Calling Collect. You've got options. You can dial zero like this guy.
Hi, Mommy. I rode on the plane all by myself.
Did I mention you'll be charged as much as you possibly can for this call?
Or...
You can dial 1-800-Collect. Here's how it works. Dial 1-800-Collect.
Yeah, I just saved you some cash. You're welcome. Love you.
Called Mom Collect, huh?
You know, you could have saved up to 44% by dialing 1-800-Collect.
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
What are you guys wearing at Kim's surprise party?
Kim!
I think I'll wear my hot pink velvet to go with my hot pink pimples.
And maybe...
I don't think so. We'll OX-i-cute them.
OX-i-cute pimples with OXI-pads.
OXI's powerful medicine breaks up zip-breeding oil.
OXI-pads used to help prevent, destroy more pimples than stridex or clear as ill pads.
OXI-pads!
Pure pimples.
OXI-cute them.
Was I surprised when my dentist told me I had a tartar problem?
Doctor, I said, I brush with baking soda and peroxide.
He said, those aren't tartar-fighting ingredients, so your teeth aren't as clean as they could be.
Used tartar-controlled crest.
But Doctor, I said, shouldn't I use baking soda and peroxide for my gums?
Pete, he said, they're not proven to do anything special for your gums either.
So I used crest. And my tartar problem? No problem.
Tartar-controlled crest. It's proven to fight tartar build-up.
It's the dentist's choice.
No more surprises for me.
Al Bundy takes on the bad boys of comedy.
Your mama's nose is so big, you can go bowling with her booger.
Ed O'Neill guest stars on an all-new In Living Color tonight.
Welcome to the Jets.
He was one of pro football's rising stars.
I love this game. I play it for nothing.
Until an accident left him paralyzed.
Am I gonna walk again?
You'll need to do whatever you want to do, but with courage.
I promise you, it's gonna be okay.
And faith.
Dear Lord, there's no way I can do this on my own.
He'll make the greatest comeback of his life.
Rise and Walk, the Dennis Gertz story.
A night hosted by John Madden, Monday at 8, 7 Central.
After we gave the Nissan Maxima GXE V6 power,
room for five, keyless entry, power door locks,
a driver's side airbag, cruise control, and a four-speaker stereo,
you wouldn't think there was anything else we could do to make it more comfortable.
Well, think again.
Lease a Maxima GXE with no down payment and $2.89 a month for 36 months.
My husband, the big football coach.
Well, sure he acts tough, but when he got the flu,
I knew he felt it just like the rest of us.
Body aches, fever, coughing.
So I made sure that he got new Tylenol Flu.
Only new Tylenol Flu has maximum strength medicines
and extra strength Tylenol brand pain reliever to fight even your worst flu symptoms.
Tylenol Flu really got him back on his feet.
Nothing fights the flu harder than new Tylenol Flu.
You know, he may be the coach on the field, but at home, I'm the team doctor.
Hey!
What?
I don't think it's gonna fit the billboard.
It's gonna fit.
Presenting McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
with two juicy quarter pound patties of beef.
Okay, it fits.
Where are you gonna put the fries and the Coke?
The what?
With large golden fries and a medium Coke,
it's our new Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese Extra Value Meal.
Okay, it fits.
Now where are you gonna put the arches?
The what?
What you want is what you get.
The Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese Extra Value Meal.
At McDonald's today.
I guess I was the first one in the area to buy a new Saturn.
In fact, I loved it so much and bragged about it so much
that my brother-in-law Vincent, he bought one.
And then my brother Pete, he bought one.
Pete's son Michael, he got one too.
And my daughter down in North Carolina, she bought one.
My barber Joe, he's got one too.
You notice he don't have a picture of mine because mine's nicer.
You bought the identical car.
Same color and everything.
Yeah.
Over the last four years and nearly 100 episodes,
the gang from Beverly Hills has been through a lot together.
Fight back!
Danny was in a car accident tonight.
He's in jail, Daddy.
Don't say no.
When's your curfew?
Excuse me?
Dylan, what if I'm pregnant?
This isn't about a broken heart.
This is about a fatal attraction.
Look, I hate you both.
Never talk to me again.
My heart is beating so fast.
May I present the graduating class of 1990.
Brenda, will you marry me?
Yes!
I need you to help me kill, please.
I got a gun, man!
Through good times and bad,
their friendship has withstood the test of time.
But this Wednesday, that could all change.
Hey, get your hands up.
What's going on?
I lent you my girlfriend.
You made a move on me.
You feel like you want to hit me?
Why don't you go ahead?
Don't miss the all-new 100th episode of 90210,
Wednesday at 8, 7 Central.
Gentlemen, start your computers!
The IBM PS1 with Rapid Resume is now available at Nobody Beats the Wiz.
The PS1 starts up exactly where you left off in just seconds
with all the windows open,
which means that you can be finished
when the other guys are just getting started.
See the full line of IBM PS1s starting at just $9.99
at Nobody Beats the Wiz.
Tom has bought a few trucks.
Ken has never bought one.
So we both bought Chevy's new S-Series Pick'em.
And it's all new, from the inside out.
Look, I've got a roomier, quieter, more comfortable ride.
Yeah, well, I got more standard horsepower than Ford, Dodge, and Toyota
for less than 10 grand.
And Chevy's S-Series is Cole Wheeler's pickup truck of the year.
Great-looking, and less than $10,000.
It's the best truck we've ever bought.
Ken, it's the only truck you've ever bought.
Yep.
You know what makes this canopy bed extraordinary at $297?
The mattress and foundation are included for the same $297.
Come on down!
At GEO, we've thought a lot about safety.
That's why GEO Prism comes with standard dual airbags
and available anti-lock brakes.
In addition, it's equipped with a rugged steel safety cage.
You see, we not only want to make accidents easier to avoid...
We also want to make them easier to walk away from.
Call 1-800-GET-TO-Know and get to know GEO Prism with over 100 standard safety features.
The awesome powers of Wolverine have come to Sega Game Gear.
Marvel Comics X-Men on Game Gear.
Play seven different characters.
Quick, hide the top board.
Sega!
On video for the first time ever...
I'm a fox.
I'm Hondo.
Two friends having fun.
Two friends sharing adventures.
Two friends who don't know they're supposed to be enemies.
We'll always be friends forever.
It's an electrifying story on video for the first time.
Run, Dad, run!
Filled with adventure and foot-stomping fun.
I think I bit my beak.
Walt Disney's classic The Fox and the Hound on videocassette.
Available for a limited time.
This week, catch two episodes of Living Single.
Tonight, it's a special presentation after In Living Color.
Then Sunday on its regular day and time.
I'm looking for a Khadijah James.
I'm Khadijah James.
Yeah, me too!
Arsenio's in the house.
Do y'all act like this when Letterman come by?
Get a double shot of Living Single tonight and Sunday on Fox.
To discover the real difference between the world's two leading soft drinks,
we're implementing an anthropological study.
Chimp A will be allowed nothing but Coke.
Chimp B, nothing but Pepsi.
The results are astounding.
The chimp that drank Coke showed improvement in motor skills.
The chimp that drank Pepsi, however, disappeared.
Hello.
It's him!
Payless presents an athletic sale so big with so many shoes for so many athletes,
it's called the National Athletic Sale.
Doesn't it feel good to pay less?
Prices start as low as $12.99 on a great selection of shoes for men, women, and kids.
High tops, low tops, aerobics, even cross trainers for as low as $12.99.
You won't find more athletic shoes on sale anywhere,
but at these prices, this sale can't last forever. Go!
Doesn't it feel good to pay less?
As one goes forth to unearth the new treasures,
one mustn't let primordial perspiration mess with one's style.
Consider this powerful discovery.
New Breitgard Pure Power Clear Jail.
Unastimately clear jail.
Thus, it goes on clear without any flaky white stuff protecting one powerfully.
For any constant protection, one shouldn't mess around.
New Breitgard Clear Jail.
Anything less would be uncivilized.
Friday in a special movie presentation.
It's funnier than the Fugitive.
Shorter than Schindler's List.
Stuck in a chest.
With more jet aircraft.
The remains of the day and the piano combined.
Charlie Sheen stars in the Money Shots.
Friday at 8, 7 Central on Fox.
Martin goes toe-to-toe with Thomas the Hitman Earns.
Man, you came with me.
It's the brawl for it all on Martin.
An all-new episode Sunday at 8, 7 Central.
Good evening, I'm Beth Carroll.
Tonight on the News at Ten, highlights from President Clinton's pitch for health care reform in Norwich.
Reaction from the pharmaceutical industry on the president's prescription.
More layoffs at Sikorsky Aircraft as the company continues its job-cutting program.
The governor unveiling a program to have Connecticut towns host Special Olympians.
And a unique look at the problem of homelessness from a child's perspective.
Plus, rich with a behind-the-scenes look at the Whalers and the late forecast at Ten.
Mom, know what your kids get from the cereal in this balanced breakfast that they don't in this one?
40% more sugar.
Doesn't that seem a little off-balance?
Crunchy sweet honey gold from Wheaties.
Bet they'll never miss the sugar.
Mom, know what your child is sure to find inside every box of Frosted Flakes?
40% more sugar than honey gold from Wheaties.
What a surprise.
Crunchy sweet honey gold from Wheaties.
Bet they'll never miss the sugar.
Yeah, yeah, yes!
Honey Bunches of Oats.
Just enough for one bowl.
Matt, save me some Honey Bunches of Oats.
Hey, me too! It's my favorite.
Oh, Matthew! Yeah, yeah.
Honey Bunches of Oats with crispy flakes of wheat and corn and crunchy oat bunches.
Your whole family will love it.
Uh-oh.
Is there another box?
Yes!
Honey Bunches of Oats. The one cereal your whole family will love.
You're getting very greedy.
You are me, Wario.
You're very handsome. You have amazing powers.
Plunder and pillage pirates' treasure.
Bag of a zillion coins.
Buy me a castle bigger than Mario's.
Repeat after me. I'm the bad guy in Wario Land Super Mario Land 3,
where being bad is good and greed is good.
Come and get it on Game Boy, greedy.
Woof!
Move your big butt out of the way.
It's an all-new in living color, coming up next.