Get a grip, America. This cream of wheat thing is out of control.
You started adding berries, then it was granola. Mmm.
But soon, you went bananas. You went coconuts.
Cream of what?
What next? Mangos?
Mmm, mangoes.
And think about the kids. They're doing cream of wheat with maple syrup.
Even with raspberry jam.
Yay!
Will you do that with your oatmeal?
No way!
If we keep having this much fun, imagine what could happen.