The New Dodge. Where do you find the all-new pickup that boasts the only V8
in its class? Here's a reminder.
You can out-drive, out-hustle, out-tough, out-muscle, out-toe, out-run, out-working, out-fun, show them what you got.
The all-new Dodge Dakota offers a torquey Magnum 4, a high output V6, or a very
serious Magnum V8. So come flex our muscles.
The New Dodge. The action-packed presentation of Hercules is brought to
you in part by the U.S. Army. Be a part of the toughest, smartest army in the
world. Be all you can be.
How do you get this equipment to these troops when there's a river between them?
Build a bridge. Problem-solving. You need it now in college.
Learn it now in the Army Reserve.
Mornings at the O'Briens are now three times more interesting.
Coffee.
Thanks to Folger's three special wake-up calls.
Folger's Coffee House Coffees.
There's French Roast. Dark, hearty, robust. Traditionally French and full of flavor.
And Gourmet Supreme. A well-balanced and harmonious blend of fine Arabica beans.
Deep and delicious.
And Colombian Supreme. Rich and smooth with the distinctive taste of 100% Colombian beans.
Folger's Coffee House Coffees.
Now, so much more to wake up to.
Only brawny paper towels have thirst pockets. Amazing pockets that make even the biggest,
messiest pills disappear.
Because every thirst pocket is made of two thirsty plies, and every sheet is covered
end-to-end with them.
Only with thirst pockets. Now, the only real mess you can get yourself into is not having
any in the house.
Brawny. Thirst Pocket Power.
As a receptionist, I try to help our patients feel comfortable. Like Kate.
The first time she came here, she had a cavity. To protect against this, our dentist recommends Crest.
Crest can actually help reverse the early stage of tooth decay.
Like this weak spot. Because the fluoride in Crest's patented formula penetrates the weak spot
and can actually help stop a cavity from forming. And more dentists have their very own kids
brushed with Crest than all others combined.
Hey, Mom! No cavities!
The dentist's choice is Crest Protection.
There's something on the horizon.
The stuff dreams are made of.
Cool Whip Free.
The smooth cream taste you love with zero fat.
Zero fat.
Cool Whip Free.
Ooh, the possibilities.
On the dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba WB20.
K-O-F-Y.
Stupid bird.
Never underestimate the bond between a civic coup and his own.
The gang from A Fish Called Wanda is back.
Yeah!
In a story of crass capitalism.
You stole!
Everybody steals!
Blatant commercialism.
It's not sexual.
And animal magnetism.
He likes animals.
Oh, he doesn't just like them!
Could we explore that thinking a little?
John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Klein, Michael Palin.
Fierce Creatures, rated PG-13.
Now playing in theaters everywhere.
And so, my fellow Americans, what sets a Diamond Center apart from all the other jewelry stores?
At the Diamond Center, you can get beautiful jewelry on credit with no money down.
The Diamond Center will give you up to three years to pay.
At the Diamond Center, you can get your first credit account.
The Diamond Center has a credit plan for everybody.
Call 1-800-998-4200.
The New Dodge.
To find the pickups that are number one in sales growth in California, here's a hint.
California's truck stop, ram-a-lam-a.
You can out-drive, out-hustle, out-tough, out-muscle, out-toe.
Out-run, out-working, out-fun, show them what you got.
From more available power to greater resale, Dodge Ram is number one in more categories versus Ford, Chevy, and GMC.
Ram's also California's coolest, thanks to air at no extra charge.
California's truck stop.
The New Dodge.
Welcome to your place.
K-O-F-Y.
TV 20.
Stereo.
Coffee. K-O-F-Y. Stereo TV 20, San Francisco.
It's the only one out there.
And here it comes.
The only compact pickup to offer a third door.
OK, folks, show's over.
Chevy S10, like a rock.
Tastations from Hershey.
Every now and then, I make my fettuccine Alfredo from scratch.
I blend the cheeses and seasonings just right.
So mine tastes pretty much like Lipton's.
Lipton, great cooks think alike.
You know, I have been trying to explain this new AT&T one-rate plan.
Hey, I am tired of all these little phone companies, people you never heard of.
No, this is AT&T.
They say big discounts, but who can tell with all the restrictions?
No restrictions. Calls from home are one low rate all the time.
Yeah, but only to certain people or certain times.
No, 15 cents a minute to anybody in America anytime.
And I get this from AT&T?
Yes.
I don't know.
I thought I was doing so well.
No restrictions, no games.
The AT&T one-rate plan.
Try the easy way to get downy softness.
The Downy Ball.
Easy does it, only downy does it.
Pull.
Pull and toss it in at the start.
The ball opens at just the right time.
You're gonna love it.
The Downy Ball.
Come on in.
On Saturday mornings, this quick pancakes come out picture perfect.
And if they don't, they still taste just as good.
This quick, make the most of it.
When you first come into league, you're at the bottom of the mountain.
Football camp is the hardest thing I've ever been through.
Team, coaches, media.
All eyes are looking at me.
Your whole body just starts getting hot.
We asked some of the NFL's hottest rookies to switch antiperspirants and try Degree.
Body heat activated.
As your body heat rises, Degree releases extra protection when you need it most.
As I work harder, Degree works harder.
This stuff really works.
When your temperature rises, there it is.
Degree.
Body heat activated Degree for an extra degree of protection.
Helped me keep my coolness.
Trapped in a deadly maze, Hercules must battle Xena's greatest enemy.
Kalisto.
Why can't you just die like a good boy?
It's not over yet.
And all new Hercules, coming up next week.
This is Ford Escort.
Did you know that it's new?
If you knew that it's new, did you know the wagon's new too?
The engine is new, the suspension improved.
A safety cell protects but stays out of view.
It's quieter inside to shush out the out.
But for those who simply must twist and shout, there's premium speakers on a new stereo.
So you can get every note and get it to go.
This Escort is great.
This Escort is nice.
This Escort has a very sensible price.
So why not check out the newest Escort this season?
We've given you every rhyme and rhymed every reason.
Little Hershey's Kisses.
Big Chocolate Taste.
Ta-da!
Hey, why the light?
It's for new Country Crock Light.
Oh, I see.
Mmm, country fresh taste.
With half the fat and calories.
Yeah, great taste in a light.
New ShedSpread Country Crock Light.
Light on everything but taste.
My sister did without for years to make this business work.
Some morning she'd wake up, her back felt ready for a wrecking ball.
She'd take two Tylenol, but hours later, pain had come back.
She'd have to take more.
She couldn't take it any longer.
So her doctor said try a leave.
I could take just two leave all day.
With Tylenol, I was taking up to eight.
So she tried a leave.
It keeps her pain away up to 12 hours.
It's meant a great deal to her.
Who did your hair?
A leave.
All day strong, all day long.
Here's how it works.
You make the Bisquick pancakes.
The Bisquick pancakes make your Saturday morning.
Bisquick, make the most of it.
There's a medical emergency, but no hospital.
What do you do?
Build one.
Leadership.
Learn it now in the Army Reserve.
Use it now in your career.
Hercules.
The Legendary Journeys will return after these messages.
Smile in every Hershey bar.
It's coming.
A miserable cold and the power to fight it.
All the power of Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine is in Alka-Seltzer Plus Liquid Gels.
Rush relief with Alka-Seltzer Plus Liquid Gels.
Pizza!
Just like we like it.
Pizza!
Fresh and hot.
Pillsbury Pizza Crust.
Just unroll, top it any way you like it, and bake for a crisp golden crust.
Fresh and hot, just like we like it.
Nothing makes pizzas rock and roll like my Pillsbury Pizza Crust.
What a great way to top your Pillsbury Pizza Crust.
Pepp it up with Hormel pepperoni.
And I'll remember.
96.5 K-O-I-T.
Have I told you lately.
Comfortable.
Relaxing.
Here we are.
Face to face.
Music that makes you feel good.
In the middle of the night.
I go walking in my sleep.
96.5 K-O-I-T.
Light rock.
Let's talk.
Listen.
If you love to ski.
Or kayak.
Or maybe cycle.
Or camp out.
If you coach.
Or just commute.
If you carpool the kids.
Or spend most of Saturday morning running errands.
Honda is offering a new lease on life.
Lease a well equipped Passport LX with a 16 inch wheel package for $299 a month for 24 months and a $1500 down payment.
The Passport LX.
Have a nice life.
I do not drive to work.
I do not drive to get from point A to point B.
I do not drive to run away from the world.
I just love to drive.
The new 1997 Monte Carlo.
Personal space.
From genuine Chevrolet.
The cars more Americans trust.
Hey, let's break for a Kit Kat.
Give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.
Give me a break.
I want to take a break with that Kit Kat bar.
Some men think strong opinions are a sign of PMS.
Real PMS includes headaches, cramps, bloating, which make you feel miserable.
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For PMS, nothing works better than Mydol PMS.
This is Health Rider.
And for a new you this year, this is Health Rider.
The Health Rider store.
Get 90 days same as cash on anything in the store.
Plus free shipping and handling on the Health Strider treadmill.
For details, visit a Health Rider store at a mall near you.
It might be rainy.
Or it may be sunny.
But you'll always find a great selection of Fremont Ford.
Right now, we have over 500 trucks available.
Fun trucks, work trucks, hard to find diesels and duallys.
Plus, choose from over 100 explorers.
Purchase a brand new XLT Ranger with five-speed transmission,
AM-FM stereo, rear step bumper, alloy wheels, and much more for only $10,988 after rebate.
Take the Stevenson Exit off I-880 next to the New Park Mall.
Where selection is never a problem, Fremont Ford.
I always thought my dad collected U.S. savings bonds.
He was really helping to ensure the future.
His and mine.
You sent urgent word for us to come and see some underdressed, overdeveloped bimbos in a beauty contest.
Xena goes undercover in the world's first beauty fashion.
An all-new Xena.
Coming up next.
WB-20 Coffin. KOFY San Francisco.
Tonight on the WB.
Xena Warrior Princess is up next tonight.
Clear the way and let her through.
On an all-new Xena.
You sent urgent word for us to come and see some underdressed, overdeveloped bimbos in a beauty contest.
It's the world's first beauty fashion.
Put them together for the phenomenal Miss Amphipolis.
Xena goes undercover.
Is that really you?
Because someone's trying to start a war.
You saved my life.
I have many scars.
And only Xena can stop them.
She's not a contestant. That's Xena Warrior Princess.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Battle on, Xena.
Coming up next.
The action-packed presentation of Xena is brought to you in part by Ford and your Ford dealer.
Have you driven a Ford lately?
This is Ford Escort.
It's new and it's nifty.
It's made for the smart, the intelligent thrifty.
It's new out and in, has airbags for two.
Even anti-lock brakes are available.
Ooh, the trunk.
It is huge to hold tremendous treasure.
And if your treasure is of stupendous measure, the rear seat folds down to let bigger things in.
Still leaving room for your next of kin's kin.
It has all the what's-its-and-gidgets to put it concisely.
And Escort's right price should suit you quite nicely.
To get at all the vegetables in new Tostitos Ultimate Garden Salsa,
they had to invent a more maneuverable chip.
Introducing bite-sized Tostitos tortilla chips.
And Ultimate Garden Salsa.
Ooh. Ooh.
The perfect chips, the perfect dip.
Tostitos. Now's a good time.
How to be a pest.
Lesson 8. Pretend to be John Travolta.
Mom!
The Pest.
No offense.
PG-13. Opens everywhere February 7th.
Try the easy way to get downy softness.
The Downy Ball.
Easy does it, only downy does it.
Pour, pull, and toss it in at the start.
The ball opens at just the right time.
You're gonna love it.
The Downy Ball.
Come on in.
Thank you.
Today, people who didn't send the money Western Union and the heartbreak it caused.
Why the disguise, Mr. Guest?
I blew it.
Can you share with us?
My mom needed money.
And you didn't use Western Union.
Right.
So to get the money, she had to hitchhike across three counties, took two pickups and an 18-wheeler.
That's no way to treat your mama, man.
And how does mom feel?
Her own son.
Hey, it's your money.
Use Western Union, the fastest way to send money worldwide.
The bottle's new, and so is what's in it.
And what's in it for you?
Hair that looks so beautiful, it just has to be touched.
Get the look that gets the touch with new formula finesse.
When your period's late, waiting's the worst.
First response understands.
That's why its pregnancy test is so fast.
I got accurate results as soon as two minutes.
I feel better now that I know.
For an accurate, fast response, trust first response.
When things are really hopping, it's what your friends are watching on the WB20.
Yeah.
K-O-F-Y.
She's a lady.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's a lady.
Not three times on the ceiling if you want me.
Twice all the time.
If the answer is no.
Presenting AM Gold, all of your favorite hits of the 60s and 70s in one fantastic collection.
They say, they say, Brenda, you're a fine girl.
What a good wife you would be.
I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of.
A love there is no cure for.
Get AM Gold for just $9.99 on Compact Disc or Double Link Gazette.
That's 22 fabulous hits.
Sweet, sweet city woman.
I can see your face, I can hear your voice, I can almost touch you.
Just an old-fashioned love song.
One I'm sure they wrote for you and me.
Cherokee people.
Cherokee tribe.
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
Locking eyes to seeing, re-breaking my mind.
Don't pour your love out on me, baby.
If you do, then I blame you, baby.
Then audition other great AM Gold albums.
There's no minimum to buy.
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AM Gold is not sold in stores, so call now.
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That's 1-800-932-5577.
Call now or send 999 plus 350 shipping and handling to AM Gold 1971,
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Catering a wedding means a long, hard day, so I need the strongest hold.
Introducing Fixident Free with the strongest, longest hold of any adhesive.
And it has no artificial flavors or colors.
We start the day making fresh tomato bisque.
Even in the hottest liquids, Fixident holds stronger, longer than any free adhesive.
At noon, we prepare the fresh vegetables.
Nice.
By evening, we've got it all together.
Did it again, Mom.
Introducing Fixident Free, a whole new way to fix it and forget it.
It might be rainy.
Or it may be sunny.
But you'll always find a great selection of Fremont Ford.
Right now, we have over 500 trucks available.
Fun trucks, work trucks, hard-to-find diesels and duallys.
Plus, choose from over 100 explorers.
Purchase a brand new seven-passenger XLT Aerostar
with automatic transmission, air conditioning, AMF and stereo,
and much more for only $15,988 after rebate.
Take the Stevenson Exit off I-880 next to the new Park Mall.
Where selection is never a problem, Fremont Ford.
Welcome to your place.
K-O-F-Y
TV20
Stereo.
Coffee, K-O-F-Y, Stereo TV20, San Francisco.
If this thing blows, the blast will get here within a minute.
I hope you're wrong about our volcano, Harry.
For three million years, the pressure has been building.
This isn't a hunch. This thing is gonna blow.
And the most awesome force on Earth.
Did anybody feel that?
Has been waiting.
I felt that.
To erupt.
On February 7th.
Get out of there before it's too late.
Get ready for the ultimate blast.
Dante's Peak. This film is not yet rated.
Starts Friday, February 7th.
It's coming. A miserable cold.
And the power to fight it.
All the power of Alka-Cell Surplus Cold Medicine
is in Alka-Cell Surplus Liquid Gels.
Rush Relief with Alka-Cell Surplus Liquid Gels.
Ta-da!
Hey, why the light?
It's for new Country Crock Light.
Oh, I see.
Mmm, country fresh taste.
With half the fat and calories.
Yeah, great taste in a light.
New ShetSpread Country Crock Light.
Light on everything but taste.
I do not drive to work.
I do not drive to get from point A to point B.
I do not drive to run away from the world.
I just love to drive.
The new 1997 Monte Carlo.
Personal space.
From genuine Chevrolet.
The car is more Americans trust.
What's more complex than the female body?
The female mind.
And when it thinks the body might be pregnant,
it chooses clear blue easy.
Blue, you're pregnant. Clear, you're not.
So accurate mind and body rest assured.
Clear blue easy.