But most of this airline's fleet is modern enough to meet those quieter standards five years ahead.
The human face. A landscape. Difficult terrain where certain hairs grow taller, longer.
Introducing a revolutionary three-stage shaving system.
Braun Flex Integral.
The first foil removes short hairs.
An integrated cutter shaves longer hairs.
And the second foil completes the job.
New Flex Integral.
For Braun's closest shave yet.
Braun. The world's most recognized shave.
Ford introduces the all-new Taurus.
Where every curve flows into an ingenious new design.
Where one-of-a-kind ideas unfold.
Where everything you touch is soft on your fingertips.
And even the back seat shows forward thinking.
The all-new Ford Taurus.
Making the dream come true.
They created their microprocessor in 1971.
And the faster their chips have performed, the faster their company has grown.
Today, the Intel design is the brains behind two-thirds of the world's PCs.
By the 21st century, Intel expects their chip to execute two billion instructions in one second.
Where do you find such fast-thinking companies?
Actually, there's a list of them printed every day.
NASDAQ. The stock market for the next hundred years.
Coming up next, except on the West Coast.
Space Above and Beyond returns with a brand-new episode.
Followed by an all-new Simpsons.
Martin on its new night.
And a full hour of Married with Children.
It's all coming up next on Glocks.
Next week, the NFL's oldest rivalry heats up as the Bears battle the Packers.
Followed by the 49ers versus the Cowboys in the most anticipated matchup of the season.
It all begins at noon Eastern, 9 a.m. Pacific.
Check local listings for the game and time in your area.
Their newest mission was supposed to bring them home to Earth.
Got trouble.
Do not disengage.
But someone doesn't want them to get there.
My mom had to be sent by someone aboard the Saratoga.
Killer.
Go, go!
Could be one of their own.
We got two minutes.
Drop the weapon.
A brand-new Space Above and Beyond.
Next.
It is our proudest achievement since we took ownership of the airline.
Introducing our new Boeing 777.
Co-designed by the employee owners of United.
We don't just work here.
Come fly our friendly skies.
You've been watching Fox Sports.
Seen by most as being very, very cool.
Until today, you had to do a lot of homework to be a smart consumer.
But now there's consumer tips from SNET Yellow Pages.
It gives you important buying information over the phone.
Everything from attorney's fees to buying jewelry all free.
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with new consumer tips free in the SNET Yellow Pages.
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Better beddings having a Sealy any size, one low-priced sale.
Here's how it works.
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for the same low price each piece starting at just $99.
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I'm Tom Hooley.
And I'm John Hooley.
Remember, for a Sealy mattress, it's better bedding.
You stole my line.
At least I said please.
Oh, brother.
A while back, the Saturn plant here in Spring Hill, Tennessee
shut down for a couple of days
so that Saturn team members could make a few improvements.
Just about everything got some attention.
The lockers got a fresh coat of paint.
Some new items were added to the menu in the cafeteria.
And when everyone got back,
they found their very own new high-tech state-of-the-art safety glasses.
Oh, and while we were at it,
we made a few improvements in the cars as well.
Introducing the brand-new Satans,
the sedan,
and the wagon.
Just two of a whole bunch of improvements
the people around here really love.
Most of them, anyway.
It's better.
Not bitter.
Surprise.
It's sweet.
Ocean spray.
Avery red and tangerine grapefruit juice drink.
This is grapefruit.
It's better.
Not bitter.
Surprise.
Yeah, it's sweet.
Sweet at first and then grapefruit at the end.
Sweet grapefruit and tangerines.
Tangerines?
Wow, it's better.
Much, much better.
Not bitter.
What a surprise.
It's very, very sweet.
It's not any ordinary grapefruit juice.
It's got a sweet grapefruit taste you'll crave.
Ruby red and tangerine crave the wave.
Ocean spray.
When I get a headache, I just want it gone.
But now with Tylenol,
two Advil work better on tough pain and not with Excedrin.
That's aspirin with the ingredient in Tylenol and caffeine.
I don't want that.
I'll go with Advil.
Advanced medicine for pain.
Africa.
A place where the balance of nature is so delicate,
no man would dare to disturb it.
No man.
But Ace Ventura.
Jim Carrey.
Ace Ventura.
When nature calls.
Alrighty then.
Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, November 10th.
Now at McDonald's, the Animaniacs are back.
And we're wackier than ever.
We really shouldn't be such strangers.
That's right.
Let me extend my greetings.
Now you can get a break and your kids get their favorite characters
with the Animaniacs Hamburger Happy Meal for just $1.99.
You can bend them, push them, squish them, or stretch them.
Wait a minute, is that in our contract?
One with each Happy Meal you buy your kids, just $1.99.
I'm stuffed.
I couldn't eat another hamburger.
Now that's a stretch.
Luxury cars are known for their high resale value.
But what if we told you there's a car that holds its value
better than the Lexus LS400, better than the BMW 7 Series,
better than any Mercedes sedan built, and it costs under $16,000?
Would that stop you?
The Nissan Altima, the affordable luxury sedan.
Calculations of 93 Altima retaining more of its MSRP
than 93 listed models based on information from the NADA guide.
The makers of children's style in all cold know kids have all kinds of colds.
My nose gets so stuffy.
My throat's on fire.
That's an egg on my hand because my feet were so hot.
It's like the worst quack you ever heard.
Drip, drip, drip.
It's disgusting.
But no matter what the symptoms, one medicine relieves them all.
Children's Tylenol Cold Plus Cough.
It's the only national brand that relieves every major cold symptom,
so everyone feels great.
Children's Tylenol Cold Plus Cough.
The only one you need.
Hey, boopy.
I don't think so, Baldi.
God milk.
Nothing you've ever seen.
They make me do things.
Nothing you've ever imagined.
But I can see them for what they are.
I can prepare you for what's coming.
Your brain tuned into their collective consciousness
when I can see what they're planning.
Scott Bakula in a world premiere miniseries.
The Invaders next Sunday, parental discretion advised.
Coaching college basketball.
I'm always out there recruiting, and I need to be reachable anywhere
or I'll lose the kids to another program.
So I got my own AT&T 500 number.
It's not actually any phone.
There's this kid you gotta see.
Donald Austin in Brookville.
It's called AT&T True Connections.
And what it means is, is that I'm never out of touch.
Oh, hi, Mrs. Austin.
Now the kids can be sure to get to me before they make their decision.
My own 500 number, sure helps.
That's your true choice, AT&T.
How fast can you begin to feel relief from a cold?
It depends.
How fast can you open a Halls with vapor action?
Halls vapor action means instant action,
only from the Halls of Medicine.
The Olive Garden's never-ending pasta bowl is coming to an end.
Enjoy unlimited refill after refill of your favorite pasta,
plus free super salad and breadsticks.
Although the pasta's never-ending, this offer ends November 12th.
So hurry to the Olive Garden.
Tonight at 830, 730 Central.
Can Gina cut it as a housewife?
I don't give a damn if I'm gonna eat another chicken pie.
A brand new Martin after the Simpsons tonight.
American Savings.
Hello.
Oh, I was waiting for the voice.
The voice?
Yeah, you know, your call is important to us,
but we'd like you to listen to 20 Minutes of Swanee or something.
Oh, you have one of those mega banks.
Yeah, but I'm shopping around.
American Savings has the same services without all the fees.
If I get cash at another bank's ATM?
Free.
Pay bills by phone?
Free.
Oh, sounds good.
But I still can't decide.
Maybe this will help.
Swanee, how I love you.
I'll be right over.
Bob, these Edwards bonus buys can last more than a month.
Why is that?
We print them on good paper.
And no, why do bonus buys last more than a month?
Oh, it gives people more time to save.
This week, save on very fine apple quenches.
All varieties, 46 ounces of $1.99.
Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheat or Corn Pop Cereal, 15 to 16 ounces, $2.29.
And Ultra Whisk Liquid Laundry Detergent, all varieties, 50 ounces, only $2.99.
Good through November 11th.
Edwards, you could pay more, but why?
It's tool time with Home Improvement, weeknights at 7 on Fox 61 WTIC-TV.
If it's not strong, it's not beautiful.
Strong hair starts at the roots.
New, vibrant organic hair builds strong hair, penetrating the hair shaft,
infusing roots with organic nutrients.
It's new hair care.
It's a new world.
Where strong is beautiful.
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This is Emily.
She's writing a book report on a PC with an Intel Pentium processor inside.
The Pentium processor has the power to make software look, sound, and feel more real.
Making Emily's homework assignment feel more like a field trip.
The Intel Pentium Processor.
Me and Patsy take turns with each other's kids.
Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee.
It's 95% fat free, and that makes me feel good.
Not as good as when it's Patsy's turn, but thank goodness for Chef Boyardee.
Nothing ruins a good time, like the painful pressure of sinus congestion.
That's why there's an Afrin nasal spray just for sinuses.
It relieves sinus congestion and painful pressure faster than tablets.
I just love a happy ending.
Afrin sinus.
Fox presents the world broadcast premiere of a Francis Ford Coppola film.
Who are you, Dracula?
Keanu Reeves, the Nona Ryder, Anthony Hopkins, and Gary Oldman star in Bran Stoker's Dracula.
Tuesday on Fox, parental discretion advised.
Tonight, Homer's on a quest.
To become the world's heaviest man.
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the movement.
It's Homer's biggest episode ever.
When I grow up, I want to be a lardo just like Dad.
The Simpsons.
A brand new episode coming up next.
My mom says a couple of ounces of antifreeze can kill our dog.
Even two tablespoons can be bad for me.
So we use an antifreeze that's safer for kids and pets.
That's less harmful.
My dad says any antifreeze can protect against freezing and rust.
But is it less harmful for me?
And JoJo?
That's what my dad cares about.
What about yours?
Sierra antifreeze. Because safer is better.
Introducing membership rewards from American Express.
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For a membership rewards program, you decide where to use your rewards and what works best for you.
So enroll today in membership rewards.
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Some sinus medicines can make sensitive nasal tissue feel dry and uncomfortable.
But new Sudafed non-drying sinus has a moisturizing formula that helps keep nasal tissue feeling moist and comfortable while it drains away sinus pressure.
Take new Sudafed non-drying sinus.
Luxury cars are known for their high resale value.
But what if we told you there's a car that holds its value better than the Lexus LS400?
Better than the BMW 7 Series?
Better than any Mercedes sedan built and it costs under $16,000?
Would that stop you?
The Nissan Altima. The affordable luxury sedan.
Calculations of 93 Altima retaining more of its MSRP than 93 listed models based on information from the NADA guide.
You may be cheating yourself.
When you're in a video, you're paying for great pictures.
You're also paying for great sound.
Big Hollywood surround sound.
It's on your cable channels, even your favorite TV shows.
But if you don't have the right stuff, you're not hearing it.
You've got the time, you've got everything you pay for.
Maximum television.
Only from Sony.
The next time you go to the dentist, he can improve the way you care for your teeth and gums
without drilling or buzzing a thing.
And all you have to do is this.
Introducing Crest Plus Gum Care.
Not only helps fight cavities, it can actually control the bacteria that harm your gums.
It's the only toothpaste proven to help get your gums healthier.
New Crest Plus Gum Care.
It's just what the dentist ordered.
A hidden enemy unleashes a deadly new weapon.
Electronic nerve gas that causes us to turn on each other.
Now, it's soldier against soldier.
I'm not turning over my gun when one is pointed at me.
Sayonara, baby.
In the most terrifying battle of their lives.
That's the put it down.
A brand new space above and beyond next Sunday.
Next Sunday on Fox, a motion picture event begins.
They make me do things.
Who is thing?
Nothing you've ever seen.
The Martians are coming, the Martians are coming.
Nothing you've ever imagined.
Why don't you see them for what they are?
Can prepare you for what's coming.
That thing in your head is tuned into their collective consciousness.
I can see what they're planning.
Scott Bakula in a world premiere miniseries that's out of this world.
The Invaders begins next Sunday on Fox.
parental discretion advised.
If you buy a Cavalier today,
we wouldn't be surprised if by the time it's scheduled for a tune-up,
you've already got it paid off.
If by the time it needs new rear shocks, you have your master's degree.
If by the time it needs a transmission fluid change, your baby is in first grade.
Or if by the time it needs a new muffler,
we've elected two presidents.
Any car can be easy to buy.
Cavalier is easy to own.
That's what makes it a genuine Chevrolet.
Desk, 159.
159.
Chest, 159.
159.
Headboard and nightstand, 159.
159.
Come on down.
It's family night.
Wailers versus Sharks Tuesday at 7.
Then the Wailers take on the New York Rangers Saturday at 7.
The Simpsons is brought to you by America's Dairy Farmers.
No milk for your coffee means no milk for your morning,
which means, well, you know what it means.
Got milk?
Tom, can I make a suggestion?
You're fired!
Welcome to eternity.