He can solve any crime.
Two shots, down she goes, execution style.
He can read every mind.
Are you a paramedic?
How did you know that?
But the world's most private detective has a problem.
I don't know, the guy's nuts, okay?
I don't think he's ever kissed a girl.
I want to know about you.
Oh.
It's all about staying relaxed.
Bill Pullman, Ben Stiller, zero effect, rated R.
Opens January 30th in selected cities.
A proper gentleman eats one cookie at a time.
But these aren't cookies. They're newtons.
Well, we can't be proper all the time, now can we?
A cookie is just a cookie, but fat-free newtons are fruit and cake.
Let me make this simple.
With the AT&T One-Ray Plan, calls from home are one low rate to anybody in America, a hundred percent of the time.
So of the 24 hours, there is no hour when this rate does not apply.
It's the day rate, the night rate, weekdays, weeknights.
Let me put it to you this way.
The time when this rate is not valid does not exist.
Is that clear?
Yes.
You see, when I apply myself?
Life's a trip, and it takes money to get where you're going.
That's what mutual funds are for.
At Janus, making money means looking for breaks nobody else saw coming.
Jumping on, and riding them in.
No matter what the market's doing, there are great companies to invest in.
Janus finds them.
So you can get there.
Janus No Load Mutual Funds.
Tonight, Chase All New with Bob Newhart, Howie Long, and Chumba Wumba.
Hey, did you see Hillary's new book?
It takes a village to keep an eye on my husband.
And then Kona's got Jim Brewer tonight.
Intrigue.
A sophisticated twist on a sports sedan.
We worry about too much TV.
Eating too much candy.
Too much cold medicine.
We had no idea.
Now, we've switched to Triaminic, so we only treat the symptoms they have.
And there's no chance of side effects from unnecessary medicine.
Triaminic lets you choose the right relief without the worry.
A fluoride toothpaste that really whitens without bleach or peroxide?
Aquafresh Whitening gives you all the fluoride of Crest or regular Colgate,
but whitens better with a patented tri-clean formula that gently breaks up stains.
Aquafresh Whitening for healthy, whiter teeth.
Why am I always the last to know when we got the Peterson account?
I was the last to know.
The merger? Last to know.
Hey, we got a new logo.
Introducing ship alerts from FedEx.com.
More than tracking, it can e-mail you the moment a package has been shipped.
First to know.
Smith, the shipment just left Italy, and you heard it here first.
Smith was transferred a month ago.
Curse he was. I knew that.
Be the first to know with FedEx Ship Alert.
You're watching Veronica's Closet on NBC.
He's come home to reclaim his family.
This week, he finds the one person who knows where they are.
You're in Dayton, Ohio?
Thanks for the tip, Laura.
Now.
Gotta get out of here now.
What's wrong?
Has he finally found the family he's killing to be with?
Oh, my God.
Plus, share a love story like no other on Days of Our Lives.
Tonight on 30 at 11, brace yourself for another big winter storm.
Brad Field's standing by to let you know what we'll get and when it'll hit.
Pope John Paul has a formal meeting tonight with Cuban President Fidel Castro.
We'll bring you a live report with late details.
A man with a knife tries to rob a New Haven woman in her own home, but she turns the tables on him.
And a decision from a judge tonight involving the Clinton sex scandal case will have details at 11.
My $3.99 captain's bed has a bookcase headboard and lots of storage space.
When you see it for only $3.99, gotcha.
First, there was alternative music.
Then there was alternative fashion.
Now there are alternative bagels.
Introducing the new Dunkin Bagel Stick.
Available in four varieties, including Spinach Romano and Santa Fe Ranch.
It is 180 degrees from expected.
It is a leather-trimmed interior.
Available heated front seats.
And an infinity 10-speaker audio system.
The new Chrysler Town & Country LXI.
Built on the belief that great cars appeal to a more passionate side.
Now it's available with $1,000 cash back or a very special low lease rate.
Chrysler.
Engineered to be great cars.
Introducing something great that's long on taste, long on variety, and, well, just long.
The Bagel Stick. New from Dunkin Donuts.
Available in any one of four varieties for just $0.99.