For McDonald's Salads, Cathy, Ditsy Girl, and Iron Mike Ditka.
Should I know you?
They both love the great fresh-tossed taste of McDonald's Salads.
Better than ever with three new dressings.
I'm going with the zesty, reduced-calorie Red French.
Alert the media.
I've had it with reality.
I want illusion.
So, L'Oreal Reinvented Oil Free Makeup.
New Mattique Illuminating Matte.
The illusion of glow, but not ever the shine.
You stay fresh, fresh, fresh.
Your skin looks healthier, alive, good enough to get you arrested.
So, to L'Oreality, I've seen real illusion, and it's oil-free Mattique.
Mattique, the new Illuminating Matte Makeup, from L'Oreal.
The facts about butter and calories.
Think butter has a ton of calories.
Think again.
Butter has just 36 calories a pat.
The same as margarine.
So, for no more calories, you get butter's great taste.
Delicious dairy butter.
Six years ago, a new carmaker called Lexus began a relentless pursuit.
Introducing the Lexus LS400.
After six years of pursuing perfection, Lexus has created something for the rest of the
world to pursue.
Does ABC have the best faces this morning?
Yeah.
Do it, do it, yeah.
Run.
Come in.
Yeah.
What's the show about?
Yeah, power.
Yeah.
Wow.
So good.
I tried to get a job with a phone company, they said I wasn't phone company material.
But I decided not to take it too personally.
I love being the spokesperson for Al Tress.
You know what Al Tress does for me, it helps me to feel good about myself.
I feel confident.
I could look at any woman and say, you could use this and feel better about yourself.
If you haven't tried it, how do you know what you're missing?
Do you really want to know how I feel about Al Tress?
I love it.
I do.
Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend never thought gems like these will be red
strawberry cheesecake, a flawless chocolate mousse, precious brownies.
Treat yourself.
Weight Watchers desserts are a girl's best friend.
Extra, extra, Kentucky Fried Chicken introduces new extra tasty crispy, tastier, great chicken,
extraordinary, new extra tasty crispy, a whole new reason to cross the road to Kentucky
Fried Chicken.
Get ready for a new eye drop so refreshing you won't believe your eyes.
Wow.
We're introducing new Visine Extra.
An extra medication cools, soothes, moisturizes and protects irritated eyes.
New Visine Extra.
Not long ago, a group of ladies wrote us singing the praises of Murphy's Oil Soap, the pure
natural cleaner that's safe to use on almost any wooden surface.
Now if Murphy's Oil Soap is good enough to clean this house, it's surely good enough to
clean yours.
I feel like she's on me all the time.
I'm trying to save our marriage.
I wish there was some way we could get together again.
The season premiere of 30-something, one week from tonight.
We'll continue after these messages.
It may be mightier than the pen or the soul.
Video in the hands of the people is changing history.
Television, revolution in a box, The Couple Report, Wednesday.
Dropouts, pregnancy, drugs, our kids are in trouble.
Barbara Walters with real solutions that could help save a generation.
Survival Story is Thursday.
Okay guys, we're ahead, but that doesn't mean we can sit back and relax.
Right.
We're gonna keep on pushing to stay in the lead, right Fred?
Right coach, it's official from Ford.
The Ford dealers here are gonna stay out front with the lowest prices ever during our official
Ford clearance.
Buy a new Ford Ranger now and get $2,390 in special package and cash back savings and
save over $1,700 on a new escort coach.
With a winning game plan like that, how can you lose?
See your Florida and South Georgia Ford dealer today.
And now, an eyewitness news brief.
Hello, I'm Marla Weech.
And I'm Barbara West.
In the news tonight, searchers scoured dense woods tonight hoping to find a child believed
abandoned there.
We'll take you to Brevard County for details.
Police want to know who's mutilating animals then leaving carcasses on neighborhood lawns.
The city calls it a drug den.
The owner argues it's a home and a livelihood he depends on.
Also we'll have Jaja's glamorous garb for her court appearance tonight at 11.
Wendy's Big Classic with cheese has more cheese, more tomatoes, more of everything.
My daughter Wendy said, Dad, it's like a major totally happening cheeseburger.
That's exactly what I would have said.
Try the Big Classic with cheese from Wendy's.
$6.95 drawing tonight, live only on Channel 9.
Now, Red Lobster tempts you like never before.
It's our crab lovers festival starting at an incredible $6.95, eight tempting crab and
seafood platters you'll love.
Given to temptation, now at Red Lobster.
He says I'm a gorgeous blonde.
I say I'm a smart blonde.
I use preference.
The color is rich with subtle shavings and my hair has such life.
Well, that's the preference difference.
He thinks I'm worth it.
He's right.
Performing preference from L'Oreal.
Being a woman, you probably don't understand how important a good mechanic is.
Yes, Mr. Barnes.
You don't like just anybody touch a sophisticated machine like that.
Yes, Mr. Barnes.
This is the sixth time I've used my mechanic this year.
I wonder where I'd be without it.
Do you need another ride home tomorrow, Mr. Barnes?
Could you?
Yes, Mr. Barnes.
Is your mechanic spending more time with your car than you are?
The dependable Hyundai Accel.
Cars that make sense.
There's one thing I hate about my legs.
Shaving.
They feel like sandpaper the next day.
Now there's a way to have silky, smooth legs that last for weeks.
It's the brilliant EpiLady.
EpiLady's coil removes hair at the root so there's no stubble the next day.
EpiLady proves that we ladies weren't meant to shave.
Another beauty breakthrough from EpiProducts.
Now EpiHeat.
A heat pack for more comfortable hair removal with EpiLady.
You work in this building?
Yes.
Which floor?
Six.
I did that.
I did the walls, the ceiling, everything.
I'm on eight now.
Moving up in the world.
This is your floor.
Thank you.
Goodbye, sir.
Do I marry you?
Hired killers by day, lovers by night.
Kathleen Turner.
She gotta go.
Jack Nicholson.
Frontal discretion advised.
Pritzy's Honor, Sunday.
Monday.
Help me find the Holy Grail.
Don't ever fly!
You don't know that!
The season premiere of MacGyver.
He'll be half the man he was.
We'll be back where the life goes on.
On Thursday, CJ got his first taste of Cozy Kitten.
Now buying a new cat food is a bit risky with CJ.
He can be downright rude if he doesn't like something.
Why, if he knew how much money I'm saving on Cozy Kitten,
he'd probably turn his nose up at it.
That's CJ. No appreciation.
CJ, did you come up here to get cozy?
You are about to see some of the most important words in pain relief in 100 years.
Motrin IB.
No prescription needed.
The doctor recommended pain reliever in Motrin
is now available in non-prescription strength Motrin IB.
One Motrin IB is as effective as two regular aspirin
for relief of headache and muscle ache and much gentler on your stomach.
New Motrin IB.
Tablets or caplets.
Doctor recommended pain relief.
Mmm, a little cheddar makes plain chili taste better.
But take the cheddar cheese away.
Hey.
So add a little cheddar cheese and add a lot of taste.
Yeah.
Cheese makes all the difference.
Kathy and Charlene are driving to McDonald's for salads.
Is it because they love the great fresh-tossed taste?
Or they love the three new dressings like tangy Caesar?
Or is it just hello, ladies?
Ooh.
Love.
GM is bigger, Ford is richer.
But neither of them beats Chrysler when it comes to satisfying the customer.
Who says so? You do.
For three years in a row, Chrysler is the highest customer satisfaction
of any American car company.
GM, not Ford, Chrysler.
Both for our cars and our dealers.
Hey, we wouldn't mind being bigger, and richer wouldn't be bad either.
But meanwhile, I guess we'll just have to settle for being better.
Every 90 minutes, as much oil as the Valdez disaster is spilled,
Peter Jennings links leaders from around the world to save the environment,
capital to capital, tonight.
When you know missed any portion of tonight's program,
don't miss the encore presentation of the special preview Friday at 9, 8 Central.
And on September 24th...
Corky, Corky, he's our man.
If he can't do it, no one can.
The premiere of Life Goes On at its regular time, Sunday at 7, 6 Central.
They nominated Corky for president.
You've been nominated, Charles. You interested in the job?
Yes, I am.
Friday, an encore of the special preview,
and Sunday, September 24th, the premiere of Life Goes On.
This is ABC.
And we're off.
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What is eyewitness news at 5.30?
You get sports, you get weather, you'll get national news.
Sort of a potpourri of the day's news.
And we also blend in some features, sort of news you can use.
I look forward to doing the 5.30 every day, and I think we all do.
Because people over the years have grown to know what to...
The presentation of ABC News, where more Americans get their news than from any other source.
Take a look at this face.
It could be your neighbor, your brother, your boyfriend.
Or it could be a killer.
A world television premiere.
The preppy murder tonight.
I really appreciate this, Robbie.
I hate these bottom dates.
I know it's my boss' daughter, but you might like her.
Dad! You...the car!
Dad or dad?
No matter where you're going...
There's no gas.
But you're going.
Dad?
At Chevron, in one quick stop, you can get high-octane Chevron Supreme
and everything you need to help turn a night like this
into a night like this.
Hello.
Hey, Daddy.
Hello.
Chevron, we're with you all the way.
Okay, guys, we're ahead.
But that doesn't mean we can sit back and relax.
Right.
We're gonna keep on pushing to stay in the league.
Right, Fred?
Right, Coach. It's official from Ford.
The Ford dealers here are gonna keep the lead
by giving the lowest prices ever during our official Ford clearance.
Right now, you'll get combined special package
and cash-back savings of $2,000 on Tempo.
Save $1,700 on a new 89 Taurus.
With a winning game plan like that, how can you lose?
See your Florida and South Georgia Ford dealer today.
Since Lauren arrived, life's been full of surprises.
So I bought Lysol Cleaner to keep the house as clean as it can be.
Cleaner.
What really surprised me was its fresh lemon scent.
Other cleaners can clean, too,
but most can't disinfect like Lysol.
Lysol deodorizing cleaner with a lemon fresh scent.
I like Lysol.
Here's the latest addition to the Lysol spray family
with a light, clean scent and all the power of Lysol spray.
Lysol disinfectant spray, Lysol.
Glad to be in America
Back in the good old USA
I've been missing my baby
The sweet green earth
And a pure simple meal made America's way
A lean quarter-pounder hot off the grill with crispy golden fries.
America's meat and potatoes
I'm home.
That's McDonald's
McDonald's
We now return to Life Goes On.
We'll return after these messages.
Hello.
I guess you know I find you extremely attractive.
Hey, thank you very much.
It's time to change your bulb to Philip's.
Philip's Longer Life Square bulbs last 33% longer than ordinary bulbs.
When it's morning in New Orleans, coffee lovers head for Brennan's Restaurant
for that all-important first cup of the day.
This morning, we're secretly switching their fresh-brewed coffee
with dark, sparkling Folgers crystals.
Can these people tell the difference?
He's a monster before he has coffee in the morning.
I'd like to be around while this was being brewed.
The smell would wake me up in the morning.
Yeah, it's Folgers crystals.
Is that right?
Instinct.
Makes me feel I could find my keys in the morning if I'd have a cup of this.
Folgers crystals.
Start your day with the coffee rich enough to be served in America's finest restaurants.
Sure, these new honey-made graham snacks are delicious and wholesome,
but give us bees a break.
Stop eating so many.
What are you doing?
You know how many bee hours go into one box?
Put that down.
These crunchy little graham snacks have made our lives nothing but worse.
Relax. Have a snack.
You guys, hey, apple cinnamon's not bad.
Got any honey and oat bran?
Honey-made honeycomb graham snacks.
They've got everyone buzzing.
Hey, honey and oat bran's not bad.
Got any apple cinnamon?
We now return to Life Goes On.
To understand Hong Kong, you have to understand its customs, its mystery, its people.
You have to know what makes a good impression and what offends.
For over 40 years, we've been learning about Asia.
So in addition to convenient daily service to Hong Kong,
we can give you something no other U.S. airline can.
The knowledge that comes after 40 years of helping people do business in Asia.
The Fish Family talks about a brand new air freshener.
We're just thrilled to the gills with new, renewed fresh air.
The very latest in air fresheners.
We think it's the most beautiful shape in the world.
It reminds us of the old neighborhood.
Introducing new, renewed fresh air.
It's a beautiful shell on the outside and inside it's a long-lasting air freshener
that freshens all day, all week, all month.
Since renewed fresh air.
We're the freshest fish in town.
New, renewed fresh air. Good-looking, hard-working.
Tuesday.
Hey, Mr. McCellan, how you doing?
Who are you?
You'll find out when the producers of Who's the Boss
bring you a special preview of Living Dolls.
You can live with me and the other new models and I'll train you.
Is she on any medication?
Don't miss the happiest, funniest night of the year.
First, Who's the Boss, then a special preview of Living Dolls.
Isn't that great?
Tuesday.
Anything can happen on a Pleasure Island night.
Disney's Pleasure Island at the Walt Disney World Village.
An entire island of nighttime entertainment.
My first dance.
And who danced with me except Jeffrey Kaiser, the biggest nerd?
Cheer up, you're drinking milk and this is you in a few years.
Not with this brace-facing, gross hair.
Well, you're growing fast and milk can help you get a great smile and gorgeous hair.
But my body.
The only difference between me and the guys is this dress.
Hey, you can see we turned out just fine.
Who's that?
That's Jeffrey Kaiser.
Milk.
It does a body good.
Watch Eyewitness News Weekend here on Channel 9.
We now continue with Life Goes On.
Thousands of years ago, the world was introduced to a vehicle that could hold plenty of cargo
and travel in some of the worst weather.
This year, history repeats itself.
The new four-wheel drive Subaru Legacy wagon.
After thousands of years, man still can't improve the weather.
Only the way he travels through it.
See your Subaru dealer for details on the special value lease program.
Enjoy extra sugar-free gum.
Come on.
Extra refreshing flavor that keeps coming through.
Extra sugar-free gum lasts an extra, extra long time for you.
Sugar-free extra is unsurpassed among sugar-free gums in helping to fight cavities.
Unsurpassed.
And extra has NutraSweet.
Extra refreshing flavor that keeps coming through.
Extra sugar-free gum lasts an extra, extra, extra long time for you.
Extra helps fight cavities and lasts extra long.
Hey, come here.
Closer.
Don't see any dandruff, do you?
Used to have it.
Boy, did I ever.
So I tried Head & Shoulders.
Then I tried my husband, Celcin Blue.
He was right.
Blue is better.
Celcin Blue.
Tests show Celcin Blue relieves dandruff flaking better than Head & Shoulders.
And doctors recommend it number one.
More than Head & Shoulders, Denorex, and Tegrin combined.
For me, there's no doubt about it.
Blue is better.
Celcin Blue.
Normal, extra medicated, and extra conditioning formulas.
This is the brain of a 14-year-old.
So is this, after smoking marijuana.
If you use pot, you're not using your brain.
Next, Winnie's a witch with a wild and wicked witch.
She's like a kid and a grown-up at the same time.
Like Pee-wee Herman.
The premiere of Free Spirit.
Then, hit it.
The New York Times says, funny and touching.
The children are adorable.
The premiere of Home Room will rock you.
Right after the premiere of Free Spirit.
Tonight.
We now return to Life Goes On.
See, a woman's body is merely a framework.
Models are created to release.
Pants are mandatory.
Metallics.
You won't see a leg in Paris this year.
Pearl and fuchsia.
The short skirt is dead.
No matter what the gentleman prefers, the lady prefers Hanes.
Corn, corn, coming to you.
A fresh taste in corn chips.
That's really new.
Corn crisps from Pringle.
You've got the fever for a fresh corn flavor.
More corn, fresh corn, natural at home.
Cooked to a crisp in real corn oil.
Time to Pringle's corn crisps to show rich and born.
What you're gonna taste is fresh roasted corn.
New corn crisps from Pringle's.
The fresh corn fever reliever.