Million-dollar smiles for a special low price.
McDonald's Hamburger Happy Meal at a special low price.
It's nice to know that America's favorite meal for kids is still the happiest.
Stand back! Anything can happen!
Today on McDonald's Field Trip Adventure,
we'll explore nature with this kaleidoscope,
trace stuff with a leaf printer,
and make things huge with this magnifier.
One toy with each Happy Meal you buy your kids.
We caught a twig.
Careful. Don't make him mad.
The White Combination.
The Connecticut Boulevard Dealers, East Hartford.
One thing about fast food places is they have breakfast waiting for you.
And waiting for you.
But at Dunkin' Donuts...
Coming right up.
We make your breakfast sandwich fresh when you order it.
And while others get their eggs from containers,
we serve only farm-fresh eggs and cheese on our new toasted English muffins.
So why have a not-so-hot breakfast at a not-so-hot price
when, for just 99 cents, you can have a freshly made egg and cheese
on a toasted English muffin?
People.
Man, are they different.
In Germany, they don't like what they like in France.
And in England, they don't like what they like in Germany.
In Spain, they run in front of bowls.
In Greece, they smash plates.
Italians speak the same language 40 different ways.
And the French love Jerry Lewis.
Nobody likes the same thing.
So how come so many people love Volkswagen?
Germany, France, England, Sweden, Japan, Finland.
The new Golf is the best-selling car in the world.
The new Jetta?
The first German road car people can afford.
Do these people know something that we don't?
Well, I'm no expert, but it seems to me
people who want quality, safety, people who want excitement
find it in the new Volkswagens.
Hey, maybe people aren't that different after all.
The new Volkswagens.
The most loved cars in the world.
Feel that fear and enjoy it.
It's like what drives you.
My name's Jeff Davies. I live here in Hood River.
The natural highs are the best, for sure.
They say they're physically addictive.
How David Vines Eats a Reese's Crunchy Peanut Butter Cup.
I eat them in the closet so my big brother doesn't take the other one.
There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
You mean if I call my son in college the most, Sprint pays half.
Now there's a new reason to switch to the most.
What if I told you he goes to college in Japan?
No problem. Call anyone, anywhere, anytime, and Sprint will split the bill on the person you call most.
I don't suppose there's anything you could do about his tuition bill.
Sorry, we have to draw the line somewhere.
Call now and save 50% with Sprint's calling plan the most.
The X-Files, an all-new episode after Briscoe County Junior Friday.
A great adventure is just beginning. Once Upon a Forest.
Stupendous!
Now on videocassette.
Yippee!
It's the story of a brave mouse named Abigail.
Let's go!
A hungry hedgehog named Russell.
They won't give me a chance for breakfast.
And a smart mole named Edgar.
I know, I know.
Now, they're racing against time to rescue their friend.
And for a special friend of your own, get a free Edgar the Mole plush toy.
Send proof of purchase and $2.95 for shipping. Once Upon a Forest.
Hi there, I'm Dave Thomas, and I'd like one of those Monterey Ranch chicken sandwiches, please.
Hi, I'm Dave Thomas.
I'd like a Monterey Ranch chicken sandwich.
When we stopped making our Monterey Ranch chicken sandwich, people tried everything to get one.
Well, it's back, so now you can just be yourself.
Hi, I'm Dave Thomas.
If you crave comedy, here's your one-stop live shop.
Pull the rabbits out to your front door.
The All-New Animaniacs' weekday afternoon's on Fox.
His friends say Gene is running his life, but Sunday...
Yo, Gene!
Oh, God.
Martin's reclaiming his manhood.
On an all-new episode, Sunday.
And who are you?
The Jamaican bobsleigh team.
Their sled was one of a kind.
No problem.
These boys have never even seen a sled race.
Their chances were one in a million.
Oh, my God!
No problem.
Put some training wheels on that sled.
Now all they have to do is make it to the bottom.
No problem.
In one piece.
Slow down!
Problem.
I hate you!
Cool Runnings, rated PG.
Sneak preview this Saturday and Sunday.
The Colonel's legendary lost recipe for rotisserie chicken is so good,
it deserves its own special side dishes,
like tangy barbecue baked beans with bacon,
garden rice with vegetables, macaroni and cheddar cheese,
and hot cornbread muffins.
Enjoy a great meal with a quarter of the Colonel's rotisserie gold,
two of your favorite side dishes, and a cornbread muffin.
And I guarantee these recipes will never get lost.
Now, where did I put them?
The Colonel's rotisserie gold.
At KFC, we do chicken rice.
Everybody needs some money somehow.
When you need to send money fast, only Western Union lets you send it from home.
Hello?
Rita!
Just call 1-800-CALL-CASH.
Western Union, the fastest way to send money.
Sun Shower by Sun Chips.
Delicious Sun Chips multi-grain snacks.
A little sun never tasted so good.
It's the return of fire monster Bill.
Fire!
And he's gonna keep you in stitches.
This leg is more messed up than a child actor on different strokes.
Plus, it's their newest, most outrageous music parody ever.
Kiki!
But when Michael sees it, what will he do next?
I'm gonna go to Thailand.
And all new in living color, tonight on Fox.
Check out America's hippest new dad.
What's up, Z? You look like Don King Jr.
The Sinbad Show.
Ah, so you use rubber bands. I've been using speaker wire.
And all new episode next.
Yes, it's time to put it all away.
Summer's over, fun's over.
But September does have its brighter side.
McDonald's September Special.
A big, juicy quarter-pounder with cheese for just 99 cents.
99 cents when you buy large fries and a medium Coca-Cola Classic.
It's a great deal and it lasts all month.
So say goodbye to summer, then head for McDonald's.
What you want is what you get at McDonald's today.
Wait till these people try new Cheese Whiz Squeezable.
They're gonna go nuts.
Plain old hot dog?
Instant cheesy dog.
Yeah, alright!
What'd I tell you?
New Cheese Whiz Squeezable.
Michael J. Fox is a bellhop.
A sierre.
Who makes everyone's dreams come true.
You guys planning on seeing any shows while you're in town?
But in the world's most exciting city, he's about to discover
a dream of his own.
Baby!
You meet Friday night.
I've got a boyfriend.
Michael J. Fox.
Under a short skirt on a breezy day, a real crowd pleaser.
And Gabrielle Anwar.
You're some piece of work.
For love or money.
Fast music.
Rated PG.
Starts Friday, October 1st at theaters everywhere.
Hey, here's your din din, big fella.
Yeah, here's daddy's din din.
Once you get a look at those two all beef patties.
No, this is daddy's.
That special sauce, lettuce, cheese piled fresh and hot on that sesame seed bun.
You've gotta have a Big Mac.
What you want is what you get.
At McDonald's today.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Give me a break, give me a break.
Sunday, it's Al Mitchell versus the DMV.
I know how to clear the rule.
Immigration.
Daddy Dearest.
An all new episode Sunday on Fox.
It's the music event you won't see on MTV.
Featuring special guests.
Hello, Homer.
I'm George Harrison.
Rock and roll groupies.
Yo ho.
And starring the one and only, Homer Simpson.
It's way to do write a song.
Shut up.
The Simpson season premiere one week from tonight.
Take one carefree bachelor.
You know how you like the book case I built you?
It looks drunk.
Check it out now.
Add two foster children.
Tomorrow I'm going to do something even more special with your hair.
Yay.
I'm going to buy you a hat.
And you've got big trouble.
I'm not playing with you.
I'm going to go out that door.
See you.
Don't you shut up.
The Sin Dad Show.
That's right.
Go on down to the court.
An all new episode is coming up next.
They're cool.
They're refreshing.
And they're bursting.
With ming.
BFM.
Abandon ship.
Kidnappers trick the crew into an emergency evacuation.
Tonight at 1130 on Fox 61.
Now at theaters.
Face the pain.
Fight the pressure.
Feel the power.
And get with the program rated R.
In the House Thursday, it's comedy's witty, wild woman Ellen DeGeneres plus Cyndi Lauper
live only on the Nextar Cinium.
Tonight at 1230 on Fox 61.
The Simpsons is brought to you by Subway, the place where fresh is the taste.
Always steak and cheese sub is not only delicious, it's easy to eat anywhere.
To prove that fact, I'm going to eat my dinner here at the radio.
No one's written rocket launcher for more than eight seconds, so I'll have to eat fast.
But you'll want to take your time to really savor tender steak and cheese on our fresh
baked bread.
One bite and you'll agree.
Beef, it's ready for dinner.
Steak lovers, put down your knife and fork and pick up the steak and cheese sub at Subway,
the place where fresh is the taste.
Well, at least they get a meal on this flight.
If you're watching your money closely, you'll like what you see in the new Ford Escort.
You'll like the fact that it's priced thousands less than the leading imports, that it has
a level of quality that helps bring it more repeat buyers than any other small car, and
the fact that you can get any one of these highly equipped Escorts for the same low price.
Ford Escort, when it comes to quality and value, it's right on the money.
Wake up and win breakfast with Michael Jordan.
Just look inside special boxes of Wheaties Honey Gold.
For your chance to meet me in Chicago.
Or write to this address.
Many will enter, few will win.
If you snooze, you lose.
Friday on Briscoe County Junior.
Not so fast.
First, his best girl double-crosses him, then his worst enemy gets the drop on him.
Has Briscoe's luck finally run out?
He had to take his food.
Actually, I prefer crabs.
Catch an all-new episode.
And when a young girl is abducted.
Ruby's gone!
The FBI launches an investigation, but nothing could prepare them for what they'll find.
It's coming from there.
Kevin!
The X-Files, an all-new episode after Briscoe County Junior Friday.
When Gina goes to work for Shanaynay.
You gave Myra a perm.
It could get ugly.
On Martin, an all-new episode.
Sunday on Fox.
When the Klamaths moved to Beverly Hills, who are late people, they weren't quite ready
for the schools.
Hi, Gina.
The parties.
Step up here.
Let me take a good look at you.
And especially, the people.
You wanna pay me to hang out with her?
You must be Mr. Drysdale's son.
Make a little room in your heart.
Let me make a note of that.
Look who's moving in.
Excellent.
The Beverly Hillbillies.
Ready, PG.
How does it feel to live in Beverly Hills?
Starts Friday, October 15th.
Dave Thomas really missed Wendy's Monterey Ranch Chicken Sandwich with its whole breast
fillet, Monterey Jack cheese, and creamy ranch dressing with real bacon on the toasted
cottage cheese.
It's so good.
It's actually very...complicative.
Like a V6 leather CD player, if you like that sort of thing, which I...
How does it drive?
Great!
I mean...
It also has standard four-wheel antilock brakes.
The Mercury Villager.
All this and the quality of a Mercury.
And now for some thin different.
New Domino's Thin Crust Pizza.
We're talking thin crust pizza.
A crispy, crunchy crust pizza.
And with all your favorite toppings, it's a whole nother taste in a whole nother way.
In other words...
Alright! Put that snap back in your life.
Now, with any thin crust pizza, you'll get an order of Domino's Twisty Bread free!
New Thin Crust Pizza with a twist.
It's been happening.
Sunday.
What's that one called?
Called Pump That Rump.
Al Bundy Goes Rap.
There it is!
On an all-new Married with Children.
Then, what happens when old Loudmouth...
Give me a pink squirrel.
With or without the tail.
...meets old Blue Eyes.
Stay away from my wife.
Daddy Dearest.
An all-new episode after Married with Children Sunday.
Sinbad may be the father of the 90s, but to his kids...
He's living in the past.
You do remember the 70s, don't you?
You're invited to a wild 70s party.
I might be a father, but I gots to stay funky.
Sinbad Show.
Are you always gonna be dressed like this?
An all-new episode, coming up next.
Tomorrow, when Briscoe takes on a gang of crooked riverboat gamblers,
he'll need all the luck he can get just to survive.
On an all-new Briscoe County Junior.
Later tonight, Herman's dating the girl of his dreams.
Wow, this chick is hot!
Unfortunately, she's the boss' daughter.
On an all-new Herman's Head.
Now, stay tuned for the Sinbad Show, next.
Hello, this is Beth Carroll.
Stay tuned for the GIC News at 10 tonight
as we look at gangs, guns, and the ban on assault weapons.
A family tragedy in Hartford.
AIDS activists target a Meriden company.
And Weicker's out, so what's in store for 94?
The prices are hot, hot, hot!
They won't last long, so hurry on down!
If you need a lot of car without a lot of hype,
consider the Mazda Protege.
And if you're looking for value,
check out Mazda's simple summer savings days.
But like all good things, summer will soon come to an end.
And all the great deals will be long gone.
Make this an inferno!
Mazda. It just feels right.
Chili's has discovered how to make an onion blossom.
Remember, we are professionals.
Don't try this at home.
Chili's Awesome Blossom.
A huge onion, battered, flower-looking appetizer thing.
Only at Chili's.
Shouting from the roof of my new Manchester store
how Bob's Discount Furniture keeps growing Norwalk
and growing Waterberry.
Come on down!