Once you hear it, you gotta get near it. There's a whole lot of nuttin' goin' on.
So delicious. Planters nuts are one irresistible snack.
There's a whole lot of nuttin' goin' on. Planters.
Mom's homemade ravioli's drippin' with that hot sauce and that garlic bread with the butter drippin' off the sides.
Oh, that drives me crazy.
For real excitement, Pontiac Excitement is on.
And we're featuring the Grand Am for an unbelievable $11,879.
It's equipped with air, automatic, stereo cassette, all these options and more.
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Fan-solid. Keep that shower-fresh feeling all day.
It is the place where devoted pets are laid to rest.
What did we do tonight, Chad?
What we did last was a cigarette.
But nothing buried there ever rests in peace.
Come back to me, Gage.
Paramount Pictures presents Stephen King's Chilling Best Seller.
No!
At Cemetery Rated R.
Starts Friday, April 21st at theaters everywhere.
Only Comet has a snap-tight lid.
So now, America's favorite cleanser for cleaning up a mess won't spill out and make one.
Cleaning up is a snap with Comet.
Okay, last time. This is drugs.
This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions?
Once you hear it, you gotta get near it.
There's a whole lotta nuttin' goin' on.
So delicious. Planters nuts are one irresistible snack.
There's a whole lotta nuttin' goin' on.
Planters.
With the vision of being the finest home electronics retailer, the founder of The Wiz started what you see today.
A growing chain of home entertainment centers, carrying only the most trusted brand names.
That was a decision he made because he knew that there is no substitute for quality.
The Wiz offers only the top-of-the-line brand names, no cheap substitutes.
So when you want only the best at the guaranteed lowest prices, there is really only one place you can go.
Nobody beats The Wiz.
Introducing the Pacific Coast from Honda.
It is the beginning of a new day.
You got a thirst?
You know what you need.
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Energy for hard-working muscles.
Nothing better.
Give me some of that Gatorade.
Mandy, we got you.
Mandy, we got your number.
Mandy, we got your number.
He says it was dark and she was very modest.
That's impossible. How could he not know?
M. Butterfly at the Eugene O'Neill Theater.
Photographer comes in the other day and he starts taking pictures of the Supreme.
The Internet?
Yeah. He's got the lights on the other day and he's talking to the car while he says,
You're beautiful, baby. That's perfect. Hold that. Like the car's gonna move, you know?
So I said, Excuse me, Scavulo, would you actually like to buy the Supreme or you just want the pictures for your coffee table?
And he says, She's got such a look to her.
I said, She?
So he puts his hands on the hood of the car and he says, Phoebe, I want to spend my life with you.
Learn CPR and learn how to save a life. Call the American Red Cross.
You know, bull riding is rough work. You can tell they're really tough bulls just by looking at them.
So after riding, I don't go for a watered-down version of regular beer.
I want the less filling beer that tastes great, Miller Lite.
Just kick back, have a cold one, and think back to all the bulls I've twisted.
Here's your steaks, Dave.
Thank you.
Hey, Ruby, I know this guy, Cranky Hank, Amarillo 88.
It's no bum steer when it's Miller Lite, less filling, tastes great.
Whoa, tough as ever.
One, two, one, two, three, four. Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Git-Cat bar.
Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Git-Cat bar.
You can keep it to yourself, but it wouldn't be fair, cause that chocolate crispy taste is loved everywhere.
So give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Git-Cat bar.
Remember how you used to help your dad wash his car? He sure was crazy about it.
Did he tell you a clean car runs better? Kind of a shame they didn't have Armor All back in those days.
Today it's a snap. You can do all the rubber and the vinyl in just a couple of minutes.
Armor All Protectant for the tires and the dash and the seats.
Because we're crazy about cars, too.
Bet your dad wishes he had his car back.
Well, being married for 51 years.
Oh my God, is it that long?
Seems like forever.
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It's equipped with air, automatic, stereo cassette, all these options and more.
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Tonight, the Bobcat goes rock and roll with Poison, Bobby Brown, Rick Astley, New Kids on the Block and more, only on Friday Night Videos.
An American tradition continues when the twins meet the Yankees.
Then the Mets face the Cardinals, an old-fashioned doubleheader, Saturday.
Sometimes I need to feel music.
Let's do it.
The all-new Hot 97.
New York's fresh, new music mix.
Not the same old songs over and over again.
Hot 97.
Because New York won't stand still for the same old music.
Hot enough for you?
Hey, you got a call down here from the pay phone.
Roger.
When the call is from a public phone, people stop everything to get it.
So get street smart. Use the public phones of New York Telephone.
Tom, it's Janet from a pay phone.
When the call is from a public phone, people stop everything to get it.
So get street smart. Use the public phones of New York Telephone.
Finding a luxury car whose owners reported fewer problems than Acura Legend owners sounds like a challenge.
Unless you know about the Mazda 929.
It has more standard luxury features than the Legend.
Like an automatic transmission, alarm system, automatic climate control, and power moonroof.
And while we've known this for quite some time, we thought we'd clear the air for you.
See your Mazda dealer for 929 savings of up to $1,000. Hurry ends April 30th.
How to get the most out of a medical checkup, Monday on Live at 5.
When you're hot, you're hot.
It's hot. And it's at your Ford dealers now.
Load 2.9 financing or cash back on America's best-selling cars and trucks.
2.9 or 500 cash back on Ford Escort.
600 back on T-Bird.
2.9 or 750 back on Ford Taurus and Ford Ranger.
It's now 2.9% or cash back before you make your best deal.
Your tri-state quality Ford dealers are hot.
Ford dealers.
When you're hot, you're hot.
It's here. A game with over 70 million prizes.
Enough for one out of three people to win.
Scrabble at McDonald's. In a word, you can win.
Now at McDonald's, when you play Scrabble at breakfast, you could win once.
And you could win once again.
Because now at breakfast, you get double game pieces and more chances to win.
Party Commandos.
I got a couple of party-time tips for you from Extra Gold Draft.
First, never party with anything less than the full-tilt taste of Extra Gold.
This is 100% beer. Another tip.
You know, every party ends up in the kitchen anyhow,
so technically, this is the only room you've got to clean the rest of the place.
Who noticed?
Go for the full-tilt taste of Extra Gold.
Party animals.
Today's the day.
Today, you can test-ride a selection of exciting new Honda motorcycles
and buy one with no money down.
But you've only got a limited time, so come into your Honda dealer today.
Introducing the Pacific Coast from Honda.
It is the beginning of a new day.
In 1987, we squared off against Burger King and won Best Tasting, Best Quality.
In 88, we ran rings around McDonald's, beating them 2-1.
Now we're asking America again.
Who has the best-tasting hamburgers?
Wendy's.
Wendy's.
The Wendy's Burger is the best.
Wendy's Old Fashioned hamburgers are the best-tasting, I guarantee it.
Are your money back?
I'm just looking for a bus.
The one who stays the coolest is the one who's gonna win.
So if you want to stay cool, soft and dry.
New soft and dry sports-style formula.
Stay cool, soft and dry.
Oh, no matter what you do, we said I'll be there for you.
New improved Kodak batteries last longer than ever.
So when you need us, we'll be there.
What a bigger tasting burger, a taste beyond belief.
It's not just a burger, it's a whopper.
Tomato, lettuce, onion, pickles, sizzling quarter pound beef.
Bigger, more delicious, stupendous, tremendous.
It's not just a burger.
It's a whopper.
GM's 2.9% is a very good deal.
But we also know most people want monthly payments as low as possible.
That's why you should know this.
For the way most people buy cars and trucks today,
no American car company beats GM's rates.
This 48-month example shows we're doing all we can
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Check out GM's unbeatable selection at Participating Dealers.
They're out to make good deals better.
It's 1023, time to beat hunger.
I definitely get hungry when I play basketball.
You know, I grab a Snickers bar, you eat that down,
and it definitely gets rid of the hunger right away.
Packed with peanuts, Snickers really satisfies.
Snickers really satisfies you.
Caution, the following material contains scenes which are very racy.
It's here, the fastest,
the tallest looping coaster on the face of this earth.
And if you like this performance,
wait till you catch it live.
The Great American Scream Machine,
only at Six Flags Great Adventure.
Kids, get in free with a coupon from your local Pathmark store.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Dance, get on your feet.
Feel the fire, feel the heat.
And move to the groove of the beat.
Two, three, four.
I can't stop it. I bebop it.
For this kind of thirst, you just can't top it.
I can't beat it.
Coca-Cola glasses.
I can't beat the feeling.
Tonight, the VodKat goes rock and roll with Poison,
Bobby Brown, Rick Astley,
new kids on the block, and more,
only on Friday Night Videos.
Hi, I'm Dolly Parton, and I'm hosting Saturday Night Live.
What with my costumes, makeup, and wigs,
there's no room for anybody else,
so I'm doing all the singing, too.
WNSR is the best mix of the 60s, 70s, and today.
Continuous soft rock all day.
The best mix, WNSR 105 FM.
It's the Sofa Sale of the Century.
Today and tomorrow, Siemens $350 Sofa Sale,
featuring an enormous selection of sofas at one low price.
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It's the greatest sofa sale in Siemens' 54-year history.
You'll find sofas in cotton, sofas in velvet.
Your choice, just $350.
Traditional sofas, $350.
Contemporary sofas, $350.
New designs, new fabrics, new colors, $350.
Today and tomorrow, Siemens' spectacular $350 Sofa Sale.
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