each other, well, let us learn from their experience.
I like the business section.
It brings focus to the way my business works.
I don't get that elsewhere.
Of course, I also buy it so I can win Riches for Readers.
For the money-saving ideas in the food section,
and for the great recipes which my family love.
Now me, I want to win the Riches for Readers contest.
The Hartford Current and Riches for Readers.
Countless reasons to count on the Current every day.
And now a word from Michael Jordan.
Mmm.
This month's McDonald's Burger of the Month is the McJordan Special.
Like I said, mmm.
A quarter pound of beef with cheese, smoked bacon, and tangy barbecue sauce.
The McJordan Special.
Talk about a crowd pleaser.
Here you go.
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Win NBA Fantasy prizes like ball person for a day at next year's All-Star Game.
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Thanks, Bill.
Anytime, Michael.
Remember your first car, your first love, your first prom.
I just need a room for myself.
Do your parents know about this?
Excuse me?
Now the best times of your life.
Hey, Jared.
Want to go get a soda?
Are back by popular demand.
When Parker Lewis returns with all new episodes starting Sunday at 7, 6 Central.
Then, no one does home electrical improvement like Bob Moody.
And all new, Shaky Ground.
I can see through you.
After Parker Lewis Sunday.
In these uncertain times, you don't want to gamble on just any used car.
So what do you do to get the best buy on a used Toyota, Ford, Chevy, and other well-maintained used cars?
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Let's face it.
If you like softer, older music like Barry Manilow and the Carpenters, you've got the light stations.
And if you like rap in Top 40, there's TIC-FM and Kiss.
Well, now there's a radio station for the rest of us.
The new MIX 93.7 FM.
It's Connecticut's brightest music mix with no rap and no hard rock, just great music.
Finally, somebody got it right.
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Listen.
The Simpsons is brought to you by Mountain Dew.
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From Walt Disney Home Video.
Sound the trumpets, something very special is coming.
Pinocchio.
Walt Disney's merriest musical masterpiece is coming to videocassette.
Pinocchio.
A joyous celebration of music and fun with its unforgettable characters and wonderful songs.
Hi, DVD.
Pinocchio is a treat for your whole family.
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Buy Walt Disney's Pinocchio on videocassette.
The good news is Eddie's got a new wife.
Excellent.
The bad news is she's already married.
Bummer.
On an all-new Down the Shore tonight on Fox.
In the heart of the city is a small town called Tribeca,
where people live their lives one unforgettable story at a time.
And the unexpected waits around every corner.
Tuesday.
Executive producer Robert De Niro will take you there.
When the sun comes up tomorrow.
Tribeca. Series premiere Tuesday.
Crunchy cookie bits and minty milk chocolate.
The coolest Hershey bar so far.
They're back.
Hey, all right.
Back in time.
How do you steer this thing?
Ligurama.
Swing.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3.
You were expecting the Addams Family?
Ready PG.
Starts Friday.
I want to find out.
I want to find a way out.
Done that.
Did that.
Been there.
Tried that.
Done it.
Did it.
Done it.
Doing it tomorrow.
Whoa.
Never did it.
You've never done nothing till you do die do.
Did it.
Done it.
Liked it.
Reverend Damon Wayans feels the power.
This is what's been holding you down.
This water's been holding you down.
Praise the Lord, the spirit has been lifted.
Give him the color of the first season tonight.
Remember your first car, your first love, your first prom.
I just need a room for myself.
Do your parents know about this?
Excuse me?
Now, the best times of your life.
Hey, Jared.
Want to go get a startup?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Are back by popular demand when Parker Lewis returns with all new episodes starting Sunday
at 7, 6 Central.
Will Martin survive a night in jail?
Don't nobody be grabbing me.
Martin.
Somebody, somebody get him on me.
And all new episode next.
It's Toyota's Simply Irresistible Sales Event.
Your Toyota dealer invites you to check out Camry.
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Camry, the best car built in the U.S.
The incredibly quiet, comfortable, powerful Camry.
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Scaled it, jumped it, skied it, surfed it.
Dulled it, flew it, crashed it.
Never slammed it.
Never guzzled it.
You've never done nothing till you do diet too.
Did it.
Dug it.
Savored it.
Relished it.
Hey, man, let's do this again.
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His fantasy was nothing but trouble.
You gotta stop playing stupid cop games.
Until his dream came true.
I'm your worst nightmare, an eight-year-old with a badge.
Cop and a half.
Rated PG.
Starts Friday, April 2nd.
Introducing Wendy's Monterey Ranch Chicken Sandwich.
That looks good.
May I have a bite?
That's a new chicken sandwich from Wendy's.
Made with a whole breast fillet.
This looks great.
Monterey Jack cheese.
That's right.
And ranch dressing with bacon, but do yourself a favor.
Buy two.
Sunday.
Do you have a problem putting your words in a colostomy bag?
This year's funniest moment.
Can't we all just get along?
Find out on the Best of in Little Color Sunday.
Tonight.
Oh, damn.
Martin gets busted.
Whatever you do, do not tell Gina.
Martin's in jail.
And the only way he'll survive.
Stop the press.
Is to hang tough.
Your breath is kicking like Van Dam.
Martin.
Don't nobody be grabbing me.
An all-new episode coming up next.
The minute you want it to.
The moment you want it to.
The moment you want it to
the moment you want it to
it the moment you want it to
The moment you want it to
it the moment you want it to
the moment you want it to
it the moment you want it
The moment you want it
It's all taken from jazz.
Now any questions?
From far away places.
So, where did jazz come from?
Good question.
Or, tucked your baby in.
From a phone booth.
You will.
company that'll bring it to you.
you will.
So, Miss Adams, what do you think?
You're right, Professor.
Diet Dr. Pepper does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper.
Diet Dr. Pepper, the taste you've been looking for.
Now is your chance to own Walt Disney's masterpiece
Pinocchio!
Critics have called it the single greatest film ever produced by Disney.
Now, you can buy Pinocchio on videocassette for the last time this century.
It's Domino's Pepperoni Cheddar Doubleheader.
Buy a large pepperoni pizza at regular price, get an extra layer with cheddar cheese and extra pepperoni free.
Plus a free two-quart pack of Kool-Aid drink mix with any medium or large pizza order.
Something for nothing!
How about that?
At Domino's!
Sunday, Fire Marshal Bill is back.
My name's Chai Ashman Dunn!
And he's picking up something special.
There's a finger in mine.
On In Living Color.
And if a fool and his money are soon parted...
Am I supposed to tip?
Oh, look, it's optional, sir.
Ah, perfect!
Rock Emerson's Nobody's Fool. Rock Live!
Then, Alan Pegg goes shopping for a coffin.
You must have some terminal disease.
Yes. Marriage.
Married with children.
Right after In Living Color and Rock Live, Sunday on Fox.
We'll be right back.
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Friday.
America's Most Wanted exposes the only man ruthless enough to be called public enemy number one.
A special America's Most Wanted Friday.
Martin thought money was power.
I'm the man, you know what I'm saying?
Till he learned what Gina makes.
How much more, Gina?
It doesn't matter.
That's my deal!
Martin, coming up next.
A place on Earth where you can ride the movies.
Pizza Hut?
Pizza Hut.
Pizza Hut?
I was going to say that.
I didn't want to, you know, flirt it right out, you know?
Now this is what I call a party.
Filmation introduces an almost snow-white in Happily Ever After.
Unbelievable, my dear.
You and the prince were to be married.
I can't decide what to wish for.
Come on, girls!
Let's go to the movies for the fun and the laughter.
Party!
Filmation's Happily Ever After.
What a pleasure, darling.
Rated G starts Friday, May 28th at theaters everywhere.
Today we have orange fried chicken, orange ravioli, orange kebab, and orange a la king.
I think I'll have the orange soup.
And the chicken a la rock.
Aren't you lucky?
At Minute Maid, we know more about oranges than anything else.
He's new.
Ooh, nice tie.
Love your sweater.
That's why for 40 years, Minute Maid has been America's number one orange juice.
He'll learn.
Minute Maid, we pour every ounce of ourselves into our juice.
The champs are back.
Who are you guys?
We're the foot of the loop boxes, and we're ecstatic to be here.
On A Living Color, the first season tonight.
Martin thought money was power.
I'm the man, you know what I'm saying?
Billy learned what Gina makes.
How much more, Gina?
It doesn't matter.
That was Gina!
Martin, coming up next.
The self of comedy should make you laugh, right?
Any show that comes after The Simpsons better make you laugh hard.
Am I right?
So stay tuned for Martin, because tonight I'm going to deliver.
Peace.
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And Mazda has a full family of performance cars, like the Miata, the RX-7, the MX-6, and the outstanding MX-3.
It's our hot-looking sports coupe, with one of the best warranties in its class.
And now you can buy one starting as low as $12,095.
That way, everyone goes home a winner.
Mazda, it just feels right.
And now, another letter to Dear Schweppes.
Dear Schweppes, the other day we were at the beach, right?
I'm enjoying a fine, dry, great ginger ale.
It's like, wow!
This stuff is purple!
It's ginger ale, but it's purple, right?
And it's great, but it's not too sweet.
Very tasty.
So the dudes are like, let us try it.
I'm like, no, back off, man.
Get your own.
It was a tasty addition to most.
Excellent day, and I wish you thank you.
Schweppes Dry Grape Ginger Ale.
Temptation leads Capone into a dangerous affair.
We're meant to be together forever.
On The Untouchables.
Saturday at 3 and Sunday at 4 on Fox 61.
I was artificially inseminated.
You're white.
Whoopi Goldberg.
What do you mean, white?
Ed Denson.
My dad.
Made in America.
Yo, it's the white man at the door.
Rated PG-13.
Starts Friday, May 28th at the theater near you.
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Lunchtime already.
That's why my stomach is talking to me.
I smell fries.
I'm out.
James, bring me back a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
Make that, too.
I'm popping for Kiki.
I can't exploit your manhood like that, my brother.
McDonald's prices exploit me.
No, Chuck, I got it.
Allow me.
Could have been the Mickey D's and back by now, y'all.
To make the most of your money, get a whole lot of the food you love in a McDonald's Extra Value Meal.
My treat.
Lunchtime already.
What you want is what you get at McDonald's today.
Sunday.
Fire Marshal Bill is back.
Let me tell you something.
And he's picking up something special.
There's a finger in mine.
On In Living Color, and if a fool and his money are soon parted...
Am I supposed to tip?
Oh, well, there's options, sir.
Ah, perfect.
Rock Emerson's Nobody's Fool, Rock Live.
Then, Alan Pegg goes shopping for a coffin.
You must have some terminal disease.
Yes, marriage.
Married with children.
In Living Color and Rock Live, Sunday on Fox.