9.30 Tuesday. Is your father coming to the birth? No, I just prefer my husband.
It's Australia's funniest new comedy show. Sir, name? Caratner. Can you spell it?
The Comedy Company, 9.30 Tuesday on 10. If you've been dissatisfied with the
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Whatever you taste in decorating Carpetcore has the carpet to suit your
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The original Paciona with real passion for juice.
It's back.
Sale. Where? Echo. Where? Echo. What? Netware. What where? Ladies'
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Thursday at 8.30 in Crime Story. You're gonna have to answer to these charges.
No, you bring the charges just be able to prove them, Sonny. He's a US attorney and he's out to get you.
They're out to take him out. Sometimes the world I live in gets pretty dirty.
How bad is it? It's bad. Then how about Torello? And this time they're on the same side.
From the mean streets of Chicago. Crime Story. Thursday at 8.30 on 10.
Laserway pools invite pool buyers to their unique indoor display center this weekend at 194 Whitehorse Road, Blackburn.
And grab the once only special opening discounted offer of a heated in-ground concrete pool fully installed with bench spar for $7,995.
That's right. Pool, spar, solar heating. Unbelievable.
This weekend from 9 to 6 celebrate with a barbecue, refreshments and a special offer. Pool, bench, spar and solar heating. $7,995 at Laserway Factory 3, 194 Whitehorse Road, Blackburn.
This is a commercial for Weight Watchers new Quick Start Plus program.
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Whatever you taste in decorating, Carpet Call has the carpet to suit your home and your budget.
Call, call, carpet call when you want carpet laid. Call them for their bourbon. Their wools and famous names.
Call it Woody Patton and call them for their planes. Call them for their hundreds of different colours and shapes. They've got the best range in Australia.
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Movie land's movie of the month for March. Is it Secret of My Success with Michael J. Fox? Intensify.
Or is it Angel Heart with Robert De Niro and Nikki Rourke? Did you kill him? I didn't kill no one. Or maybe it's Burglar with Whoopi Goldberg?
Who better, who better, Andrew, who better? Hey, what's your name, man? Or perhaps Peggy Sue got married with Kathleen Turner.
Do you think time travel is possible? Whatever your movie of the month is, you're sure to find it at a movie land store near you.
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8.30 Tuesday. You've been reassigned to night court. You start tonight. A slap in the face for the deputy TA.
How long? Till you're reassigned or die. Eric? A mother's dream turns into a nightmare.
How can you have the gall, after what you did, to come in here and ask me to support you?
You ever decorate a tree in the nude? Sounds dangerous. And all Michael's Christmases have come at once.
Depends on where you hang your ornaments. LA Law. 8.30 Tuesday on Channel 10.
Some days, things that require a normal effort take on an insurmountable aspect.
And you just have to hang on. Because you know there's something that'll make those mountains seem like molehills again.
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Call, call, carpet call when you want carpet laid. Call, call, carpet call. The experts in the trade.
Dad, can we have a pool for summer? A pool's pretty expensive son, maybe next year.
But dad, you said that last year. Well maybe an above ground pool.
But dad, you can order a proper in-ground pool from the Australian Pool Company for about the same price. Really?
Sure dad, it's $5,995 and only takes 10 days from excavation to completion.
He's right, you know. We can order now for $5,995, get a written completion date and be swimming for summer.
Oh that sounds great. Let's go over to the Australian Pool Company's display centre right now.
Hi, we've just taken a break from rehearsals and come out to invite you to come in and see just why the Swagman's so popular.
There's the irresistible Swagman's smorgasbord with its unbelievable variety in every section. Entrees, seafoods, hot meats, cold meats, salads and so many luscious sweets you'll go back again and again.
And the vibrant spectacular floor show is now bigger, better and brighter than ever. A highlight every night and with weekend lunches.
When you want to step out, make it the Swagman.
Losing your sight can make you feel shut off from the rest of the world.
The Association for the Blind helps visually impaired people help themselves by opening the door to a new way of life.
You're on 3RPH, radio for the print handicap.
The Association needs your help to build a world class vision resource centre at Kuyon. Please donate so we can see the future together.
Thursday in Night Court.
We want more women in active labour and we have lost all communication with the outside world.
These guys are ready for anything.
Remove any restrictive clothing.
Right.
Night Court, 10 o'clock Thursday on 10.
Wednesday, three beautiful wives lose a close friend.
She's moved east, you know. Bon voyage, Addie.
And one of them is about to lose a husband.
I'm not going east alone. I've taken a husband. One of yours.
But which one?
You didn't say anything about staying overnight.
Why, you never know. Other bags just in case.
Are we fishing here?
That's right.
Porter is not late. He's just not coming home.
Stephanie Zimbalist, Loni Anderson and Michelle Lee in a letter to three wives, Wednesday on 10.
From James Clavell's bestseller.
Do you want to be Taipan of the Noble House?
A special event.
Yes, sir.
Over four nights.
He betrayed you, Robert.
Political intrigue.
It is not blackmail!
Romance.
Is she your mistress?
Ancient funerals.
Damn you, Ian Dunross.
And high adventures.
Here's Brosnan, Deborah Raffin, Gordon Jackson in James Clavell's Noble House.
Coming soon on 10.
That's Ms. G'day, Mr. Hammer.
That's Mer.
Because she's red hot for a man like Sledge.
Look like you and me are the only sane ones here.
Sledgehammer.
Since I can't have you, I'm going to have to kill you.
What if I promise not to date?
7.30 Tuesday on 10.
Just because our competitors say their orange juice is 100% doesn't mean to say it's pure.
In fact, the Oxford Dictionary has defined pure as unadulterated.
So when it comes to making orange juice, we like to go by the book.
Valencia.
The pure orange juice.
You can take our word for it.