And now here's a special message for Mrs. Lee Denton of Wentworth Falls.
Hi mum, it's your son Andrew. You know the one you thought you lost in the genetics experiment?
Well you didn't. I'm back. Next Wednesday night, 9.30pm for the new national series of blah blah blah.
The only tonight show so bad, even Burt Newton won't appear on it.
Watch me won't you? I love you.