Everybody needs some money somehow.
When you need to send money fast, only Western Union lets you send it from home.
Hello?
Rita!
Just call 1-800-CALL-CASH.
Western Union.
The fastest way to send money.
We wanted you to know what it feels like in a Major League box.
Sega's new World Series Baseball.
It's more like real life.
Hey, Ricky!
Oh!
Sega!
This time around, we'll laugh without end.
And we'll laugh from our souls.
Out of control.
It's gonna be a good time.
Because everything is possible.
This time around.
Why go to the beach?
Just to get beached.
Punch in, punch in, to nasty. Punch in, punch totally.
Into the pure, clean taste.
Just get a little bit wet.
Punch in, to nasty. Punch in, totally. Punch in.
This is when the big dogs come out.
They're the most outrageous names in sports.
And we're the most outrageous name in television.
So if you think about it, it was really only a matter of time.
Briscoe and Bowler meet a pair of sexy twins that are gonna pump them up.
I never knew blacksmithing could be so entertaining.
Briscoe County, Jr. Friday at 8, 7 Central.
Extraordinary. The X-Files. Friday at 9, 8 Central.
To a 7-year-old, velocity, mass, and momentum aren't as interesting as the song on the radio.
And crash test dummies don't go on family vacations.
But the people who buy Volkswagen Jettas do.
That's why the new Jetta has dual airbags, front and rear crumple zones,
side impact beams, and a rigid passenger safety cage.
Velocity, mass, and momentum don't mean much to children.
And we plan on keeping it that way.
See your Volkswagen retailer for special lease rates.
If you can't get to World Cup 94,
we'd like to point out that the preliminary matches for World Cup 2010 have already begun.
And luckily enough, good seats are still available.
McDonald's, proud sponsor of the world's biggest soccer game.
Even prouder sponsor of some of the world's smallest.
How many ways to make a collect call do you need?
It's too complicated.
Time for a collect call recall.
Forget about 1-800-Operator or 1-800-Collect.
AT&T has a better way.
All you need is 1-800-Call-ATT.
Dial it every time you make a collect call.
It's new. It's simple.
1-800-C-A-L-L-ATT.
One number.
The lowest price for a collect call.
Only from AT&T.
What are you guys wearing at Kim's surprise party?
Kim!
I think I'm wearing my hot pink velvet to go with my hot pink pimples.
I don't think so.
Well, execute them.
Execute pimples with OxyPads.
Oxy's powerful medicine breaks up zip-breeding oil.
OxyPads used to help prevent, destroy more pimples than stridex or clear as ill pads.
Pure pimples.
Execute them.
Deep in the forest, a killer has slept for 500 years.
Come from the sky.
Take a man and devour him alive.
This Friday, the terror awakens.
Be safe as long as we stay in the light.
And Agent Scully and Mulder will be its next victims.
Get them off me!
In all new X-Files, Friday at 9, 8 Central.
There isn't much critics agree on, but their praise of South Central has been unanimous.
Find out what everyone is raving about.
Watch a special one-hour presentation of South Central, Sunday at 7, 6 Central.
And an all-new episode on its regular day and time, Tuesday at 8, 7 Central.
Sinbad's foster kids run away from home.
Responsible kids don't run away.
You ran away.
Yeah, but he told me to.
The Sinbad Show, an all-new episode next.
So that's what you can give us on our trade-in?
We think it's a very fair price.
Gee, I don't know, honey.
Can we have a moment to discuss it?
Sure, take your time.
Thank you.
You too can get top dollar for your trade-in.
Then drive home a new Ford F-150 special for just $2.29 a month.
Expect the unexpected, only at your New England Ford dealer.
So, what do you think?
We'll take it.
You don't need more credit cards, you need less.
You don't need to spend more for gasoline, you need to spend less.
Now you get more for less.
With the Shell MasterCard from Chemical Bank.
Purchases made with it earn free Shell gasoline.
The more you use this, the less you spend on this.
So get rid of these.
And get the Shell MasterCard from Chemical Bank.
Call 1-800-FREE-GAS.
The mattresses are made in the same factory as the national brand.
The mattresses are positively, absolutely, substantially lower than a national brand.
Come on down.
Alright Chief, hope I'm right.
Come on.
Look, Daddy loves corn pop scene.
And here he comes.
The problem with a cereal that tastes like popcorn, only sweeter.
Is that it disappears like popcorn, only faster.
Are you finished? Good boy.
He may want seconds.
Kellogg's corn pops. It's hard to stop when it pops.
Allergies can ruin my day.
My husband, a doctor, recommends Dymatap Extent Tabs.
Extent Tabs provide 12 full hours of adult allergy relief.
Dymatap relieves my allergies all day.
Doctors recommend 12 hour Dymatap Extent Tabs.
It kills the germs that cause bad breath.
It fights plaque above the gum line.
It protects you against the gum infection, gingivitis.
It's more than a mint mouthwash.
This is great tasting cool mint Listerine.
How do you get a clean shave from a dirty razor?
You don't.
That's why the Schick ST has a one push cleaning bar.
Clean razor, clean shave.
The ST from Schick.
We're changing the face of shaving.
The new 1994 Acura Integra sports coupe and sports sedan.
Since Hot Wheels have caused them this fun.
Tracks all separate.
In reality, a Jolly Rancher candy is 3 fourths of an inch by 3 fourths of an inch square.
But the virtual reality of its taste is immeasurable.
Jolly Rancher candy.
The great tastest fruit squared.
There isn't much critics agree on.
But their praise of South Central has been unanimous.
Find out what everyone is raving about.
Watch a special one hour presentation of South Central, Sunday at 7, 6 Central.
And an all new episode on its regular day and time, Tuesday at 8, 7 Central.
Jim Carrey is in a butt bungo free for all.
On In Living Color, coming up next.
Good evening, I'm Beth Carroll.
Tonight on the News at 10, Mystery Fields at Hartford Hospital puts surgeries on hold.
As officials try to pinpoint the source.
Friendly fire downs two U.S. helicopters in Northern Iraq in the case of mistaken identity.
The family of Hamden's missing school superintendent begs him to come home.
The Connecticut Company comes to the aid of the Russian baseball team stranded in Waterbury.
And baseball is back in New Haven with the Ravens playing their home opener.
These stories, Rich with Late Sports and Kevin with Great Weather News, all tonight at 10.
Come on, I want to show you something.
It needs some work, but it's yours if you want it.
Of course it probably needs new brakes, muffler, shocks.
Don't forget to change the oil regularly.
Now you take some advice from your old grandpa.
Go to Monroe. They're good people.
At Monroe you get fair prices and only the repairs you need.
If it ain't broke, we don't fix it.
You think your grandma and I could take it out for a spin now and then?
You got to go Monroe.
I've got to stay focused.
If I let hunger get in my way, some other guy grabs my shot.
There's a hunger inside you.
So I carry Snickers.
Packed with fresh roasted peanuts, thick milk, chocolate and caramel, Snickers stops the hunger.
Hey, these guys aren't the only ones competing out here.
Hunger inside you.
What's the capital of Delaware?
Look it up. Now no more questions.
I know I'm not supposed to ask any questions, but if Dad has a game tonight and we have scouts,
what are we going to do about dinner, Mom?
Something special.
Only McDonald's gives you extra time and extra value meals starting at $2.99.
Dad, what's the capital of Delaware?
Dover.
Thanks.
What you want is what you get at McDonald's tonight.
Allergies can ruin my day.
My husband, a doctor, recommends Dymatap XtendTabs.
XtendTabs provide 12 full hours of adult allergy relief.
Dymatap relieves my allergies all day.
Doctors recommend 12-hour Dymatap XtendTabs.
I'm a big kid and look what I can do.
I can wear big kid pants, too.
Only pull-ups training pants have stretchy sides, like real underpants, for the snuggest, trimmest big kid fit.
And I can pull them up and on.
For protection and fit, there's nothing like pull-ups.
Mommy, wow.
I'm a big kid now.