Oh Oh Young Young Young Young and lovely Young and lovely Why was I born to be Young and Ah, now then Listen, you children Listen, now then When you get ashore You behave yourselves And you'll come to no harm, understand? Where are we going? Where are you taking us? Well, don't you St. Helena's Island And it's haunted I got that one back you too, hurry up Come on now, come on I'll just finish this I'll just finish this, how you doing? Hey, cheetah kiddin' You know what place back there? What? Yellow Rock in water, look, look Yellow rocks There's one, look There are pictures of rocks everywhere There's one, look They must be leading towards Today's island Look, they're all over the place, they must be in the best place Oh, and the yellow rocks After them, David, full speed ahead Come on, David Come on, don't be a hound Come on, it's all nice business now Hurry up I'm trying, Professor You're very trying, if you must have Well, it is heavy It's supposed to be Very rare It's worth a fortune, then Come on now Come on, come on Come on, come on Come on now Come on now Come on, this way This way These cells have been damaged They're not going to be able to breathe It's a dead end They're going to die We have to be quick We have to be quick We have to be quick We have to be quick We have to be quick We have to be quick These cells were built a hundred years ago. Not one can be described from it. Not one? Not one. Now remember that. They do say the place is haunted. Don't move on you. Come on, get on. Go on. You wait, I'm going to tell my mother that you... What, shut up or I'll put an ant in your knickers. I tell you this place is haunted by convicts. Their eyeballs rattling in their empty sockets. Their mouths gushing with blood. Yes, and they have no pity. No pity! Like me, I've got no pity. Come on kids, get in there. Go on inside, go on. Go on. Get in there. Yes, it's nice and cold in here. God, it's the convict mob. That's where they laid out all those nice cold bodies. Don't do that. Anyhow, you didn't frighten me. It was just the weight of your hand on my shoulder. What about the wombat, Professor? He's got bad breath. Well, I'll put him in here as well. All right, honey. All right. All done. Which way now? Maybe that island. Or that one. But which one? Just sail in between them for a while and we'll keep a sharp lookout. Well, you can't squeeze through here. That leaves down. Let's try digging a tunnel. But the grounds is house of bricks. Well, we can at least try. Try and squeeze through here. He must think he's trying to help us. Look, he's as strong as a bulldozer. Beautiful. Beautiful. Yes, Professor. We could build a dump right across there. We could put the furnaces over there. Yes. And we could chop all these trees down to feed the furnace. You mean burn them up? Yes, get rid of them. Yes. Right, let's go back and see if the wombat's eaten the children. All right. Gypsy am I, so fun living by. I travel the world. Stop that! Don't pull my trousers! Never I tuck my trousers. I'm a thing shaking in the divide. I can't throw them in the pour. We'll get it all organized eventually and we'll go away from this place a million heads. Now then, I'd better knock. That is drastic. What a digger. Quick, come on. What? You count the children and I'll count the wombat. No! None! None again! What? How? They've stolen our wombat. What? How? They've stolen our wombat. Hello. It's for you. Hello. Yes. Sir, my men have arrived at the jetty to collect my order. I trust that everything has been arranged. I'm sorry, they have stolen the thing that you want. They stole it? My order? Who stole it? Some children from the thing called the Earth Patrol. Earth Patrol? Some kids? Oh, brilliant, brilliant professor, brilliant. Oh, thank you. We did our best. Best? Well, never mind. The beast's on an island. They can't get away. I'll send my men ashore to help you. Yes, yes. Professor, I want my wombat back. Don't worry, you can rely on us. Right. After them, sir. They've gone. Again? That's a second time today. Quick, after them. After them. Did they see us? No, I don't think so. Where's the wombat? I don't know. He's probably hiding somewhere. We'll be safe here for a while. Let's have a rest. Great, stone washing. Oh, that's better. Gotcha! Earth Patrol's looking for us, and if you don't let us go, you'll be in big trouble. Professor Plum knows how to deal with Earth Patrol. Professor Plum? Why do you work for Professor Plum anyway? All you do is steal animals and dump trash. I don't have to. I could be famous, you know. Famous? What can you do? Magic. Magic? Magic makes trash disappear. I'll make you disappear in a minute. I mean real magic, like on a stage. On a stage? Yep. Garth the Great, that's me. You can't really do magic. Yes, I can. Ah, booey. Prove it. All right, then. You watch the lion. Right, I'm going to help. Ha ha ha ha ha. He's not there. Ha ha. Look, he's behind my hand. Ha ha ha. There. I can do that sort of thing. Do something harder. Something harder? Oh, well, uh, oh, I know, yeah. Ah, da da da, da da da. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Garth the Great will perform his world-famous Indian rope trick. But before I do, I need the assistance of someone from the audience. But, but, but... Me, I'll volunteer to help, Garth the Great. But first you have to undo the rope. Well, well, just for a minute, then, all right. Ha ha. Right, step this way, young lady. The first thing you have to do is to do the rope. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The first thing you have to do is to see if there is anything in Garth the Great's hands. No, nothing in Garth the Great's hands. There is nothing in Garth the Great's hands, ladies and gentlemen. And now you have to see if there's anything in Garth the Great's sleeve. No, nothing in Garth the Great's sleeve. Thank you very much, young lady. There is nothing in Garth the Great's sleeve. Now, Garth the Great will do his great Indian rope trick with his short piece of rope, which we have to tie the ends together with. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Hey, hey, hey. What's going on? What are you doing? Let me go, you little brats. Hey, hey. Professor. Professor. Professor. Cassie, look. Look, the fairy. Here. Over here. Here, here. Oh no, it's running right past the little deers! Hey, over here! Where are we? Over here, we're here! We'll have to send a message or something. Sure, I'll just find them up. Empty your pockets out, Wally. Hey? Just empty your pockets out. Oh. Hmm, not much here. Hey, some chocolate. Hey, I was just saving it for later. Well, it's later now. It looks just like a mirror. Try and pass a signal to the boat. OK, but it won't work. Hey, there's something strange over there! Anishinamiko! Everybody's getting further away! Ha ha ha! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes? Hello? What? Hangarbert, Spain. We're on the island. Oh, good. Mr. Hangarbert said you'd be here to help us. Now, it's action strawberry jam. Spread out over the island. Don't let them escape! Ah! No! Hello! Hi! Operator! Listen, they're in the ruins! Head for the ruins, quick! Don't let them get away! The ruins! They're coming! Erpataw's on the way! And so's Professor Plum. And there's some more of his men! Come on, you two! You can't fool us with that disguise! I know you are! They're goats, Professor! Goats! There! There they are! There's the children! Follow them! After them! Action! Cassie! Wally! Cassie! Wally! Look! In there, quick! Oh, there they are. There they are. Oh, look, look, look. Hey, hey, hey, watch out. Hey, don't you do that. Oh, no, no, no. Oh. Stoker. I can't go any further. I'm tired out with, um, with exhaustion. I'm tired out. I'm tired out. I'm tired out. With, um, with exhaustion. What about the wombat, Professor? He's not tired. You carried him half the way, didn't you? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Good heavens! That Earth Patrol, they've captured our friends. What are we going to do? They've overwhelmed them. That's good, sir. That everything is there. They've stolen our dinghy as well. Kerr, we can't, we live on it. There are too many of them for us. We'll have to escape. We'll have to swim to the boat. Follow me now. We'll have to swim for it. The sea's that way, Professor. No, you've got to change behind here. Change into what? Change into swimmers. Where's the woman's name? I can't see them. Well, they seem to disappear. They're all right. Yeah. And look, we rescued the Queen's Anne Harry Knight Humpback. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Don't swim now. You have to wait till you get wet. We are the Kings of the Earth Patrol. And we will track you down, down, down. We are the Kings of the Earth Patrol. And we will track you down till you get wet. Till the day you are dead.