I like going through changes.
I am down for variety.
So it's nice that McDonald's now offers a burger of the month.
This month, a different delicious burger.
Yo, it's me.
This month, it's the double quarter pounder with cheese.
A half pound of 100% pure beef piled high on the sesame seed bun.
Mmm.
It's all that.
Now next month, we can look forward to a different burger taste.
That's happening.
What you want is what you get at McDonald's today.
Poor Newton.
I know it's hard being here with so little to do all day, but Maytag builds them to last
longer and need fewer repairs.
Look at them.
Icons of indestructibility.
No wonder we Maytag repairmen are lords of loneliness, sultans of solitude.
I know how you feel.
That ache inside for the dinner.
Hey, now there's something I can fix.
Maytag, the dependability people.
For all your sinus symptoms, choose the number one brand recommended by pharmacists, Sinutab.
Relief for prisoners of sinus suffering.
Something big is coming from Sertz.
Yeah?
A breath mint with extra mint for extra cool fresh flavor.
Sounds big.
Bigger than you think.
New sugar-free Sertz extra flavor mints with reds and dry them.
I'd like to, but I can't get up.
A refreshing new way to be certain with Sertz.
What is it about her?
Was it a strange celestial event?
A secret of the ages or animal magnetism that gave her such bewitching eyes?
Get over it.
Expert eyes, Shadow.
Maybelline.
So true.
It mystifies me.
Maybe she's born with it.
Obviously there is a new style, definitely a new priority, and most importantly, an improvement
in the economy, and without a doubt, a changing of the guard.
Thursday is Brian becoming a changed man.
For the minute I saw it, I just knew I had to have...
Then Lillard's back.
But so is her crazy boyfriend.
We're being held hostage.
Oh.
Cheers.
Then Jerry and the gang are giving of themselves to care for the elderly.
He's bugging me.
All new Seinfeld, NBC Thursday.
The biggest names in music.
The funniest names in comedy.
Together, one stage, one night.
Only two men could make it happen.
She's swinging.
She's swinging golf.
Saturday Night Live, prime time special.
We're not worthy.
Right after the NBA All-Star Game next Sunday on NBC.
Have you ever considered going into teaching?
Think about it, little tiny short people would admire you.
You would own many, many pencils.
You would also help kids learn to read, or to love science, or have self-respect.
You could be the one teacher they'll remember all their lives.
The more you know about teaching, the more you know it's a rewarding, important profession.
And you'll get the big desk, with little tiny drawers, all your own, it's good.
Coming up on 11 at 11, if you enjoyed the Lucy and Desi home video special, don't touch
your dial.
We'll take you behind the scenes and have a candid interview with Lucy Arnaz.
President Clinton preparing to address the nation on his economic plan tonight.
A scene out of a Hollywood horror film is six people are found shot to death in a Bronx
apartment.
Plus, new developments in the Mike Tyson rape controversy.
I'm Ann Baldwin.
11 at 11 is next.
Introducing something very, very fast.
It can take you from zero to 3,500.
The new Ford Citibank Visa card.
You get the security of a Citibank Visa, and 5% of everything you purchase goes towards
a new Ford or Lincoln or Mercury.
You could earn a rebate of up to $3,500 two years faster than any other basic auto rebate
card.
The new Ford Citibank Visa.
Now, this is a better idea.
We took whole roasted almonds, covered them in pure milk chocolate, and a thin candy shell
to get...
Ta-da!
New Eminem's almond chocolate candies.
The milk chocolate melts in your mouth.
Uh, not in your hand.
Sorry, fellas.
I'm new here.
Bob Campbell has a bad cold, but he can't take anything.
That'll make him drowsy.
Luckily, there's new Tylenol Cold Gel Caps, the only cold medicine in a gel cap that won't
make you drowsy.
New Tylenol Cold Gel Caps.
If you took the most effective diarrhea medicine and shaped it into a caplet, you'd have Immodium
AD Caplets, the only caplet that often stops diarrhea in one dose.
Immodium AD Caplets, the original prescription for one dose relief.
When I get a yeast infection, I want an effective cure at a reasonable price.
So I switched from Gynolotrimin to Micelex 7, because Micelex has the same full prescription
strength medicine, and it costs a lot less.
So now my choice, my cure, is Micelex.
There are lots of tear-free shampoos, but now there's a new tear-free shampoo, and a
new Tangle and Conditioner in one, introducing Tear-Free Pert Plus for Kids.
Because what's the point of no tears in the bath if there are tears afterwards?
Tear-Free Pert Plus for Kids.
Evian-Ice Tough on Tangles.
This week, TV and kids, find out what's hot with Barney, Big Bird, Mr. Rogers, Lamb Chop,
and Katie Two.
A special series all this week on Today.
Country Music's Greatest Heads, NBC, Tuesday.
Now through Monday, Stephen Suzuki, Nissan, Toyota, crushes prices.
Up to 26% off NSRP on new Suzuki's, Nissan's, Toyota's.
Stephen guarantees you'll save $500 to $1,000 or more on a purchase, $20 to $100 or more
per month on a lease.
Or you'll get up to a $2,000 savings bond.
That's right, a new Suzuki, Nissan, Toyota, at a big guaranteed saving.
Or get up to a $2,000 savings bond.
Stephen Automall Center, Bristol.
Where do you find all this?
If you said the Bahamas, you're not only right, you're close.
The Bahamas, the country Columbus first set foot on.
Nonstop to Grand Bahama, call your travel agent or princess vacations.
One stuffy nose, one sore throat, one bad cough, one place to go.
The Halls of Medicine with the vapor action formula of Halls Mentholiptus, real medicine
so you feel better fast.
The Halls of Medicine.
There's an ingredient in Effordent.
You may not expect.
Antibacterial Effordent, made with Arm and Hammer Baking Soda.
Leaves Dentures Baking Soda, fresh and clean.