It's said that Macau is the hottest city in China.
So I always bring a bar of Reitz-Coltas soap, just in case.
Reitz-Coltas soap. I keep it handy if I'm getting into hot water.
So I always bring a bar of Reitz-Coltas soap.
So I always bring a bar of Reitz-Coltas soap.
So I always bring a bar of Reitz-Coltas soap.
So I always bring a bar of Reitz-Coltas soap.
It's got a good rhythm.
Lord Man, Bridgestone.
Instead of a ticket that just goes from A to B, go to work on one that takes you all the way from A to Z.
A bus pass.
You can also use it to go shopping.
To get out at weekends.
But above all, use your bus pass for work.
Because even if your daily single fare is as little as 30p, you're bound to be better off.
And if you want the tube as well as the bus, there's always the travel card to save you money.
Bus pass from £2.80 at bus garages and selected newsagents.
Take a different look at life.
Take punch.
It's alright, it's alright.
It's alright, it's alright.
So this is it, eh?
G'day Barry, what do you think?
Bright, isn't it?
It's got some new features.
Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, let's just hop in and run up to the hut for a brew, eh?
I thought you might ask me that.
Be back in a minute.
Ah, spare me days, mate, there's no need for all that.
We've got a decent track here now.
You've got to wind your whizzer up here, mate.
Ah, Barry, ah!
Hey Barry, we can't go through there, it's thick.
There's a little bit of rain up here, mate.
You've got to go to the right down here, Scotty.
Ah!
The incredible new Toyota Hilux four-wheel drive.
Okay, Scotty, we'll have that brew, eh?
It's so good.
Scotty?
It's frightening.
Well, here's your brew, Scotty.
You're going to bit to the left, mate.
Three guesses what I'm having for dinner, Zinn.
Fair souls.
No, I'm having one of these delicious new Heinz golden soups.
And what's in them?
Fair souls.
No, golden chicken and mushroom.
That's tasty new golden veg, and this is golden chicken and veg.
Mmm.
Well, the secret of life is avoiding one thing.
Fissils?
No, boredom.
Variety is the spice of Heinz.
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
In dog food commercials, dogs never smell or have unpleasant habits,
and they never die.
Famous Holes Dog Food faces the effects of life with a helpful booklet,
which deals with the offensive things that dogs can do.
It is free with three cartons of Holes Dog Food.
Oh dear, I've dropped a packet.
What a nice booklet!
Mmm.
What are we doing now?
We're getting married.
You don't know me.
No, but you understand me. You have to understand me.
I've spent my whole life trying to get to know you.
How wonderful.
Fantastic.
Let me feel you.
This was too boring, wasn't it?
My mother, she prepared this meal for us when we lost it.
And I can only hope that it will be served on a beach far away somewhere.
That's my goal.
Oh, yes.
I'm going to disappear, my little Smorgasbord.
And here lies a crab
that's called Smorgasbord.
Ah, Melissa!
Mr. Yakitori and his aide.
Yokozo.
No, no, sweetie, Japanese.
Play this right, there's a school to reach.
Ah, they just ordered our traditional drink,
Chisano Bianco.
Oh, a fusion of superb Italian wines and aromatic herbs.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
It's by J.R. Hartley.
Can you keep it for me?
Can you keep it for me?
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Brandy, a mild, cool-smoking cigar,
whose quality and pedigree commended chiefly to the more discerning.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
No one's too grand for a grandee.
Oh, yes.
If the food should be pure,
then so should the oil.
Pure corn oil that's mazola.
Transform the humble trout.
Make potatoes to be praised.
Make salads dressed for the gods.
Turn onions into pure gold for casserole,
with the oil as pure as the food it cooks.
Mazola, 100% pure corn oil.
You think you've got flies.
Out here we've got more flies in the zipper factory.
And big, they're big enough to share.
So the missus got this can of mortaine fast knockdown,
and those flies went down quicker than cold beer in a dust storm.
And it's a new formula.
Doesn't smell like sheep, dear.
Good for blowies, too.
Here's one now.
And that was just a baby.
Mortaine, Australia's fastest fly spray.
Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet, the mild cigar.
If all children were made the same,
our job at Clark's would be a whole lot easier.
We wouldn't have to specially train our fitters,
or make a range of styles in whole and half sizes,
or bother with four-width fittings,
or worry about building up to three months' growing room into every pair.
But children are individuals,
and at Clark's we never forget that.
Music
G-R-C-T.
Graphite reinforced carbon technology.
G-R-C-T.
G-R-C-T.
G-R-C-T.
The new electronic tacker from Black and Decker.
So, you want to work for T-File?
I do.
Fill this in.
What's 58,293 divided by 17?
3,429.
Correct. Recite the alphabet backwards.
Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T.
Only the brainiest people work for T-File.
That's how we invented the T-File Super Fryer.
With its lockable lid and wind-down basket,
it's the safest fryer you can buy.
Right. When can you start?
In 112 hours and 40 minutes.
Make that 112 hours and 10 minutes.
We start at nine.
The T-File Super Fryer.
We have the technology because we have the brains.
G-R-C-T.
G-R-C-T.
G-R-C-T.
G-R-C-T.