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Fishers, collect from Dean.
We accept.
We do?
What are you sending?
It's for Carlos.
In California?
It's a book about maturity.
He can't buy a book about maturity?
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Even 2,000 miles away, Jimmy.
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Aliens are invading in five days.
Yay!
Invading NBC Tuesday, that is.
Critics call Third Rock from the Sun the most different new comedy of the season.
John Lithgow is funny in this smartly written series.
You gotta squeeze them.
If they're soft, they're ready.
Don't miss the premiere of Third Rock from the Sun landing on NBC Tuesday.
Lazy, incompetent, unmotivated.
If these words describe you, then you may be management material
thanks to the news radio, Jimmy James School of Management.
Yes, Jimmy's course will have coworkers calling you names like Big Cheese and Corporate Weasel.
Learn how to crush the competition.
We haven't heard a lesson this one, pal.
Make employees fear for their jobs.
Which one of you am I gonna have to fire?
Plus, you can say anything you want.
Is it just me or does this party suck?
Nobody says corporate swagger like Jimmy James.
Telecourse is available through news radio.
Now on Sundays right after Mad About You on NBC.
NBC congratulates ER nominated for four Golden Globes
for Best Actor, Actress, Supporting Actress and Best Drama.
Critics are calling 12 Monkeys riveting and spellbinding.
He thinks he comes from the future.
A time-warped thriller loaded with suspense.
Black goes everywhere, plague and madness.
It's Bruce Willis' best screen performance.
If they mutate, we live underground.
Madeleine Stowe is terrific.
My billion people are gonna die.
Golden Globe nominee Brad Pitt is magnificent.
Do you realize where he comes from?
12 Monkeys is one of the year's very best films.
12 Monkeys, written and written, are now playing in select areas.
Starts Friday everywhere.
Time management entails prioritizing,
synergizing, reorganizing.
Earth to business, Guru.
This is difficult.
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What about time management?
We go to the Max for you.
Friends.
NBC Saturday.
Female recruits found dead.
Undercover, back in basic.
Do you know what would happen if I were to beat you
within an inch of your life right here?
Ma'am, no ma'am!
Nothing!
Now she has to find a killer before she becomes the next victim.
Do or die.
Chad returns with an all-new episode, NBC Saturday.
Once again, experts are predicting an easy winner.
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You know what I'm wondering?
I'm sitting here wondering, what do you have planned for the next seven years?
She's restless.
You know, ideas, new experiences.
In love.
Do you love me, Frank?
What do you mean? Bye-bye.
And looking to the future.
You're either a contractor or you are a thief.
How many thieves you know got day jobs?
But to work things out, someone has to change.
Where's the crank this light on?
Why don't you learn how to fish?
First thing, it's like a little...
Today, January 12th, at a theater near you.
Unlike those big juice companies,
we have a different idea about window offices,
cutting overhead,
even liquid assets.
Florida's natural premium brand
not from concentrate juice
is made by a co-op of growers
whose only business is making juices.
They own the land, the trees, the company.
So although our idea of market forecast
may be a little different,
it's a difference you can taste.
Florida's natural premium brand juice.
When's the best time to buy a refrigerator?
Now.
When America's best-selling brand Kenmore
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with ice, crushed ice, and water through the door.
This one is only $6.99.99
with a free ice maker.
It's the lowest price ever
and gets 0% finance charge on both
till March with your Sears card.
For a brand that's in one out of two American homes,
Kenmore.
Now is the best time to buy, but only at Sears.
You know, hugs come in all shapes and sizes,
lengths and even temperatures.
And I kind of think they're like vitamins.
I personally make it a point
to hug at least one person a day
whether they really want to be hugged or not.
But the good thing about hugs
is you can get them and give them
across the country and across the world.
And they don't cost much either.
Long distance hugs
ring to it, doesn't it? Yep.
Friends and family.
Real savings, real simple.
Sunday, it's NBC's
new must-see TV comedy hour.
Wow. On the funniest all-new
bet about you, it's Baby Making 101.
Kindy style.
Don't do that. Why not?
Because I'm not ovulating yet.
Well, I am. And Paul's sister
makes a shocking announcement.
It's here,
the news radio on its new night.
Yes. And to celebrate,
you're selling the station? No sale.
No, stop.
Mad about you, news radio, NBC Sunday.
Stop it. She was the victim
of a dangerous lover. He's here.
He's inside. But when a cop tries
to protect her, I'm gonna make you pay big time.
His own family becomes the next target.
Stay down. Just stay down.
Inspired by an actual case.
Now your problem is me.
Brian Denney, Charles Dunn, a killer amongst us
in the Jack Reed movie, NBC Sunday.
It's much fun in decades.
Robitussin.
Recommended by Dr. Mom.
Starlight.
Starbright.
The first star
I see tonight.
I wish I may.
I wish I might.
Make my wish
come true
tonight.
ER will be back in a moment on NBC.
A night that changed his life.
Your family was murdered execution style.
Now his father is missing.
One way or another I'm gonna find her.
The deadly secret she's hiding.
You're dealing with criminals, you could get killed.
Could kill them both.
90210's Tori Spelling and from Melrose Place,
Patrick Muldoon.
Deadly Pursuits, NBC Monday.
The Tri-State News Channel.
Hey, wait, the holidays aren't over.
You didn't get our gift yet.
This week, get a free frame
with every roll of film you develop at CVS.
When it comes to photo finishing,
it's just what you're looking for.
This week, CVS has Ivory Soap.
Four bars for 99 cents.
Folger's Coffee, 229.
And Scope Mouthwash, 357.
Which, apparently, I should try.
Sale on Saturday.
Let's play Hide and Seek.
Hide and Seek.
A woman accused of killing not one,
but two husbands.
From the bestselling author of Kiss the Girls,
Hide and Seek.
And now, cooking with Chef Jim.
Today, I'm gonna show you how to debone a chicken breast,
season it perfectly,
cut it into small pieces,
and put it in the oven.
Now, let's get started.
I'm gonna show you how to debone a chicken breast, season it perfectly, cut it into strips,
and cook it just right.
All in less than five seconds.
You ready?
It's our new Purdue Shortcuts.
We've already done all the work.
All you have to do is add it to your favorite dish.
This cooking business sure is hard.
New Purdue Shortcuts Chicken.
Look for all four in the fresh meat case.
We're a small company.
From the beginning, we offered all our employees medical coverage.
We noticed that costs started going way up.
When the HIP came along,
one by one, they all signed on.
It began an avalanche.
I don't worry about getting sick or anything like that
because I know that I'm covered.
HIP sent me a list in the mail
of physicians.
The list was pretty big.
And I got to choose whoever I wanted.
That makes me feel good.
I go over to the doctor if I have a problem,
and boom, that's it.
It's funny, I sound like an endorsement for HIP,
it hit me a few hours ago.
Achy joints, sore throat,
head burning up.
It was the flu, all right.
Couldn't wait to get home,
take a couple of Advil and feel better.
Funny, it used to be Tylenol,
but it takes two regular-strength Tylenol
to do the job of one Advil.
Advil really gets the fever down,
and it's gentler on my stomach than aspirin.
For aches, pains, even fever.
Nothing is proven to work better than Advil.
Nothing.
That's medicine for pain.
Ford F-Series has been the best-selling
truck in the world
for 19 straight years.
Now we're about to launch
the next in line.
The all-new 1997 Ford F-150.
More power.
More V8 payload.
More new ideas.
The new Ford F-150.
Strength after strength
after strength.
The new international selections
from the new Weight Watchers.
Form a healthy relationship
with pleasure.
Listen to how you could win a grand prize
of one of a hundred trips for two to L.A.
to see a live filming of Friends
or thousands of other great prizes
by specially marked packages of Diet Coke.
Watch the Diet Coke commercial
during Friends
on January 11th, 18th,
25th, and 28th.
See if one of them drinks it.
Match the name under the cap
between these characters who drinks the Diet Coke
in the Diet Coke commercial each week
and you're a winner.
Who's going to drink the Diet Coke?
Now, without a pin, a toothpick, a gizmo,
maybe she's born with it.
Later on The Tonight Show, Sally Field,
two-time Oscar winner, but Jay's got something
she can be really proud of.
You don't have the record.
Yes, we do have the record.
In fact, let me say, I think we have a cut from the record.
Plus, Kevin Nealon, Madonna gets hers,
dessert at the White House, and Jay and Lisa's
naughty bedtime story.
Then Conan's got Cynthia Stevenson tonight.
NBC Friday is all new
arresting television.
It's time to solve mysteries.
The all-new mystery of the avenging ghost
of Moose Lake.
You will join the scores of witnesses.
Somebody was right there.
Then on an all-new dateline,
three lives hang in the balance.
Can this new drug stop a killer disease
in time to save them?
Then Sniper, a killing every eight hours,
the city terrified.
We will catch a shooter.
Guess again.
Sniper, a special homicide on NBC's
Can they keep their Cinderella season alive?
The Chiefs, the AFC's top team
ready for a Super Bowl run.
Sunday on NBC.
Up next, the big freeze.
Temperatures ready to plunge again.
Also, health hazards.
Put Hoboken owners out of their building.
Plus, did John Gotti rat on his turncoat?
The latest from John Miller.
And the movie star turned hero.
Mark Harmon tells his story. Next.
Coming up on HBO.
Uh-oh.
Oh, might have the best part.
You've had soup with mushrooms,
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But have you tasted rice?
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Hey, Snack Bowl's guy, you lost?
No, this is New Snack Bowl's
non-fat chocolate yogurt.
Who's gonna buy chocolate yogurt?
Oh, God.
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So deliriously chocolatey.
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Don't forget, it's only three days
until News Radio moves to Sundays on NBC
following Mad About You.
Later, Jay laughs it up with Sally Field
and Kevin Nealon on an all-new Tonight Show
following your local news.
Up next, my special report on New York's ballot battle.
Presidential candidate Steve Forbes
says he's beaten the odds and has a chance
to beat Bob Dole in New York State.
Also, hot water for Hillary Clinton over Travelgate
and Diana's divorce a done deal.
Next.
Critics are unanimous about the year's
most beloved movie.
Two thumbs way up. Unforgettable.
Look for this to be the first foreign-language film
to be nominated for an Academy Award
for Best Picture in Ages. The Postman.
Rated PG. Now playing select theater.
It's the biggest furniture
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And it's happening now at every Levitt's store
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Why rush to get to the bottom of it all
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Colombo yogurt.
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The American President
nominated for five Golden
Globes, including Best Director,
Best Actor, Best Actress,
Best Screenplay, and Best
Picture of the Year. The American
President. Rated PG-13 at theaters
now.
Where could the new Bell Atlantic
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Shut up, moron. Grumpier Old Men
is the funniest movie of the year.
Holy moly. Better,
funnier, and even grumpier than the original.
Buon appetito.
Hilarious.
Fun, screwball zaniness.
Hollywood's happiest holiday gift.
Jack Lemmon, Walter Mathau,
Anne Margaret, Sophia Loren.
Grumpier Old Men.
Oh, you're my cannelloni.
Oh, you're gonna stick with what works.
Ready, PG-13. Now playing.
Later on in tonight's show,
Sally Field, two-time Oscar winner.
But Jay's got something she can be really proud of.
You don't have the record inside.
Yes, we do have the record. In fact, let me say,
I think we have a cut from the record.
Oh, no! Plus Kevin Nealon, Madonna
gets hers, dessert at the White House,
and Jay and Lisa's naughty bedtime story.
Then Conan's got Cynthia Stevenson
tonight.
You're just rolling out of bed. Do not look outside.
The new Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo
offers an available V8 and
full-time four-wheel drive.
Busses are running behind.
Anti-lock disc brakes and dual airbags.
Plus a lease rate of just $359
a month with no money down.
It's a great day for snowmen.
Making the new Jeep Grand Cherokee
greatly underappreciated by
school kids everywhere.
See your Tri-State
Jeep and Eagle dealer.
Saturday, January 13th.
The city never sleeps.
Hey, let your sister have a turn.
Value and quality is why
Siemens continues to grow.
But what I really love is Siemens feels
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You shouldn't have to spend a fortune to get quality.
Announcing the premiere opening of five
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Now that's a value I can live with.
Buy now during Siemens' grand opening premiere
for the values of a lifetime.
From director Oliver Stone,
Nixon, Golden Globe
nominee for Best Actor,
Anthony Hopkins, an absolute
masterpiece. Anthony Hopkins
delivers an Oscar-caliber performance.
Newsweek calls it brilliant,
compelling, powerful.
Siskel and Ebert give it two
thumbs up. A must-see.
Don't miss it. A man doesn't cry.
I don't cry.
You fight. Nixon,
rated R, now playing.
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