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You know, but I was at this party at Hostess, you know, the New Year's Eve resolution, how
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But living in LA, I said to myself, Jerry, because, you know, Jerry's my name.
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Living in LA, you might as well learn to speak your language, so I got enrolled in a Spanish course here.
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It's very embarrassing when people speak to me in Spanish.
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And now, folks, back to the movie.
Folks, don't go anywhere.
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Everybody goes to bed tired.
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Robin, could you call a cab?
That's a great feeling.
When something happens to somebody else, I want to give that back.
Thank you so much.
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Hi, this is Rodney Dangerfield.
And if you're laughing today, well, don't worry.
There's a lot more tomorrow.
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The Second Annual New Year's Comedy Cure continues all day tomorrow.
Only on TBS, the Superstation.
Hey, we're back.
Let's see what happens.
Stay tuned.
The Second Annual New Year's Comedy Cure continues only on the Superstation.
And by the way, folks, I have a new movie coming out.
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It's called Meet Wally Sparks.
And I'll tell you, it's not funny.
It's freaking funny.
I cleaned that up, didn't I?
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Morning, Ed.
Hi, Bob.
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In years past, Jim rode in search of the magical blend of seasonings
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Ta-da!
Hey, what's with the light?
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And now, folks, back to the movie.
Right now, let's go to Paul Gilmartin on the streets of Los Angeles.
I can't believe I almost forgot.
It's, you know, it's New Year's Eve and I haven't got my new tattoo for 1997.
Come on.
Let's go in and see if we can get something we like.
I'm thinking of getting something that says 1997.
You know, something that's going to help me turn over a new leaf.
Can you suggest anything?
Maybe a skull with a tarantula.
No, I don't suggest nothing.
You got one that says mom anywhere?
No.
I'm thinking about getting that on my ass.
Would that fit?
Call me a throwback, but they don't make flaming skulls like they used to.
Now, I got a tattoo at this other place.
The name of it was rubbing alcohol question mark.
Is that a bad place to go?
Oh, of course.
Anything with a question mark.
Back to more of the comedy here.
House.
Shake my tomato.
Kung Fu fighting.
Those kids were fast as lightning.
Macho, macho man.
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