This week on A Current Affair, the truth about used cars Only one in 86 passed the test Sold as safe and roadworthy It has extensive rust But riddled with defects How many cars like this have you sold? And Americans in the land of Oz Rude, noxious They say they don't get a fair go We're misunderstood And they're branded pushy Howdy mate Self-opinionated and loud Her mate called me a septic tank And I didn't even know what it was Plus the cheeky croc It's just got two drivers Who's forced workers to town tools On A Current Affair