Oh hi, welcome back to Wombat.
What are you doing Bevan?
Oh cut it out, I've got something for you to work out.
I want you to pull out that two dollar note without dropping the bottle.
Oh I can't do that.
Why?
Well I can't do it.
The bottle will fall over.
No it won't.
You want to see?
Look I've practiced this one.
This is the one that I'm going to do.
Look I've practiced this one.
This experiment you do have to try a few times.
I'm not quite sure whether it will work either but we'll give it a go okay.
Just watch, you've got to hang on to the two dollar note.
How about that?
How did that work?
Hey it's called inertia.
Put it on here.
Now inertia is the tendency of a body at rest.
A body at rest.
Unless it's disturbed by an external force.
Hang on run that one past me again.
Inertia is.
A body.
At rest.
Yeah.
A body disturbed by an external force.
Reminds me of a girl I used to take out.
This is, beg your pardon.
I see.
Keep that one.
Nice gold.
What's back there?
Nothing.
Get off.
Perseptomy.
When the feelings go on you can't go on.
Perseptomy.
You're disgusting.
I know.
Absolutely despicable.
Yeah I know.
Go away.
Whoa.
Oh yuck.
What's the matter?
Oh Tony I got piles.
You got piles?
And they're hanging out my ass like a bunch of grapes.
And I just shut them in the car door.
Oh Jesus how did you get them out of here?
Oh very carefully.
Want a drink?
Yeah okay.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
It's pharmaceutical.
Blow your fucking head off.
I think we better finish this now.
We gotta use that fuck.
I wear those purple leotards that you log.
Oh you.
Remember you looked out the window at me.
Well you were doing your aerobics class weren't you?
No no.
No I was in the disco attitude.
No you weren't.
Yes I was and you were with your friend Bindi.
Oh Bindi.
Alright.
Look would you cut this out?
She's a prick that one.
I've got to go right now. Yes
She didn't even hear it
Oh look
We can't keep that
Yes we can
We can say prick, that's alright
I can say what?
Prick
Now we can't keep it
Yes
You said that to me in the disco
You said what do you want prick?
Piss off
I said prick
Oh god I don't believe he said that
Welcome back, now whose little pussy is this?
It's Mark's little pussy
Oh god
Get up, get up
Welcome to One Minute Jill
Yes Agar
What rises in the morning and waves all day?
Rises in the morning and waves all day
I don't know what
Huge throbbing black penis
I beg your pardon
Can't we use that one?
No we can't use that one
Thought I'd lighten the floor up before we got going
Oh there we are
I've got all my hands full
I like Alf
He eats pussy
Look I know he does
Look I've got to announce these winners, the gummy bears
These are all the envelope
I said he eats pussy
I know
Well we can't keep going if I say things like that
Why not?
Well that's a disease that takes a bit of licking
That's disgusting
They'll never be the same again you see
No
That just goes to prove it's not easy to be a policeman
It isn't?
No it's not, no
Hey there you go again
Don't do that
Did you see their bubby's dinners bounce?
That's a very good story I hear
I like that part
We'll take a short break and be right back on Wombat
Oh Jesus
Oh funny stuff
Deena might be able to use that
Any paper?
Hello
Hi welcome to Wombat, how are you Aggie?
How are you?
I don't need yours
Don't do that
Oh come on baby
No don't
You want it
No I don't
No but I do
Yeah you would
Okay
Oh
Black pudding I hate it
Oh
And we're in King George Square because
Oh excuse me
We presented all the posters, all the certificates and prize money to people for the Department of Health, you know for Health Week
Yeah I remember
Oh look come on it was a good time remember
Yeah
Good
Okay what are you going to do?
Look at my shoulder, maybe it should look like a part
I'm sorry I'll just fix up your arms
The bills, the bills
There you go is that better?
Yeah that's better
Now what are you going to do to me later?
Well hell the number of girls that said that to me
No no we can't
What do you mean we can't?
It's gone
Too late we did
It's gone
Come on baby
You want it
You're disgusting
Oh well Stitchen's coming under
That's 14 hamburgers
14 hamburgers
One with ice cream
Ice cream
One with strawberry in it
Strawberry
Effluent's a nice word for shit
He'll have four hamburgers to himself
Sorry?
Disco
I said effluent's a nice word for shit
Yeah right
He'll have four hamburgers
Alright?
Yeah
And four waffles for big Al
Al's in charge of the pipe layer
Oh Al is is he?
Yeah
Well what does the pipe do?
Takes the shit
Hello
I'm Mr Windjammer
Hey get out
Yeah
Hey stay
I'm Mr Windjammer
Say for God's sake
I'm Mr Windjammer
Hey little furry fella
Yeah
I can see that bird's bra
It's black
Look you can see right through that
Can you let's have a look
No don't
Let's have a look
Hey Bobbies dinner
Hi I'm Bobby
He's me
You're all rude
You are
Ok well it's straight to the cartoon shall we
Let's go to the cartoon
Last year we learnt about how to do the