Dear Atari Anonymous, Ever since my husband, Luno, returned from Earth with Asteroids, the new Atari home video game, he and the rest of the family do nothing but say, Asteroids.
Luno says Asteroids is good practice for his interplanetary life.
Bitty, bitty, bitty, bitty.
Tell me, dear Atari Anonymous, with everybody hooked on Asteroids, what on Earth is a poor Russian mother to do?
New Atari Asteroids, now available for your home.