Me and Tracy are celebrity children. When the girls discover who their real dad is, there's only one place to go. Isn't that Sharon Stone? But trying to get close to daddy is a whole new ball game. It happened in Hollywood when George Wendt and George Hamilton guest star in Birds of a Feather, 8.30 Thursday. If you want to change the world, start by changing your radio station. Now, five seconds of absolutely nothing so you can tune to Triple J. It has an almost spiritual aura, has become a vital part of our culture. It is sport and history. The Ashes. Join us for a very special day of celebration to commemorate the origin of this most unique cricketing icon. Live from Sunbury, birthplace of the Ashes, with past and present greats including Border Chapel Thompson, battling traditional foe England. It's the match of the century, Origin of the Ashes, 10 o'clock Wednesday morning. What would we do without lawyers? It's the question on everybody's lips. Some like them. Lawyers are luscious, lovely, gentle people. They're like human dooners. Others aren't too sure. I used to think people hated me because I'm a lawyer. I now know they hate me because I'm a mean ugly. Jurors take your positions. The wussiest, threshy, guppless arguments I've ever heard in my life. A World Series debate that lawyers have lost their appeal, 8.30 Wednesday. On the 19th of January, Mother Mary McKillop becomes Australia's very first saint. She anticipated and helped create our sense of being Australian. Today, the business of making saints is booming. But how does one become a saint? And what does it actually mean? A compelling look at The Business of Making Saints, 9.40 Wednesday.