Maggie plans a cruise but the boys are not invited. I want to go. Stay out of this one, it's nothing to do with you. How can you let her go away with a total stranger? I told her she can't go. For all you know you might be a homicidal maniac. And what about the question of morals? Morals? So you do love your mummy bear after all. Don't push it that too far. The award-winning comedy Mother and Son, 7.30 Monday, followed by Fresh Fields at 8.