Kellogg's raisin bran tastes so good, people forget it's good for them.
So while you're eating, I'll read about the nutrition, and then you can give me your thoughts, okay?
Okay.
Here we go.
Wheat bran, vitamin D, fiber...
This tastes good.
Really good.
I really love this stuff.
Raisins and the bran together?
Keep listening.
Hey, nobody's listening!
There are two reasons to eat Kellogg's raisin bran. The taste.
I think I hear a raisin.
Does it say anything about nutrition?
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Bill?
Bill.
Now's a good time to rush to McDonald's for a 99 cent bacon double cheeseburger with smoky savory bacon.
Or a morning fresh bacon egg and cheese biscuit, 99 cents each, just for a limited time.
Fine.
Come again.
So do what NASCAR driver Bill Elliott does. Hurry.
I'll try a little fan drive shot here.
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Sure, a gold MasterCard has at least a $5,000 credit line.
So you can buy all kinds of things, but you can't buy time.
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Nice painting. What is it?
Not a very interesting piece. Reminiscent of early Dadaism.
What's Dadaism?
If he's so smart, why is he using another kind of battery?
With a brain that big, you'd think he'd know. Nothing lasts longer than Duracell.
Now, if...
You're right, Mom. The museum can be fun.
You can't top the copper top.
Dad, Katie has more than me.
No, she doesn't. I eat your corn pops.
She does too.
I do not.
Okay, okay.
There, satisfied?
Wait, my mistake. Now, she has more than you.
The problem with a cereal that's made like popcorn, only sweeter...
Still a little off.
...is that it disappears like popcorn only faster.
There, now you're even.
She's got more milk.
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The top names in tennis take center court in Florida in one of the game's premier events.
It's the women's final of the Lipton Championships next Saturday on ABC.
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They were really growing up fast. Too fast.
All Kelly talked about was going to high school and all I could think about was paying for college.
Sure, I played around with a few mutual funds, but I was no expert.
So I started talking to someone who could help. A broker at Dean Witter.
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Funny. Kids think their parents always have the right answers. I'm just making sure I do.
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Who does he think he is, Mel Gibson?
I think he's kind of cute.
Does the new guy in town have an exclusive on Lois? It's Clark, Yesterday's News.
As much as I fantasized about being in this position with you, you crushed my legs.
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Tonight, fly the stupid skies.
This time I know exactly what I'm doing.
With some stupid guys. They're back, and look who's in the house.
The second time bomb on the right, please.
For Airplane 2. They've got what it takes.
T-U-T-S, guts.
For a flight with frequent laughter.
We're also out of coffee.
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Boy, that's quite a workout you're getting.
It's worth it.
Guess you can't put a price on fitness.
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Next up are Anita Baker, Vanessa Williams, Gloria Estefan, and Roberta Black.
Craig Lambert isn't too worried about how to invest for Zach's college education.
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Why do ordinary cold pills like Sudafed release their medicine on you all at once
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Something wonderful is here to tempt you.
With tastes you've never had before at breakfast.
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If the honey roasted pecan doesn't get you, the Frenchman of almond will.
Saturday, they're back.
We're all betting on you.
And they've got what it takes for a flight with frequent laughter.
Saturday here on ABC, Airplane 2.
Sunday, they were best friends for over 20 years until one was betrayed.
Your daughter is sleeping with my husband.
What would you do if your best friend's daughter were having an affair with your husband?
Don't tell me that parents are not responsible for what their children do.
Meredith Baxter, Suzy Kurtz, and Coaches Claire Carey.
Is this what you call friendship?
Betrayed. Sunday on ABC.
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Next Saturday, ABC Sports has the weekend's premiere events on the court and on the courts
with bowling's best in between.
First, the top names in tennis are after one of their most prestigious crowns.
Coverage of the Lipton Championships begins with the women's final
followed by the Tums Classic on ABC's Pro Bowlers Tour.
Then the ladies hit the links in their first major of the year.
A field of former winners and the game's best tee-off
as we begin coverage of the Nabisco Dinosaur.
It's all next Saturday on ABC Sports.
Proper etiquette begins at breakfast.
We pour the cereal, we select the spoon, chin up, and...
Hmm, very good.
Now, let's move along to...
No, let's try that again.
The problem with a cereal that's made like popcorn, only sweeter...
Some prefer the trouble method.
...is that it disappears like popcorn, only faster.
Any questions?
Kellogg's Corn Pops. It's hard to stop when it pops.
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I always said I'd come back here.
And minor arthritis pain wasn't gonna hold me back.
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Sometimes I wonder if people really know how much pride we take in our work.
Be sure to check the O2 sensor.
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How do I know we get the job done right?
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This is Paul Page at the edge of the Pacific
at Surfers Paradise, Queensland, Australia,
where Indy cars have just completed their qualification.
On the pole is Michael Andretti.
Jockville now starts outside the front row.
In row two, it's Penske teammates, Unser Jr. and Emerson Fittipaldi.
We'll have coverage tomorrow right here on ABC Sports.
Dandruff problem? No way.
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Something wonderful is here to tempt you.
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give in to the taste of new Kellogg's Temptations.
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They were together night and day for seven years.
They were as close as any two family members could be.
Could you part with what you cherish most?
One woman did.
This is the emotional true story of her ultimate gift of love.
I'm James Brolin. Saturday, join me for ABC's World of Discovery.
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Run with the best. The Boston Marathon is coming.
Have you had your break today? We all need to get away. There's one place that's on your way.
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Green, green, it's green they say
Crabgrass can ruin the look of a beautiful course like this.
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An all-star field of champions join the biggest names in women's golf in their first major of the year.
Coverage of the Nabisco Dinosaur begins next Saturday on ABC.
Introducing the new no-fee Ford Citibank card.
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Shake it, no dandruff.
You've got Selsun Power.
Brush it, no flakes.
You've got Selsun Power.
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Doctors recommend it number one over all leading brands.
Dandruff problem? No way.
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Something wonderful is here to tempt you.
With tastes you've never had before at breakfast.
Kellogg's Temptation Cereal.
Irresistible new flavors like honey roasted pecan with twice baked oven toasted flakes.
Give in to the taste of new Kellogg's Temptations.
If the honey roasted pecan doesn't get you, the Frenchman of almond will.
A promotional fee has been paid by Northwest Airlines,
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Because every parent should see their child reach for their dreams.
Right, Nancy? Right.
Monday. What?
Coach gets some shocking news.
Don't say it again.
Dorber has fallen in love with Coach's daughter.
The first time I kissed her, all I could see was your face.
And that didn't stop you?
I can't miss All New Coach.
Then it's a special night and time for those crazy comedy clips from America's funniest home videos.
After Coach, Monday here on ABC.
In naming the All New Mercury Mistake one of the ten best cars,
Car and Driver said you might easily mistake it for a much more expensive European sports sedan.
But perhaps the most surprising quote of all is just $15,850 for this mystique.
Priced so much less than a comparably equipped Nissan Altima and Honda Accord,
the competition has no comment.
See your New England Lincoln Mercury dealer and let us prove it.
I don't know, Fred. What do you think?
I don't know, Bill. What do you think?
I don't know, Fred.
The big banks of Boston have put their heads together,
gone shoulder to shoulder,
merged their vast financial structures,
and broadened their customer base.
But now that they have twice the assets,
will they sit on your loan twice as long?
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The faith a company has in its products is the length of its warranty.
But all automobile manufacturers' limited powertrain warranties are not the same.
Some run out in three years, some go for four years,
some for five years, and two continue for six years.
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