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Welcome to the final night of Seinfeld. The final episode begins in just 45 minutes.
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Where is everybody?
Monday, it's the Susan Finale with a glow in the dark wedding.
I want something that screams Vicky.
With Joan Rivers.
Mommy's here. Is it too late to elope?
Plus, it's the moment everyone's been waiting for between Susan and Jack.
And it's the Caroline season finale with a big Richard and Julia breakup. No bull.
Okay, there's some bulls, but it's true. Now, Caroline and Richard will finally be together.
Oh, it's about time.
The one-hour season finales of Susan and Caroline, Monday on NBC.
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Saturday, the Pretender season finale.
The incredible season finale, The Pretender, NBC Saturday 9, 8 Central.
The final Seinfeld starts in just 30 minutes.
Tonight, Jay's all new and it's history in the making when Jerry Seinfeld joins Jay for one last goodbye. Plus a huge mystery guest.
Then Conan's got Rosie O'Donnell and Seinfeld's Patrick Warburton tonight.
The Lakers, the Jazz. Last year Utah ousted LA on their way to the finals. Now the playoff rematch.
Jack meets the mailman, Saturday at 3 Eastern on NBC.
Kids, why is Dad so happy we rented with Hertz?
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There is life, but the hottest so long time to have a party there is. Tonight at 11 on 7 News.
Instead, it was the beginning of a whole new life.
Woolworth is the most intelligent comedy of the decade, savagely funny, and furiously original.
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Friday, the sky will be dark because the stars are at the 25th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards.
It's live only on NBC.
Sunday at 8, 7 Central.
They shared a forbidden love.
I'm going to stop. Tell me now.
That would last forever.
Do you think what happened with us is to happen to anyone?
Based on the most beloved bestseller of our time.
Oscar winners Meryl Streep and Clint Eastwood in The Bridges of Madison County.
NBC Sunday.
How are you, Truman?
Vital signs are good.
Lights.
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Camera.
Yeah!
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Sorry, can't stop.
Truman.
Say something.
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That's amazing.
Jim Carrey is Truman Burbank.
Want to do it again?
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In what Esquire Magazine calls the movie of the decade.
It's a miracle!
The Truman Show, rated PG.
June 5th, everywhere.
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Some new tubing, too.
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A new diverter in shades of blue.
You'll be the first thing I run right to.
You're oh so new.
Every single time come see the softer side of seas.
So, you think you've seen it all?
Not yet.
Season finale Tuesday is coming with a full hour of Mad About You starring Ellen as the
new nanny, plus baby stuck in the elevator.
And what really goes on in Paul and Jamie's bed.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Then on a full hour of Frasier, Frasier gets fired and gets everybody else fired.
All right, all right, all right.
And to top it off, he gets Daphne dragged off to jail in handcuffs.
If you ever find yourself in that position again, be sure to call on me.
It's season finale Tuesday on NBC.
If you miss this, you'll be sorry.
The final Seinfeld starts in just two minutes.
Everyone use block precautions.
What is it?
Come on, come on.
Get some help now, too.
ER season finale, NBC, tonight after the final Seinfeld.
I like very much being able to find a book for certain and to order it very quickly
without standing in a line and without any hassle.
It's the first website that I looked at.
I went, this is what the web should be.
It's fun, it's vast, and it piques my interest.
Hi, I'm Kim Kerrigan.
And I'm John Marlar.
Here's what's happening on 7 News tonight.
Find out how this B.U. Hockey star and NHL hero battled cancer and won.
I'm Sarah Edwards in The Diner in New York City with Mickey,
one of the great characters of Seinfeld.
How are you doing?
I'm doing great. Thank you very much.
We're going to salute the end of Seinfeld coming up on 7 News live.
New Englanders celebrate the last episode with Seinfeld's own Jay Peterman.
Join us for 7 News tonight after the season finale of ER.
They are the sheep and we are the shepherds.
We tell them that college is the doorway.
We tell them to prepare for the future.
The question remains, will we?
It's the first website that I've ever seen that I looked at and went,
this is what the web should be.
The more books you order from Amazon.com, the more they get to know you,
and they make personal recommendations.
And it's very, very fast.
It's fun, it's vast, and it piques my interest.
Very warm air, itching to get into Boston, will it do it?
My forecast at 11.
This is one of the most painful experiences in my life.
They're promoting you.
Captain Riggs.
Captain Murtaugh.
On July 10.
Did you stay out of trouble?
Yeah, absolutely.
Mel Gibson.
Danny Glover.
Joe Pesci.
Rene Russo.
And Chris Rock.
Legal Weapon 4.
You have the right to get an attorney.
If you get Johnny Cockland, I'll kill you.
A Richard Donner film.
This film is not yet rated.
Starts Friday, July 10.
Landing soon in perfect fashion.
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Magic?
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Bring us the child.
Saturday, the Pretender season finale.
Santa's going to make another pretender.
Where am I?
A race to save a boy.
You have three hours or less.
Expose secrets.
Tell me about my parents.
Who killed my mother?
Uncover lies.
Well, it's good to see you again, sis.
As fates collide.
Get out!
There's a bomb!
We save the best for last.
The Pretender season finale, NBC Saturday, 9, 8 Central.
Tell me that's not another parade.
I don't think that's a parade.
How close did you get to the thing?
I got pretty close.
Godzilla.
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Vern is taking hula lessons.
Vern wants Edna to think he's exotic.
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Oh, no.
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Today, a brother fresh air blew into the NBA when a 19-year-old kid made his debut and stole the show.
He was different.
He played with such emosis.
It's very simple.
He had eyes in the back of his head.
I thought he played you could get seats.
That's why they call him what they do.
The great thing about life is you never know what you might want to do next.
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Monday, it's the Susan Finale with a glow in the dark wedding.
I want something that screams Vicky.
With Joan Rivers.
Mommy's here.
Is it too late to elope?
Plus, it's the moment everyone's been waiting for between Susan and Jack.
And it's the Caroline season finale with a big Richard and Julia breakup.
No bull.
Okay, there's some bulls, but it's true.
Now, Caroline and Richard will finally be together.
Oh, it's about time.
The one hour season finales of Susan and Caroline, Monday on NBC.
You'll feel it.
It's the new Nice and Easy from Clairol.
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Only one retriever can hunt for houses.
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Wendy's introduces the most delicious combination ever put in a chicken sandwich.
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Hey, Jerry, when you finish the show, come on over.
I made two.
Phil Hartman.
Oh, yeah.
Jan Hooks.
Oh, yeah, baby, I've been a naughty girl.
In the event that will change the planet forever, an alien abducted by a human.
Oh, yeah.
And Harry's the alien he's after.
Oh, yeah.
It doesn't get any bigger than this, the big third rock rescue.
Let's go.
And little Don and Sally.
Are you ready to rock my world?
Well, you're definitely in for a jostle.
Oh, yeah.
The one hour third rock season finale, NBC Wednesday.
Tonight, Jay's all new with Jerry Seinfeld plus a mystery guest, NBC Tonight.
The NBA playoffs continue on NBC This Weekend.
Saturday at 3 Eastern Lakers Jazz.
Sunday at 2.30 Eastern Pacers Bulls.
The NBA playoffs this weekend on NBC.
Hello.
Susan, it's Fred.
Hi.
Are we still on for tonight?
Indeed.
I have reservations at Shea Joseph.
Really?
That place is always booked.
Well, Shea's a personal friend of mine.
Pick you up at 7.
OK.
So, do you look as good as you sound?
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Hey, where's mine?
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Cher is live, but the hottest so long time to a party there is.
Tonight at 11 on 7 News.
You know what makes Coors Light special?
It's perfect, almost anywhere.
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Gene Schallek, the Today Show, calls Quest for Camelot exciting and enchanting.
Woo!
Happily ever after entertainment.
Thank you very much.
Quest for Camelot.
Rated G.
Starts Friday, May 15th at a theater near you.
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So, you think you've seen it all?
Not yet.
Season finale Tuesday is coming with a full hour of Mad About You
starring Ellen as the new nanny,
plus baby stuck in the elevator.
And what really goes on in Paul and Jamie's bed.
Oh my God, oh.
Then on a full hour of Frasier,
Frasier gets fired and gets everybody else fired.
All right, all right, all right.
And to top it off,
Stephanie dragged off to jail in handcuffs.
Ever find yourself in that position again,
be sure to call on me.
It's season finale Tuesday on NBC.
If you missed this, you'll be sorry.
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Don't ever lie to me.
In a marriage of betrayal.
Who knows?
A husband who stands to lose it all
will stop at nothing to keep it all.
Lose 500 grand for killing my wife.
Michael Douglas.
Winnes Paltrow.
Pico Mortenson.
A perfect murder.
Read it on.
Starts Friday, June 5th.
I'm hungry.
Where are we?
You know, man, I think we're lost.
Don't worry, Mr. Henry.
Clear across America,
the one name people still rely on is Cellular One.
That's a good scout.
There'll come a day when you can take your sweet time
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There'll come a day when your photos will be so sharp
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You've heard the story.
19 years ago, her little girl's taken by her ex-husband.
But when he was caught, they stayed by his side.
Now her story.
A Dateline exclusive Friday.
This Friday, the sky will be dark
because the stars are at the 25th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards Live.
25 years of excitement.
Oh baby.
And tears.
I thank you all very much.
Plus, an all-star tribute to Oprah Winfrey.
Friday, the 25th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards Live on NBC.
Tonight, Jay's all new with Jerry Seinfeld
plus a mystery guest, NBC Tonight.
NBC next.
A baby's life hangs in the balance.
Do you think he's gonna make it?
Too soon to tell.
A man's career at stake.
It's the season finale.
Come on!
Where all hell
Get some hell down too!
Is breaking loose.
ER season finale, NBC next.
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So, uh, what does she look like?
She's one of the brightest, most creative people I know.
And what does she look like?
She's an industrial designer.
Industrial?
Hello?
Isabel.
Paris?
Oh, good luck.
Oh, don't worry about it.
We'll see you next week.
Okay, bye.
She's not coming.
She's not coming.
That's okay, honey.
We'll do it next week.
But what does she look like?
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Share his life with the hottest, so-long shine belt party there is.
Tonight at 11 on 7 News.
Shouldn't your machines do what you ask?
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Stan and Fox.
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Can you access the network already?
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Baby, baby, it looks like it's gonna hail.
Baby, baby, it looks like it's gonna hail.
You better come inside, let me teach you how to jive and wail.
Oh, you gotta jump and jive and bend your will.
You gotta jump and jive and bend your will.
You gotta jump and jive and bend your will.
Bond. James Bond.
Grab a friend.
Hit the gas.
And hold your breath.
Tomorrow Never Dies is now available to go.
Only on video, rented tonight.
To those who have been there faithfully, every Thursday night, year after year,
should the pain of separation be more than you can bear?
There's always Advil.
Here's to the crazy ones.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The ones who see things differently.
While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.
NBC Presents
I was just picking you some flowers.
Men still do that, don't they?
Oscar winners Meryl Streep and Clint Eastwood
If you want me to stop, tell me now.
No one's asking you to.
Their forbidden romance became the love of a lifetime.
Some people search all their life for this and never find it.
The Bridges of Madison County, 8, 7 Central, NBC Sunday.
Thank you, Seinfeld, for nine great years.
Now, the season finale of ER.
With its refined handling in real-time four-wheel drive,
the Honda CR-V is such a practical and fun way to get things done
that you just might wish you had more to do.
We have breaking news.
For New England's best breaking news coverage, tune to the news station, 7 News.
A lot of young boys around here dream of playing at Fenway.
But it's a dream come true for Red Sox rookie sensation Lou Marlone from Framingham.
He wowed the crowds today, making some great defensive plays, and last night,
at his first Fenway at bat, he hit a homer.
His family couldn't be more proud, but he tells us,
hey, look, I'm just trying to do my job.
People ask me, is that what the dream was like?
The dream was nothing like that.
The dream was just get on the field.
But today's a new day, and I've got to get up and go back at it again today.
Being here, seeing everybody here, and I've got so many friends that came last night,
it was just unbelievable.
A surefire sign.
He's famous.
Autograph seeker is waiting for Marlone outside the park today.
Great for him.
And that's going to wrap up for 7 News at 11.
Thanks for joining us.
I'm Kim Casey.
I'm Craig Stevens.
Stay tuned for Saturday Night Live, and we'll be looking for you again tomorrow.
Good night.
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Boston's top pastry chefs list the best chocolate.
7 News at 11.