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Updating some of this week's biggest stories in a continuing effort to end warfare, European leaders have banned the crossbow.
Also this week, World War I continues to escalate as Italy declares war on Germany.
It didn't all happen this year.
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The man who gave up a fortune to play with his trains.
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Updating some of this week's biggest stories in a continuing effort to end warfare, European leaders have banned the crossbow.
Also this week, World War I continues to escalate as Italy declares war on Germany.
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I'm Josh Binswanger.
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