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She's got legs.
Ooh, she knows how to use them.
She never gets legs.
She knows how to choose them.
Some women live in sheer elegance.
The patty hose that looks and feels like real silk from the Orient.
Well, I want her.
I've got to have her.
She's got legs.
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The USA Movie continues with La Cajafal.
La Cajafal will return on the USA Movie.
You've got to love that plus.
Who wants a diaper that's minus the plus?
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It's the battle of the Rosie's.
This Rosie's got the big towel.
This Rosie's got the quicker one.
Bounty.
And they're off.
Bounty is the quicker picker-upper.
See?
I'm going to change my towel, Rosie.
But not your name, Rosie.
Please pass the all fruit.
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Would you please pass the jelly?
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Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Burger King introduces a new burger with a genuine western flavor.
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and topped with a smoky western-style barbecue sauce.
The Bullseye BBQ Burger won't be around for long, so get it while you can.
You only have to ride as far west as Burger King.
Here's your car.
But that's not a thrill to build, MRC, to me a buggy.
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The USA will be continued with La Cacha Faux.
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You can organize by color or by piece. All long-sleeve shirts together, all slacks together.
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I'm Lynn Whitney Thompson.
This is the story of a family and their Maytag dishwasher, of loading and unloading, and another year.
Of glittering glassware, all the flatware, mother's china, and another year.
Of superb cleaning power, great capacity, quiet operation, and another year.
For this is the story of the dishwasher only Maytag builds, and the beginning of another lonely year.
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Look what they've done to my oatmeal. Look what they've done to oatmeal.
Why, for goodness sakes, now a crispy place for a whole new taste to feel.
Look what they've done to oatmeal. New Oatmeal Raisin Crisp.
Big, crispy flakes made with real oatmeal, raisins, and bits of almonds.
And that's what we've done to oatmeal.
I can't believe my eyes are crispy new surprise for a whole new taste to feel.
Look what they've done to oatmeal.
When you've got something this rich, this thick,
why waste time with anything else?
Heinz ketchup. The best things come to those who wait.
The painting is by Goya.
The settee is by Majorelle.
The lamp is by Tiffany.
And the gourmet cat food is by Fancy Feast.
In the single serving can, you can see just by looking how moist and delicious it is.
How much your cat will love it.
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La Cajou Faux contains material that may not be suitable for all family members.
Viewer discretion is advised.
La Cajou Faux will return on the USA Movie.
Your daddy's sailing home today from so far away.
You know you've got your daddy's face, his smile.
But all your dad's been gone a while.
It's gonna be a time of joy, darling.
Meet your baby boy.
There's a joy we drive in tears.
We've touched your love from all these years.
The softest Kleenex tissue ever.
Kleenex says bless you.
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Hot Pockets. Hot. When you want a hot meal.
Without a big deal.
Hot Pockets. Mmm.
Ham and cheese.
Pizza cheese.
Barbecue. It's for you.
A tricky hot meal without a big deal.
Hot Pockets. Yeah.
Cake. Chocolate cake.
I just love that Duncan Hinds.
The lighter way you bake it.
Chocolate cake.
Can't help myself.
It's Duncan Hinds and nobody else.
You trying to torture me?
Only Duncan Hinds gives you-