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At the Beef and Bird Cook-Off, does anyone use a gas grill?
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Coming up next on Sci-Fi, based on a story by Ray Bradbury.
Aliens cause havoc in a small desert town.
Elizabeth Pena and Lauren Two star in It Came From Outer Space 2.
This is Sci-Fi.
Every week, fear has a new home.
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Astronaut John Crichton, Colonel Jack O'Neil, the mavericks of Sci-Fi Friday.
This June, Stargate moves to Sci-Fi with all new episodes.
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Here at the Beef and Bird Cook-Off, does anyone cook on a gas grill?
You couldn't get anybody out here to cook with gas.
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So what's the charcoal of choice?
Kingsford.
Why?
The flavor. The flavor alone.
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Yeah?
It's the charcoal to use.
How come?
The taste. Definitely the taste.
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Does it play DVDs?
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But does it play DVDs?
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I'll kill you.
Chris Rock.
Do whatever it takes to serve your country.
Hit me a towel.
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Coming up next on Sci-Fi, based on a story by Ray Bradbury,
aliens cause havoc in a small desert town.
Elizabeth Pena and Lauren Two star in It Came From Outer Space 2.
This is Sci-Fi.
Coming Memorial Day.
Willie Nelson and Friends, a once in a lifetime concert event,
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At the Beef and Bird Cook-Off, does anyone use a gas grill?
You couldn't get anybody out here to cook with gas.
Definitely want to use charcoal.
Because when it comes to flavor.
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And the charcoal of choice.
Kingsford, for sure.
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Have fun, honey.
Bye, mom.
Hi.
What's your mom doing today?
I don't know.
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You realize if you continue in this manner you'll be held in contempt
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pursuant to Rule 37B1.
Please read back the last question and answer.
Question, given the nature of your experience.
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Sci-Fi's Thriller Thursday.
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Leonard Malton Rave's Insomnia is the best movie I've seen this year.
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Where is she, Finch?
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Hey.
Take me with you.
What?
Take me with you, somewhere far and remote.
I want to see the planes of the Serengeti
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We'll climb Mount Kilimanjaro and toast the sunset Mozambique.
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Shadows of liquid sci-fi drift through my data waves.
The gazellefant, the platypusycat,
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