From a bit part in Beavis and Butthead
How come even in my fantasy everyone's a jerk?
Daria's graduated to her very own show
It's not easy moving to a whole new town
Did we move?
With her very own sister
I'll never talk to anyone for the rest of my life!
That's for me!
And her very own friend
Hi, I'm Daria. Go to hell.
Daria, Tuesday to Friday, 5.30
An intriguing night of Mystery Friday starts at 8 with Supernatural
Bacteria living here are natural alchemists
They create deposits of gold
At 8.30, DL is on the track of an unlikely killer
You said your son thought he was hiding something
Okay, but God help you if it leaves nowhere
You'll be sorry you ever trouble the midwife
On Silent Witness at 9.30, was it just a tragic accident?
You deliberately wanted to bring down a chopper, is that how you did?
If you're looking for good entertainment, you'll find it on ABC Friday night
30 years ago, a select group of men endured rigorous training with one goal in mind
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
It was our first, but not our last encounter with another world
Oh boy, it's beautiful out here
If you want to join the exploration of the universe
I think we found what we came for
Joe, this crater is a gold mine
Sit back and enjoy the planets, Wednesday, 8.30
I am bound by this badge not to tell anyone that the woman behind our community is a murderer
I am bound by this badge not to tell anyone that the woman behind our community bank has stolen all our money
The news is out
If I get married in a second-hand dress, it's all your fault
And all fingers are pointing to one man
This is Bob we're talking about, our shy president
He's a man, Kevin, not the Dalai Lama
See change, Sunday, 7.30
On Saturday, the 19th of June, 1999
His Royal Highness, the Prince Edward, married Miss Sophie Reese-Jones in St George's Chapel, Windsor
This royal celebration is now available on video from the BBC
Also included is an intimate documentary special of the happy couple
Edward and Sophie, a royal celebration
Available now from all ABC shops, ABC centres and video retailers
The rescue job is coming back
With bodies
It's the last thing any of them ever wanted to see
Still four men over
Well, as long as they're out there, they're not in here
Now, only one person can bring the comfort of truth
Have you seen this?
Interesting theory
We've had the heart attack and the drunken pilot
This one's the best so far
Silence Witness, following D.O. Lempasco, Friday, 9.30
Hello, I'm Caroline Jones
On Australian Story, five generations of one family surviving in the toughest sport of them all
And from Western Australia, the newspaper which refuses to publish bad news
Australian Story, up next
Good evening, Michael Smith with an ABC News break
Police fear a bomb attack on a building owned by a bikey gang at Brompton
Could lead to increased tensions between bikey clubs
They set up a special task force to investigate the bombing
And have warned gangs not to take the law into their own hands
The two bombs were placed at the front and back of this building in Chief Street
There's been a late surge of Olympic ticket buying ahead of tomorrow's first ballot cut-off
So far, Australians have ordered $200 million worth of tickets
The late surge means there's no doubt the most popular sessions will be heavily oversubscribed
An urgent inquiry into broadcaster John Law's relationship with the banks could be broadened
To include the ethics of the entire radio industry
The Australian Broadcasting Authority today launched the investigation
Into a promotional deal between Mr Laws and the Bankers Association
A deal which Mr Laws continues to defend
Now to the weather, cloudy with isolated showers in coastal districts tomorrow
Atop of 20 for Coober Pedy, with 18 at Broken Hill, 19 for Waila
In the south, 17 for Clare, with 16 at Narracourt and 15 at Mount Gambier
And for Adelaide, another cloudy but fine day tomorrow
Atop of 19, after a low tonight of 9
Showers and windy for the weekend though
I'll be back with more news for you in an hour
Join me, Tim Jenever, at 2 o'clock on Saturday afternoon for Big On Sport
When we keep you up to date with what's happening in the world of sport
Join the ABC footy team of Mark Naly, Michael Parsons and Tim Jenever
This Saturday at 2.15 at Woodville Oval for the uninterrupted coverage
Of the match between the Eagles and Port Adelaide
The Eagles are fresh from the buy and keen to avenge a 30-point loss
The last time these two sides met
ABC footy, live 2.15 Saturday on ABC TV Sport
What do you think of her?
Tell me in my ear
Charlotte Rambling is Miss Havisham
Who am I, for God's sake, that I should be kind?
Great Expectations starts Sunday, 8.30
It's a brand new comedy
That hits the funny bone with deadly accuracy
I'm lying there thinking, well, this pleasure never ends
Brilliantly bizarre, but not to everyone's taste
Can you just give me a little bit more?
Please?
A tour de force by three actors who play over 50 characters
Ooh, I feel all naked
Oh, give it a go
The League of Gentlemen starts Wednesday at 10 past 9 on ABC
Race relations, the role of women, nuclear weapons, poverty, abortion
He challenged America
This was a really interesting time in the church
The Bishop's Conference became a new power center
And right in the middle of it came Joseph Bernadine
A young, very shrewd, inside worker who quickly pulled things together
And really established a leadership role in the National Church
Bernadine, Sunday on Compass
Hi, I'm James O'Loughlin
I've got a new show on Saturday nights
It's a gritty police drama set and shot on the streets of South London
Oh, no, hang on, that's the bill
Well, it's on after that
O'Loughlin on Saturday night, coming soon
Stefano Di Piero is a cook
And his head over heels in love
You've got to put something of yourself into it or else it won't work
With food and with the region around the mighty Murray River
Forget about tasking it out, it's a good time
With food and with the region around the mighty Murray River
Forget about Tuscany, forget about Provence
This is where it's happening here in Australia
A gondola on the Murray
Book, video and CD now in season at ABC shops, ABC centers and retailers
Most 16-year-old girls aren't taken to school by their mums
Most 16-year-old girls aren't in a witness protection program
Sunday at 6 on ABC
Em, she says we're not allowed out
If these people find us, they could kill us
They had to escape
They found us twice now, it could be you, Nick
What would you do then?
Go to Australia
They needed to start a new life
We've just arrived from...
Bury
London
My dad was an accountant
Marine biologist
I don't know how long I'll be staying
We're gonna stay here forever, it's great
Now let the fun begin
Ahhh
Ahh
No
Literally
Ahhh
We're just making a game
Oh
See how they run
Starts Sunday at 6 on ABC
Pearl Bay isn't exactly your average seaside village
I don't think there is a place like it on Earth
And not that I've been anywhere else
And this week there's proof it's even stranger than usual
Great, Jelly was arrested
I saw Sergeant Grey unloading from the police car today
Exhibit A
I have never had a dream like that before
Exhibit B
Divers having dreams
Exhibit C
You don't have any dreams
Anything can happen on Sea Change
Saturday 7.30 on ABC
Good evening, Kelly Nestor in Adelaide
With an ABC Newsbreak
Yugoslav military officials are reported to have telephoned
NATO's military headquarters in Belgium
To discuss implementing the Kosovo peace plan
The move follows 10 weeks of NATO bombardment of Serbia
It appears Slobodan Milosevic and the Yugoslav leadership
Has accepted the international peace plan
To end the conflict in Kosovo
Under the deal, the bombing won't end
Until all Serb forces are withdrawn
And replaced by NATO and Russian troops in the area
Also included the safe return of a million refugees
Under UN protection and self-government in Kosovo
The peace initiative has renewed hopes
That care workers Steve Pratt and Peter Wallace
May soon be released
Australian soccer international player Mark Bosnic
Is in police custody in Britain on the day of his wedding
The 27-year-old goalkeeper was arrested
After an alleged assault and robbery
In the English city of Birmingham
The incident is alleged to have happened outside a lap-dancing club
Where Bosnic is thought to have celebrated his Bucks night
Now to the weather
Rain easing to showers tonight
Tops in the north are all in the high teens
Further south they range from 14 to 19 and for Adelaide
17 after an overnight low of 13
And I'll be back with more news in an hour
Her past is a mystery
Is it possible to murder someone
And then wipe the experience from your mind?
Deaths that haunt her from beyond the grave
Hard to believe one person could believe this much isn't it?
Now the evidence points to the one person who can't recognise the truth
You're going to have to let me help you
Trapped in the dark room
Sunday 8.30 ABC
Saturday on the Union game
With save the best to last
We weren't in it for the money
We were in it for the...
I was in it for the glory
But things were about to change
Around the world rugby players were beginning to realise their commercial value
There were those who set out to take control
Suddenly the Union game found itself at the centre of a vigorous rivalry
Between two homegrown entrepreneurs
Who could murder and carry pack
The Union game concludes Saturday
Meet Carmel
You're so weird Carmel
She and her friends are about to have the time of their lives
Carmel?
Queen Cat, Carmel and Stude coming soon to ABC