Our favorite movie, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, will return on TNT after these messages.
This movie is brought to you by Kmart, where you'll always find the quality you need at the price you want.
I don't know how Kmart does it. Look at the low price on this Fuji film.
Fuji's color's terrific.
It'll capture the green tint in Aunt Jean's hair and her red complexion.
Yeah, it just wouldn't be Christmas without her.
This AT&T cordless phone is amazing. It's got two channels.
Why two?
Well, if there's interference, you can't hear what the other person's saying, you switch to the other channel.
Well, if you don't like what they're saying, hang up.
Kmart is giving away over a hundred million friends.
Oh, how will we ever get the ball phone?
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
The Grinch is loose again, but on TNT, you have lots of chances to catch him.
Your next opportunity is Sunday.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas, only on TNT.
I've got great news for everyone who uses bleach to clean up the kitchen and bath.
New Clorox Cleanup is a bleach specially designed for cleaning.
You see, Clorox added a special cleaner to bleach, so it cleans even better.
Now you can clean up stains, clean up germs, and clean up greasy dirt bleach alone leaves behind.
So, when you reach for a bleach to clean up, reach for the one with a special cleaner inside.
New Clorox Cleanup cleans like bleach, only better.
The Movado Museum Sports Edition Watch.
A tribute to the spirit it takes to play the game and win.
The Sports Edition Museum Watch for men and women from Movado.
Did you have our circular scan to see if we won one of the family vacations for Florida Disneyland?
Yep.
Oh, I guess we didn't.
We did.
We did?
We did.
We won?
We won.
We're going!
We're going!
The Olympics are coming to TNT, and you might have some questions.
Like, what the heck is luge?
Preview Olympic events on the road to Albertville.
Continues Saturday on TNT.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
I can tell just by looking at you, you could do some fun, right?
Big fun.
In places like Las Vegas, Atlantic City, Reno, Lake Tahoe, the Caribbean, cruise ships.
But you gotta take this along, the Players Club card.
It's gonna save you a lot of money.
Well, that particular weekend, we saved $120 on the room.
Fabulous rooms and first-class resort hotels.
Use the card and take 25% off every day, any day.
Am I right?
It's not just the savings, it's the convenience.
It's picking up that telephone and calling up and getting room reservations without even going through any hassle.
Right, every time you wave this card around, somebody's giving you a break.
Players Club is a discount card, it's a VIP card.
And you like to eat, right?
Well, take your Players Club card.
And they just automatically take 25% off of the meal.
And no hassle saving even more money.
Airfare. We're up to half off on shows and entertainment.
So why are they so good to you?
There's something about Players Club members that just stands out.
They come to places like the Las Vegas Hilton and the Flamingo Hiltons in Las Vegas, Reno, and Laughlin to have a good time.
And that spreads to people around them.
Good customers always get special treatment.
And why not? You're a VIP, right?
Atlantic City was made for players.
At Merv Griffin's Resorts, we welcome Players Club members.
But we offer them values they just can't get in other places.
25% off meals and drinks, up to 50% off shows and entertainment.
And extra money for you because you save on your room and you save on your airfare.
You cannot beat the prices, you can't beat the discount, you can't beat the service.
So call this number and see for yourself.
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One phone call.
There's zero risk involved.
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You members get two free nights in Las Vegas or in Atlantic City when the club books their flights.
Call toll-free now, 1-800-421-2000. There's no obligation.
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Our favorite movie, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T will return on TNT after these messages.
NBA Friday on TNT.
Double talking.
Double dealing.
Double hatter.
Ouch!
Double trouble.
Sons and spurs at 8.
Pistons and blazers at 10.30.
NBA Friday on TNT.
Bigger than life.
With the holiday entertaining we're doing, we could sure use this dirt devil hand backing.
Well, this is a great price.
It's really powerful, and the revolving brush even picks up hair.
Well, it's a little late for that.
Gee, I wish someone would give me these non-stick mirror saute pans for Christmas.
I could tell Santa.
Would you?
I might.
You know, there's this really great video game.
Kmart's giving away 3,000 family vacations for four to Disneyland.
If we win, we'll probably see someone, you know.
Bill, I still can't believe we're actually going.
Honey, it's almost time to leave.
What's wrong?
Oh, a bad headache?
Here, the doctor told me about this.
Motrin IB.
Same medicine as in prescription Motrin in non-prescription strength.
It really works on my headaches.
You know, honey, we're going to have a great time tonight.
Motrin IB, recommended by thousands of doctors.
And your wife.
It's one thing when body heat rises...
Best man, you're on.
...but adds stress to body heat, and you need dual-action Shure.
I, uh, sorry.
Shure's dual-action formula handles both body heat and stress, so you stay dry and fresh.
Steve and Paula have been in love since the third grade.
Here's the things worth waiting for.
There are two ways to perspire, but one way to be sure.
1991. Join us for a year's worth of unforgettable moments and a week of specials.
They are the stories you'll never forget.
1991 Year in Review, every night beginning Sunday on CNN.
Fisher-Price has a hip sax that's got all the cats going crazy.
And it does something no other sax can do.
The Fisher-Price bubble sax.
It not only plays jazz, it plays pop.
Do you ever look at the other side of your pictures?
You have any idea what's back here?
Now, here's what should be back here.
It should say Kodak on the back, because Kodak paper means Kodak quality.
And the best way to get Kodak quality here is to look for the Kodak color watch seal when you get your film developed.
Now, you got no Kodak paper back here, no color watch seal here.
No seal? Who knows?
Make sure you check the back.
I asked for jumbo bread, but this is ridiculous.
Hey, let's go see if we won one of those family vacations for Ford to Disneyland.
K-Mart's giving away up to 3,000 of them.
We won?
Uh-huh.
And make that 2,999.
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Our favorite movie, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, will return on TNT after these messages.
Something saved Jericho and his family from dying on that mountain.
Something special.
It's the miracle of Christmas, Jericho.
Miracle in the Wilderness, a new TNT holiday movie. Saturday on TNT.
Timex, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Timex, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Now kids can talk to someone who speaks their own language.
That was me.
That was me.
I love me.
I love me.
With the record and playback telephone, the line is always busy.
Yoo-hoo!
We're on a honeymoon.
And you're eating oatmeal.
You never ate mine.
Oatmeal raisin crisp.
No other cereal has flakes with a brown sugar and mild oat crunch.
Oatmeal crisp, oatmeal raisin crisp.
Pretend I'm not here.
TBS presents a week of great music and great movies.
Grease, Urban Cowboy, Paint Your Wagon, Funny Girl, and Music Man.
Beginning Monday at 8.05 Eastern on TBS.
Watch TNT's amazing adventures.
Three big movies every afternoon.
Beginning December 23rd on TNT.
Great legs.
Thank you.
How do you get them?
I used to do aerobics till I dropped.
Then I found Thigh Master.
Every single time you squeeze Thigh Master, you strengthen the tone right where you need it.
So it's easy to squeeze, squeeze your way to shape the hips and thighs.
I thought I'd never fit into these jeans again.
Thank you, Thigh Master.
I recommend it and use it.
The secret to shapely thighs is exercising these muscles with just the right resistance.
This balanced resistance coil is designed to give you results quickly and comfortably.
Want to tone your upper chest and arms?
Thigh Master will give you excellent results.
Thigh Master, we may not have been born with great legs, but now we can look like we were.
To order your Thigh Master, call 1-800-421-2000.
Have your credit card ready or send a check of money for $19.95 plus $4.50 for shipping and handling to this address.
No CODs, please.
If you're not fully satisfied, return it in 30 days for your money back.
Plus, if you call right now, we'll also send you Suzanne Slenderman.
I plan absolutely free, so call now for quick delivery.
Now available on videocassette.
Atlanta Braves, the miracle season.
Now you can bring home the crucial plays that made the Braves the Cinderella team in the National League.
From worst to first.
Get to know the players and coaches in behind-the-scenes interviews during the Braves race for the penalty.
The hits, the runs, and the excitement of one of the greatest comebacks in sports history.
We're talking about America's team.
There they go, folks.
The Atlanta Braves.
Ernie Johnson Sr. narrates the official video story of the 91 Braves.
And right now, the miracle season is a steal at only $19.98 per cassette.
Plus $5 shipping and handling.
Don't walk, run to the phone.
And dial 1-800-421-2000.
Or send check and money order to AtlantaBraves91, the miracle season videotape offer.
PO Box 8449, Atlanta, Georgia, 30306.
Georgia residents add 6% sales tax.
We now return to The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T on TNT.
Our favorite movie, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, will return on TNT after these messages.
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
The Grinch is loose again.
But on TNT, you have lots of chances to catch him.
The Grinch is loose again.
But on TNT, you have lots of chances to catch him.
The Grinch is loose again.
The Grinch is loose again.
But on TNT, you have lots of chances to catch him.
Your next opportunity is Sunday.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Only on TNT.
The Movado Museum Watch.
The dial design chosen by the Museum of Modern Art for their permanent collection.
The Black Sapphire Museum Watch.
A futuristic interpretation from Movado.
Well, as a consumer, you really don't expect tissues to be strong.
They're supposed to be soft.
Well, you can't have it both ways.
Yes, you can. Now there's a new tissue that's soft and strong.
Introducing Puff's Extra Strength.
See what happens when you drop an ice cube on a wet tissue.
Now look at the wet Puff's Extra Strength.
Unbelievable.
I guess if it can hold ice, it can hold, well, you know.
Let me give it the Dave Test.
Really soft on my nose.
I'm convinced.
New Puff's Extra Strength. What the best to the test.
Home for the holidays and basically bored?
Yes.
Watch TNT's amazing adventure.
That's wonderful.
We make movies every afternoon two weeks straight.
Beginning December 23rd on TNT.
This is our vision of what a luxury sedan should be.
Not because it offers rich leather and anti-lock brakes,
but because it comes standard with an airbag on the driver's side
and the passenger side as well.
Creating the luxury sedan where even peace of mind is shared.
The new 929.
The first luxury sedan from the new Mazda.
It just feels right.
The Movado Museum Sports Edition Watch.
A tribute to the spirit it takes to play the game and win.
The Sports Edition Museum Watch for men and women from Movado.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
Quality Records proudly presents the North American debut
of a very special double album treasuring,
Richard Clayton, From Me to You.
Today's most beautiful music plus the bittersweet love songs
of Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Timeless, enduring melodies artfully entwined with your favorite memory.
Tastefully orchestrated and magnificently performed.
This is one of the most beautiful recordings ever released.
Europe's most accomplished pianist performing works of our contemporary masters.
From the genius of McCartney, Webber, and Manilow
to this Nielsen classic from the 70s.
Not sold in any store, this magnificent double album collection
is only available in this special TV Offer.
Richard Clayton, From Me to You.
Over 70 minutes of beautiful music on two LPs, two cassettes, or two CDs.
Order yours now.
For rush delivery, have your credit card ready and call 1-800-421-2000.
Or send 1,495 for two LPs or two cassettes or 1,995 for two CDs
plus $4 shipping and handling to Richard Clayterman, PO Box 8449, Atlanta, Georgia.
But for fastest delivery, call toll-free 1-800-421-2000.
Call toll-free now, 1-800-421-2000.
That's 1-800-421-2000.
We now return to The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T on TNT.
Our favorite movie, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T will return on TNT after these messages.
NBA Friday on TNT.
Double talking, double dealing, double hatter, double trouble.
Sons and Spurs at 8, Pistons and Blazers at 10.30.
NBA Friday on TNT.
Bigger than life.
I don't know how K-Mart does it. Look at the low price on this Fuji film.
Fuji's color's terrific.
It'll capture the green tint in Aunt Jean's hair and her red complexion.
Yeah, it just wouldn't be Christmas without her.
This AT&T cordless phone is amazing. It's got two channels.
Why two?
Well, if there's interference, you can't hear what the other person's saying.
You switch to the other channel.
Well, you don't like what they're saying.
Hang up.
K-Mart is giving away over a hundred million bucks.
Oh, how will we ever get the ball home?
Fisher-Price knows how laundry can pile up when you don't stay on top of it.
Laundry that needs to be washed, dried, and ironed.
All of which can be done just as fast as your legs can take you in the Fisher-Price Laundry Center.
And that's fortunate, because a child's work is never done.
Tide with Bleach Alternative. It's a great alternative.
This is so white. Am I right?
New Liquid Tide with Bleach Alternative.
I can get this so white, and I'm not even using bleach.
Give it your grungiest. This leading liquid gets it this white, but the Tide Alternative is whiter.
This is the whitest possible wash without Liquid Bleach.
Get out your sunglasses white.
This is your alternative to detergent and separate bleach.
Safe for colors. New Liquid Tide with Bleach Alternative.
The alternative is whiter.
Alcoholism. It's a disease that touches almost everyone.
In a News from Medicine special, we'll show you what we're learning about alcoholism.
Life on the Rocks. Sunday, 9 p.m. Eastern on CNN.
Timex, it takes a licking and keeps on picking.
It's wintertime at your Shovey Geodealers. A great time of year to get big deals on Geos.
Well, my family's never been very lucky.
Son!
Now, hey, during wintertime, you can get to know Geo with cash back or low wintertime financing with no payments for 90 days.
With deals like these, anybody can be a winner.
$750 cash back. Hey, I know big league deals.
Is that because you've been traded so much?
Sweet kid, they'll say anything for an autograph. See your Shovey Geodealer today.
Did you have our circular scan to see if we won one of the family vacations for Florida Disneyland?
Yep.
Oh, I guess we didn't.
We did.
We did?
We did.
We won?
We won.
We're going!
We're going!
We now return to The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T on TNT.
Our favorite movie, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, will continue on TNT.
Don't miss next Thursday's favorite movie, The Taming of the Shrew.
Off-screen, they were husband and wife.
I must be married to no man but me.
I'd rather die!
But on-screen, they were armed and dangerous.
Die!
Oh!
When'd you stop, man?
Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor shake up Shakespeare.
I'll go hang yourself!
In one of our favorite movies, The Taming of the Shrew, next Thursday on TNT.
With the holiday entertaining we're doing, we could sure use this dirt devil hand vacuum.
Well, this is a great price.
It's really powerful, and the revolving brush even picks up hair.
Well, it's a little late for that.
Gee, I wish someone would give me these non-stick mirror saute pans for Christmas.
I could tell Santa.
Would you?
I might.
You know, there's this really great video game.
Kmart's giving away 3,000 family vacations from Ford to Disneyland.
If we win, we'll probably see someone, you know.
You can travel to the ends of the Earth to keep up with the Joneses.
Order your local McDonald's for your own original Indiana Jones videos.
Just $5.99 each with the purchase of any large sandwich all day long.
The adventure begins December 16th.
Citizen, citizen, citizen, citizen, elegant.
Citizen, citizen, elegant.
Oh, he's citizen, bad citizen.
One citizen with lots of citizens.
Elegant, elegant, bad, but you never got citizen.
We've got elegance.
Think about some of your toughest stains.
Your most difficult.
Your most painful.
For these, you might think of trying a pretreater.
Think again of Era Plus, detergent with stain removers built in.
Because if you compare Era Plus and this best-selling pretreater head-to-head,
you're in for a powerful revelation.
So when you think of stains, think of this.
It's Era Plus or else.
Merry Christmas.
Santa!
Merry Christmas.
Everyone's asleep.
Oh, no, don't wake them up. Come on.
Pete!
Oh, you're home.
Hi, Mr. Martin.
How you doing?
Happy holidays from Folgers.
Like a rock.
Of all the trucks in its class,
only Chevy S-10 Blazer gives you four-wheel anti-lock brake standard,
which helps you steer through a curve while braking.
Without it, you don't have as much control.
And why should that be important to you?
Because in the real world, safety doesn't have to be an option.
Like a rock.
Chevy trucks.
Spam the narrow straight.
The trucks you can depend on.
The trucks that last.
Like a rock.
Hey, let's go see if we won one of those family vacations for Ford to Disneyland.
Kmart's giving away up to 3,000 of them.
We won?
Uh-huh.
And make that 2,999.
We now return to the 5,000 fingers of Dr. T on TNT.
Saturday, it's a TNT holiday premiere presentation.
Chris Christofferson and Kim Cattrall,
Miracle in the Wilderness.
And Sunday, follow the swashbuckling adventures of Stuart Granger
in The Prisoner of Zinda.
There's lots of good stuff on TNT this weekend.