Tee, tee, tee, tee, tee, the letters turn around.
Tee, tee, tee, tee, they make a ta-ta sound.
Tee, tee, tee, tee, it truly is a treat to dance to the ta-ta-tangle beat.
Tee!
That's right. Yes, if you need a job, just come over and I'll help you get one.
Come in. Goodbye.
What?
I say come in.
Me?
Yes.
Thank you, sir. Oh, what a highly attractive office. Oh, sir, sir, my name is Grover.
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Well, I am presently employed down the street as a waiter at a little restaurant.
Oh, yes.
But I would like to get a new job.
Hmm, what kind of a job?
I would like to get a job as a lifeguard.
As a lifeguard?
Yes, sir.
Hmm, well, do you know what you would have to do as a lifeguard?
Oh, but certainly, sir.
Hmm?
As I see it, I sit on a big tall chair so I can see everybody.
Yes.
Yes, and I make sure they are safe.
So if I see someone maybe running where they might slip and fall, I blow my little whistle and I yell down, I yell, slow down!
That's what I yell.
Yes.
If I also see maybe two little children about to bump into each other, I blow my whistle and then, you know what I say?
What?
I say, watch out!
Yes, well, you certainly seem to have the lungs for the job.
Thank you, sir. I also have my own lifeguard equipment.
I have my little lifeguard whistle around my neck.
I have my lifeguard hat.
I have my lifeguard sunglasses.
And most important, I have my lifeguard nose guard.
That is so the sun does not burn my cute little nose.
Yes, yes, you do seem to know what to do.
Thank you, sir.
But the head lifeguard will have to check you out.
You can go on down to the pool.
Oh, thank you, sir. The pool?
The, uh, swimming pool?
Of course. A lifeguard's job is to watch all the swimmers in the swimming pool and to dive in and help them out if they need it.
Well, then, uh, I think I will need one more thing to do the job right.
What's that?
Swimming lessons.
Noon, noon, noon, noon, noon, noon, noon, noon.
Key.
Uh, um, uh, huh?
Hmm.
Train.
What?
What's that?
One, two, two little dolls.
One, two, two little chairs.
Two little dolls, two little chairs.
Two little girls and a little dollhouse.
One, two, two little plates.
One, two, two little spoons.
Two little plates, two little spoons.
Two little dolls and a little dollhouse.
Two little girls served two dolls tea.
Behaving grown up as can be.
They had two cups, one and two.
I can count them, why don't you?
One, two.
Two sleepy heads.
One, two.
Two little beds.
Two sleepy heads, two little beds.
All quiet now in a little dollhouse.
What's that?
Two bitter pets.
What?
Yeah.
Two kitty cats.
Two kitty cats went on a spree.
Then sat down and had some tea.
Once upon a time there was a cat who hated rain.
And that was too bad because it rained a lot in Pagonia Park.
Every time it rained his mother made him stay inside.
He couldn't play with the birds.
He couldn't ride his bicycle.
And every time it rained he'd sit by the window drinking his milk,
wishing the rain would go away.
And when the rain would finally stop, he'd go out on his bike,
but get stuck in the mud.
And when he'd play with the birds, his furry feet got icky.
I wished it never rained again, he said.
I wish, I wish.
Now the fairy godmother of Pagonia Park took pity on him,
appeared on his window sill and said,
You got three wishes.
I wish it never rained again.
And sure enough the rain stopped and the sun came out.
But soon the grass turned brown and died.
The flowers keeled over.
The cows grew skinny and didn't give milk.
And the cat said, I wish I knew what was going on.
That's two wishes, said the fairy godmother of Pagonia Park.
What's going on here is flowers and grass and cows and people
all need clean, fresh water.
And they aren't getting any because there's no rain.
I wished it rained, said the cat.
And it did.
And before long the grass grew green again and the cows got fat again,
all filled with milk.
And the fairy godmother of Pagonia Park said,
Those were the worst three wishes I ever got from anybody.
When the good ship went, when it rains and pours,
with something wet sailors never go indoors.
We love it when we're splashed by the waves, you bet.
And that is why we call the ship the good ship wet.
That is why we call the ship the good ship wet.
On the good ship wet, the good ship wet.
Water's always welcome on the good ship wet.
The desert's dry, so nice and dry.
We love dry sand blowing in our eyes.
We get a little thirsty but we're not upset.
We'd much, much rather be dried and wet.
We'd rather be dried and wet.
On the good ship wet, every gallon blow
is tickled deep whenever all the clothes get soaked.
We slurp a lot of soup and we eat damp cheeps.
The roof is nice and leaky and the faucet drips.
On the good ship wet, the good ship wet.
Water's always welcome on the good ship wet.
The desert's dry, we like it dry.
It's dry as toast and I'll tell you why.
It hardly ever rains and it doesn't ever snow.
We think dry is the way to go.
Dry is the way to go.
We like it wet, we like it dry.
Wet, dry, wet, dry, wet and dry.
I am dry.
He is wet.
Now I'm wet too.