Good evening, I'm David McGann.
And how are you today?
Well, I trust.
Tonight on David McGann's World, or if you're watching a video recording of this program
tomorrow, yesterday on David McGann's World, we looked at, or looked at, the wondrous world
of the bison.
Or bisoned.
The uninformed call them buffalo.
The even less informed call them turtle.
But to those of us who know and love them, they're called bisons, and bisons they shall
remain.
Ah, Prouder!
Get out of there, monkey boy!
Yes, thank you.
Come with me now, won't you?
I'm not coming with you, you lesbian!
Get out!
Come with me now.
Come, come with me.
Follow me now as we look at some documentary footage about the amazing world of the bisons,
entitled, Bisons Are Fun.
I don't like this one!
They lead an interesting life, these bisons, walking around covered in fur, being large.
Not a cow or a chicken or even an egg or a bat or an artichoke or a piece of bread.
It's a bison, it's, it's, it's a bison, it's a bison, it's, it's, it's a bison.
In Matters Bisonic, these creatures are well-versed, and little wonder given that they are, then.
There's no such word as bisonic.
Yes, thank you, old woman.
Dressed up in his shaving coat, better than a wombat or a goat, it's a bison, it's, it's
a bison.
Yes, bisons often protest on environmental issues, as can be seen here.
It's dead!
One day on his neighbor's lawn, did a push-up and his ligament torn, it's a bison.
It's, it's, it's a bison.
It's a bison.
It's a bison.
It's a bison.
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Well, there you have it.
An exhaustive look at the strange creature that we call bison.
Or un bison.
Or ein bison.
Or nom-tong-pong-tong.
Till next time, then, this is David McGann, reminding you that the world really is a David
McGann's world.
Sort of.