Dad, I always call you collect. How come you're calling me?
Because of the 1-800-Collect-$5,000 Daily Giveaway.
We have a chance to win $5,000 every day on completed calls from August 30th through September 28th.
And we can share it.
Hey, can I borrow your share if we win?
And now, for some thin, different.
New Domino's Thin Crust Pizza.
We're talking thin crust pizza. A crispy, crunchy crust pizza.
And with all your favorite toppings, it's a whole nother taste and a whole nother way.
In other words...
All right! Put that snap back in your life.
Now, with any thin crust pizza, you'll get an order of Domino's Twisty Bread free.
New Thin Crust Pizza with a twist.
Something for nothing when you call Domino's.
It's thin happenin'.
When Martin throws a party, you won't believe who ends up in the bedroom.
They knockin' booze, Gina. Knockin' the booze.
Martin, an all-new episode, Sunday.
Sunday. It's shocking.
GL, I wish you could feel my heart.
It's horrifying.
I wish I could feel your throat.
It's the Bundy's second honeymoon.
And all-new Married with Children. Then, he's kind.
Hurry up, Larry! I'm late for the beauty parlor!
Yeah, 40 years late.
He's gentle.
You're a very charming lady. Tell me, where's Mr. Cock?
And he's the perfect role model.
I'd rather protect myself with this.
You're making a this out of yourself.
Richard Lewis and Don Rickles star in Daddy Dearest after Married with Children Sunday.
Turn arrow to open.
It just doesn't work.
Oh, no. Turn arrow.
This is ridiculous.
Pain relievers can be a pain to get into.
I hate this.
My thumb hurts.
Turn arrow.
I don't think so.
So, the makers of Tylenol introduce the patented FastCap package.
So easy to open, a simple quarter turn does it.
Sneak bottle.
Easy as pie.
I like it.
The new FastCap.
That's very easy.
Like I said, easy as pie.
Only from Tylenol, the powerful pain reliever that's not a pain to open.
Not for homes with young children.
Anton's a little different.
He wants all his friends to be out there doing things to have fun.
He's like a natural athlete.
It's his dream house with the trampoline, skateboard ramp,
he'll probably have a swimming pool there someday.
Just couches all over the living room so people can just crash.
Yeah, he's kind of larger than life in a way.
No one else like Anton, kind of psycho and kind of dangerous.
He's just a really nice guy.
That is a blatant lie.
T-minus three, two, one.
Fasten your seatbelt.
When you got a perfect wave, a perfect anything, you go for it.
Nicky!
And get ready for the ride of your life.
Stay away from my sister.
You know you were the first smiling face I've seen in three weeks.
Leave gravity behind.
And get airborne.
Rated PG.
Starts Friday, September 17th.
This fall, TV's most eligible bachelor discovers the joys of parenthood.
I'm hungry.
I'm thirsty.
I want a story.
Back to me.
The Sinbad Show.
I've got to get out this house.
Premieres one week from tonight after The Simpsons.
Fox announces the rebirth.
Okay, now push.
Of the most outrageous show on TV.
I think you're gonna have to do one of them Caesar salad sections on there.
In Living Color ain't what it used to be, it's better.
With all new episodes on a new night.
I'm gonna rock your cradle, baby.
The season premiere of In Living Color, one week from tonight.
What would you like, boys?
Pepsi!
Coke.
Pepsi Man!
Pepsi Man!
Someone say, uh, Coke?
But, but nothing.
Here, try a Pepsi.
People all over Connecticut tried Pepsi, and in taste tests, more people prefer the taste of Pepsi over Coke.
I'd like to serve, but these things are driving me loco.
Pepsi Man, he's coming to your neighborhood.
Mortal Kombat!
Mortal Kombat!
Mortal Kombat!
Mortal Kombat!
Mortal Kombat!
You work harder, you get better, right?
But working to condition my perm made it flatter.
Then I found this.
A new Kurt Plus, just right for perms.
Any separate conditioner after you shampoo can flatten your perm.
This is better.
It leaves hair fuller.
It cleans gently, then conditions just where you need it.
So your hair is fuller.
And soft, too.
New Kurt Plus for permed and color-treated hair.
Fuller hair.
No fuss.
This Friday on the adventures of Briscoe County, Jr.
Briscoe lands in a town inhabited only by women.
There's something we don't see every day.
But what looks like paradise turns into an all-out battle of the sexes.
What is that thing?
Catch an all-new Briscoe County, Jr.
Then two agents dare to unlock mysteries hidden in the FBI's most secret files.
Do you believe in extraterrestrials?
The X-Files series premiere after Briscoe County, Jr. Friday.
Tonight on the Chevy Chase Show.
Join Chevy as he welcomes his guests Martin Short and Harry Anderson.
The Chevy Chase Show tonight at 11.
Coming up tonight on the Chevy Chase Show.
Join me along with my guests Martin Short and Harry Anderson.
Tonight on Fox 61.