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We are the kings of the Earth Patrol And we will fight you potentially
Look around you, what do you see? The time for action is now ahead
Defensive now, you're a mastermind Or do you take the words from the trees And disturb the creation of a mobile angel? You're a threat to our wildlife, born to be free
We are the kings of the Earth Patrol And we will fight you potentially
Hey!
What is it, David?
Look ahead at that old launch
I don't believe it
He's not allowed to do that, is he?
He sure isn't
Repressive plum!
Mother!
I wasn't asleep until I was awake with my eyes closed
I've got all my notes written on the inside of my eyelid, you see
It's a group of kids on a ferry called Earth Patrol
Patrol?
Oh, here
Well, hi there
I am the captain of this fine ocean-draining liner
What is your business?
It skids the lords and I'm trashing the river
Gaff, what have you been doing? Have you been polluting the river again?
But you said...
Silence when you speak to me
I told him to put all the garbage on the tip
But he's like the electricity supply here, he's not very bright
The tailbeam's got to be getting up to the tip now, all right?
Raise the anchor, Gaff
But you said...
I said raise the anchor, Gaff
Oh, stop
We are eternally grateful to you all
Pollution is our business
Yes, I'm sure
What bloody creeps!
I can't see
Who do they think they are?
A friend of yours, my business, like that
Earth Patrol indeed
How did they find out about us, Professor?
Well, you nana, if you will empty it into the river under their noses, of course they'll find out
Right, well, now their noses have gone, empty it in the river
But you promised we'd dump the trash at the tip
Look, just drop it in the river
And that floats it down to the greatest tip of all, the ocean
Now that's what you call using your nut
Brilliant, Professor, brilliant
Yes, of course it's brilliant
I mean, garbology is a science like any other garbology
And you're a master of it, Professor
Yes, it's my life
It's my life, you see
I mean, I've worked for it all my life
I mean, you don't become a big thing in pollution
A big thing in pollution overnight
No, I had to get my hands dirty
But I did it, and I did it
My way
You did it, Professor
You worked your way to the top of the scruppy
Yes
Poor
Makes me look taller
Hi there, Captain Brown
Hi there, Wally lad
Hello, Brenda
Come on, Cass
Are you going to sing us a song today?
Oh, we'll see, lassie, we'll see
All ashore for the same drink
All the chores for the ashore
This way, now
Forward now, forward
Forward, there's one more, more
Forward again, forward, forward as you are
Forward, forward, that way, that way
Now, you see some string hanging down?
Professor Plumb
This must be the warning
Are you Professor Plumb?
Who wants to know?
Mr. Alexander Hungerford
The one behind you with the millionaire?
Mr. Hungerford is down below
He's expecting you
I must get aboard right away
I'll be go, Professor Plumb
I know how to do it, don't worry, I know
I'll give you a hand
No, no, I know how to do it
Hurry up
What a terrible filthy river to fall into
I think he'll walk on it
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, it's not proper cured
Ah, ah, ah
I'm Professor Lucius Eustace Plumb
How do you do, sir?
My dear Professor Plumb
I'm delighted you could call in
Are you?
At whatever has happened to you
I don't bother to explain
Tell me, have you found out what I want to know?
Ah, yes
Several boatloads of tourists have gone to the
to the place already
And there should be a large number of people there
Splendid, splendid, yes
Yes, the Queensland Hairy-Nosed Wombat
From Claremont, you know, very rare
Very rare indeed these days
Very few of them left alive
I want one
Ah, to pack
To pack?
To sell
To sell, to sell
To sell
Tell me, what would they be like to pack?
Well, let me put it like this
I don't know
I've already got a buyer
A buyer?
Ah, from overseas
Naturally
Naturally from overseas
And he's going to pay you a fortune for it
Well, of course
Let us just say that you will be well taken care of, Professor Sherry
Ah, Professor Plumb
Ah
Claremont is a long, long way away
So I have a lot of expenses
There's my hotel room, one dollar twelve
Alcohol, three hundred and ninety-six dollars
You will not be going to Claremont
So
Unfortunately, there is a hairy, old wombat here in the local animal sanctuary
Ah, and you want me to pinch the little fellow in front of all those people?
No, no, no, not pinch, my dear professor
That would be stealing
Let us say, borrow
All right, let me say it
Borrow!
I am sure that you will find a way
Remember, the best crimes are always committed before a large audience
No!
Then settle then
Here are your instructions
You will bring me a hairy, old wombat
I will see that you're rewarded handsomely
Just don't bother to thank me, my dear professor
For you almost anything
Goodbye, Professor Plumb, goodbye
Goodbye!
Must get a gangplank
Yes, you must!
This little creature is just like me, the last of a dying breed
He's a Queensland hairy-nosed wombat
A bear, it's a little bear
It's not a bear, it's a marsupial, a mammal with a pouch for the young
It feeds its babies on milk and keeps them in its pocket like a kangaroo
Funny thing about wombats though is that the pouch is upside down
It sort of opens backwards
An upside down pocket?
Yes, it helps to keep her pouch clean when she's burrowing underground
Best little digger in the world, the wombat
Why, he called bat nothing like a bear
He's not a bat, he's a wombat
Out in the forest late one night
I came upon a remarkable sight
A thick-set chap with a hairy nose
Curled up nails at the end of his toes
And I thought to myself it's one of those
But I wasn't too sure of that
He lumbered along with a rolling gate
And I called out, oi, will you hang on, mate?
I said, could you tell me who you are?
He gave me a look, picky you liar
And said to me, you won't go far
If you can't see, I'm a bat
A bat?
That's right, what's wrong with that?
But I'm not a bat that flies in the air
I don't fly anywhere
I'm not an ordinary bat
I'm a wombat
Right, there we are
I tell you, nobody will recognise us when they see us in these disguises
We're foolproof, I tell you, foolproof
What if we don't make any fools, Professor?
Don't worry, the country's swarming with them, I tell you
What?
Living trouble with his pram
Good heavens, blast!
There's the Earth Patrol ferry
What are we going to do, Professor?
We'll go ahead and steal it
Steal the ferry?
Steal the hairy-nosed Queensland wombat, you nana!
Do you think we should really steal the wombat, Professor?
I mean, it's almost extinct
Look, we don't hurry up
It'll be extinct by the time we get there
Come on, bring that wombat cage with you, and hurry!
I want you to know I'm not doing this for money
Don't worry, I'm not giving you any!
Where you going?
Don't worry, then
There
Excuse me
Do you know the bite of the wombat, huh?
I didn't ask you, you idiot
I don't know a kind of standard word they say
Another word
What's the matter with you?
I'm sorry, Professor
I'm going to pay you my arrearsment
Hold the wombat
Hold on, sorry, Professor
Come on, push, push, push, push
Daddy, don't, don't injure him
I'm going to jump on him, Professor
Don't do that
I broke a machine
Just a minute
We'll jump with one leg
I can't jump with him
There's a nail stuck in him foot, Professor
Just a minute
Come on, I've missed him
Push, push, push
Come on
Wombat, wombat, wombat
On the other side
Push, push, push
Come on, I'll see what I see
Hey, come on
I've got him, Professor
I know, I can see that
Get him in the...
Right on
There, down here, darling
He's in
That's fine, right
Right
I've got him
Guns don't sneeze
Got you, come on
Come on, under there
So, so
Spying on Professor Plum, eh?
What's the meaning of this?
I just...
Well, I...
I just...
Well, I...
She's speaking in code
But she'll never break me
Because...
Why does she know
That we are on secret government research?
It's...
It looks like you're just a couple of
Animal thieves to me
Hey, hey, hey
You can't speak to the professor
Like that
Well, not everybody else does
It's no good
She knows all about it
We'd have to take her with us
Plan B
Turning night into day
The secret grove bag
Right, now then
I'll tell you
You got to take her with you
What is that?
Right, now then
We'll see what it takes
Who knows
Well, I'm not a expert
Right, now then, a word out of you,
and I'll eat that little hairy-nosed wombat of yours.
You would never hurt a poor little wombat.
Oh, wouldn't I?
I tell you, wombat and chips,
take away Chinese wombat, wombat and sausages.
Keep going.
Why not normal now?
Keep your cool.
Look out.
Lovely escape from one of the cages.
Oh, lovely day, sir.
Beautiful. Is it?
So good for the little ones.
Is it a girl or a boy?
It's a girl.
A little girl.
Oh, how sweet.
How sweet, a little girl.
What's its name?
Oh, Charlotte.
Charlotte.
Oh, Charlotte.
Oh, how lovely, how sweet.
May I have a look?
May I have a look at the little darling?
It's a good job the wombat didn't see her.
He never lived through it.
Come on, everyone.
Back the other way, quickly.
Come on.
See, that was a perfect wombat race.
It was a second in tibby.
Hurry then.
Hurry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, yes.
Come on.
Don't step on the wombat.
Give it to him.
Put him in the ice box.
Put the wombat in the ice box.
He's a good guy.
In you go.
You go in there.
Keep quiet, understand?
Try that hat thing.
There's a hat in there.
Now then, I'll just go out here.
Ah, got you.
I've got him. Look here.
Another one of them.
Keep still.
Get inside.
Get inside there.
He's missing.
Back to the ferris.
There we are.
Let us go, you boys.
We didn't mean to be harm.
He can't do this to us.
We are doing it.
Get in there, you savage little.
She's jumping like tootsie.
I'll never dance less selfie to game.
Sir, have you right, you big boy?
Hey, hey, hey, mind your manners.
That's no way to speak to the professor.
Professor?
He's not a real professor.
Not a real professor?
How dare you? Me not a real professor?
Let me tell you.
I have several degrees from several universities.
My work is known throughout the world.
Even further.
Yeah, everyone knows your work all right.
Crashing, dumping and animal pinching.
You're just a possum pincher.
Get in there.
We can't stay dressed like this.
People will say we're in love.
We've lost them or they've lost us.
Full speed ahead.
Aye aye sir.
All the blanchers, spread them out.
Aye aye sir.
Feel the natural and mold the abutters.
Aye aye sir.
Don't waste the game, Frank.
Lower the line.
Aye aye sir.
Can't sleep, keep waiting.
Thanks Frank.
Thanks a lot, Wally.
Thanks for what?
Thanks for rescuing me.
No problem.
I haven't finished yet.
You can't squeeze through there.
Have you got a better idea?
Yeah.
I thought we could cut that rope part
and throw bits out the porthole.
You know, make a trail.
No one will see little pieces of rope.
What's the paint coming out of?
Maybe.
Here, you cut and I'll dip
them in the paint.
Well, who's first, Swift-Troye?
There's nothing on the horizon.
I guess we must have lost them.
This old tub is just too slow.
Well, we'll just have to keep going
and hope we can find them.
Ah, there's the place guard.
St Helena's Island.
It's a lonely looking place, Professor.
Yes.
Yes, it used to be a prison
for convicts in the early days.
You see that crumbling ruin
on top of the hill?
Yeah, I see it.
The place where you put the kids and the wombat.
Oh.
Then what?
Then what, you soppy nana?
Mr. Hungerford will send a ship
to take the wombat away.
Oh.
Hello.
Young, young, young nana.
Dee dee dee dee dum dee dee.
Young and lovely.
Why was I born to be
young and...
Ah, now then.
Listen, you children.
Listen.
Now then, when you get ashore,
you behave yourselves
and you'll come to no harm, understand?
Where are we going?
Where are you taking us?
We're going to St Helena's Island
and it's haunted.
Ooh, ha ha ha.
I got that one back you too. Hurry up.
Come on now, come on.
I'll just finish this.
I'll just get it.
Hey, cheetah kid is
in the north, back there.
What?
Yellow ruff in water. Look, look.
You know ruff?
There's one, look.
There are pinkies
and bros everywhere.
There's one, look.
They must be leading towards St Helena's Island.
Look, they're all over the place.
They must be in the best place.
Why, on the yellow ruff?
After them, David.
Full speed ahead.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
It's all my business now.
Hurry up.
I'm trying, Professor.
You're very trying, if you must.
It is heavy.
It's supposed to be very rare.
It's worth a fortune, then.
Come on, now.
Come on.
Come on, this way.
This way.
These cells were built a hundred years ago.
Not one can be discapable.
Not one?
Not one.
Now remember that.
They do say the place is haunted.
Don't move on you. Come on, get on.
Go on.
You wait, I'm going to tell my mother about you.
Quiet, shut up or I'll put an ant in your knickers.
I tell you this place is haunted by convicts.
Their eyeballs rattling in their empty sockets.
Their mouths gushing with blood.
Yes, and they have no pity.
No pity!
Like me, I've got no pity.
Come on kids, get in there.
Go on inside, go on.
Go on.
Go on, get in there.
Yes, it's nice and cold in here.
God, it's the convict mob.
That's where they laid out all those nice cold bodies.
Don't do that.
Oh, yeah, you didn't frighten me.
It was just the weight of your hand on my shoulder.
What about the wombat, Professor?
He's got bad breath.
Well, I'll put him in here as well.
Oh, yeah, kids.
All right.
All done.
Which way now?
Maybe that island.
Or that one.
But which one?
Just sail in between them for a while.
Well, you can't squeeze through here.
That leads down.
Let's try digging a tunnel.
But the grounds is house of bricks.
Well, we can at least try.
Try and squeeze through here.
He must think he's trying to help us.
Look, he's as strong as a bulldozer.
Beautiful.
Yes, Professor.
We could build a dump right across there.
We could put the furnaces over there.
Yes.
And we could chop all these trees down to feed the furnaces.
You mean burn them up?
Yes, get rid of them.
Yes.
Right, let's go back and see if the wombat's eating the children.
All right.
Oh, Egyptian eyes, so fondly mine.
Right, back on the road.
I'm going to get it all organized eventually and we'll go away from this place millionaires.
Now then, I better knock.
Fantastic.
What a digger.
Quick, come on.
You count the children and I'll count the wombat.
None.
None again.
What?
They've stolen our wombat.
What?
They've stolen our wombat.
Hello.
It's for you.
Hello.
Yes.
Professor, my men have arrived at the dump.
I trust that everything has been arranged.
I'm sorry, they have stolen the thing if you want.
They stole it?
My order?
Who stole it?
Some children from the thing called the Earth Patrol.
Earth Patrol?
Some kids?
Oh, brilliant, brilliant, Professor.
Brilliant.
Oh, thank you, we did our best.
Best?
Well, never mind.
At least you're on an island.
They can't get away.
I'll send my men ashore to help you.
Yes, yes.
Professor, I want my wombat back.
Don't worry, you can rely on us.
Right.
After them, sir.
They've gone.
But then, that's the second time today.
Quick, after them.
After them.
Did they see us?
No, I don't think so.
Where's the wombat?
I don't know.
He's probably hiding somewhere.
We'll be safe here for a while.
Let's have a rest.
Great, let's go in and wash our hands.
Gotcha!
Earth Patrol's looking for us, and if you don't let us go, you'll be in big trouble.
Professor Plum knows how to deal with Earth Patrol.
Professor Plum?
Why do you work for Professor Plum anyway?
All you do is steal animals and dump trash.
I don't have to.
I could be famous, you know.
Famous?
What can you do?
Magic.
Magic?
It makes trash disappear.
I'll make you disappear in a minute.
I mean real magic, like on a stage.
On a stage?
Yep.
Garth the Great, that's me.
You can't really do magic.
Yes, I can.
Ah, booey.
Prove it.
All right, then.
You watch the lion.
Right, I'm going to help.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
He's not there.
Ha ha ha.
He's behind my hand.
Ha ha ha ha.
There, now do you believe me?
Anyone can do that sort of thing.
Say something harder.
Something harder?
Oh, well, uh, oh, I know, yeah.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Garth the Great will perform his world-famous Indian rope trick.
But before I do, I need the assistance of someone from the audience.
But me, I'll volunteer to help Garth the Great.
But first you have to undo the rope.
Well, well, just for a minute, then all right.
Right, step this way, young lady.
The first thing you have to do is to see if there is anything in Garth the Great's hands.
No, nothing in Garth the Great's hands.
There is nothing in Garth the Great's hands, ladies and gentlemen.
And now you have to see if there's anything in Garth the Great's sleeve.
No, nothing in Garth the Great's sleeve.
Thank you very much, young lady.
There is nothing in Garth the Great's sleeve.
Now Garth the Great will do his great Indian rope trick with his short piece of rope,
which we have to tie the ends together with.
Hey, hey, hey, what's going on? What are you doing?
Let me go, you little brats.
Hey, hey, Professor.
Professor.
Kathy, look.
It's Luke, the fairy.
Here.
Over here.
Here we are.
Oh, no.
It's far in my path.
Over here.
We're here.
We'll have to send a message or something.
Sure, I'll just phone them up.
Empty your pockets out, Wally.
Hey.
Hey, what's going on?
Hmm, not much here.
Hey, some chocolate.
Hey, I was just saving it for later.
Well, it's later now.
It looks just like a mirror.
Try and pass a signal to the boat.
It won't work.
There's something strange about that island.
Let's go to that island.
Oh, no.
Everything's getting further away.
Yes? Hello? What?
Hello, what's this?
It's a giant. We're on the island.
Oh, good. Mr. Hungerford said you'd be here to help us.
Now, it's action strawberry jam.
Spread out over the island.
Don't let them escape.
No, hello.
Operator.
Listen, they're in the ruins.
Head for the ruins.
Don't let them get away.
The ruins.
They're coming.
Hurry.
And so is Professor Plum.
And this and more of his men.
Come on, you two.
You can't fool us with that disguise.
I know you are.
Goats.
There they are.
Ta-da.
In there.
Cassie, Wallie.
Look.
in there, quick.
Oh, there they are.
There they are.
Oh, look, look, look.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Hey, don't you do that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Stalker, I can't go any further.
I'm tired out with, um, with exhaustion.
What about the Wombat?
Oh, I'm tired out.
I'm tired out.
What about the Wombat, Professor?
He's not tired.
You carried him half the way, didn't you?
Oh, my God.
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Buoonuznoz,
Kol Halada,
Buon son,
Te pe Gu하고 o Po,
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Cante.
Tują,
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Apak c</ון,
Suncience 양,
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Qbrutin,
Yeah.
You got me loose.
Why is it because of one of these nails?
I can't see them.
Well, they seem to have disappeared.
Well, never mind about them.
The main thing is you two are all right.
Yeah.
And look, we rescued the Queen's Aunt Harry and her
little home back.
Don't swim now.
You have to wait till you get wet.
And we will track you down.
We are the kings of the Air Patrol.
And we will track you down till the day you are found.
Today we're done