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Okay, if we get you a new ceiling fan, I get a new car.
A new big screen TV? No.
A new grill? No there, we can do.
It's the Home Depot Memorial Day event. Get free Omaha steaks with charbroiled gas grills, great buys on ceiling fans and air conditioners,
plus use your Home Depot credit card and get no payments or interest until January 2003.
It's going on now at the Home Depot.
Who is the man that can jam over any man?
Can you dig it? The new Shack Pack. Grilled sourdough bacon cheeseburger fries with free cheese dipping sauce and a Coca-Cola classic.
You gotta have a Shack Pack, baby.
Right now, all Goodyear brand tires are on sale through June 8th.
So you can get Goodyear Eagles, Aqua Treads and Wranglers all on sale.
Plus get up to $75 on a cash card when you buy four selected Goodyear tires.
Jenny's pretty down about missing the baseball game, huh? Yeah, she sure is.
Hold on a second.
Ballpark Franks have a big hearty taste that's made for the outdoors. They plump when you cook them.
Take one and pass it down. There we go. Thanks, Dad. Sure, honey. That'll be $3.50.
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Target your customers with direct mail and you may actually hear your business growing.
The music to your ears brought to you by the United States Postal Service.
I was mighty flattered you invited me to come to Texas. Well, I'm glad you came.
You're gonna be the prettiest lady at the ball. I'm afraid I'm a little good at dancing.
Oh, I'm sure the music won't be too fast. Whoa, boy.
Texas sure isn't what I thought it would be. Come see that Texas is more than you've heard.
Stop online at TravelTex.com or call 1-800-8888-TEX and find out what to see, what to do, and where to stay in Texas.
Have dinner by candlelight, not just campfire. See where we wrangle spaceships or drive northern cattle.
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Well, I don't know about you, but I can go for some sushi.
Texas, it's more than you think. It's like a whole other country.
There's something big coming from New Jersey Lottery.
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We've been told jackpots could reach up to $500 million.
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Have you heard what people are saying about Sleepy's amazing Memorial holiday mattress sale?
Sleepy's prices are so low every day, but you can imagine how great their holiday prices are.
Sale prices are unbeatable. We shopped around quite a bit, and Sleepy's was it, bar none.
And the selection, overwhelming. I mean, we're talking 14, 15 major brands at Sleepy's,
and everybody there knew what they were talking about.
And we got it on sale. It was fantastic.
If you're looking for a mattress, you're going to find it at Sleepy's.
That's Sleepy's greatest Memorial holiday mattress sale ever.
So anywho, Aristotle once said, it is the failure that makes success so sweet.
No, he didn't. Greg Norman said that.
I'm pretty sure it was Confucius.
Well, you just said Aristotle.
Well, you just said Greg Norman.
Because Greg Norman said it.
Well, Calc, once again, you've twisted the facts and painted me in a corner.
You really need to keep it down when I'm putting.
Hey, I'm a golfer, not a mouse.
The 2002 Memorial Golf Tournament, tomorrow and Friday at 3 on USA.
The best scenes from your favorite movies, life-threatening, adrenaline-pumping, and outrageous.
You ever watch pornographic videos?
How do we make them even more exciting?
We do them for real.
Take two, living the movies.
We recreate Hollywood's hottest scenes with real people.
No special effects, no retakes, no mercy.
Take two, living the movies.
Hosted by Daisy Fuentes, Tuesday at 10 on USA.
After 40 years on the road, he's made a few friends.
Coming Memorial Day, Willie Nelson and friends.
A once-in-a-lifetime concert event with guests Cheryl Crowe, Jon Bon Jovi, Dave Neff, Matchbox Twins, the Dixie Chicks, Keith Richards, and more.
Hosted by Vince Vaughn, Willie Nelson and friends premieres Monday at 9 only on USA.
Secrets, that's your job.
Welcome to the CIA.
From the best-selling thriller by Tom Clancy.
Three Russian scientists are missing.
I need to know where they are.
It's Ryan.
The bomb is in place.
They think it might be the Russians.
It wasn't the Russians.
Ben Affleck, a neo-fascist.
Bought an A-bomb on the black market.
Morgan Freeman.
Look at this.
You just don't like what it adds up to.
Give me due to the president.
Punch him hard.
The sum of all fears.
Directed by Phil Robinson.
Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, May 31st.
This is Silverado Heavy Duty.
The most powerful heavy-duty pickup you can get.
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More truck from Chevy.
Who is the man that can jam over any man?
Can you dig it?
The new Shack Pack.
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You gotta have a Shack Pack, baby.
Shack.
One.
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That's right.
Four rooms installed.
Now Dish Network is at Radio Shack.
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The name of American must always exalt patriotism.
A public death is a public curse.
A new government is always weak.
I am determined to be a silent spectator of this silly, wicked game.
We are all Republicans.
We are all Federalists.
They won the war.
Then they fought each other.
Founding Brothers begins May 27th at 9 p.m. on the History Channel.
These days, your car doors get quite a workout.
But with Walgreens drive-through service, you can pick up or drop off your prescription without getting out of your car.
Our pre-fill service lets you order refills over your touch-down phone or the Internet.
So your prescriptions are ready when you are.
With our drive-through service, instead of opening a bunch of doors, all you need to do is press a button.
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Summer is one of my favorite seasons.
Makes me think of fireflies, ice cold lemonade, and driving with the top down.
Okay, fine.
Summer makes me think about the summer event at Payless and getting smart deals on great shoes.
Look smart, Payless.
This thing is so uncomfortable.
Hmm.
Paints comfort.
It's a beautiful thing.
I had the perfect life.
Then I woke up and found my fiancé married to another man.
My son doesn't know who I am.
Everything has changed, including me.
One touch and I can see things.
Things that happened.
Things that will happen.
You should see what I see.
The Dead Zone, a USA original series, premieres Sunday, June 16th, only on USA.
Well, as an older car, even though I've got a couple of scratches, it's nice to have the scratches clean.
But, you know, every part of me has to be clean.
And part of that is the inner workings of my inner body.
Every part of me has to be clean, and part of that is the inner workings of my engine.
But Chevron with Tecron helps clean me and keep my emissions low, which is real important in my line of work being a car.
No gasoline cleans your engine better than Chevron with Tecron.
Okay, if we get you a new ceiling fan, I get a new car.
A new big screen TV?
No.
A new grill?
Another? We can do.
It's the Home Depot Memorial Day event.
Get free Omaha steaks with charbroil gas grills, great buys on ceiling fans and air conditioners,
plus use your Home Depot credit card and get no payments or interest until January 2003.
It's going on now at the Home Depot.
Who is the man that can jam over any man?
Can you dig it?
The new ShackPak.
Grilled salad dough bacon cheeseburger fries with free cheese dipping sauce and a Coca-Cola classic.
You gotta have a ShackPak, baby.
At Michelin, our tires are rigorously tested.
They're laser checked, x-rayed for structural integrity,
and finally, no tire leaves the factory without a thorough hand inspection.
Michelin, because so much is riding on your tires.
Can't sleep? Why take a PM with an extra medicine if you don't have a backache or a headache?
Unisom Sleep Gels has the same amount of the same ingredients to help you fall asleep with no extra medicine.
Unisom, it's all you need.
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My twin brother was CIA.
We need you to stand in for him.
So when do we start?
Now.
The CIA's best has nine days to prevent a catastrophe.
Rise and shine, Mr. Hayes.
What's wrong with you?
Now.
Code red, everybody move.
Get out of the way!
Get the bomb and I'll cover you.
Why don't you get the bomb and I'll cover you?
Bad Company.
Rated PG-13.
Stars Friday, June 7th.
Beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef.
Chicken?
Chicken.
Beef, beef, beef, beef.
So that's 99 beef and one chicken.
Words out, the taste you love is also a good source of things you need, like iron, zinc,
protein, and some B vitamins.
Beef. It's what's for dinner tonight.
The Holland Tunnel is still closed to traffic tonight, but the Governor is stepping in with
hopes of getting the tunnel opened as early as tomorrow. Good evening, I'm Tom Lason.
And I'm Della Cruz. The Governor is declaring the warehouse fire near the inbound lanes of
the Holland Tunnel. Oh, here it is. Here's the song I want to download.
If your business needs a truck or van for a tough job, think Ford Tough at Route 23 Ford.
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Monday, your honor, USA salutes a man who passed the bar and another who's played a few.
All day Memorial Day, a JAG Marathon. Pretty good timing, wouldn't you say?
Then, a once in a lifetime concert event, Millie Nelson and Friends, premiering at 9.
After the JAG Marathon. All day, this Memorial Day Monday, only on USA.
The best scenes from your favorite movies. Life-threatening, adrenaline-pumping, and
outrageous. You ever watch pornographic videos? How do we make them even more exciting?
We do them for real. Take two, living the movies. We recreate Hollywood's hottest scenes with real
people. No special effects, no retakes, no mercy. Take two, living the movies,
hosted by Daisy Puentes, Tuesday at 10 on USA. And now, a sneak preview of the most anticipated
new series of the summer. Based on characters from the Stephen King novel,
I've loved you all my life. He had the perfect life.
I've been in a coma for six years. Now, with a single touch, he sees.
There's still time. There's still time. Maggie!
That's my daughter's name. How do you know that? Somebody help her!
When no one else can. Your brain has found a new way to work.
I'm telling you, he's alone. Everything has changed.
He told me that you'd never come out of it. Do you have a family now, sir?
I couldn't wait, Johnny. Including him.
What do they call that second sight or something like that? I don't even have a name for what
happened to me yet. The Dead Zone series premieres Sunday, June 16th on USA.
Let's go. Wait up. I know where I'm going.
I thought you said 10 miles ago. Trust me, I've been here before.
We're traveling in circles. A little further. Hey, have I ever
steered you wrong? Oh, this is gorgeous.
Wow. Ever seen a prettier sight?
Hillshire Farm beef hot links bursting with real red chili peppers.
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perfect. In perfect, everyone wakes up smiling. There is no wrong side of the bed.
Underwear never turns pink. And a baker's dozen is 14.
Of course, we don't live anywhere near perfect, so we have Walgreens open every day, many 24 hours,
where we can get what's needed for the real world. That's life. This is Walgreens.
Hank? Matt? Hey, man. How's it going?
Well, this is Cindy, and we just got engaged. Congratulations. Hank's a great catch.
Hank's a great catch. Of course, he was a great catch for 300 lucky ladies back in college, right?
Dude, you were the band. Oh, I ran into Cheryl last Friday. Remember her?
Still asking about you. Just give her a call. Knowing when to stop is a good thing.
You guys are getting married. That's cool. I can't seem to concentrate. Could I be pregnant?
Sure, it would be great. But are we ready? I really need to know.
Some questions are too important to rely on anything but EPT. Nothing is more accurate. In
fact, EPT is over 99% accurate, and its unique design makes it easy to use. EPT. So accurate,
we call it the error-proof test. It's good to know.
Pre-processed fast food. It ain't pretty, and it tastes even worse. Now feast your eyes on KFC
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Right now, all Goodyear brand tires are on sale through June 8th, so you can get Goodyear Eagles,
Aqua Treads, and Wranglers all on sale. Plus, get up to $75 on a cash card when you buy four
selected Goodyear tires. You're watching Action Wednesday brought to you by Burger King on USA.
Your mind is your greatest club.
The 2002 Memorial Golf Tournament. Tomorrow and Friday at 3 on USA.
I have nine grandchildren in three time zones. I try to talk to one of my grandkids every day.
It can get expensive. A friend of mine told me about AT&T Unlimited. For $19.95 a month,
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Here in Walmart's home entertainment department, we have the freshest new movies. Check it out.
New on video. The movie that fighters in all salinaries. They run on adrenaline.
Nothing more addictive than speed. They run on the streets. Fading on the fast and the furious.
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. With so much heart pounding action,
you want to watch it again and again. The fast and the furious.
Race over to Walmart and own it for the first time on video.
So who's got the newest movies at everyday low prices? Walmart.
In 1935, Foxwood Farm started with one horse and a truck. The horse was a thoroughbred,
the truck a Chevy Suburban. Today, they have a few more horses.
But there's still only one truck, Chevy Suburban. With an available 8.1 liter Vortec engine,
it's capable of towing up to six tons, making it the best Suburban yet. Chevy Suburban, like a rock.
I didn't even know you guys. They wore you into socks.
So you got a boyfriend? Uh-huh. That's cool.
Yeah. He doesn't show it to me till last Saturday, and it was the first time I had seen it, you know?
And it was big. It was huge!
Where else can you get everything from shirts to swimsuits and the credit you need to get you and
your family ready for summer? Sears. Where else?
Welcome to Puppy Dog Home with the Big Puffy. May I help you?
Think about it, Judy. What makes a puppy dog puff?
Where'd you come from? Uptown.
Uptown? Uptown. Way uptown. Here, try a delicious Hebrew National hot dog instead.
They're 100% pure kosher beef. Nothing artificial. It's the hot dog you can always trust.
We'll take six. Hebrew National, we answer to a higher authority.
Sir, how long do you plan to float there? Eternity.
Billy Gibbons, world-class car collector. Oh, he also dabbles in music,
and he knows different players perform differently, like different engines.
That's why he uses new, fine-tuned Quaker State higher mileage engine.
It can help improve performance in older engines by restoring power.
Sure could use help changing my oil.
Ah, for the life of a rock star.
For performance, you can count on Quaker State. Stay tuned.
We got your TVs, your DVDs. See, honey?
What can Lucky Louie do you for?
We want a deal on a home theater system.
Professional installation and someone who stands behind what they sell.
Forget about it. You can't get it at all.
You can at The Wiz.
Everyone knows nobody beats The Wiz.
Don't miss The Wiz Memorial Day Sale with special deals and 12-month
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because everyone knows nobody beats The Wiz.
I told you nobody beats The Wiz.
Two words. Divas, baby.
VH1 Divas, Las Vegas.
Cher, Mary J. Blige, Dixie Chicks, Shakira, Celine Dion, and more.
All on one stage.
This show is hot. Yes!
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The best scenes from your favorite movies.
Life-threatening, adrenaline-pumping, and outrageous.
You ever watch pornographic videos?
How do we make them even more exciting?
We do them for real.
Take two, living the movies.
We recreate Hollywood's hottest scenes with real people.
No special effects, no retakes, no mercy.
Take two, living the movies.
Hosted by Daisy Fuentes, Tuesday at 10 on USA.
He gave us the movies we love.
The moments we'll never forget.
America's favorite movie star.
And there is only one.
The biggest names in entertainment come together for a once-in-a-lifetime event.
A tribute to Tom Hanks, the AFI Life Achievement Award, Monday, June 24th, only on USA.
Anything else I should know?
Yeah, watch where you step.
In the fade, it's time.
Tick. Talk. Tick.
Criminal minds that are geniuses.
It's music to my heart.
Ticker premieres next Wednesday at 8 on USA.
Thank you and call again.
Hank? Matt?
Hey, man. How's it going?
Well, this is Cindy and we just got engaged.
Congratulations. Hank's a great catch. Of course, he was a great catch for 300 lucky ladies back in college, right?
Dude, you were the band. Oh, I ran into Cheryl last Friday. Remember her?
She's so hot.
I'm still asking about you. Why don't you give her a call?
Knowing when to stop is a good thing.
You guys are getting married. That's cool.
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This thing is so uncomfortable.
Pain's comfort. It's a beautiful thing.
Kellogg's Special K Red Berries. It's got its own crunchy flake and strawberries right inside the box. For those who like a little cereal with their strawberries.
Special K Red Berries. Looking good. Never tasted so great.
Priority Mail from the U.S. Postal Service offers such low cost shipping, you'll have enough left over to treat yourself.
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Let's go. Wait up. I know where I'm going. I thought you said 10 miles ago. Trust me, I've been here before. We're traveling in circles. A little further. Hey, have I ever steered you wrong? Oh, this is gorgeous. Wow.
Hillshire Farm Beef Hotlinks. Bursting with real red chili peppers. It's a flavor explosion when you bite them. Try all our bold flavors. Got an appetite for adventure? Right where I told you I was. Feed it with Hillshire Farm.
You're watching Action Wednesday. Brought to you by Burger King on USA.
And now, a sneak preview of the most anticipated new series of the summer.
Based on characters from the Stephen King novel.
He had the perfect life.
Been in a coma for six years. Now with a single touch, he sees.
We're still time. We're still time. Maggie!
That's my daughter's name. How do you know that? Somebody help her!
When no one else can. Your brain has found a new way to work.
I'm telling you she's alive. Everything has changed.
He told me that you'd never come out of it. Do you have a family now, sir? I couldn't wait, Johnny. Including him.
What do they call that second sight or something like that? I don't even have a name for what happened to me yet.
The Dead Zone. Series premieres Sunday, June 16th on USA.
Of course, I measured that. Hey, what were you thinking about for the client lunch today? I'm thinking a frosty beer and a natural Angus burger.
Stop! Let's think of something a little more appropriate for a business luncheon, shall we? Again.
Hey, what were you thinking for the client lunch today? I'm thinking a frosty beer and a natural Angus cheeseburger.
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Ah, a father teaching his son about cars. Teaching?
Look at that brake dust buildup, Manny. Ooh.
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They'll make that kid's job a lot easier. And dad's car a lot quieter.
Looks like it's time for a father and son trip to Pep Boys.
Pep Boys, we're car people.
I can't seem to concentrate. Could I be pregnant?
Sure, it would be great. But are we ready? I really need to know.
Some questions are too important to rely on anything but EPT.
Nothing is more accurate. In fact, EPT is over 99% accurate and its unique design makes it easy to use.
EPT. So accurate, we call it the error-proof test.
It's good to know.
You want to go? I feel a little...
Out of place? Yeah.
Make room at the table, boys, because women are getting things they need,
like iron, zinc, protein, and some B vitamins from the food they love.
Beef. It's what's for dinner tonight.
Cold-filtered NGD. Pure beer for a pure night out.
These are beds. One from an expensive luxury hotel and one from a Howard Johnson hotel next door.
Although it is difficult to see any difference, one of the two beds is much more expensive to sleep on.
Two beds, identical except for price. Fascinating.
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Diner politics is politics unusual.
CNA is talking politics on the road.
From the Garden State's most delicious diners.
All for an appetizing political perspective that'll leave you hungry for more.
Diner politics.
Where the daily specials include hot debate, fresh issues, and lively guests.
All served up with a tasty side of what you think.
Diner politics with Laura Jones. It'll change the way you think about politics.
Watch Diner Politics, Sunday, 8 Eastern on CNA.
Tomorrow, he's taking them out of their sneakers and into boot camp.
Damon Wayans delivers discipline and major pain on USA.
What's better than Steven Seagal on Action Wednesday?
How about Seagal versus Hopper in the world television premiere of Ticker?
Beautiful, baby.
What kind of bomb was it?
Don't use the B word. B is for boom.
Anything else I should know?
Yeah. Watch where you step.
I'm afraid it's time.
Tick. Talk. Tick.
Criminal minds that are geniuses.
It's music to my heart.
Ticker premieres next Wednesday at 8 on USA.
Thank you and call again.
After 40 years on the road, he's made a few friends.
Coming soon.