The critics agree about the season's funniest and smartest new comedy.
Newsweek.
I'll Do Anything is wickedly funny and surprisingly touching.
Is there a name for what we just had?
Time Magazine.
These are characters we never want to let go.
Why are you breathing so heavy?
Nervous.
Siskel and Ebert.
Two thumbs up.
It's not your fault.
It's not?
No.
It's just that he's too good for you.
I'll Do Anything, rated PG-13 at theaters Friday.
A&B Party Rentals is a family business.
Oh, we get all kinds of stains on linens.
Some stains are complex.
The more ingredients in a stain, the tougher it is to get out.
Tide's bleach-like power just got better.
It gets out complex stains.
Even liquid detergents with bleach leave part of the stain behind.
But Tide powers it out with improved stain removers.
People rent here because nothing looks rented.
If it's got to be clean, it's got to be Tide.
I'm 55 years old. I'm still doing the laundry.
You know, creating very fine apple quenchers was not easy.
Get back here.
Because each apple quencher flavor is a blend of three different fruits,
like apple, strawberry, banana.
And combining them so you could taste all three fruits was hard work.
Mr. Banana.
Because fruits have big egos, they're not really team players.
Each one wants to be the dominant flavor.
I don't know. But we got them to cooperate.
Sunday on SeaQuest, a renegade sub gone berserk.
Find the sub and destroy it.
It's Bridger's best friend gone bad.
You can't order me to do this.
It's kill or...
I'm resigning.
Bridger's never coming back.
On all new SeaQuest, 8, 7 Central, NBC Sunday.
There are some things about America our European friends will never forget.
They'll fondly remember Park Avenue Ultra's dual airbags.
Its concert sound system will play in their memory.
And they'll always rave about Ultra's dual zone climate control.
Although it's varied degrees.
Andre and Michelle will miss America and its national treasures.
Park Avenue Ultra.
From Buick.
The new symbol of quality in America.
To discover the real difference between the world's two leading soft drinks,
we're implementing an anthropological study.
Chimp A will be allowed nothing but Coke.
Chimp B, nothing but Pepsi.
The results are astounding.
The chimp that drank Coke showed improvement in motor skills.
The chimp that drank Pepsi, however, disappeared.
Hello.
It's him.
Join Kelsey Grammer, Days of Our Lives, Lisa Renna, live from Beverly Hills as
they host the 10th annual soap opera awards tomorrow at 9, 8 Central on NBC.
Saturday, the event nine months in the making, a mommy gives birth and only one
person can deliver the baby.
It's time to say hello to the world.
All new mommies, NBC Saturday.
It was so hard being a mom with a migraine.
The pain was unbearable.
Yeah, so I couldn't go to work.
There's news about migraine.
Migraine doesn't have to mean missing out on life.
Research has given doctors new understanding about migraine.
They can diagnose it better and provide surprisingly effective treatment programs.
I'm back on the job and I'm staying here.
I'm glad I saw my doctor.
My doctor really helped.
Before your next migraine, call your doctor.
These aren't merely chairs.
They're blueprints used by us to help design and create the perfect environment for
the driver of the Lexus GS.
Because a true performance sedan shouldn't just handle the road, it must also handle
its passengers, the Lexus GS.
MCI called and they want friends and family phone numbers.
And if they are on that friends and family, you get a better deal.
Well, nobody was in my family, so it's not a better deal.
I thought it would be a lot more savings.
You want to give us savings?
Give us savings.
Just give it to us.
You got it.
New AT&T True USA savings.
Spend $25 a month and get 20% off AT&T calls to anyone in the USA guaranteed.
Two out of three friends and family users on basic or prime time will save more on
True USA savings.
And that's just in the first 10 minutes.
L.A. Law's back next.
Sunday, a great NBA doubleheader.
First Shaq and the Magic beat the Knicks.
Then the Suns battled the Bulls.
The NBA on NBC Sunday.
Joel Siegel, Good Morning America declares grumpy old men hysterical.
Eat my shorts.
Lemon and Mafowl make movie magic.
Do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow.
Grumpy old men.
Rated PG-13.
Now playing.
With Snickers brand instant win sweepstakes, you'll know instantly if you've won a trip to
the World Cup soccer finals in Los Angeles, World Cup sports bags and souvenir kits, or
won a 50,000 soccer balls.
Good thing they don't sponsor bowling.
How does the owner of Little Caesars think up his next great pizza idea?
What are his influences?
His inspiration.
That's it.
Pizza for a buck.
Where do I come up with this stuff?
Pizza for a buck.
Now when you buy two pizzas with two toppings for $8.98, you get a third pizza for a buck.
Pizza, pizza.
In the future, one person will dare to show the unspeakable.
You will learn by the rights to my death.
Televise an actual execution.
TV is the highest court in the land.
The movie everyone's talking about.
I think what you're doing is reprehensible.
Sean Young, Tim Daly, witness to the execution a week from Sunday on NBC.
Jolette, clear gel antiperspirant, a clear, clean, powerful gel that goes on smoothly with no white residue to form an invisible barrier of protection.
Jolette, clear gel antiperspirant.
Rent a truck from Ryder before March 27th and we'll give you 20 minutes of long distance calls free so when you're on the road, you can reach your destination even before you get there.
Hi, we're on the road.
Hi, we're almost there.
Dave Thomas has a dream of competing in the four-man bobsledding winning gold.
Let's try it.
Maybe we ought to have lunch first.
If you've got a challenging afternoon, get a Wendy's 2.99 old-fashioned quarter-pound single combo with biggie fries and a cold drink.
The best hamburger makes the best combo.
48.
48 seconds?
No, minutes.
Well, better luck next time.
Yeah, see you, buddy.
Wendy's quarter-pound single combo, now just 2.99.
Hey, guys, what about Piers figure skating?
Say aloha to Fox's Wild Adventures in Paradise beginning Monday.
He's a daredevil bank robber.
The killer rush.
He's an undercover agent.
The FBI is going to pay me to learn to surf.
But how do you catch a criminal who lives on the edge without going over yourself?
John!
Keanu Reeves.
Patrick Swayze.
Point Break, part of Fox's Wild Adventures in Paradise, Monday. Parental discretion is advised.
Before the All-Star Game, the bad boys of comedy are taking shots at the NBA's biggest stars.
How's it going up there, baby?
Join Patrick Ewing, Danny Manning, Isaiah Thomas, Bloody D-Bots, James Worthy and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
He's home.
For in Living Colors All-Star Basketball Bash, tonight at 9, 8 Central.
You don't think a car can change your attitude?
Watch.
Take this guy.
Give him a probe.
Lose the sweater.
Change the hair.
Voila!
Or her.
Give her an Escort GT.
Lose the glasses.
Makeover City.
And bingo!
Whoa, this guy needs a Ranger Bad.
Let's do that grunge thing and off you go.
Lot of work here.
Definitely Mustang.
Lose the pocket protector.
Heck, lose the whole outfit.
And throw that man away.
Ford.
Serious attitude adjustment.
Fearless.
Daring.
Jim Carrey is Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
Yes, yes, yes!
Rated PG-13.
Now playing at a theater near you.
Has it got huge new zones?
Check!
Twice as big as Sonic 2?
Check!
Does it have the 3D special stage?
Check!
Do it!
New Sonic 3 is now available at a store near you.
The actual size of a Jolly Rancher candy is 3 4 7 inch by 3 4 7 inch square.
But the actual taste of a Jolly Rancher candy is immeasurable.
Jolly Rancher candy.
The great taste of fruit is weird.
Part human, part creature, all killer.
And Friday it's looking for Agent Malter.
You're a tech man.
Get all the X-Files at 9, 8 Central.
Sunday it's a night of indecent proposals.
First, Martin buys an engagement ring.
Somebody left their social security number.
No, no, no, that's the price.
Damn!
But when he finally pops the question, what will Gina say?
Sensors are standing by for an all-new Martin.
Then, only one of these girls will get a date with Mr. Right and you will decide.
Hope to see you soon.
Hope to see you naked.
Check the ad in this week's TV Guide for the Tales and watch Living Single after Martin.
A night of indecent proposals starts Sunday at 8, 7 Central.
O can be one-on-one.
Or O can be two.
O is what holds companions together.
O is the new Olympus Stylus Zoom.
A weatherproof compact camera with two times power zoom.
At Nobody Beats the Wiz, you'll find all the Olympus cameras and accessories
like the Olympus IS-3 zoom lens reflex camera
that zooms from telephoto to wide-angle and pin-sharp focus.
With Olympus and Nobody Beats the Wiz, you'll never miss another O.
Tired of the same old flakes?
Try Cluster Cereal.
It's got a nutty sweet taste you'll never want to give up.
Cluster starts with crispy flakes with wheat and bran,
but then adds clusters with nuts and honey for a sweet nutty taste.
So if you want more than just flakes,
get your hands on some clusters before someone else does.
Something wild is happening to men's grooming.
Now the Gillette Series of high-performance products
comes in an invigorating new scent.
Wild Rain, the newest fragrance of the Gillette Series.
If you're going to eat chicken, you're going to really eat chicken.
It's delicious.
The Colonel's Rotisserie Gold Chicken.
If you don't love it, we'll give you your money back guaranteed.
This is by far the best chicken I've ever tasted.
And what do you have to lose?
They're going to give you your money back if you don't agree.
KFC, we do chicken right.
My Girl. America's sweetheart is back.
Dad, when a boy likes you, does he pretend that he doesn't like you?
And she's at that age.
Uh-oh, here comes puberty.
When friends start acting funny.
Act natural. Totally natural.
Boys start paying attention.
Are you suffering from a chemical imbalance?
And life starts getting interesting.
My Girl 2.
I'm 13. Maybe it's about time I got my own apartment.
Rated PG.
At theaters Friday.
Sunday, it's a night of indecent proposals.
First, roses are red.
Babe, your butt looks bitchy.
Daisies are white.
Women, can't live with them.
Yeah.
Gloves in the air.
They sent up a cute one this time.
No!
On Valentine's night.
Now I know how Tom Arnold feels.
And all-new Mary with children.
Then, George finds a woman he can relate to.
It seems like you have a history of unhealthy relationships.
Does that bother you?
No, I find it very encouraging.
And all-new George Carpenter.
And all-new George Carlin Show.
Right after Mary with Children, Sunday.
To impress women, some guys will do anything.
Two club sodas.
You know, since we're doctors, we don't want to overindulge tonight.
Well, almost anything.
Are you a doctor?
I just got this awful rash.
No, no, no.
The Sin Dad Show.
You want to see it again?
You don't understand.
I didn't want to see it the first time.
The next episode is next.