Do you think I'm tarty?
I think you're Anna.
In this life, Anna's about to have a close encounter.
Have you gone off sex?
You're not bright and early this morning.
Yeah, life is sweet.
I've got some magazines you could borrow.
But Egg is forced to search for another creative outlet.
How long does it take to type out a CV?
This isn't my CV, I'm writing a novel.
What?
Good evening, Cathy Bolan with a news update.
The Federal Government has predicted that up to 90,000 new jobs will be created early in 1998.
The Government says the new jobs will be created in the retail and tourism industries.
But economists warn that the impact of the Asian monetary crisis may restrict jobs growth in Australia later in 1998.
One passenger was killed and more than 100 injured when an American jumbo jet hit turbulence between Japan and Hawaii.
Amateur video shot by a passenger showed the aircraft falling more than 300 metres during the incident.
And Sydney's Brindabella has just held off the Hong Kong yacht Exile to take line honours in the Sydney to Hobart Classic.
But Exile's performance gives her a good chance of a handicap win, the first ever for a crew from China.
I'll be back with more news in an hour.
Tomorrow at 7.30, John Mortimer on the Republic of Australia will be on the air.
Tomorrow at 7.30, John Mortimer on the Republic retirement and his alter ego Rumpel.
I did retire in Florida. He discovered there's not much life in Florida unless you happen to be in Oregon.
Tomorrow at 7.30.
Have you ever thought about a rabbit having sex with a large breasted echidna?
From Sydney's Enmore Theatre, join Paul McDermott and all your favourite guests of 97 for the Good News Week New Year Special.
My fellow Australians, if you're watching this it means I haven't been killed yet.
It's all the news of 97 in review, Good News Week style.
I can't believe this show, nothing is sacred.
Good News Week New Year Special, 8 o'clock Wednesday.