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S.M.E.T. We go beyond the call.
Forget the Republican Party.
Forget the Democratic Party.
This election night, the only real party is on Fox.
Sounds like a chance to be bad.
Starting with an all-new episode of The Simpsons.
Oh, my Lord!
And the new hit comedy, Martin.
Come on, baby!
Then the party gets wilder with a special in-living color.
I rock your world.
And an all-new Herman's Head, with election updates all night long.
Join hosts Jason Priestley and Luke Perry for the Fox Comedy Party tonight.
Don't go away.
We'll be right back.
Tonight, join Pat Sheehan and Beth Carroll for late news first on the WTIC News at 10,
followed at 10.30 by expanded coverage of local and national political races.
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Hi, I'm Jason Priestley.
I'm Luke Perry.
No, this is not the presidential debates.
Those were weeks ago.
Let's go again.
We are here to host Fox's election night comedy lineup.
Big yucks in store for everybody, starting first with The Simpsons, which will be coming
up next.
And did you vote today, Luke?
No.
Why not?
I forgot to register.
Don't you watch our show.
Don't forget to register.
Actually, we're too late for that now.
We can only get four years.
Now you can plan ahead.
After The Simpsons.
Next.
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Later tonight, the party gets wilder.
Join the bad boys of comedy for an election day celebration.
Better be glad this ain't no liquor, cause come 12 o'clock, I turn into a wolf.
Must be a quarter to one.
It's a special presentation of In Living Color.
I just got three words to describe it.
Delicious.
Part of the Fox Comedy Party tonight.
When the person who doctors the family gets a cough and cold, everyone suffers.
Mom, someone took my sleeve.
I earned it myself.
Time to doctor that cough with Robitussin, because more doctors and pharmacists recommend
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Jamie Walters of the Heights and the cast of 90210 host a special Fox Wednesday night.
First, Dylan reveals his secret summer fling.
I needed to tell you the truth.
I'm very impressed with your integrity, now take me home.
But will he tell her the other woman was her best friend?
90210 then.
Even though Allison's lover swears his marriage is over, she decides to confront his wife.
I have to see her in person.
Melrose Place, after 90210.
All new episodes, Wednesday.
Thursday.
We already live together, we shouldn't work together.
Marge starts working at Homer's plant.
She's so captivating.
And discovers she has a secret admirer.
I just came to give you the orchids and fragrant bath oils, I lavish upon all my employees.
It's Homer's boss.
Marge, get my gun.
At All New Simpsons, Thursday.
That's one small step for a man.
Houston.
Go ahead, Apollo.
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I always tell my customers, be sure to take your credit card receipts.
I should have listened to myself.
City Bank for me?
The other day I got a call from City Bank.
Hello?
Seems somebody charged some pretty fancy stuff on my card number.
City Bank suspected fraud, but they said I wouldn't be responsible for the charges.
I've seen City Bank look out for my customers.
Seems they're also looking out for me.
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Martin thought he needed a plumber, but tonight...
It's the plumber, Tommy.
He's dead.
How'd he die?
Think like this.
He may need an undertaker.
Remember when I told y'all I was having trouble with the toilet?
I didn't think it was that bad.
Martin.
Did you call 911?
Are you kidding me, man?
A dead white guy in a black man's apartment.
Coming up next on the Fox Comedy Party.
Can you believe what's happening here?
Hour after hour and all I get are calls about this Gotta-Habit slogan for Pepsi.
Let's go to the phones.
Regis, since it's Gotta-Habit phenomenon, I finally got something to talk to my kids
about.
He is bonding with his family because of Pepsi.
I've never seen such a diverse group of people buying Pepsi's at one time.
Isn't that wonderful?
We're all happy for you.
I gotta have it.
He's gotta have it.
What's the matter with these people?
If it ain't Pepsi, it ain't Pepsi.
You got a good point there.
I think so.
Coming up next, Pepsi lovers who gotta have it, and why.